Lost Guide
Chapter 29
Hearing the words, Lord Yunlangpyg did not dare to run amok, but turned back into a human form and said, "Where did you come from? How dare you destroy my wedding?"
The Red Clothes Three Poisons said: "Don't think that you are a snake and you can shoot animals at will! Animals are better than you, you are just a worm!"
Lord Yunlangpyg said: "I am a relative of the Dragon Clan!"
But the three poisons in red said: "Dragon is just a worm with scales, which is equally disgusting."
"You're just a fox, don't pull me like that!"
"Foxes are the most spiritual. People with high Taoism skills can control dragons, but how have you ever heard that humans can control foxes?" Sandu said proudly, "Our foxes can have nine tails, and your snakes are the most powerful with two heads. Even if you remember the head below, it’s only three heads, only one-third of our tail, and it’s not pretty.”
"Enough! Racial discrimination and attacks are prohibited in the Three Realms!"
——Just listen to a Sanskrit sound coming from heaven.
The red-clothed three poisons closed their eyes slightly, and when they opened them again, they were those clear pupils, and the clothes on their bodies had also faded to a lotus-like white.If He He'er was still there, he would definitely complain about "which brand of bleach is so quick-acting".Yunlang Mangjun seemed to recognize him at this time, and hurriedly said: "Are you Tongtu Hujun?"
Mr. Tong Tuhu nodded and said, "I'm sorry." As he spoke, he bowed again.
Yunlang Mang-jun hurriedly bowed and said, "So it's Mr. Fox... I don't know just now... Did Mr. Fox get caught just now?"
"It can't be said that way, the one just now... can be considered... also can be regarded as my lord." Mr. Tu Hu nodded slightly, and said, "However, his remarks do not represent the lord's position."
That day, the Sanskrit voice came again: "I'm about to make an appearance, don't chat nonsense!"
Under normal circumstances, if there is a Sanskrit sound or something, shouldn't the two protagonists raise their heads to the sky and wait for the holy light to come?These two guys are actually chatting, really disrespecting the saint!
Tongtuhu Lord and Yunlang Mang Lord raised their heads to the sky and waited for the holy light to come, and then a few seconds later, the holy light came from the sky, piercing the night sky of the demon road, and the Queen Mother of Yaochi West floated away. And down.Together with Lord Tuhu and Lord Yunlangmang, they paid homage to the Queen Mother of the West.The Queen Mother of the West said again: "Congratulations to Mr. Tu Hu for subduing the three poisons."
Said to Mr. Tuhu: "Thank you, Madam."
The Queen Mother of the West said again: "Oh, it's a pity that Comrade He He'er died so heroically. It's really touching. I will carve a monument for him later."
Hearing the Queen Mother of the West mentioning He He'er, Mr. Tuhu and Mr. Yunlang Mang were also very sad.The Queen Mother of the West looked at Yunlang and said: "Yunlang, don't be too sad, there is no grass anywhere in the world, why do you want to find a pheasant to fuck?"
Mr. Yunlang Mang explained: "The pheasant is used for worship, not for the bridal chamber."
"Oh, so..." Queen Mother Xi was rather disappointed: I thought it was something to watch...
Lord Yunlang Mang said again: "How about this, let me be the person who erected the stele, and the beloved wife will be engraved on this stele..."
"It's inappropriate." Mr. Tuhu interrupted, "Since it's a monument for a martyr, it should be in the name of Heaven."
The Queen Mother of the West nodded and said: "Yes, and the land, craftsmen, and materials for erecting the monument are all from the Heavenly Court. How could it be possible for you to take advantage of it and sign your name?"
Yunlang Mangjun said: "Actually, about my marriage with He'er..."
"Yeah, I am quite puzzled about this matter." Mr. Tong Tuhu casually shook out a piece of silk and said, "This heavenly court prohibition clearly prohibits the legality of living sacrifice weddings. He'er is still declaring the relationship between husband and wife? Isn't this a violation of the ban? This matter is really..."
"He'er and I got engaged after canceling the wedding!" Yunlang Mang Lord shouted.
