my dog ​​my king

In this way, the vigorous escape of the stray dogs came to an end before everyone could react.

The big bad wolf and its little brothers just went out for a walk for an hour, and then returned to the dog hunting team compound.

Chengguan No. [-] and No. [-] let them in blankly, looked at each other, and finally ran away, why did they come back again?It's not because they are so friendly to these dogs that the stray dogs are reluctant to leave here.

It is said that a dog is a kind of creature with strange stupid and loyal plots, but unexpectedly, it can also develop feelings for urban management?

While feeling that the stray dogs are too stupid to be saved, the city management staff couldn't help feeling a little bit of joy in their hearts. They are also human beings, they are human beings, they are loved and depended on, and they always feel a little happy.

Of course, it's a pity that Xi Wei ruthlessly shattered their unrealistic fantasies in an instant.

"What?" Chengguan No. [-] jumped three feet high.

Xi Wei glared at him, "If you don't believe me, go and check with your superiors yourself. Anyway, the documents are here, and we are not afraid to check."

On the [-]st, he hurriedly called. Of course, the immediate boss, Director Miao, was not in the office. The secretary secretly gossiped that it seemed that he could only reflect at home all the time, and there was a possibility that the court would be held, and his family had to watch every day for fear of suicide. tendency.

After finally contacting the deputy director, he also clearly confirmed the authenticity of the document. He also said that this action was originally an order from above, and the entire urban management department followed the instructions. There is no one to protest and complain.

In the end, the deputy director couldn't bear it, and said that if Number One and Number Two really couldn't accept being the head of the dog hunting team and suddenly reduced to working for others, he could help arrange job transfers, since they are all in the urban management system The old man is gone.

Number one and number two looked at each other, politely rejecting the deputy director's offer.

This Xi Wei, the comer was not kind, and Director Miao was stunned. Although they performed well later, but at the beginning, the two of them caught the dog with their own hands. , how dare to cause more trouble.

"Leader, we were wrong before, but we couldn't help it. You have a lot of people, so let us continue to work under you and make meritorious service." No. [-] spoke softly, and No. [-] nodded.

Xi Wei squinted his eyes and smiled, "Have you figured it out? Don't just turn around and change your mind. If you refuse to work hard, I won't spare you when the time comes."

No. [-] and No. [-] quickly said, absolutely not, this Xi Wei is definitely not an ordinary policeman, at least, his background is definitely stronger than Director Miao, and if he offends him, he will definitely not have their good fruit.

"Well, leader, after you manage the dog hunting team, shall we still be urban management?" No. [-] asked cautiously. In fact, he was a little bit reluctant to wear the black uniform.

Xi Wei was taken aback, "Should...in the matter of dealing with stray cats and dogs, they still have the same law enforcement power as before, but the name of the dog hunting team can no longer be used, it's too ugly."

Number one and two blinked, "Then what should we be called?"

"This," Xi Wei didn't want to bother to think about it, "let your new chief use his brains."

No. [-] and No. [-] were shocked, "What? You are not our new leader?"

Xi Wei smirked, "Where am I?"

He walked into the office, motioned for No. [-] and No. [-] to close the door, and then invited Wolf Ha, who had been obediently by the side, to take the seat.

Seeing Zhenger Bajing sitting on the wide leather chair, raising his legs, fanning his big tail, resting his fluffy head on the back of the chair comfortably, squinting his eyes enjoying the gray husky, Chengguan No. [-] and No. [-], thoroughly Petrified.

Xi Wei clutched his stomach, laughing so hard that he couldn't even stand up.

He began to chatter to No. [-] and No. [-] to instill the scientific concept that human beings are not the only species with high IQ in this world, and educate them to view the rapid changes in the field of knowledge objectively and dialectically, and not to stand still, let alone follow feudal superstition crooked ways.

Number One looked at Xi Wei stupidly, "Scientifically speaking, what is this Huba?"

Xi Wei despised him, "Stupid, have you seen such a famous movie as the Man in Black? Just think of it as an alien from the dog planet."

The big bad wolf thought to himself, even if it is really an alien, he is from Ao Xing, not Wang Xing.

Of course, it is an indisputable fact that it voluntarily joined Wang Xing's planetary membership, so don't pay special attention to its native place.

