my dog ​​my king

"You want to sing? How can you sing? There is also a concert? The audience spends so much money on tickets, but your voice's ultrasonic group attack skills improve, the whole thing is mass murder!"

Xi Wei's screams made Yu Tianwang's face dark from the shock, and when he was about to explode, he found that even the big dog nodded frequently, agreeing with the little dog's harsh opinion, Yu Tianwang's crystal heart cracked and shattered, and he squatted In the corner of the wall, mushrooms are drawn in circles.

Xi Wei was still chattering: "You say you, why are you so ignorant? Singing can't just rely on practice, it needs talent. Of course, just the random ditties you hum every day are not hard work. Practice, at best, is a noise nuisance, playing cotton, and bullying people for fun."

The big dog patted the little brother with its tail, "Don't go too far, be careful of the big fish becoming angry from embarrassment." 』

Xi Wei's neck twitched, "What's the matter with him, three meals a day according to the time of tormenting us, brother, have you forgotten?"

"I haven't forgotten, I will never forget it for the rest of my life." 』The big dog drooped its ears subconsciously, trying to protect its fragile eardrums.

"That's it. People, you must know how to maximize your strengths and avoid your weaknesses, and know what you can do and what you can't do. Even monsters should understand this truth."

Yu Shengyin cheered up, "Yeah, what's wrong with not being able to sing, this gentleman has been at ease for many years with this voice, it can be seen that this gentleman's strengths are not in this aspect, this gentleman, there are too many advantages, even There are one or two things that you are not good at, and that is not called a shortcoming, it is called being approachable, but cute."

"..." Xi Wei opened his mouth, "Hey, fish monster, can you be thicker? I'm criticizing you here, can you be more humble?"

Yu Tianwang sat back on the sofa, stretched out his slender legs, and looked at Xi Wei with a smile, "I found that you, a foodie puppy, also have advantages."

"Ah?" Xi Wei was shocked. Why did this guy speak like this? Could it be that he scolded him so hard that something went wrong with him?

"What advantages do I have?" He asked cautiously.

Yu Shengyin gave him a look that seduced all beings, "You are a foodie, of course you have a thick skin, not thick, but why do you continue to eat unscrupulously under the surprised eyes projected from all directions after everyone put down their chopsticks? So, Ben You have been fascinated by you, and you have also acquired some of the essence of this aspect. Now that I think about it, I can make my body more good, and I really have to thank you, this little dog."

Xi Wei thought about it for a long time, and felt that he should be furious. This wicked monster with a bad belly must be cursing him around the corner.

"Okay, okay, let's not say a few words," the sensible big dog smoothed things over, and dragged the topic back to the original direction, "Dayu, you have a bad voice now, so you shouldn't force yourself to go to the concert. Why do you have to Want to sing? 』

Yu Shengyin sighed, "It's still Xiao Momo, who knows how to care about me. Hey, I don't want to, but such a large-scale concert was decided a few months ago and started to prepare. That stupid assistant was also a few days ago. God reminded me, I just realized... I remembered this incident. At this time, the concert is imminent, and it is said that the online booking tickets have long been sold out, and it is impossible to cancel."

"You can have a car accident and refund everyone's tickets." Xi Wei came up with a bad idea.

Yu Shengyin rolled her eyes, "Hmph, I never run away without a fight, isn't it just a concert, what's the big deal, I'll just go up and hum like this, what's wrong with the singer, he sings badly, so let's quit. "

Xi Wei and Dagou quickly dispelled his irresponsible thoughts, even if he is a monster, please don't be too capricious sometimes, okay?

"When is the concert? ’ asked the big dog.

"In a week."

The big dog was taken aback, and exchanged glances with Xi Wei. A week later, it was the deadline for the one-month task period.

Does this strange mission issued by the client have anything to do with the Music Island concert?

Yu Shengyin closed her eyes, humming and talking easily: "Since you two are my assistants, if you have difficulties, you will naturally share the boss's worries. Besides, it's not that I haven't worked hard. Since you don't agree, then think about it for yourself." There is a way, anyway, this gentleman is like this, it is really not good, just go up and sing like this, maybe it can also cause a new fashion in the music world, after all, now even the male duck voice can sing, and it is also called "bean sand sound" 'Woolen cloth."

That is absolutely impossible!

Brother Gou covered his ears and ran away quickly, and firmly despised King Yu's daydream in his heart.

Before returning to Xiawan, Xi Wei and Dagou went to the hospital to visit Yan Guagua.

The little baby is recovering well, although he is still relatively weak, but he is very sensible, and the nurses are willing to take care of him, and he is dedicated to eating, clothing and clothing, so at least his complexion does not look like a ghostly little ghost anymore.

"Eat more and sleep more, and grow more flesh. A child's face must be as soft and bouncy as a baby's buttocks. That's enough strength." Xi Wei pinched the little baby's cheek.

Seeing him, Guagua was filled with joy. At this time, even if what the dog said was disgusting, he couldn't really be unhappy, so he could only pouted and pretended to be angry.

The big dog squinted his eyes, and took out a big pillow from the brand. The pillowcase was printed by himself at a small DIY shop on Taobao.