"That's even more unreasonable," Mr. Tuhu shook out another piece of silk, and said, "This heavenly ban also expressly prohibits intermarriage between demons and humans. As a python king, how can you marry He Heer?" What about this person's intermarriage?"
Yunlang Mangjun said angrily: "How many articles are you hiding in your sleeves! You also said that the red-clothed fox does not represent your position! I think your position is also a good thing against me and He'er."
"No, I'm just trying to maintain the order of the heavens, and I'm dealing with things and not people." Tong Tuhu said calmly.
Yunlang Mangjun said to the Queen Mother of the West again: "Actually, I planned to marry He'er after he cultivated to become a fairy. The marriage contract is not an official document, so it's not a crime..."
"It doesn't count." Queen Mother Xi didn't have time to be so careful.
"It really doesn't count. Then the marriage contract doesn't count, why are you still worshiping with the pheasant?" Tong Tuhu said, "But you want to marry the pheasant?"
Mr. Yunlang Mang thought to himself: Who told me Mr. Tuhu was innocent by nature and ignorant of worldly affairs?I want to kill him...
The Queen Mother of the West said to Mr. Tuhu, "It's great. After you subdued the three poisons, you didn't stay so dull anymore."
Tong Tu Hujun said: "Your Majesty, thank you."
The Queen Mother of the West said to Lord Yunlang Mang again: "He'er is dead, don't mention his matter in the future. Go down."
Lord Yunlangpyg can only retreat obediently.
Seeing that Mr. Yunlang Mang had retreated, the Queen Mother of the West said to Mr. Tu Hu, "You also know about the destruction of the Demon Suppressing Formation, right?"
Mr. Tong Tuhu frowned and said: "I know, thousands of evil spirits have accumulated on Wan Guru's body..."
"I know that too." Queen Mother Xi said, "In fact, maybe it's not a bad thing, it's better than a hundred demons fleeing and harming the common people."
"However, if Wan Guru harbors evil intentions, the impact will affect the Three Realms."
"I know that too." The Queen Mother of the West continued, "However, Wan Guru cannot be killed. Once he is killed, the evil poison will spread and cause great harm. I have already negotiated with Wan Guru. He said that as long as the Northern King becomes the Lord of the world, Just promise to die on your own, and will not harm anyone."
——He He'er is right, Wan Guru is indeed in love with the Northern King.
Tu Hujun sighed: "But it's inconvenient for gods to intervene in human affairs?"
"Indeed." The Queen Mother of the West said, "But it is also possible for the Son of God to come to the world to assist Mingjun and save the people. For example, I don't know which dimension Nuwa named the god as the king of the king. Now the world is chaotic and Chang'an is dark. You can intervene in the God Realm." Extraordinary times'. Now that your intellect has returned to the level when you descended to the mortal reincarnation, and your divine power is complete with Nine Tails, I believe you will be able to grasp the propriety and help the King of the North to the greatest extent within the rules."
Mr. Tuhu knew he couldn't evade it, so he said, "Yes, Queen Mother."
The thorns in the slits of the monster path are simply magical weapons, which can pierce even the feather fur, the gold equipment of the Peacock King.The deeper you go into the monster's slit, the narrower the slit becomes, and the thorns grow denser and denser. When you reach the end of the slit for ten miles, the thorns on the four walls are all entangled with each other, and the long thorns that have blown their hairs are criss-crossing. No matter how powerful the Valkyrie is, he cannot cross it safely.
However, almost no one knows that there is a hidden cave beyond the Ten Mile Wall of Thorns.A man with flaming red hair, extremely beautiful face, as dazzling as a flame, and a pair of golden pupils and phoenix eyes under the red sword eyebrows are even more soul-stirring.He was covered with vine locks made of thorns.The hell thorns can pierce the peacock gold equipment, but it only left deep and shallow red marks on his bronze skin.
