Pure man and clever daughter-in-law

Yuan Yinuo was sitting sprawled in the rattan chair behind the glass cabinet, wearing a big vest sold by Aunt Li at a discounted price of ten yuan, and a pair of big pants underneath, revealing two thick and strong legs. Flip flops, waving a big cattail fan in his hand, he looks like a peasant uncle enjoying the shade under a tree, with a cigarette dangling from his mouth.The thick eyebrows are tightly locked together, and the eyes are half-squinted to look at the small color TV hanging in the upper left corner of the room. "Pass the ball, pass the ball—left, left—I'm on my way, can you kick it?!" He angrily took off the cigarette and flicked the ash, and pouted at the person next to him: "Look at what a bad ball, I It's better than him."

"That's right." The people next to him also scolded, "Smelly feet!"

"Boss, boss—is there no duck feet?" A customer came to the door.

"No, no, please go early tomorrow if you want to buy." Yuan Yinuo didn't turn his head, his eyes were almost glued to the TV, "Come on! Go! Kick you idiot!"

"What about the chicken legs?"

"No."

"Chicken gizzard?"

"No."

"Chicken liver?"

"No."

"Chicken..." The more the young man asked, the more troubled he became. His girlfriend insisted on eating this one, and even named this family, but there was nothing to buy, and the boss didn't even look at him. How is this a business?

Before he could figure it out, someone next to him gave him a push: "Do you want to buy it? There's a queue at the back." Squeezing up, he quickly glanced at the things in the glass cabinet, and shouted: "Boss, boss, the chicken neck is two One duck neck, two chicken feet, and six."

Yuan Yinuo just turned around and chattered: "What kind of broken ball, I said it wouldn't work without Ronaldinho." He took out a transparent plastic bag and swiped it a few times to take out the things the customer wanted, and paid the money with one hand and the other Delivery: "A total of 35." The customer prepared the change, threw it into the money box in the corner of the counter, picked up the things and left.Immediately after that, another person came up, swiped a few more times, threw just the right change, and another person came up... It took less than a minute for the five people to go back and forth, and the young man looked straight.Yuan Yinuo frowned with a cigarette in his mouth, his handsome face looming behind the lingering smoke: "Do you want to buy it?"

"Ah, buy, buy." The young man came to his senses, and looked at the glass cabinet again, and there was only a chicken neck lying there alone, "Huh? Are they all sold out?"

"Grind it again, grind it again, and you won't even have this." Yuan Yinuo swiftly wrapped the last lo mei in a plastic bag, "It's a total of two yuan and five."

Someone came later and asked, "Boss, do you still have the lo mei?"

"It's gone, it's all sold, come back tomorrow." Yuan Yinuo casually threw the cigarette butt on the ground.The young man saw it, and paid quickly when he got it, took out the money, got the goods, turned around and left.

Yuan Yinuo picked up the greasy wooden box and slammed it down on the table. Several steel coins bounced and rolled all the way to the ground. He didn't bother to look at it. in the trouser pocket.Putting the remaining change in a plastic bag, I yelled at the people next to me: "It's okay, it's okay, the store is closed, the store is closed."

"It's still 5 minutes away, and this match will be over soon. It's only 5 minutes away. 1:1, old Yuan."

"I don't care what the ratio is. I'm going to close the shop now, so hurry up and leave." Yuan Yinuo was not polite at all, and drove people out with a broom, "Hurry up, Ma Liu."

A few people laughed and scolded: "You are a strict wife, so you are in a hurry to go home and cook for your daughter-in-law. It's 5 minutes away, you, what's the matter?"

Yuan Yinuo raised an eyebrow, and this action added a bit of evil to his sharp-edged face: "I'm still here, what's the matter? You don't cook for your wife? You old lame."

"Okay, okay, let's go, let's go. Hey, where's the lo mei? Can you keep it for me?"

"Keep it." Yuan Yinuo took out four or five plastic bags from the corner. The identical bags didn't even have a mark on them, but he remembered clearly and stuffed them one by one, "Your pound of chicken wings, old cripple You have five chicken necks and six duck feet, brother Zheng has a roast chicken, brother Zhao has half a duck...pay and pay, no credit."

Needless to say, he knew the rules, a few people waved and walked away with lo mei in their hands.

Yuan Yinuo turned off the TV, and cleaned up the cigarette butts and waste paper in the small shop.Pulling down the sliding door and locking it, dragging the flip-flops, shaking the key ring with the index finger, wandering to the opposite "Xiaoben" grocery store, throwing a bag of ten-cent steel coins on the counter: "Book, change the whole money. "

Benzi raised his head from behind the counter, with earphones plugged into one ear, his head full of yellow hair trembled with the music, as if he was epileptic: "How much?" The voice was as loud as a thunderclap.

