Lost Guide

He He'er thought to himself: That's right, this Tongtu was born as a god, and he has been living on the top of that Qingqiu mountain, how did he know this?

"Then..." He He'er cleared his throat, and said, "You see them doing this now, do you feel anything?"

"Feeling?" Tong Tu frowned, "What feeling?"

——Is it true that Tongtu doesn't have the seven emotions and six desires?

He He'er patted Tongtu's crotch with his hand, felt through his trousers, then smiled, sighed again, and took out his hand.

Tong Tu was very puzzled by He He'er's complicated expression: "Why is that? Why are you laughing? Why are you sighing?"

He Heer replied: "I laughed because this is really a big guy, and I sighed because this guy is 'big and useless'."

"Too big for nothing?"

It seems that Tong Tu is not only ignorant of love affairs, but also has little knowledge of Chinese studies.

He Heer said: "Yes, big is useless, big is big, but it can't be used for insertion or pawn, which means it's very useless."

Tong Tu suddenly realized, and said: "I also think this thing is very useless, but there is a reason for the existence of freedom in the universe. If you can't understand it, it can only show that your mind is not clear. Therefore, as stupid as I am, I still can't understand it. What is the meaning."

——I still need to "enlighten"...

He He'er smiled, and said: "Your 'big and useless' is useless. Look at that 'big and crotch-dancing' one. It's so useful. It's just a weapon."

Tongtu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Is it a 'weapon'?" Tongtu turned his head and looked at the boy who was "big and crotch" moaning in pain. He must have been "attacked". Could it be that thing? , is it really a weapon?

Seeing Tongtu look at the erotic scene with such a philosophical gaze, He Heer didn't know whether to admire him or sigh at him - such a beautiful face, such a big dick, is actually... impotence... Yes, it is impotence, Without the seven emotions and six desires, it is a kind of impotence, and it is also a psychological kind, which is difficult to cure.Therefore, without the seven emotions and six desires is a disease.

Tong Tu turned his head and said, "I still don't understand, what is the meaning of this weapon attack?"

He He'er didn't want to explain anymore, and didn't dare to shake his face, so he replied with a deep expression: "This...you have to figure it out by yourself."

Sure enough, Tong Tu stopped asking, and began to think philosophically about the offensive problem of the lower body (whether the sentence sentence is "offensive problem" or "offensive problem" is still open to debate).

The man with the scar had astonishing stamina. From Tong Tu's point of view, the man with the scar had already attacked the little boy to the point where he was battered to pieces.

Tong Tu seemed to have discovered another problem: "Why did he only stab the boy's mouth and buttocks?"

"It's not the buttocks, it's the asshole." He He'er corrected, "Because 'flies don't bite seamless eggs, and JJ doesn't penetrate meaty eggs without holes'."

Tong Tu was stunned, and said: "So...is this the so-called 'pervasive'?"

——Tongtu's Chinese studies are really bad.

He He'er said with a serious face: "Yes, but this word is basically not used in this sense."

Tong Tu nodded, that serious expression made He He'er feel very guilty.

At the end, Tongtu asked again: "I still want to ask..."

"You still want to ask?" He He'er's head was about to explode, "You are not only the most beautiful fox in the heavens, but also the most curious baby!"

Tong Tu tilted his head and asked, "What do you mean?"

He He'er couldn't get angry even if he wanted to. After all, Tongtu's face is so beautiful that no one can bear to slap it off. What's more, Tongtu is a Nine Heavens Immortal with his own protective barrier. Hurt is funny.So He He'er just raised his hands and said, "What do you want to ask, Lord Xianjun?"

Tong Tu said, "Why are we here?"

He He'er brought Tongtu here, of course not to see the live erotic palace - he didn't know there was a live erotic palace to watch, if he knew, he wouldn't bring Tongtu here, it's so good to see it by himself, and he can watch it at the same time Luke.

"Aren't we looking for the demon fox?" He He'er said, "Eight out of ten fox demons can absorb the energy of men. Look at the chaos here. Usually the men left behind in the village are either old or disabled, big blind demons It’s not appetizing to see, let alone the demon fox? If you want to find a man, you can only go to the military camp. And the fox likes to live in the north, and this army is the largest army in the north. Come here, you must be right.”

He He'er is worthy of being a veteran rebirth time travel hero who has died three times in the world. He really predicted the hobbies of the three poisonous fox demons. He sucks men, but he didn't expect the Three Poison Fox Demon to be so picky and only sucks monks.

The predecessor of the three poisonous fox demons was a seven-tailed fox. The seven-tailed fox was jealous of Tongtu Xianjun's nine-tailed fox, and had been secretly following Tongtu after he came down to earth.Immortal Tongtu has accumulated a lot of evil poison and resentment in the fourth life of reincarnation. At the moment when he ascended to the sky, the seven-tailed fox appeared and snatched the three poisons of Arhat left by Immortal Tongtu in his body-greed, hatred and ignorance.The seven-tailed fox originally wanted to use these three poisons to cultivate, but unexpectedly, he was bitten by the three poisons, lost his sanity, and turned into Tongtu's appearance, just like Tongtu's shadow of an evil spirit left in the mortal world.

And because the three-poison demon fox has both Taoist and evil fetuses, the yin energy of women is too yin to him, and the yang essence of men is also sun to him, so he must absorb the yin essence of men.