He frowned when he saw a green feather flying from the thorn slit.After a while, another piece of blue peacock feathers flew over.He has been trapped here for thousands of years, so he is naturally very lonely and boring. It is rare to see feathers in this eternal place, and it seems to be as exciting as discovering a new world.After that, not only the feathers, but also the butterflies of light came flying - he could see that these butterflies of light were fragments of souls, probably injured by the hateful thorns here.
The man with red hair and golden eyes was too bored, so he blew a sigh of relief, but seeing that the breath he blew instantly ignited into a raging fire, and even the peacock feathers and soul butterflies that had drifted here were involved in the raging fire.Whether it was the feather or the soul butterfly, they all gradually disappeared into the raging fire.The raging fire made a sound: "It's so hot!"
"Is it really a person?" He smiled slightly, "What's your name?"
"I...my name is He He'er..." The voice hesitated for a while, "Are you Lord Yan?"
"Your soul is broken and you can't enter reincarnation. How can you meet Lord Hades?"
"Then who are you?"
"I can help you resurrect."
He He'er said suspiciously: "Is it true?"
"I can bring your soul back, make you conscious again, and make you an adult again, but it's just a matter of breath."
He He'er was overjoyed and said: "Then give me another breath!"
"But if you leave, wouldn't I be bored?"
"Uh..." He He'er paused, and said, "Forget it, this place is full of thorns, and if I turn back into a human, I'll still have to be stabbed to death."
"I can send you back to the world."
He He'er was stunned for a moment, and then said: "You are so powerful, why are you still trapped here?"
"When you return to the mortal world, do one thing for me. If you succeed, you will have eternal life. If you fail, you will suffer from the fire of purgatory. Do you want to do it?"
"Don't do it..."
"If you don't do it, you have to do it."
——Then you still ask, what kind of democracy is pretending...
"Hmm... what's the matter?"
"I want you to let King Shuo dominate."
"Shuo Wang? The one who is fighting for the northern border with the Northern King?"
"That's right, I want King Shuo to dominate the world, not only the northern border, but also the southern, western and eastern seas must submit to him."
"I... this is a bit difficult for me..."
"I will unite your soul with the sparrow feather, and your mana will definitely increase greatly. Don't be polite to mortals. Love comes and goes. If something goes wrong, I will blame it."
The Red Clothes Three Poisons said: "Don't think that you are a snake and you can shoot animals at will! Animals are better than you, you are just a worm!"
Lord Yunlangpyg said: "I am a relative of the Dragon Clan!"
But the three poisons in red said: "Dragon is just a worm with scales, which is equally disgusting."
"You're just a fox, don't pull me like that!"
"Foxes are the most spiritual. People with high Taoism skills can control dragons, but how have you ever heard that humans can control foxes?" Sandu said proudly, "Our foxes can have nine tails, and your snakes are the most powerful with two heads. Even if you remember the head below, it’s only three heads, only one-third of our tail, and it’s not pretty.”
"Enough! Racial discrimination and attacks are prohibited in the Three Realms!"
——Just listen to a Sanskrit sound coming from heaven.
The red-clothed three poisons closed their eyes slightly, and when they opened them again, they were those clear pupils, and the clothes on their bodies had also faded to a lotus-like white.If He He'er was still there, he would definitely complain about "which brand of bleach is so quick-acting".Yunlang Mangjun seemed to recognize him at this time, and hurriedly said: "Are you Tongtu Hujun?"
Mr. Tong Tuhu nodded and said, "I'm sorry." As he spoke, he bowed again.
Yunlang Mang-jun hurriedly bowed and said, "So it's Mr. Fox... I don't know just now... Did Mr. Fox get caught just now?"
"It can't be said that way, the one just now... can be considered... also can be regarded as my lord." Mr. Tu Hu nodded slightly, and said, "However, his remarks do not represent the lord's position."
That day, the Sanskrit voice came again: "I'm about to make an appearance, don't chat nonsense!"
Under normal circumstances, if there is a Sanskrit sound or something, shouldn't the two protagonists raise their heads to the sky and wait for the holy light to come?These two guys are actually chatting, really disrespecting the saint!