"You count, give as much as you love!" Who can compare with Yuan Yinuo in terms of voice?It was trained in the army, although no one knew what kind of unit Yuan Yinuo was in the army.Of course, people in the old street only heard about this later, because a soldier who had returned from another job recognized Yuan Yinuo. It is said that he was still in the same class before, but Yuan Yinuo performed well and was promoted by his superiors.How come those who were promoted changed jobs and returned home earlier than those who were not promoted?The conscript couldn't understand, so he asked Yuan Yinuo.Yuan Yinuo raised his eyebrows and squinted his eyes: "Damn, did you remember wrongly?"

Not to mention Yuan Yinuo's denial, it is estimated that people in the whole old street will not believe it, Yuan Yinuo, was a soldier?Pull it down.Standing does not stand, sitting does not sit, fooling around like a ruffian.But the soldier's eloquence made a big deal out of it.Well, even if he had been, he was still a bad soldier, and he was fired from the army early?

Yuan Yinuo never commented on this, just smiled and passed.His attitude has always been, what do you like to say, does it have anything to do with me?In Old Street, Yuan Yinuo is absolutely extraordinary.Manifestation 1: No matter how much money I earn, I never expand my business scope. I just sell lo-mei.But what he cooks is really delicious and clean, and the lo-mei that is not sold that day must be thrown away, absolutely unambiguous-of course, he has not thrown it a few times, because there are too few of them, this is the second manifestation: no matter how much business is Prosperous, no matter how many people come to buy it, I just have these, every day, if I sell them, I will throw them away if I can’t sell them.You are late?Then there is no need to buy it.So he always stands in a long line at the door of the store, and he can’t buy one step later, especially in summer; performance three: he must open at 06:30 in the morning and close at [-]:[-] in the evening, and he is absolutely punctual, never [-] minute late.Especially at this point in the evening, regardless of whether it is sold out or not, no matter how many people are waiting outside, the store will be closed.The reason is that he has to go home to cook for his wife, and the daughter-in-law comes home on time at [-]:[-], and she has to eat as soon as she enters the door.This again involves his performance four—his wife is a man.

This news was discovered by Yuan Yinuo and his wife in the third month after they moved to Laojie. Aunt Zhang, the neighbor, found out. As soon as she found out, she hurriedly told the news to Aunt Zhao downstairs, and Aunt Zhao told Aunt Li. , Aunt Li told Aunt Song, and Aunt Song told... So, within a day, the whole old street knew about it.

Yuan Yinuo was still selling his lo-mei at the old place. At that time, his business was very bleak - the old neighbors always had inexplicable hostility towards the sudden arrival of foreigners - once the news came out, it was even more unexpected. People buy it, and all the daily lo mei is donated to stray dogs.Everyone pointed at him, or looked sideways at him, either from behind or in front of him.

Yuan Yinuo understood why everyone looked at him wrongly, but he didn't seem to know, what to do, watching TV when no one came, ordering noodles at noon, closing the door at five o'clock on time, pouring out the lo mei, and going to the market grocery shopping.Vegetable sellers don't like to talk to him, they think he's disgusting, and they deliberately sell him bad ones, or they just say they don't.

Yuan Yinuo didn't care or get annoyed, and went to the next one with a cigarette in his mouth.

Things changed in the fourth month after Yuan Yinuo came to the old street. In winter, it was dry and cold, and it was going to snow. It was dark before five o'clock, and everyone was anxious to close the stall.Skinny Monkey came with his brothers.

Thin Monkey is not skinny at all, he grew up in the old street, he has been thin since he was a child, everyone calls him Skinny Monkey, whoever wants to grow up to be black, fat and strong, like an iron tower.Shouhou has no other skills but loves to fight, so he joins the underworld in the old street.In fact, there is no underworld in China, there is really no one, no one dares, at least dare not call it this name, but the nature is the same, they have to pay protection fees, they will say that I am covering you, of course this is just a small fight, it will not be big when it gets bigger Ordinary people can see it.

The thin monkey is covering the old street, so he also asks to pay the protection fee.

When he walked to Yuan Yinuo's booth, no one expected what would happen.After all, Yuan Yinuo has been here for several months. Although the business is not very good, the monthly money is still paid.

But this time, something went wrong, and everyone later thought that the thin monkey deserved it.Ordinary people have the simple values ​​of ordinary people. If you tease and provoke you and then get beaten, you deserve it.

The thin monkey said, "I heard that your wife is a man?"

Yuan Yinuo didn't speak, he squinted his eyes and wiped the glass cabinet with a rag.

"How do you mess with men?" The thin monkey giggled, with a bad face, "You messed with him?"

Yuan Yinuo still didn't speak, stretched out the thumb and index finger of his right hand, pinched the cigarette by his mouth, and threw it on the ground.His movements are very slow, as slow as a close-up shot in a movie.

The thin monkey didn't realize that the danger was about to come, instead he moved his head to Yuan Yinuo's side, and the thief asked awkwardly: "Are you just messing with him behind, huh? Haha——" He just laughed twice One ha, the third ha was still in the throat, Yuan Yinuo grabbed the thin monkey by the neck.