Pure man and clever daughter-in-law

The thin monkey is now black, thick and strong, and the thin monkey's neck is also black, thick and strong, as short and stumpy as a big tree stump.The people in the old street were amazed afterwards, you said why Yuan Yinuo's hands are so easy to use, he can grab a neck as thick as a thin monkey at once; Can you find a skinny monkey with such a short neck?

No matter what, Yuan Yinuo choked the thin monkey by the neck anyway, not only choked it, but also just lifted the thin monkey up.Thin monkey, despite his name, he is very thin, but he is black, thick and strong, weighing about two hundred catties.With just such a hand, Yuan Yinuo lifted up the skinny monkey, which weighed about two hundred kilograms, so that both feet were lifted off the ground, and the weight of the whole body was stuck on the neck.The thin monkey rolled his eyes from being strangled, and buckled Yuan Yinuo's arm with both hands, pulling the buckle and belt.Yuan Yinuo's arm had blue veins exposed, muscles stretched out, as hard as cast iron.Yuan Yinuo said in the thin monkey's ear: "Don't mess with me, I have a bad temper, remember?"

The thin monkey stuck out his tongue, he wanted to nod, he really wanted to, but his neck was too short, Yuan Yinuo pinched him in his hand, there was nothing left.

Fortunately, Yuan Yinuo saw from his tearful eyes the urgency he didn't say, so he let go.The thin monkey bowed his waist and coughed for a full 5 minutes before he blushed and panted thickly, and led his men to run away without a trace.

The thin monkey was not reconciled, so he called the boss. I heard that he was not just an ordinary boss, but a top boss.This boss is gentle, smiling, and wears pair of glasses. He doesn't look like a jerk, but a scholar.Wearing a casual suit, he sat on the greasy chair next to Yuan Yinuo's greasy table, looking at Yuan Yinuo.

Yuan Yinuo didn't speak, leaning against the wall with his hands folded on his chest, looking at him with half-closed eyes.The two just looked at each other, like peerless masters about to duel in a martial arts novel, full of love and swords.

No one made a sound, the strange thing is that on this occasion, no one dared to make a sound, even the raging north wind seemed to be a little quieter.

The two looked at each other for half an hour, not exaggerating at all, for half an hour.The boss stood up, he stepped forward and patted Yuan Yinuo on the shoulder with a smile, and said, "Okay, my name is Pei Xiao, come and see me from Li Ye if you have something to do." He turned around and walked away.

After that day, Yuan Yinuo continued to sell his lo-mei, and Skinny Monkey continued to collect his protection fees, but every time he came to Yuan Yinuo's place, he would bow and bow his head and salute: "Brother Yuan, what are you busy? You are busy, you are busy." Yuan Yinuo Nuo put the money on the counter as usual, a lot of money, but the thin monkey didn't dare to accept it, so he forced it to him.

Later, the thin monkey brought a few brothers to Yuan Yinuo's place to buy braised meat and drink at home; later, he stayed at Yuan Yinuo's place to drink, of course he had to leave at five o'clock; later, the brothers said that the braised meat was delicious, Relatives wanted to buy more; later, Benzi, the owner of the "Xiaoben" grocery store across the street, came over and said, "I'll buy some chicken necks." Later, everyone bought...

I heard that his wife is a man.A man is a man, is it against the law?Get in the way?

Therefore, the values ​​​​of ordinary people are very simple.

The notebook cleared the change that Yuan Yinuo threw over, handed the other party a few bright red bills, and said: "The total is 350 yuan, and I will give you three hundred first, and keep the rest in the account."

"Okay." Yuan Yinuo put the money in his pocket casually, and strolled to the market to buy vegetables.

All the vegetable sellers know him: "Are you here to buy vegetables? What would you like to eat today?" "This fish is fresh, can I get one for your wife?"

Yuan Yinuo told them farts without saying a word. In fact, what he wanted to buy was weighed yesterday, and he bought everything. He added two catties of Kubao peaches with thin skin, thick flesh, sweet water, and walked into the house at exactly 05:30.

Put on your clothes, fasten your apron, go into the kitchen, roll up your arms and sleeves and start cooking.Chop the pork ribs into small pieces, blanch them with water, fry them in oil, add sugar, vinegar, and some dried chili, the color is red and bright, sweet and sour, slightly spicy; fry the potato pieces, fry them with green eggplants and sweet peppers, add salt and chicken essence, A plate of three delicacies; green bamboo shoots peeled, finely cut into shreds, scalded with water for a while, sprinkled with chili oil, sesame oil, salt, and mixed slightly, a refreshing appetizer is ready; fresh oysters are washed, watered Open the pot, then add shredded carrots and thin vermicelli, add salt and coriander powder, and a few drops of sesame oil, it is delicious and fragrant, and it is really beautiful when served in a large white porcelain bowl.The daughter-in-law is not easy to serve, and she is particular about it. Not only must the dishes be good, but also good tableware.

