Lost Guide

He He'er said: "Then you wait for me here, I will come when I go."

Mr. Tong Tuhu listened to the high-pitched cat meowing in spring, and said, "Wouldn't it be inconvenient for you to find him now?"

He Heer said: "It's okay, I don't think he or the Peacock King would mind this kind of thing, anyway, they don't have any sense of shame."

Mr. Tong Tuhu nodded and said, "You still know them better."

He He'er smiled slightly, and said: "Then just wait, I'll be back in a while."

Mr. Tong Tuhu stood silently outside the fairy bone wall and waited for the good news of He He'er.He He'er followed the sound of the cat's meowing spring, and walked to a cave in the cave. He saw that the furnishings in the cave were gorgeous, no different from the embroidered pavilion in the boudoir. Naturally, it is the room of the blue peacock.In the grotto is the hibiscus tent to warm up the spring night, the red tents are full of people, and there is a sound of popping in the bed, He He'er can't help thinking: "It seems that they still have a sense of shame than I imagined, and they actually know how to put down the bed!" curtain."

The crackling sound gradually subsided, and the old cat fairy monk came down from the bed, with cassocks on his body, and when he saw He He'er, he said, "Is there something wrong?"

He He'er hurriedly laughed and said, "That's right... I don't know if it's convenient?"

"It's not a woman, what's the inconvenience?" The old cat fairy monk smiled, "Come on, He'er, we master and apprentice haven't chatted for a long time, let's talk over there."

The old cat fairy monk was originally a young monk, with a bald head, cat-like big round eyes, and a naturally raised smiling mouth. He looked very handsome, but he had a few more cat whiskers on his face than ordinary humans.He He'er pointed to the corner of his mouth, and said, "Master, your cat's whiskers are stained with... a little bit of bodily fluid... the white... kind..."

The old cat fairy monk smiled and pulled the cat's whiskers to his lips and licked it.

He He'er couldn't help sighing, a thousand-year-old virgin should not be underestimated, the longer he holds it in, the more likely he will become abnormal.

Immortal Monk Mao and He He'er went to another cave together, where there were desks and refreshments.The old cat fairy monk sat down with He He'er, and they ate tea and fruit relative to each other.He He'er asked: "By the way, didn't Master originally want to lose his virginity to the beautiful fox? Why did he change his mind again, he doesn't like animals, but birds?"

"Anyway, they're all beasts!" The old cat fairy monk said openly, "And that beautiful fox has a vicious heart, it's not worth it if he rapes it, and if he kills it, it's not worth it. Besides, the peacock king eagle It’s a good job, it’s not harmful, and it’s pretty good-looking. He’s also pretty good.”

He He'er frowned and said: "I heard that Master Mao'er means... want to be a long-term husband and wife with him?"

The old cat fairy monk was stunned, and said: "'Long time couple'? This... I didn't expect to go to this either."

He Heer said: "Then you should think about it, this 'future' issue is also very important."

The old cat fairy monk twitched the cat's whiskers and said, "Can I not think about it?"

"That's right, the problem of relationship is very complicated. Let's not think about it for now..." He He'er paused, and said, "Actually, the apprentice came to you and wanted you to do me a favor."

The old cat fairy monk said with a smile: "I knew earlier that you must have something to ask for when you come here with such a good face."

"Master's wisdom eye!" He He'er said with a smile, cupped his hands, and got closer, and whispered such and such in the old cat fairy's ear.The old cat immortal monk drank tea while listening, twisted his beard and smiled, and said, "It's not difficult."

Outside the fairy bone wall, there are only a few spiritual lamps accompanying Tongtu Hujun. The lights hit Tongtu Hujun's jade tree-like body, drawing out a slender and slim shadow, which looks quite lonely.But he didn't feel lonely for long, and saw He He'er came back.

Mr. Tuhu said: "So fast?"

He He'er replied: "Yes, very quickly, I was rejected very quickly."

Mr. Tuhu frowned, and said, "He refused?"

He He'er sighed: "Master said that he and Blue Peacock are actually not very familiar, and they might not recognize each other when they put on clothes!"

Mr. Tuhu was stunned for a moment, and said, "Is that so?"

He He'er said again: "Isn't it? I said he has no sense of shame, but I don't know that he has no sense of shame to this extent!"

Mr. Tu Hu said: "Everyone has their own ambitions, and their origins are different."

He He'er's proficiency in classical Chinese is not very good, so he asked, "What is 'different interest'?"

"Uh……"

"Is it just a different interest from ordinary people?"

"It also means that..."

"Then his interests are really different from ordinary people." He He'er sighed, "And the master also said, tell me not to care about the common people in the world, anyway, I am not familiar with them. Got dick'."

Tong Tu Hujun said: "This..."

