When the Spring Festival came, Yu Xing took Huo Jiu to light fireworks outdoors on a whim.

Holding the lighter in his hand, Yu Xing tried to ignite it, but he was afraid of being blown up, so he tried several times and did not dare to ignite.

"Boom", Huo Jiu behind him suddenly played tricks and startled him loudly.

"Oh, you are so annoying." Yu Xing turned to stare at him.

Huo Jiu laughed at him, "You are so big, why are you afraid of lighting up fireworks?"

"To shut up."

Seeing his ugly face, Huo Jiu immediately shut up and watched him dawdling quietly.

After watching for 5 minutes, Yu Xing still didn't make up his mind to light it. In desperation, Huo Jiu turned back and took a long lit candle and handed it to him, "Use this to light it."

Yu Xing frowned, "Am I the kind of person who is afraid of being bombed? I'm afraid that the fireworks won't be ready. Give it time to prepare."

"..." Okay, you are good-looking and you are right.

After a while, Yu Xing still decided to light a candle.

The fireworks were finally lit, and Yu Xing turned around and ran away in fright, but bumped into Huo Jiu's arms.

Huo Jiu hugged him tightly and stepped back, covering his ears with his hands, "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

The sound of the fireworks exploding was a bit loud, but Yu Xing still heard what he said clearly, and his heart warmed up, and he hugged him tightly in the dazzling fireworks.

Year by year.

On this day, when Yu Xing was woken up by Huo Jiu, he was in a daze.

"Wake up, you finally woke up, look, this is our baby."

Yu Xing looked at the child in Huo Jiu's arms and was shocked, "What... what?"

"What's the matter, don't you remember that you gave birth?"

"...?"

Yu Xing quickly stood up, "Who are you fooling, how can I have a baby?"

Huo Jiu turned on his brain and showed him, "Neng, see for yourself, I recorded it when you gave birth to our child."

Yu Xing observed carefully, and it really was.

"Oh my god," Yu Xing really didn't have the slightest impression. Although he had indeed given birth in the world of abo, could he also have children in Interstellar, "Are you sure you're not being funny?"

"Why don't you believe it?" Huo Jiu put the child in his arms.

Yu Xing touched the child's cheek, but it didn't feel right, and then touched the back of the child's neck, Yu Xing said angrily, "Huo! Jiu!"

Seeing that he found out so quickly, Huo Jiu smiled and knelt in front of him, "I was wrong."

"..." An apology is quite timely.

Yu Xing threw the robot child on the bed, grabbed Huo Jiu's ears and cursed, "You're too full to play, right?"

"Honey, I really know I was wrong, and you didn't give me a baby, I..."

"Why are you looking for me if you want a child? I'm not a fertility machine!"

"Oh, I was wrong, I said the wrong thing, my wife, I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry, it's useful, what do you want the police for?"

"..."

Do not die.

Huo Jiu hurriedly coaxed him, but the more he coaxed Yu Xing, the angrier he became. Finally, Huo Jiu was pushed out and slept on the sofa for several days.

Huo Jiu can't be idle, and when he is idle, he loses his mind and doesn't have a long memory.

Only then did Yu Xing be coaxed, and he started working again.

It was too boring, so it took a few seconds to make Yu Xing angry, and then spent several days coaxing it, and successfully fooled around for a few more days.

When Yu Xing knew that he was treating himself as a pastime, he was so angry that he didn't let him touch him for a few days, and made him a monk for more than half a month.

"Honey, I really just can't get in."

"Ah."

Huo Jiu rubbed against him, and said coquettishly: "My wife~ good wife~ let my husband rub against him~"

It was Yu Xing's big foot who responded to him.

Huo Jiu was successfully kicked out of bed.

Rubbing his sore buttocks, Huo Jiu got up aggrieved, choked up and said to Yu Xing, "Only a wife is good in this world. A wife who loves you is like a treasure, and a wife who loves you like a grass~"

"……"Hold.

"Stop howling, you don't know how ugly your voice is?"

Huo Jiu hugged him tightly and rubbed against him with his lower body, "Wife, good wife, the best best best best best best in the world..."

"I doubt that you are counting words, and there is evidence."

"Hahahaha, you guessed it right."

"..."

On this day, Yu Xing bought a robot that talked about cross talk, and it took him a long time to get the program right.

Huo Jiu was dissatisfied that his eyes had been fixed on the robot, and he said in a strange way: "With such a handsome and irritating husband as your husband, you only have one ugly robot in your eyes!"

Yu Xing smiled, "Do you even want to eat vinegar from robots?"

"Eat, why don't you eat, I'm jealous the most." Huo Jiu hugged him and kissed him, not hiding his jealousy at all.

Yu Xing was slobbered by his kiss, and said speechlessly, "Restrain yourself."

"I won't, I want to swear sovereignty to the robot."

Hopeless.

Yu Xing was helpless and thought he was so cute, he was really compared to a robot.

In the middle of the night, Huo Jiu was suddenly woken up by a strange sound. He was a little timid, so he pushed Yu Xing to ask him to go and have a look with him, but Yu Xing slept like a piggy, unable to be shaken.

The kind that may help count the money if it is stolen.

Sighing, Huo Jiu had no choice but to get up to watch by himself, but as soon as he went out, the strange sound disappeared.

Frowning and thinking for a while, he turned back to sleep, but as soon as he lay down, the sound started again.

Huo Jiu walked out quietly holding the wooden stick next to the cabinet, and the living room fell silent instantly.

Hell?

Huo Jiu turned on the guest lamp, but there was nothing.

supernatural event?

His hands trembled a little, Huo Jiu turned off the light and hurried into the bedroom to hold Yu Xing tightly, trying to wake him up, but he didn't wake him up when he saw that he was sleeping soundly.

A string was tense in his mind, Huo Jiu listened carefully to the movement in the living room, but he hadn't heard it for a long time.

Auditory hallucinations?

Automatically discarding the bad images in his mind, Huo Jiu finally felt sleepy, and the horrifying voice sounded again.

"Hold!"

"I fought with you, today either you will die or you will die!!"

Huo Jiu got up, hid behind the door with a stick, sneaked a look at the living room through the crack of the door, waited for half an hour, suddenly, he saw two Cyclops.

He was startled at first, but after seeing what it was, Huo Jiuru felt relieved, "I finally caught you."

Turning on the light in the living room, Huo Jiu poked the robot pretending to be dead with a stick.

This is the cross talk robot that Yu Xing bought.

"I can't tell you're quite humane," Huo Jiu sneered, and hit him with a stick, "You still hold grudges, don't you? If you don't recruit me, I have a way to throw you into the torch and remake you."

Seeing that he was going to shut itself off, the robot quickly apologized, but how could Huo Jiu, who was also stingy and vengeful, let him go so easily.

The next day.

Yu Xing had nothing to do, so he wanted to let the robot do a cross talk, but as soon as the order was given, the song "Good Luck Comes" came out suddenly, making Yu Xing cough in fright.

Huo Jiu hurriedly patted him on the back, hinting: "The quality of this robot is too bad. It's only been a few days since I bought it and I don't obey orders. Let's return it and buy a better one, how about it?"

Yu Xing tried a few times in disbelief, but still didn't listen to the instructions, that's fine, he got angry successfully.

Hearing that he asked him to take it back, Huo Jiu was secretly proud, the little robot dared to fight with this uncle, he died laughing, I am playing with the clock, you are still a broken magnet.

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