Lost Guide

He He'er went to the restaurant in the village with Tu Hujun.The restaurant aunt looked at He He'er and said, "Hey, aren't you Brother Jun?"

He He'er said in surprise: "Beauty, you have such a good memory!"

The lady of the restaurant accepted the title of "beauty" without any shame, and said with a smile, "My brother is so handsome, so easy to remember."

He He'er smiled and said, "Beauty is also very beautiful, is there a special price for beef?"

The aunt of the restaurant still opened a room for He He'er and Tongtu Hujun, brought them food and left.As an immortal, Mr. Tong Tuhu naturally wouldn't eat it. He He'er was very happy to eat two portions by himself.It's just that extreme joy begets sorrow, and he scalded his tongue with a sharp bite.Mr. Tong Tuhu saw him screaming, and hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

He He'er said: "It's hot."

"Really?" Mr. Tuhu pinched He He'er's chin, then suddenly moved closer, and put his mouth on it.Before He He'er had time to react, he felt Tong Tu Hujun's tongue sticking out.He He'er couldn't react for a moment, but the tongue that was scalded by the spicy hot pot really liked Tongtu's fresh and cold tongue.Mr. Tuhu's cold and fresh tongue is like mint candy just taken out of the freezer, which is very suitable for He Heer's needs at the moment.Tu Hujun licked He He'er's tongue, but He He'er didn't want to push him away.

However, at this moment, the aunt who gave the gift came in.He He'er heard the sound of the door opening, hurriedly pushed Tong Tu Hujun away, and turned to look at aunt in panic.The aunt also looked at him in panic, and it took a while to come back to her senses, and said with a loving smile: "There is a wing room above. It costs one night, food and bed linen are included."

He He'er really wanted to explain something, but when he heard that there was a discount, he couldn't help but said, "Is there anything else I can give away?"

The aunt laughed and said, "You can send three whip wine!"

He He'er said: "Can I see you off?"

"Young man, don't be shy. This is a good thing." The aunt said lovingly, "The quality is guaranteed, it is absolutely fresh, and it is all pulled from the animal by my man."

He He'er said: "It's too cruel."

The aunt said: "How can you be a man without cruelty?"

He He'er couldn't refute it either, and suddenly felt that the aunt with rich life experience had the temperament of a philosopher.The aunt looked at Tu Hujun again and said, "What about the little brother? Do you want three whip wine?"

Mr. Tuhu replied: "I am a vegetarian."

After hearing this, the aunt said: "Oh, young people nowadays... really. By the way, do you want to stay overnight?"

He He'er replied: "Yes. Please auntie...the big beauty can arrange two upper rooms for us."

After hearing this, the aunt said: "Two upper rooms? There is only one room left, you can make do with it."

——There must be only one room left in this inn... Isn't it only for the hero and heroine of a romantic drama to stay?

He Heer said loudly: "I don't believe it! You don't have many people here, and there are no passers-by, how can there be only one room left! If I find a second empty room, you can give me this hot pot with soup Bring me a pot to drink!"

The aunt hurriedly said: "Oh, I usually deal with young people who want to open a room but feel embarrassed. My son, don't be shy. I can earn more from two wing rooms! But I am such a kind person , I would rather let you guys be better than make more money, you are still pissing me off!"

He He'er really had nothing to say, so he had to live in the same room with Mr. Tu Hu, and nothing happened overnight.The next day, the two went to Peacock Mountain.The Peacock Mountain Palace is in the secluded forest, and there is magic protection, so He He'er can't enter through the door, so he let the professional come, only to see that the cloud sleeve was divided into two by Mr. Tuhu, and the closed mountain door was instantly closed. It burst open.

At the moment when the mountain gate was opened, there was a high-pitched, clear, meowing spring sound from the depths of the cave.He He'er couldn't help blushing, coughed twice and said: "Master is really... always strong and full of energy."

Tongtu Hujun asked: "Is Master and Peacock King very familiar? Why are you hanging your voice in someone's house?"

"Actually, they haven't known each other for a long time...it's just..." He He'er murmured, "The first time is a stranger, the second time is acquaintance, and the third time is a bed sheet." Speaking of it, it seems that they had sex the first time they met.The gods are really open.

He He'er said again: "Would it be impolite for us to forcibly open other people's homes like this?"

"There's no way to do this," Mr. Tuhu frowned, "The door of his house is too thick, so he can't hear you knocking on the door."

"What a legitimate reason!" He He'er nodded and said, "Let's rush in, you go first, and I'm the queen!"

Mr. Tuhu thought for a while and said, "Can you keep up?"

He He'er also pondered.Seeing him like this, Mr. Tuhu simply picked up He He'er, and then rushed directly into the cave.He He'er wondered if she was really so light, why it seemed effortless to hug Tuhu-jun.Mr. Tong Tuhu has turned into a cloud of light smoke, which has gone straight for dozens of miles in an instant.He He'er only felt the sound of the wind passing through his ears, and his hair was flying. After a while, the rapid flight stopped suddenly.He He'er took a closer look, and there was a wall standing in front of them.

This is not a simple wall.Some walls in the world are made of bricks, some of them are made of wood, and some of them are made of stones. These are all common, but this wall is not so common—this is the first time He He’er has seen—seeing It is a wall made of fairy bones.Every bone is as white and moist as jade, reflecting a soft luster under the reflection of the lamps on the four walls. When you taste it with concentration, you can also feel the pleasant cold fragrance.

He He'er was stunned and said, "This is... the legendary 'Fairy Bone Wall'?"

Mr. Tong Tuhu nodded: "Unless you use a key, it is a fairy bone wall that even the supreme god and demon can't open."

"Oh, Brother Jun, Gu thought that Brother Jun was going to miss the appointment."

——The coquettish man's voice sounded from behind, no need to guess, the person who spoke must be the most coquettish mountain god in the Three Realms, Blue Peacock.

Mr. Tongtuhu turned his head slowly, meeting the eyes of the blue peacock.Seeing his face, the blue peacock smiled again: "Is this the Tongtu Fairy Fox? It's really beautiful."

Tongtu Hujun said: "This trip is to ask the gods for convenience, to open the gap in the fairy bone wall."

Blue Peacock smiled and said, "No way."

He He'er hurriedly said: "There is a reason for our begging like this! There is a very powerful monster that is about to become a demon, we just want to seek the method to subdue the demon."

Blue Peacock said, "I'm not interested."

He He'er resisted the urge to yell at this sissy and offensive gay guy, and still said: "We are for the common people..."

"Who is Cangsheng? Who is Liming? I don't know, don't know well, and don't care." Blue Peacock answered simply.

Mr. Tong Tuhu asked: "Then I don't know why the god is guarding this mountain?"

"For?" Blue Peacock raised his chin, "Hmph, of course it's for me."

He He'er said: "This is really not surprising."

The blue peacock said: "I have been cursed by the earth for a while, and I have to guard here for 1000 years. If the fairy bone wall is opened during this period, it will take another 1000 years. Gu has been guarding for 99 years. It is impossible because Mr. Meihu is beautiful, but it will fall short!"

Mr. Tu Hu looked helpless, and asked again: "Then what will you do to open the door?"

"I won't do anything." Blue Peacock said again, "But Gu never chases away the beauty. She can stay as long as she likes. Anyway, she can't open the wall without a key." Saying that, Blue Peacock swayed left and right Turned into another trail, and soon the sound of slapping and meowing spring was heard again.

He He'er said: "The peacock is a mountain god, and this is his territory. Fighting against him is not the solution. Why don't you let me save the country and ask Master to persuade me."

Mr. Tuhu said: "That's the only way."