Lost Guide

The old cat fairy monk stroked the cat's whiskers, and said: "Since you don't want to go with me, then I will go to Qingqiu myself, and ask to see the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Saying that, the old cat went away like an old cat burning its beard, without waiting for He He'er to say goodbye to him.He drove the cloud to the outside of the Qingqiu Mountain.He originally wanted to go straight to the mountain gate to ask to see the most beautiful fox, but he was afraid that he would be rude to him.

It's just that he changed his mind, how should he declare his family name when he arrives in front of the mountain gate?Could it be that he wants to say to that beautiful fox, "The poor monk...in fact, he is already an old monk, and he is almost the oldest fairy by the Yaochi, you should take pity on me, break my body..."

He is a "poor monk", he is an "old monk", he is a "broken body", he is a "broken old body"... just listening to it is not appetizing.

So he flew back to the upper realm uninterestedly, arrived at the Yaochi, turned back to the first pavilion on the first floor of the Yaotai, and went to see He He'er again.He He'er was very puzzled when he saw the old cat fairy monk go and return, so he asked: "So fast?"

The old cat immortal monk was a shameless old man, so he directly told He He'er about his difficulties.He said again: "I'm afraid it would be disrespectful to lose my body in my capacity."

He He'er thought to himself: Is it decent for you to say this in front of your apprentice?

"Well, Tu'er understands your doubts, Master." He He'er thought for a while, and said, "But didn't you go here just to confirm whether that person is of the same color? I always feel that that person is not of the same color. Why don't you Infiltrate Qingqiu with a false identity first, and if it is confirmed that it is him, it will not be too late to make a decision."

Guidance for losing one’s body: ①Just want to lose one’s body, not get married. Due to love and face, a false identity can be used.

However, the old cat fairy monk was sure that the person was Tongtu, because if it wasn't for the fox's appearance in the mirror and his explosive charm, how could he be called the most beautiful fox in the world?

He was born in the ancient dimension of the Nether.He was originally a cat, raised by an eminent monk.He was very savvy, and he listened to eminent monks chanting scriptures every day, and was influenced to become a fairy.As the so-called "one person attains the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven", the eminent monk did not raise chickens and dogs, so the old cat was cheap.Therefore, the old cat fairy monk only lived in the ancient monk's house, and then he was in the heaven.Asking him to pretend to be a monk would only be pretending to be a monk.

The old cat immortal monk knew that ordinary illusions could not fool Tongtu Hujun, so he got rid of the fairy fetus and returned to his soul with the dead body.I saw that in the monk's house where he was born, a monk had just died suddenly, and his body was still hot, so he possessed him and became a monk.

It was just a coincidence that the old cat fairy monk got up and saw an old monk come out, pointing at the old cat fairy monk and saying: "Huijing, why don't you go fetch water?"

——It turned out that the monk who couldn't die suddenly was called "Hui Jing"?

The old cat fairy monk only nodded, and went to fetch water.

This "Hui Jing" was obviously the monk with the lowest rank in this small temple, no matter who took it for granted, he commanded him.The old cat fairy monk thought that I had already become a fairy, and he didn't bother to care about you, but he felt that he hadn't stepped into the mortal world for a long time, and he missed the time in the monk's house, so he just stayed for a few more days.

This small temple is on the mountain, and there are few pilgrims, but the scenery is pleasant and quiet, suitable for practicing Taoism.However, in addition to being suitable for people to practice Taoism, this mountain is also suitable for goblin cultivation...

That day, the old cat fairy monk got up early in the morning and went to the river to wash his clothes.The small river bends around the monk's house for half a circle, and then flows down the mountain with a murmur. The water is sparkling, the rocks are slippery, and a few fish swim occasionally in the clear water, which is really joyful.When the old cat fairy monk was going to the water, he heard a rustling sound and a trace of fox confusion.

The old cat fairy monk was surprised in his heart, so he walked in on tiptoe, and then poked his head out in the grass - it doesn't matter, but he was startled - it turned out that a monk was killed by a man in red. A man presses the ground to commit adultery.

The man was wearing a bright red wedding dress with complicated flower shadows, and the blue hair on his head was divided into layers, shaking in the wind, like black silk unfurled, his face was unparalleled, his eyes were extremely charming, and the clothes were layered. The hem was parted, revealing only a penis, which was continuously inserted into the monk's asshole——isn't this the beautiful fox that the old cat yearns for day and night?

The monk was so triumphant that he moaned wantonly.The old cat fairy monk who saw it was very angry: This is really a monk who does not obey women's morals!In the light of day, actually having OOXX with the girl of my dreams?

After the monk was pumped several hundred times intensively, he couldn't help raising his neck and moaning loudly, reminding the old cat fairy monk of the rooster crow at dawn. After the monk crowed, he drooped Head lying on the ground, silent.The beautiful fox dismissively threw the monk into the river, and saw the monk swimming downstream with the river.

The old cat fairy monk immediately understood: this He He'er's guess is right, the beautiful fox is indeed an evil heretic who likes to suck people's energy.And it is really impossible for this beautiful fox to be the same Tu Hujun.Not to mention that Mr. Tuhu would not come to the world to become a monk, but he was born with nine tails and has boundless mana, so there is no need to use such dirty methods to boost his cultivation.

