Lost Guide

The young master frowned again, and said: "The witches in front of the battle were all raped to death... Was it in the army..."

General Scar snorted, seeming to be angry: "My army will never have such a person! Whoever dares to do such a thing, I will fuck his whole family!"

The young master seemed to be really afraid that Scar would fuck other people's families, and hurriedly said: "That's not what I meant. Besides, since the first incident like this happened, the witches have been closely guarded before the battle, how could it be... Is it a ghost?"

General Scar said, "I heard that something like this happened in the other army, so now the wizard is selected as the front witch, and they all write a suicide note before leaving. I heard that the old king and the others also equipped the front witch with a seven-star black iron that is invincible." The chastity belt is the same... and there is a hole in the seven-star black iron invincible chastity belt, as if it was pierced by [——]. The hardness is really the limit of human beings, if you can pierce black iron, the murderer must be inhuman!"

The young master was still a child, he seemed a little scared, then shrank again, and said: "It's also strange to be afraid of people."

General Scar shook his head again, and said: "What's even more frightening is that my lord later found an extremely ugly wizard. His appearance and figure are already a natural chastity belt, which makes men soft when they see it, and the effect of preventing perverts is immediate. , but, that's how it is...all... ah, although the murderer's hardness is terrifying, his omnivorous degree is even more terrifying!"

The young master was terrified.

Seeing him like this, General Scar said again: "It doesn't matter, anyway, he just raped and killed those former witches. No matter how ugly, he wants it, but it's not a former witch, no matter how beautiful, it's okay."

Still weeping, the young master said, "I just feel that those wizards are very pitiful."

He Heer tugged on Tongtu's sleeve and said, "Did you hear that?"

"What?" Tong Tu was confused.

"The witch was raped and killed before the battle!" He He'er said, "Don't you think it's strange?"

Tong Tu said, "Could it be that you think it was the demon fox's work?"

He He'er said: "Very likely!"

Tong Tu said again: "Even if it's not the three poisonous demon foxes, it is unacceptable for any evildoer to cause such mischief and harm people's lives. You and I should wipe them out."

He He'er nodded and said, "It makes sense. We want to prevent the tragedy from happening again."

The witch in front of the formation is also a cultivator, and he is contaminated with the hostility of the military camp, so he is very suitable for the appetite of the three poisonous demon foxes.The three poisonous demon foxes always go after them when they see them.For all his adultery, he himself had no sexual desire for them, only appetite.However, the method and content of his food are different.

The Three Poison Demon Fox and the old cat fairy monk finished eating noodles with fried sauce that day, and the old cat fairy monk asked, "Do you want to have a shot?"

The Three Poison Demon Fox said: "No, I don't think we are physically suitable."

The old cat immortal monk sighed: "That's true. To be honest, I'm not very happy." It should be more enjoyable to use the real body.But it's too dangerous to use the real body, as He'er said, it doesn't matter if you lose your body, if you lose your thousand-year-old practice, you will suffer a lot.

The Three Poison Demon Fox said: "I can feel that you are not very happy."

The old cat fairy monk said with a smile: "I also feel that you are not very happy."

This kind of thing has never been very enjoyable for the Three Poison Demon Fox, it's just a daily routine.

The three-poison demon fox smiled and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'll see you later." Then, he turned into a ball of evil spirit and went.Seeing that the beauty turned into smoke in an instant, the old cat fairy monk couldn't help being extremely discouraged.He originally wanted to get along well with the three poisonous demon foxes, maybe they would develop a relationship, and their sex life would be harmonious.

The old cat fairy monk has racked his brains to solve the physical discomfort. Now he needs a perfect plan to lose his body, so he goes to Yaomo Dao to search for novels about gods and demons destroying forbidden books, and see how the gods and demons hook up with them. guide.

The next target of the Three Poison Demon Fox is the front witch.But he didn't know that the witch had been replaced by the civet cat for the prince before the battle.Seeing that someone agreed to exchange with him before the battle, Wu didn't know how happy he was, so he ran away overnight, while He He'er went to the barracks pretending to be a witch before the battle.It must be difficult for Tongtu Xianjun to pretend to be a former witch, let alone his immortality, it is very troublesome if he does not know human affairs, it is more appropriate for He He'er to pretend.

He He'er pretended to be a witch in front of the battle, and put on the costume of a wizard.Now it is divided and divided by warlords, and General Scar is loyal to the King of the North.The Northern Kingdom believes in the god of fire, so He He'er put on the uniform of the fire witch, which is a brocade gown with a pure white background, woven with colorful spark patterns, implying that their northern kingdom is a fire on snow, burning endlessly.

And the scarred general and the young master also received him according to the courtesy.He He'er was greatly moved, since he came down to earth this time, it was the first time that he was able to eat fish and meat openly and aboveboard.After drinking for three rounds, He He'er also ate and drank enough, and burped.General Scar's original name was "Gan Bairen", which was so imposing that He He'er didn't dare to call him by his first name, but if he was called "General Gan" or "General Gan", it would be like scolding him again Therefore, he only called "General" and "General".

After eating, Gan Bairen sent He He'er back to the account in person.He He'er then asked: "Usually how long does it take for a witch to die before the formation?"