He He'er said: "I think so. I'm not a god or Buddha. I'm so merciful and no one will burn incense for me. I think... I think I should hurry up and enjoy myself in time."

Mr. Tong Tuhu frowned and said, "You...?"

He He'er said: "I know you must think I'm shameless..."

Tong Tu Hujun said: "I won't be shameless, I understand."

"Oh, Shenjun, you really understand righteousness," He Heer patted Tong Tuhujun's shoulder movedly, and said, "In this case, I will tell you the truth, I will tell you what is in my heart, you You are a god, so don't be angry with me..."

"Well, you said."

He He'er looked deeply at Mr. Tuhu, and said, "To be honest...Actually...I...have... coveted your beauty for a long time."

Mr. Tong Tuhu suddenly became astonished: "What?"

He He'er put his hands on Tongtu Hujun's shoulders, stared at Tongtu Hujun affectionately like the hero of an idol drama, and asked: "You are a fairy king, you are kind, can you show mercy so that you Shall I molest you a little?"

"Gah?"

"Just one slap." He He'er said again solemnly like a hero in a martial arts movie, "I, He Heer, swear to the lights, once I say it, once, if I molested you twice—no, it's considered two For three-thirds, I will cut off my own penis."

Mr. Tong Tuhu was merciful, and hurriedly said: "Then there is no need..."

"So, can I touch you?" He He'er asked, making a pair of tiger and crane fists.

Seeing that He He'er was ready to go, Mr. Tuhu said righteously, "Come on."

He He'er let out a soft chirp, pulled Tongtu Hujun's neckline away, and directly attacked Tongtu Hujun's chest muscles.Mr. Tong Tuhu proudly raised his chest to facilitate He He'er's obscenity.Unexpectedly, a purple awl popped out of He He'er's hand, and Mr. Tong Tuhu had no time to dodge, the awl had already penetrated into his chest!

Mr. Tuhu was horrified.

He He'er held the awl tightly, and the awl suddenly emitted a dazzling purple light, shining continuously, but it seemed to be blocked, and it was difficult to push it in for a while.Tongtu Hujun stared at He He'er, and said, "I'm asking you..."

"Ask me, let me ask first!" He He'er also stared back at him, and said, "Why do you call me 'Xiao He' at the entrance of the village, and Mr. Tu Hu is very polite to call me 'Mr. He' ?”

Mr. Tuhu was at a loss for words for a moment.

He He'er said again: "Why do you know what Sanbian wine is when Aunt talks about it, and you can even say that you are a vegetarian?"

"I……"

"Tongtu is not a vegetarian, he doesn't eat anything at all!" He He'er gritted his teeth, pushed the awl another inch, and stared, "This is the evil awl I got from my master. If you are wise, leave Tongtu's body as soon as possible, otherwise I will kill you!"

At this moment, Mr. Tongtuhu's usually clear and glamorous face had a seductive look, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he said, "You want me to die? I and Tongtu live in symbiosis. Even if he doesn't die, I can't even if I want to die." ah."

"you……"

"Alright, if you kill Tongtu, I can die." Sandu's face was relaxed, as if the wound in his chest was not worth mentioning to him, he just moved his head forward and bowed. He said in He He'er's ear, "Do you want to kill me?"

He He'er sneered and said: "It's okay if I want to drive you away! You want to open a gap in the demon path? There is no door...not even a dog hole!"

Sandu smiled and said, "You asked me so many questions just now, shouldn't I ask you questions too?"

He Heer said: "What do you want to ask?"

Sandu asked: "Mr. Tu Hu called you 'Mr. He', so who is it... who called you 'Xiao He'?"

He He'er's heart suddenly ached - it was the elder brother.Big Brother would call him that...

Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, San Du suddenly grasped the evil awl, He He'er was shocked, and quickly grasped the evil awl tightly, with a few turns of faith, but the awl was pulled out by San Du by an inch, He Heer dared not be careless , hurriedly collected his mind, stuck with the three poisons.

San Du said again: "Oh, Xiao He, how could you treat Big Brother like this?"

"Bah, big brother is not like you who just drill into a hole or insert a chrysanthemum like you!"

Sandu said: "Yes, Shayu died so miserably because he wanted to be a bad person and have principles. Let me say, to be bad is to be completely bad, and to be bad is to be happy. If you want to possess someone, To possess it thoroughly, devour it without leaving any scum, what do you think, He'er?"

San Du's yin and yang strange "He'er" called He He'er's body with goose bumps.As soon as He He'er raised his eyes, he met San Du's eyes as deep as a cold pool, his hands trembled in shock, and San Du pushed him away.San Du clenched the evil awl tightly, and was about to pull it out. At this moment, a strong fragrance rushed over. He Heer took a closer look, and it was the coquettish Peacock King who completely pushed the evil awl in. In Tu Hujun's chest!