Tongtuhu Lord and Yunlang Mang Lord raised their heads to the sky and waited for the holy light to come, and then a few seconds later, the holy light came from the sky, piercing the night sky of the demon road, and the Queen Mother of Yaochi West floated away. And down.Together with Lord Tuhu and Lord Yunlangmang, they paid homage to the Queen Mother of the West.The Queen Mother of the West said again: "Congratulations to Mr. Tu Hu for subduing the three poisons."
Said to Mr. Tuhu: "Thank you, Madam."
The Queen Mother of the West said again: "Oh, it's a pity that Comrade He He'er died so heroically. It's really touching. I will carve a monument for him later."
Hearing the Queen Mother of the West mentioning He He'er, Mr. Tuhu and Mr. Yunlang Mang were also very sad.The Queen Mother of the West looked at Yunlang and said: "Yunlang, don't be too sad, there is no grass anywhere in the world, why do you want to find a pheasant to fuck?"
Mr. Yunlang Mang explained: "The pheasant is used for worship, not for the bridal chamber."
"Oh, so..." Queen Mother Xi was rather disappointed: I thought it was something to watch...
Lord Yunlang Mang said again: "How about this, let me be the person who erected the stele, and the beloved wife will be engraved on this stele..."
"It's inappropriate." Mr. Tuhu interrupted, "Since it's a monument for a martyr, it should be in the name of Heaven."
The Queen Mother of the West nodded and said: "Yes, and the land, craftsmen, and materials for erecting the monument are all from the Heavenly Court. How could it be possible for you to take advantage of it and sign your name?"
Yunlang Mangjun said: "Actually, about my marriage with He'er..."
"Yeah, I am quite puzzled about this matter." Mr. Tong Tuhu casually shook out a piece of silk and said, "This heavenly court prohibition clearly prohibits the legality of living sacrifice weddings. He'er is still declaring the relationship between husband and wife? Isn't this a violation of the ban? This matter is really..."
"He'er and I got engaged after canceling the wedding!" Yunlang Mang Lord shouted.
"That's even more unreasonable," Mr. Tuhu shook out another piece of silk, and said, "This heavenly ban also expressly prohibits intermarriage between demons and humans. As a python king, how can you marry He Heer?" What about this person's intermarriage?"
Yunlang Mangjun said angrily: "How many articles are you hiding in your sleeves! You also said that the red-clothed fox does not represent your position! I think your position is also a good thing against me and He'er."
"No, I'm just trying to maintain the order of the heavens, and I'm dealing with things and not people." Tong Tuhu said calmly.
Yunlang Mangjun said to the Queen Mother of the West again: "Actually, I planned to marry He'er after he cultivated to become a fairy. The marriage contract is not an official document, so it's not a crime..."
"It doesn't count." Queen Mother Xi didn't have time to be so careful.
"It really doesn't count. Then the marriage contract doesn't count, why are you still worshiping with the pheasant?" Tong Tuhu said, "But you want to marry the pheasant?"
Mr. Yunlang Mang thought to himself: Who told me Mr. Tuhu was innocent by nature and ignorant of worldly affairs?I want to kill him...
The Queen Mother of the West said to Mr. Tuhu, "It's great. After you subdued the three poisons, you didn't stay so dull anymore."
Tong Tu Hujun said: "Your Majesty, thank you."
The Queen Mother of the West said to Lord Yunlang Mang again: "He'er is dead, don't mention his matter in the future. Go down."
Lord Yunlangpyg can only retreat obediently.
Seeing that Mr. Yunlang Mang had retreated, the Queen Mother of the West said to Mr. Tu Hu, "You also know about the destruction of the Demon Suppressing Formation, right?"
Mr. Tong Tuhu frowned and said: "I know, thousands of evil spirits have accumulated on Wan Guru's body..."
"I know that too." Queen Mother Xi said, "In fact, maybe it's not a bad thing, it's better than a hundred demons fleeing and harming the common people."
"However, if Wan Guru harbors evil intentions, the impact will affect the Three Realms."