After hearing this, Gan Bairen said, "Well, I'll tell you the truth. We'll have to fight a few battles, usually before and after the celebration banquet. But I think you're all rosy, so you should be fine."

——I was drunk three cups of wine by you, can I not be flushed?

"It's all thanks to the general." He Heer replied with a smile.

He He'er is not a natural beauty, but she has been in the upper realm for a long time, and she has been tainted with immortality, so she is quite delicate and charming. Wearing this witch clothes, her cheeks are slightly red after drinking, and she is quite amorous, He smiled lightly again, seeing that Gan Bairen was a bit of a slut, so he squinted his eyes and said: "Sorcerer He is really not ordinary, he is very courageous, very likable."

Seeing his behavior like this, He He'er smiled and said, "Of course I'm not afraid, it's just because my chrysanthemums are born with jagged teeth. When it comes in, it's an iron rod, and when it comes out, it's a gear."

Gan Bairen was still somewhat lustful towards him, but after hearing this, he immediately softened.The two walked a few steps, and when they reached the tent, they saw two guards standing outside the tent. He He'er said, "There is no need for guards. I am a wizard, and I have magical powers to protect my body. I don't need other people's protection."

Gan Bairen looked at He He'er carefully, and said, "Well, you are indeed the most shaman-like person who has ever been here."

There are quite a few court wizards who deceive the world and steal their names. When they heard that they were going to fight, they were not used to it, or they complained a lot, or they were afraid and apprehensive. Gan Bairen felt that the witches before the battle not only did not play a strategic role, but delayed Hind legs.

He He'er smiled, took his leave, turned around and walked into the tent.As soon as he entered the tent, he saw the peerless beautiful fox in white lying on the low couch in the posture of a fairy.All he needed to do was to lie on his back in such a leisurely way, to brighten up this tent with no light but a smell of mud, and fill the room with fragrance.

Seeing He He'er coming in, Immortal Tongtu raised his head and said, "It's very suitable for you to wear witch clothes."

He He'er laughed and said, "Then you don't know Sha Yuyin's appearance in witch clothes."

"Sha Yuyin?" Tongtu Xianjun asked suspiciously, "Who?"

"Your third life." He He'er sat down beside Xianjun Tongtu and said, "I became his younger brother after rebirth, do you know this?"

"I don't know." Xianjun Tongtu was very curious, "What was I like at that time?"

Before finishing talking with Tu Xianjun, He He'er cut off and said, "That's not you."

Tongtu Xianjun was confused: "Why isn't it me?"

He He'er replied: "I thought you were him too, but when I saw you, I knew it was not, really not. You are different from him, you are very good and perfect, he is not...how? What do you say?" He He'er frowned and rummaged for a while, then stretched his brows and said, "You are a god, and he is a human being."

Immortal Tongtu looked at He He'er as if he had realized something, and saw He He'er's eyebrows slowly furrowed again, and continued: "I just saw you, so I have to admit that he is really dead. Three thousand There is no such person as Sha Yuyin in the world anymore."

He He'er sighed deeply, and said, "Brother is really gone."

Immortal Tong Tu had no concept of birth, old age, sickness and death, nor did he know the pain of parting, but seeing He He'er so gloomy, he himself was in the fog.Why does He He'er, who is always optimistic, show such a fragile expression?Tongtu Xianjun couldn't understand.

He He'er looked at Tong Tu's face, then patted his drunken red cheeks, smiled wryly, "I think I drank too much."

Tongtu Xianjun didn't seem to understand: "He's a human...I'm a god...What's the difference?"

"There are so many differences!" He Heer hiccupped, and said, "For example, this..." He Heer boldly touched Tongtu's crotch with a bit of alcohol, and sang: "Are you A little bird, no matter how you fly, you can't fly high, oh, oh, oh..."

Tongtu Xianjun said: "I don't understand."

He He'er then laughed and said: "That's right...you, a fox who can't charm, is different from a bird that can't fly. No matter how big you are, you are still a big bird that can't fly!"

Immortal Tongtu suddenly realized: "So I am an ostrich?"

"..." He He'er still decided to go to sleep.

At dawn, Gan Bairen came to look for He He'er and said to him: "Please ask the wizard to do a fortune telling to see if this battle will be auspicious."

"What pectoral muscles and no pectoral muscles? What's so good about it. I'm still sleeping!" He Heer rubbed his eyes and said to Gan Bairen, "Go and tell them, Daji, Dajiji, okay. Don't Noise me, anyway, it’s not always good luck!”

Divination is just going through the motions, the general has decided to march, can a wizard stop it?If he insisted on making evil hexagrams, he might even anger the general. The general said he "confuses the people and disturbs the morale of the army", dragged him out and chopped him up.

Gan Bairen said, "Okay."

He He'er said again: "Don't ask me any more, Duji, Daji, Dajiji."

The young master who was standing by the side asked in confusion: "Is this also okay? Will it not blaspheme the gods?"

He He'er rubbed his eyes, looked carefully at the young master, saw that his eyes were indeed very innocent, so he comforted him and said: "No, God bless my general of the Northern Kingdom, you don't need to divination, I can feel it."