Lost Guide

Mr. Tong Tuhu didn't know how long he had been floating alone in the slit, but gradually, gradually, he heard someone approaching.He took a closer look, and it turned out to be the old cat fairy monk and the streaking blue peacock.However, the blue peacock also has a bit of shame in its obscenity, and knows how to cover its lower body with a peacock fan, but when you look at it from a distance, you will mistakenly think that his body hair is thick and colorful.

When the blue peacock saw Mr. Tuhu, he immediately looked happy, and asked, "Where are my clothes?"

Mr. Tong Tuhu replied: "It was destroyed by the thorns of the demon way."

After hearing this, Blue Peacock was very sad. The gold equipment he had worked so hard to save was gone. Can An not cry?But he saw that the old cat beside him was also crying, and asked quickly, "Why are you crying too?"

The old cat fairy monk wiped his face with his paws, and said: "Your robe is rotten, so can my apprentice still live? I knew it when I saw Mr. Tu Hu looking like a dead wife..." said Then, the old cat fairy monk broke down in tears again.

"It's really miserable for you." Blue Peacock comforted the old cat fairy monk, "At most, tonight will help you do both."

"Father Bing!" the old cat fairy monk cried, "I have a deep relationship with my apprentice, do you know? Now that he is dead, you are still joking with me!"

Blue Peacock hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I still won't help you!"

"How dare you!" said the old cat fairy monk, staring at the cat's eyes.

Blue Peacock hurriedly said: "Don't dare...how about I do it with you right now?"

The old cat immortal monk gritted his teeth in hatred and said, "No need, I'm going to publish an obituary for my disciple now!"

The Three Poison Demon Fox thought to himself: It turns out that the blue peacock doesn't use the third person when talking to the old cat fairy monk.

The two personalities of the Three Poison Demon Fox and Tongtu Hujun coexist in the body of the Nine-Tailed Xuanhu, but because of the harmonious fusion, there is no distinction between the main personality and the secondary personality.Their control over their bodies is interchangeable, and even if one of their personalities becomes subconscious, it can still feel the outside world.

The old cat fairy monk turned to Yaomo Dao, then went to Yaomo Dao to take the elevator to the upper realm, went to the first floor of Yaotai to cancel He Heer's household registration, and then went to the newspaper to publish an obituary.The old Mao Xianseng couldn't help sighing, maybe it was a mistake to let He He'er bathe in the fairyland and be reborn.If he had been reincarnated at that time, no matter what his fate was, it would still be better than dying now, with his soul scattered, and before he died, he was still a virgin... Sigh...

After Blue Peacock lost his equipment, he struggled on the throne for a long time, whether he should wear clothes in the future.In order to persuade him to keep a little morality, the old cat immortal monk told him: "No matter how good the figure is, it will not be expensive if it is exposed." Therefore, Blue Peacock decided to put on his clothes again, but he did his best when choosing clothes. Showing his true colors as a gay man, he picks and chooses, making his partner want to tear him apart with cat's paws.

When He Heer's obituary came out, some people were still happy.The happy ones are probably the goblins who are very obsessed with Lord Yunlang Python in the Demon Dao.Once He He'er died, Lord Yunlang Mang would be a bachelor without a marriage contract.When the goblins were planning to take advantage of Yunlang Mangjun's psychological frailty to comfort him with tenderness, passion, or basic affection, a very explosive news came out——Yunlang was going to have a ghost marriage with He He'er.

Because He He'er's body doesn't exist, so he can't marry his relatives.Inspired by folklore, Mr. Yunlang Mang decided to catch a pheasant to worship.Pheasant worship is indeed a very folk method, and it also reflects the respect Yunlang Mangjun has for He Heer's human origin.

Mr. Yunlang Mang has also made sufficient preparations for this marriage. According to the etiquette in the world, he hired the old cat immortal monk with three letters and six courtesy.In fact, the old Mao Xianseng didn't think it was very appropriate, and he didn't want Yunlang Mang to live in He He'er's shadow all the time, but he didn't know how to persuade him, could it be that it's unlucky!Are you not afraid of ghosts?

He thought for a while, Yunlang Mang Lord is a big figure in the way of demons, all ghosts are afraid of him, how can he be afraid of ghosts.

The old cat fairy monk said again: "You know that He'er's heart is not on you, so why do you bother?"

Yunlang Mang smiled wryly and said: "Of course I know, it's fine if he doesn't hate me, how can I pray for him to love me? Besides, he and Tong Tu have already been deeply bound in the mortal world, and I can't even interfere. It's just that I Selfish or not..."

Seeing Yunlang's miserable appearance, the old cat fairy monk couldn't bear to comfort him: "You can't say that, you already have a marriage contract! You are so evil yourself, and you are not afraid of running into evil. It's justified."

"Then you agree?" Yunlang Mang smiled and said, "Then I will send someone to pick you up then!"

"..." The old cat fairy monk was stunned, and said, "Okay..."

Mr. Yunlang Mang arranged the auditorium, and brought a fresh and lively pheasant from the world.Unfortunately, it is impossible to tailor a good-looking auspicious suit for the pheasant.When He He'er was killed as a sacrifice, he was wearing an auspicious costume and carrying an umbrella, and Mr. Yunlang Mang passed on the auspicious costume he was wearing at that time, which looked dignified and dignified, worthy of being an instant kill The masculinity of many goblins from the lower world.