Yuan Yinuo put the prepared dishes on the table one by one, the rice cooker dinged, and the rice was cooked, everything was ready.Looking up at the watch, there are 5 minutes left at 06:30, which is just right.

Yuan Yinuo narrowed his eyes, shook his head and hummed an out-of-key tune, took off his apron and threw it aside, stripped off his clothes and went into the bathroom to wash away the smell of oily smoke.

Xiang Jiacheng parked the car and walked into the house with his satchel.This is a 180-meter house for the two of them. The area is not small, but the location is slightly out of the way. It was not expensive back then, outside the second ring road of S city.Xiang Jiacheng took a fancy to the area here, although the two of them don't need to live in such a big house, but they can set up a large room as a clothing studio.Xiang Jiacheng has his own plan, this studio is very important to him and Yuan Yinuo.

Xiang Jiacheng took off his shoes and put them away, and he couldn't help smiling when he heard the sound of rushing water coming from the room and Yuan Yinuo's wild singing.When I hung up my coat, I glanced at the calendar on the wall. The dark green date on it was very eye-catching, today is Tuesday.Although he knew it a long time ago, Xiang Jiacheng still took an extra look, feeling a little hot in his heart.

Yuan Yinuo came out of the bathroom in his pajamas, dried his hair carelessly, and asked, "How is today?"

"It's okay, not too tiring. I went out to pick up a few customers." Xiang Jiacheng didn't tell Yuan Yinuo about meeting Zuo Tian. First, Yuan Yinuo had never heard of Zuo Tian, ​​and second, Xiang Jiacheng Cheng didn't think there was anything special about Zuo Tian either.To say it meant something to him, but there were too many people like this. Yuan Yinuo was fine with everything else, but he was too jealous. If he really explained everything to him, he wouldn't be able to get out of bed for a week.Xiang Jiacheng's small calculations are clinking, between husband and wife, you have to hide what should be hidden, because when the water is clear, there will be no fish.

"In the future, let those people come to your store to take measurements, why do you have to be called over? It's so annoying to toss and toss." Yuan Yinuo said.

Those were all new customers, they were of high class, they were picky, and they demanded a lot, so Xiang Jiacheng couldn't afford to offend them easily.But he didn't tell Yuan Yinuo about these things, he just smiled and said: "Okay, listen to you."

The two sat down to eat together, and Xiang Jiacheng was very picky about food. According to Yuan Yinuo's words, this is a bad habit developed since childhood, and he unconsciously pushed the green peppers and onions aside.Yuan Yinuo was not used to it at all, and he put everything in a bowl for him. He had to eat both vegetables and meat. Yuan Yinuo's eyes were stingy, and he almost couldn't do it.He put it in Xiang Jiacheng's bowl, and Xiang Jiacheng had to eat it.Yuan Yinuo is very domineering in this regard, you must listen to him for what he thinks is right, without ambiguity.Xiang Jiacheng has been used to it for so many years since he was a child.

After eating, the two went to the kitchen to wash the dishes together.Yuan Yinuo asked: "Today is Tuesday?"

Asked knowingly, but Xiang Jiacheng answered honestly: "Yes, Tuesday."

Yuan Yinuo put the dried bowl on the shelf, turned his head and squinted at Jiacheng, with a smile that was not a smile: "So... what's the trick?" When he said this, his eyes sparkled, bright It's scorching.

Xiang Jiacheng tidied up the washed dishes in his spare time, lowered his head, and said, "You wait." After finishing speaking, he walked out alone.

Yuan Yinuo was not in a hurry, he pulled on his slippers and went to the living room to read the newspaper.Every Tuesday is their little festival.Those who do business are busier than usual on weekends, and there are only fewer people on Wednesdays, so the two of them must have a day off every Wednesday.No office work is allowed on this day, unless the store is about to close down, or just the two of them.And the night before the rest day is also the time when you can be wanton and satisfy some ulterior motives.

Yuan Yinuo has experience, he sat on the sofa and waited patiently.It can also be said that this kind of waiting and anticipation itself is very tempting.

It took a full half an hour before Xiang Jiacheng came out of the room. His clothes were all changed, and he turned out to be an improved Soviet military uniform from World War II.Dark green crisp thin woolen material, a belt with a wide palm around the waist, and crisp trousers tightly wrapped around the slender legs, and shiny leather boots on the feet.As soon as Yuan Yinuo saw his appearance, his bottom was hardened.He stood up slowly, walked in front of Xiang Jiacheng, raised his chin, his half-closed eyes were somewhat dangerous, and asked hoarsely, "Where's mine?"

Like a magic trick, Xiang Jiacheng pulled out a rough animal skin only two feet wide from behind, handed it to Yuan Yinuo, and whispered: "Take it off, tie it around your waist."