"I know that too." The Queen Mother of the West continued, "However, Wan Guru cannot be killed. Once he is killed, the evil poison will spread and cause great harm. I have already negotiated with Wan Guru. He said that as long as the Northern King becomes the Lord of the world, Just promise to die on your own, and will not harm anyone."
——He He'er is right, Wan Guru is indeed in love with the Northern King.
Tu Hujun sighed: "But it's inconvenient for gods to intervene in human affairs?"
"Indeed." The Queen Mother of the West said, "But it is also possible for the Son of God to come to the world to assist Mingjun and save the people. For example, I don't know which dimension Nuwa named the god as the king of the king. Now the world is chaotic and Chang'an is dark. You can intervene in the God Realm." Extraordinary times'. Now that your intellect has returned to the level when you descended to the mortal reincarnation, and your divine power is complete with Nine Tails, I believe you will be able to grasp the propriety and help the King of the North to the greatest extent within the rules."
Mr. Tuhu knew he couldn't evade it, so he said, "Yes, Queen Mother."
The thorns in the slits of the monster path are simply magical weapons, which can pierce even the feather fur, the gold equipment of the Peacock King.The deeper you go into the monster's slit, the narrower the slit becomes, and the thorns grow denser and denser. When you reach the end of the slit for ten miles, the thorns on the four walls are all entangled with each other, and the long thorns that have blown their hairs are criss-crossing. No matter how powerful the Valkyrie is, he cannot cross it safely.
However, almost no one knows that there is a hidden cave beyond the Ten Mile Wall of Thorns.A man with flaming red hair, extremely beautiful face, as dazzling as a flame, and a pair of golden pupils and phoenix eyes under the red sword eyebrows are even more soul-stirring.He was covered with vine locks made of thorns.The hell thorns can pierce the peacock gold equipment, but it only left deep and shallow red marks on his bronze skin.
He frowned when he saw a green feather flying from the thorn slit.After a while, another piece of blue peacock feathers flew over.He has been trapped here for thousands of years, so he is naturally very lonely and boring. It is rare to see feathers in this eternal place, and it seems to be as exciting as discovering a new world.After that, not only the feathers, but also the butterflies of light came flying - he could see that these butterflies of light were fragments of souls, probably injured by the hateful thorns here.
The man with red hair and golden eyes was too bored, so he blew a sigh of relief, but seeing that the breath he blew instantly ignited into a raging fire, and even the peacock feathers and soul butterflies that had drifted here were involved in the raging fire.Whether it was the feather or the soul butterfly, they all gradually disappeared into the raging fire.The raging fire made a sound: "It's so hot!"
"Is it really a person?" He smiled slightly, "What's your name?"
"I...my name is He He'er..." The voice hesitated for a while, "Are you Lord Yan?"
"Your soul is broken and you can't enter reincarnation. How can you meet Lord Hades?"
"Then who are you?"
"I can help you resurrect."
He He'er said suspiciously: "Is it true?"
"I can bring your soul back, make you conscious again, and make you an adult again, but it's just a matter of breath."
He He'er was overjoyed and said: "Then give me another breath!"
"But if you leave, wouldn't I be bored?"
"Uh..." He He'er paused, and said, "Forget it, this place is full of thorns, and if I turn back into a human, I'll still have to be stabbed to death."
"I can send you back to the world."
He He'er was stunned for a moment, and then said: "You are so powerful, why are you still trapped here?"
"When you return to the mortal world, do one thing for me. If you succeed, you will have eternal life. If you fail, you will suffer from the fire of purgatory. Do you want to do it?"
"Don't do it..."
"If you don't do it, you have to do it."
——Then you still ask, what kind of democracy is pretending...
"Hmm... what's the matter?"
"I want you to let King Shuo dominate."
"Shuo Wang? The one who is fighting for the northern border with the Northern King?"
"That's right, I want King Shuo to dominate the world, not only the northern border, but also the southern, western and eastern seas must submit to him."
"I... this is a bit difficult for me..."
"I will unite your soul with the sparrow feather, and your mana will definitely increase greatly. Don't be polite to mortals. Love comes and goes. If something goes wrong, I will blame it."
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