The cannon fodder of quick time travel, he is beautiful, strong and miserable

"Do you remember that card you gave me?"

Being stared at by Yu Xing, Huo Jiu was frightened and stammered, "Which... which one?"

"Only the sixty-six one." Yu Xing smiled at him.

When he smiled, Huo Jiu panicked even more, "Is there, how is it possible."

Yu Xing knew that he would renege on the debt, and showed him the screenshot, "This balance is not enough to deduct the text messages, but I owe one yuan and four."

Huo Jiu fawningly handed him a new card and said, "This card is definitely more than sixty-six cents."

"Really?" Yu Xing was dubious, "What if you lie to me?"

"Leave it to Madam."

"very good."

Yu Xing checked immediately, and the result showed that the balance was sixty-seven cents.

It's really more than six cents.

How fucking generous.

That night, Huo Jiu stayed on the sofa alone and failed to enter the bedroom.

No matter how he coaxed him, how he stuffed the card and money through the crack of the door, Yu Xing ignored him.

The teasing was too much, Huo Jiu regretted it.

A unilateral cold war between the two began.

No matter how humble Huo Jiu tried to please Yu Xing, Yu Xing ignored him, and he didn't tell Huo Jiu when he went out to sing, Huo Jiu thought Yu Xing didn't want him anymore, and looked for him all over the world.

When he found Yu Xing, regardless of everyone in the lounge, he choked up and hugged Yu Xing tightly, saying nothing to let go.

Yu Xing looked at the strange gazes around him, and then at the people hugging him tightly. He was helpless and funny, "There are so many people, are you ashamed?"

"I don't." Huo Jiu, a big man who was taller than Yu Xing, also had some fun when he cried.

Mainly to amuse the audience.

Yu Xing dragged him out of the corridor, saw that he was still wearing pajamas and slippers, and was startled, "That's how you ran out?"

"I thought you didn't want me anymore, so I couldn't care less about changing clothes." Huo Jiu looked aggrieved.

Yu Xing sighed and asked him to wait at the door, wanting to go in and get clothes and shoes for him, but Huo Jiu refused to say anything, and interlocked his fingers tightly, as if he was afraid that he would disappear.

so helpless.

But the husband I chose can only be pampered.

Yu Xing could only lead him in, took his clothes and shoes out, and then took him to the free lounge to change.

They were about the same height, but Huo Jiu was still a bit small in his clothes.

"I'll take you to buy it after my concert is over." Yu Xing helped him straighten his collar.

Huo Jiu hurriedly stuffed the wallet to him, "Honey, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have teased you, here is all my wealth, you can spend it whatever you want, don't be angry with me."

Yu Xing raised his eyebrows, "Yo, so generous?"

Huo Jiu hugged him and kissed him, "Don't bully me."

Yu Xing was itchy from his kiss, "Okay, I have to go on stage later, don't spoil my makeup."

"Husband is watching you sing from the audience."

"Row."

After talking, Huo Jiu took him by the hand and went out.

After the concert was over, the team finally got together and talked about going to have a meal, and drinking was a must for the meal.

Huo Jiu has been helping Yu Xing to block the alcohol and successfully got drunk.

Taking care of a dishonest and childish drunk is tormenting for Yu Xing.

The two finally got home, Yu Xing ignored him, and saw Huo Jiu arguing with the robot when he came back.

"Fart, you are the pig." Huo Jiu pointed at the robot and said angrily.

The robot denied it, and Huo Jiu was very dissatisfied. He personally issued an order to make the robot obey, and then modified the program. After a while, the sound of pigs all over the room came, successfully disturbing the people.

Yu Xing was very helpless, took him over and fixed him on the sofa, put the robot into a dormant state, and went to the kitchen to make him hangover soup.

When he came out with the bowl in hand, he saw the guy fighting with the shadow again.

"Oh, how dare you ignore me, wife! Help me step on him!"

"..."

Seeing that Yu Xing didn't help, Huo Jiu became anxious, "Honey! You didn't help me!"

Yu Xing resisted the urge to slap him to death, and brought the bowl to his lips, "Drink it."

"What's the smell, it's so offensive, my wife, do you want to be a widow?"

"What widowhood?"

"After drinking this, I will definitely burp, and then you will only be a widow. No, you will probably find another one. No, I can't let you stay here alone. We must die together!"

"..."

Yu Xing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and forcibly restrained him, and then tried to pour the hangover soup into it, but this guy was extremely uncooperative.

Instead, they both got wet.

"Let's go take a shower." Yu Xing was out of breath.

Huo Jiu's mouth shrunk, his eyes turned red, and tears came down as soon as he said, "You are fierce...you are fierce!"

"..."

I am a mother-in-law.

After Yu Xing put the bowl on the table, he turned around and hugged him to coax him, "I didn't hurt you, I just want my baby to take a bath with me."

"You are killing me, baby is wronged."

"..."

Yu Xing took a deep breath, "Don't push yourself too hard, do you want to go?"

Seeing him raise his fist, Huo Jiu hurriedly said: "Go, I like to take a bath the most, let's go dear."

Humph.

The two came to the bathroom, and after being rubbed off by him, Yu Xing also took off his own clothes.

Suddenly there was a loud splash behind him, followed by Huo Jiu's terrified cry, "Wake up! Save me! I'm going to be drowned!"

Yu Xing quickly turned his head to look, but his head was covered with black lines.

I saw Huo Jiu flopping about in the bathtub, the water was not as high as his knees.

"If you make a fuss for a while, you'll sleep on the sofa." Yu Xing warned.

Huo Jiu bit his finger aggrievedly, "You don't love me anymore."

"Love, I love you very much."

Yu Xing picked up the shower head and drenched his body for him, and suddenly heard him say: "Ah, I am finally moistened by water, and next year I will be able to grow enoki mushrooms."

"……why?"

"Because I'm a mushroom."

"Mushroom long enoki mushroom?"

"Isn't it?" Huo Jiu blinked and looked at him, with a tendency to cry for him if he denied it.

"..."

Okay, you're cute, you're right in everything you say.

Yu Xing didn't refute, and he couldn't be bothered with a drunkard.

After finally washing him, the hungry wolf nature of a certain drunk was exposed. Before Yu Xing could finish washing, Huo Jiu tossed him from the bathroom to the sofa in the living room, and then to the bedroom.

After finally lying down, Goubi fell asleep on him!

I took off my pants, you fell asleep for me? !

A little out of breath, Yu Xing pushed him away, patted his face, "Sleeping Nimabi, get up for me."

Huo Jiu snorted and fell asleep with his arms around him.

Yu Xing was so angry that he kicked him off the bed, but the guy just muttered, then turned over and continued to sleep.

After a while, the snoring sounded again.

Hold.

The next day.

When Huo Jiu woke up, he felt his body was hollowed out. He stretched his waist and said to Yu Xing who was brushing his teeth: "Honey, did we fight for [-] rounds last night?"

Yu Xing sneered and didn't reply to him.

Huo Jiu said complacently: "It's definitely the case, otherwise why would I feel that my kidneys are weak."

"Cough...cough...cough..."

Yu Xing was choked and couldn't stop coughing.