But if it is just to absorb Yuanyang, then it will be easy, the old cat fairy thought with a smile, this time he used someone else's corpse, so the beautiful fox messed with him, the loss outweighs the gain.

Isn't it God's arrangement for him to meet this peerless fox again in the form of a resurrected corpse?If he doesn't lose his dignity, it's simply unreasonable!

This 9000-year-old virgin can finally meet a sweet one and give it away!

The matter of losing her body... the old cat immortal monk couldn't help singing in his heart: "Waiting once in a thousand years... Waiting for nine times..."

The old cat fairy monk suddenly jumped out of the grass, and before the beautiful fox had time to put the penis back into his skirt, he saw a monk rushing out. The beautiful fox was shocked, but saw that the monk was full of eyes on him Love, looking like a nympho, the beautiful fox felt relieved again, and thought again, today is really lucky, two at a time.He smiled charmingly and said, "Master, is there anything I can help you with?"

Seeing the beautiful fox's smile, the old cat immortal monk saw half of his body softened, and looked at the black long straight line protruding from the red dress of the beautiful fox, his eyes lit up, and said: "Beauty, please accept the poor monk's attention." lick!"

When the beautiful fox heard this, he found it interesting, he laughed and said: "Okay, we are both degenerates in the world, why should we meet each other?"

Two flowers bloomed, one for each: After the old cat fairy monk left the museum that day, He He'er was always restless and full of doubts: the painting on the portrait is obviously the same painting!But Tongtu is not only the most beautiful fox, but also the most boring fox, how could it be possible to go to the mortal world to OOXX a Taoist priest?But if not the same painting, then who?Master went to Qingqiu for so long, why hasn't he come back yet?Could it be that Tongtu really became an OX maniac after going down to earth once, even the old cat Master?

The more He He'er thought about it, the more annoyed he became, the more panicked he became, the business was not doing well, and his attitude towards customers was extremely bad.There have been no customers in the past few days.He Heer still thought that it would be better to close the museum for a few days, so he simply went to Qingqiu to find the old cat fairy monk.Just thinking about it, another customer came to the door.

He He'er didn't bother to raise his head, so he spread out his notes and said, "What's your surname?"

Answer: "My king..."

"Surnamed Wang?" He He'er had already received guests without thinking, "Miss Wang, what's the matter?"

He replied: "My surname is not Wang!"

"Then what's your last name?"

"I am the Queen Mother."

"Mother Wang... Oh, so your son's surname is Wang?" He Heer crossed out "Miss Wang" and changed it to "Mrs. Wang", and checked the two columns of "married" and "children" by the way.

The Queen Mother of the West was so angry that she grabbed He He'er's ear and said, "Is it difficult for you to look up at me, kid? Is your neck stiff?"

According to the "Shan Hai Jing" records: "The Queen Mother of the West looks like a human being, with leopard tail and tiger teeth, good whistle, fluffy hair and hoopoe." Armor—Although the shape is very fashionable, He Heer believes that there is still a certain distance from "human-like".

Moreover, He He'er's current restaurant is built on the first floor of Yaotai, so in an economic sense, the Queen Mother of the West is his charter wife.He He'er immediately showed the attitude he should have towards a charter woman, and said respectfully: "It turns out that it is the queen mother. I am not welcome, please sit down, please sit down."

Queen Mother Xi snorted coldly and said, "If you don't tell me, I will sit down too."

"Of course, of course." He He'er ordered someone to watch tea again, and said, "The queen mother is here, I don't know what you can do?"

Queen Mother Xi said directly: "When you descended to earth at that time, do you still remember the matter of descending?"

"Uh..." He He'er paused, and said, "Remember a little...just..."

The Queen Mother of the West clapped the table and said: "I ask you if you remember! Answer me 'yes' or 'no'!"

"Yes..." He He'er lowered his head and replied.

The Queen Mother of the West nodded with satisfaction: "You are too unclean, and you still keep the mortal body. It's just that the same Tuhu Lord who went down to the mortal world at that time, did you also meet him in the mortal world?"

He He'er hurriedly said: "It's just a chance encounter, a chance encounter, I'm punished by me, he has experienced his calamity...we don't know anything about it."

The Queen Mother of the West snorted coldly, and said: "You look at me and don't know anything? I live broadcast the events of the gods' calamity every day and watch it as a TV series. Otherwise, why do you think I love letting the gods go down to earth so much?" "

——If you dare to treat us like a reality show, just watch and eat... What a luxury...

He He'er said respectfully: "So that's the case. Presumably, the empress must have comprehended a lot of truth from the catastrophe of the gods, so as to improve her own cultivation. It really is a very elegant pastime. Admiration, admiration."

"Don't try to fool me with this glib talk! Although I am very happy to hear it, you can say a few more words to listen to it." Xi Wangmu smiled and said, "Forget it, I don't intend to hold the old fox accountable. I don't intend to pursue your private affairs, but now there is one very important matter that needs your assistance."

——Usually, "assisting in the investigation" doesn't mean "you recruit me"?

"Uh..." He He'er said, "I didn't do anything bad."