"Here, if you like dogs, I'll give you a cuddle to sleep with." 』

"Thank you, brother dog." The little baby took it in a pleasant surprise.

Children are naturally inspired, so in many cases, it is easier than adults to communicate with animals, and they can also see many truths that others cannot see.

Xi Wei was taken aback for a moment, and then flushed with embarrassment, "Brother, you...you...where did this come from? Why is there such a thing!"

"It's made to order. We're going home. Even if it's just a temporary separation, we still have to leave some souvenirs for good friends. I asked on the forum, and many enthusiastic netizens suggested that I make this kind of pillow as a small gift. friends.Of course, I didn't fully accept it, and it always felt strange to print nude photos and give them away. 』

Brother, you are on the Shenma Forum? !

For the first time, Brother Gou felt that the Internet is really a place where evildoers gather. No, he poisoned his brother Gou!

Dagou was very happy, "I like this pillow, and everyone likes it, there is nothing wrong with it." 』

"Everyone? Who did you give it back to?" Xi Wei said coldly.

"We don't have many acquaintances in Yanjing, so the wolf ha, let the courier send it directly, the bird one, thanks to it for helping us many times, I didn't want to give it to the big fish, because I didn't want to share it with the big fish." He said goodbye, but he saw that he liked it, so he grabbed one, and I couldn't help it. 』

Xi Wei was dizzy for a while, it's over, his image of a wise and mighty special soldier is all over now.

"Why... Brother, why do you treat me like this? You are willing to send me to someone else's bed!" Brother Gou was extremely sad.

The big dog shook its ears, "The only thing they can hug is a pillow. I'm showing off, don't you see?" 』

Xi Wei yelled: "I won't give the pillow with you printed on it to others to ravage!"

"I know, I know," the big dog quickly comforted the little brother, "that's why I didn't print the pattern of the two of us together, but just put some of my characteristics on you, just for meaning."I fully understand that you would never like someone hugging me, even if it is fake, you see, I understand your feelings very well. 』

Xi Wei's heart is still unbalanced. Why is there such a huge ideological gap between him and the big dog?

Brother Gou flaunted what he did. It's almost... It's as if the owner is showing off his dog's beautiful photos to others. How do you think about this kind of behavior? It's absolutely problematic!

The little baby said obediently: "Don't worry, Gougou, I will cherish the gift from Brother Gou, and I must hold it well, and don't show it to others."

Xi Wei was so moved that he almost burst into tears, "It's a deal, Guagua, you can't break your promise."

The big dog thought to himself, the younger brother's face is still too thin, the Q version of the cartoon image, if you don't tell yourself, will others really recognize it?

Xi Wei asked some more about the little doll's life. Guagua was very sensible and said everything was fine.Even though his father only came to see him once, and his eyes were filled with guard and disgust, as if he was looking at something harmful, but he still endured it by himself without saying a word.

"On the contrary, there is a very serious aunt who will come to watch me secretly when no one is around. She is so fierce. Guagua thinks that she doesn't like me, but she always supervises Guagua's eating and eats Guagua. My stomach is bloated, which is strange."

"Who is it?" Xi Wei and Dagou were very curious.

The little baby shook her head, "I don't know the name, but Uncle Tong said that although she looks fierce, she is a gentle and good person."

Tong Qiucheng said so, so he should be really a good person, Xi Wei left his mobile phone number for Xiaowa, and told him that if he encounters difficulties, he can ask himself for help at any time.

After Yanjing affairs were over, Yu Shengyin took the first-class cabin, and the two of them and a dog returned to the long-lost Xiawan.

"Dayu, your address is quite close to mine."

"Really?" Yu Shengyin raised his eyebrows, "Then we are neighbors. I didn't see it. Foodie Puppy is quite rich. A salary of [-] a month can afford a villa with a view of the coastline."

"What kind of villa is mine? It's a dilapidated small building on a cliff, and I'm worrying about maintenance costs."

"Would you like to take a tour?"

"Okay...uh..." Xi Wei received the big dog's wink and quickly changed his words, "It's not very convenient to go as soon as we get off the plane."

The big dog nodded, "We are not like you. We employ housekeeping staff. No matter how long we leave, the house will always be clean." 』

Yu Shengyin hummed, a little unwilling to be separated from them, "Okay, but since it's quite dirty, it would be nice to live with me. I'll walk forward from the high cliff of your house. There is a small bay with a whole beach and woods. , the small port, and the marina are all mine."

A burst of jealousy burned in Xi Wei's heart, damn it, what a rich landlord!

The big dog wagged its tail, "Let's go back to clean up first, the address is already known, and we will have dinner at your place tonight." 』

After the agreement was made, Xi Wei's stomach started to squirm, and he started to fantasize about what good dishes he would have for dinner.

Returning to the familiar small building, one person and one dog, I feel relaxed naturally, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as my own doghouse.

As soon as you enter the courtyard, you will be greeted by cool water vapor, pure and refreshing, even the wind in the garden seems to have turned blue.

No, it seems that there is really something blue floating leisurely in the air.

"嘤~" A pleasant voice sounded, with joy, welcoming the long-lost wanderer back home.

Xi Wei stood at the door in a daze, his mouth opened wide in a daze.