Yunlang Mang Jun put on the auspicious clothes, and greeted the old cat fairy monk, but saw a man next to the old cat fairy monk, dressed luxuriously, wearing a blue brocade jacket, with azurite face wearing green maple boots, a sapphire jade belt around the waist, and a peacock feather fan that is astigmatism in the hand, and an ivory green ghost chain is tied to the hand holding the fan. .

Yunlang Mang Jun smiled and said: "This is..."

The old cat fairy monk said: "This is the mountain god Blue Peacock."

"The peacock is the old cat's lover." The blue peacock replied.

Yunlang Mangjun was stunned for a moment, and said: "Okay, very good, you two are a bird and a beast, very right."

While they were exchanging greetings, they saw a few servants rushing in crying and shouting that something was wrong.Lord Yunlang Mang frowned and said, "What's the fuss?"

The leading boy shouted: "It's not good, the pheasant has been stolen!"

"What?" Yunlang Mang Jun was also surprised, "How could it be? What happened?"

The old cat fairy monk said: "This is troublesome. If you bring another one back from the demon way to the world, you will definitely miss the auspicious time. By the way, why didn't you wholesale pheasants at that time? It is guaranteed and cheaper!"

"There is no reason to prepare a few wives! Isn't it a blasphemy to He'er?" Yunlang Mang Jun said with a flick of his sleeves, "This is too unusual! I have many barriers and layers of guards here, so it is foolproof!"

The boy said: "Xiao Jia said that he vaguely saw that it was stolen by a fox!"

"Fox?" Yunlang Mang frowned.

The old cat fairy monk thumped in his heart, and hurriedly said, "Oh, it's quite common for a fox to steal a chicken. Probably because the demons rarely eat fresh pheasants, so..."

Yunlang Mangjun said angrily: "What pheasant, that's Madam's substitute!"

"Yes, yes, yes..." A pheasant is a pheasant. If you really use him as a substitute for He'er, why don't you join him in the bridal chamber?

Lord Yunlangpyg said: "At this time, we must conduct a thorough investigation! Immediately blockade the entire city, and find all the fox demons for me!"

The old Mao Immortal monk was about to say something, but saw a servant come in with a box in his hands and said, "Someone put this box outside, saying that it was for Mr. Python to open it!"

Mr. Yunlang Python took the box suspiciously, and carefully lifted the lid of the box. He saw a complete set of chicken bones inside. for.

Yunlang Python was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke: "What about the fox? Where is the fox?"

The old cat fairy monk thought: Are you playing so big?These doorways don't seem to be done by Mr. Tuhu either!Could it be... the three poisons?It turns out that Sandu loves chicken so much.

Mr. Yunlang Python thought for a while and said: "On the one hand, find me all the fox demons in the city; on the other hand, go to their grain depots to find if there are any live pheasants, and give me all of them." bring it on."

After a while, the boy came back to report again: "Lord Mang, this... the man who transported the pheasants was knocked unconscious on the way, and when he woke up, he saw that all the pheasants had turned into beggar chickens, salt-baked chickens and chickens." The chicken was shredded by hand, and a note was left saying... that Mr. Mang would like to eat the chicken."

The old cat fairy monk thought to himself: Are the three poisons so exquisite in cooking?

Blue Peacock said: "That fox clearly wants to spoil the wedding."

Seeing that the auspicious time had come, Mr. Yunlang Mang flicked his sleeves and said, "Forget it, I have to go and get He'er's umbrella. That is his dowry."

Mr. Yunlang Python returned to the room, opened the treasure box that had been cast with several spells, and took out the yellowed tung oil umbrella.The handwriting and paintings on the tung oil umbrella are already mottled and hard to read, but the memories are still clear.Lord Yunlangpyg did not expect that he would be emotional with a sacrifice.Therefore, he didn't want to put He He'er in the position of a sacrificial sacrifice and slaughter him arbitrarily, but wanted to treat him as a human being.At the same time, he couldn't let He He'er be truly free, so he took a marriage letter to restrain him, and handed him over to the old cat fairy monk.In fact, before the old cat fairy monk fell in love, he was a decent old fairy.

Originally, it was death that brought He He'er by his side, but now, it was a more thorough death that brought He He'er away.While sighing about his first love, he tied the tung oil umbrella with a red ribbon and tied a knot.When he was tying the knot, a gust of wind blew, and he smelled a burst of grass in the air, and saw the tung oil umbrella being swept away!

He rushed to catch up, but saw that the one who took away the tung oil umbrella was a man in red, wearing what seemed to be the wedding dress of a noble in the world.In order to catch up quickly, Mr. Yunlang Python changed his shape suddenly, changed back to the posture of the giant python, and jumped forward fiercely, the man in red seemed to feel the change of wind speed, he turned around quickly, and dodged the attack , but the corner of the clothes could barely brush the tongue of the giant python, which can be described as very dangerous.Yunlang Mangjun was not polite to him.

When the man in red turned around, he finally saw his face clearly——Mr. Yunlang Mang was shocked: Isn't this person the same?But where did Tongtu have such a sly expression?

The red-clothed three poisons clenched the tung oil umbrella in their hands, pressed it on their chests, and said with a smile: "Mr. Python is amazingly powerful. I'm afraid it's easy to break He'er's only relic."

Hearing the words, Lord Yunlangpyg did not dare to run amok, but turned back into a human form and said, "Where did you come from? How dare you destroy my wedding?"