Boys in this dimension have yang in the front and yin in the back. Simply put, the front can be attacked and the back can be received. Both sides will ejaculate, but the front ejaculates semen, which has heavy yang energy, and the back emanates yin essence. The harmony of yin and yang tastes good.

It is said that the old cat fairy monk came back to life with his dead body, and happened to meet the three poisonous fox demons.He went forward to lick the black long straight between the crotch of the three poisonous fox demon, and the three poisonous fox demon was willing to let him lick it.The old cat fairy monk saw that the three poisonous fox monsters had been messing around for a while, and that place was still standing proudly, obviously not letting go, which made him even more sure that the other party was a sperm sucker.Because the way to pick up yang and replenish yang is not to let out your body. Since the beginning of cultivation, these three poisonous fox demons have been able to absorb and not let out. That erect big JJ.

The old cat fairy monk held his black long stick and licked it for a long time. The three poisonous demon fox seemed to be a little annoyed. He was here to suck semen, not to enjoy it. I don't enjoy it at all. If you female judges don't have the experience of forbearance, you can imagine that you have endured urinating for several months. This feeling of exploding bladder is like the feeling of exploding balls.There are two balls that are about to explode at any time under this tall and straight lifeblood, which is quite thrilling and exciting.

In order to let the other party enjoy a romantic feeling before dying, the three poisonous demon foxes are very romantic-"glowed" and "said hoarsely, 'You tortured little fairy'"!

After hearing this, the old Mao Immortal Monk knew that it was time to break his virginity. How could he not be excited when he had waited nine times in a millennium?He is not guarding his body like a jade, but he has not met someone who can make him feel the urge to lose his body. Now, he has finally waited!

He couldn't help being both excited and nervous, blushing and said: "The poor monk is not a human being, the benefactor must take pity on him."

As he said that, the old cat immortal monk supported the boulder by the stream with both hands, and raised his buttocks to face the three poisonous demon foxes.The Three-Poison Demon Fox then lifted the monk's robe of the old cat immortal monk, and tore off his trousers, only to see a white buttock with fine skin and tender flesh under the coarse cloth shirt.But the Three Poison Demon Fox actually has no lust, so these two white buttocks are just two big steamed buns to him, and it's not tasteful to chat with him to satisfy his hunger.

The three poisonous demon fox opened the white buttocks, and saw that the pink hole had opened and closed, dripping lewd water.The Three-Poison Demon Fox pushed his genitals straight inside, pushing open the lewd and slippery hole.He went in smoothly, so he secretly said: "You still say that you are not a human being, who are you lying to?"

Although the old cat fairy monk has lived for 9000 years, the corpse he borrowed is not.In addition to the usual hard labor, the monk will also be raped.Several senior brothers who raped him all died at the hands of the Three Poison Demon Fox, so there was no wind or waves in these two days.

The old cat fairy monk felt that this feeling was not true, probably because his soul was very pure, and he was not as close to the corpse as a ghost possessed. He was still a fairy after all, so this fairy energy naturally formed A layer of—er, a layer of something like a condom, of course it's not very pleasant to wear a condom, so the old cat fairy is cool, but not very good, and after a session, he didn't let out his pussy Refined.

The three poisonous demon foxes are very confused, generally speaking, they will vent quickly, right?So he stepped up his efforts to grind the skin on his buttocks, and he didn't see that the old cat fairy was very happy-not only was the old cat fairy not very happy, he was really happy, which was not bad at first, but the more he got The more he grinds, the more he doesn't feel it, and the skin is still worn out in the end, how can he be happy?But he still loves the three-poison demon fox very much, so he turned his head and smiled flatteringly, "Have you been working for so long? Are you all tired? Why don't you take a break at halftime and have some noodles first?"

The Three Poison Demon Fox didn't expect the old cat to say that. After thinking for a while, he said rather troubledly: "Noodles in soup or noodles with fried sauce?"

Two flowers bloomed, one for each: It is said that although He He'er can hide himself, he is not afraid of being discovered, but he is a mortal after all, and he still has to eat, drink, and sleep. The military camp does not have his bed, nor does he prepare his meals.If he wanted to sleep, he could only sleep on a tree, and if he wanted to eat, he could only steal a piece of meat from other people’s meals—you must know that food is still strictly controlled when marching and fighting.

He He'er was worrying about this predicament, but Immortal Tongtu naturally didn't have such worries.Only then did He He'er understand the benefits of being a god.He He'er sat on the table in the main tent, secretly eating the biscuits on the table.These small snacks are a good product for stealing without crumbs.

General Scar and the young master finished having sex, and were wiping the young master's body.The young master was very tired, panting all the time.He He'er thought to himself: Isn't it inconvenient for him to be fucked so hard by General Scar every night?And seeing him panting like a cow just lying down and doing nothing, his physical fitness is so poor, what should he do when he is fighting?

After finishing his work, General Scar said, "I just received an order from my lord, saying that there will be a new 'Witch in the Front'."

Upon hearing this, the young master said, "Didn't two of them die before?"

General Scar lay on the bed with his legs crossed, and said, "Although I think the witch before the battle is really meaningless, there must be one in the system. This is the ancestor's rule."