No. [-] questioned, "But the aliens in other movies can pretend to be Earthlings."

Wolf Ha interjected, "I can do it in the future. It takes time to pretend, but now the Earth Entry-Exit Administration has issued me a visa and arranged a job. So, as long as you two are clear-headed and work hard, I will Manage the dog catchers, and you'll have no problems."

No. [-] and No. [-] understood, and after a long time, they kept the two of them as a cover for the dog leader.

Wolf Ha's wild eyes stared arrogantly at his two newly recruited younger brothers, and his domineering aura instantly enveloped them both, "If you want to work for me and rely on me to support you, you have to know how to wag your tail and how to be obedient Otherwise, I'll leave you bastards who abused us dangling in front of our eyes, what are you doing? Don't try to play tricks, I have a bad temper, be careful to offend me, let's settle old and new scores together! "

Regardless of the pack of wolves or the pack of dogs, the majesty of the superior king is absolute. No matter how fierce Chengguan No. [-] and No. [-] are, they are incomparable with the big bad wolf. , branded it as its brand on the body, and was completely subdued into the wolf people in its group.

Of course, maybe the big bad wolf is more willing to treat them as dog people.

Xi Wei scratched his head, "This counts as signing the contract? These days, it's really not easy to make a living, especially working for Wang Xingren."

Wolfha tilted his head to look at him, and was speechless for a while. It knew that this dog boy was really beyond his control. Thinking like this was simply too tough.

"Okay, you can be a civil servant here with peace of mind. I'll go home and find brother Mo Mo, leave a phone number and keep in touch." Xi Wei said goodbye to Lang Ha gracefully.

The big bad wolf nodded, "Thank you, and thank you brother, I will definitely do well, and when I have money, I will treat you to eat the little sheep."

Xi Wei's eyes lit up, "It's a deal."

Speaking of food, No. [-] thought of the sky-high KFC bill, rubbed his hands together, and gave Big Bad Wolf a flattering smile, "Well, leader Xiaoha, look, can I withdraw a few months in advance? salary?"

Wolf Ha waved his paw boldly, "No problem, the wool came from the sheep, anyway, you have to work for me for the rest of your life, besides, now that you are my little brother, so many chickens...cough cough cough, we also I can't bully you too much. Just one thing, don't laugh like that, you are more like a wolf grandmother than me, how can it work? You have to be innocent and pure, you have to be naive, and you have to be a husky to be able to live in the reinforced concrete forest Survive, remember?"

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Xi Wei happily returned to Yu Tianwang's luxurious cave, and when he saw the big dog in the arms of the evil evildoer, he immediately changed from sunny to cloudy to cloudy to thunderstorm, strong wind and hail.

"While I'm not paying attention, take advantage of my brother and see if I don't beat you to death!" The dog boy rushed up.

Yu Shengyin happily ran after the puppy, thinking that she was really angry, and she was really angry. The puppy gnawed with its deciduous teeth, it was so much fun.

"Yu, tell me, why did you kidnap my brother?"

"Hmph, it's naturally a date with close cuddling and cuddling. How can you report to you, a puppy with no deciduous teeth, if it pollutes your young and pure heart? We adults need to be more conscious."

The big dog blinked, the world of two?Which of them is human?

"Damn, who doesn't have all the teeth? Who? I'll let you learn how good my teeth are today. I'll contribute your fish!" Xi Wei was really hungry when he mentioned the fish, and he pounced even more quickly. some.

A vicious evildoer continued to whip Xi Wei's little heart with words, and his mood couldn't help but became more and more joyful.It's fun to live with puppies, and it would be great if this kind of life can last forever.

Yu Shengyin ran to the side of the huge water tank, saw the beautiful and comfortable shell bed through the water waves, and his eyes dimmed slightly.

With such a distracted effort, he was caught up by Xi Wei, and the dog boy jumped up, jumped on his back, threw him to the ground, grabbed his luxurious long hair like waves, and yanked him back and forth. Then thinking about the problem of teeth, he leaned over and bit his mouth.

"I'll eat your big fish head!" It would be even better if there were cornmeal tortillas soaked in fish soup.

"Aiyo, aiyo, I let you, and you are so ungrateful, do you really think I don't want to give you a spanking?" Yu Shengyin turned over and rolled with Xi Wei.

The big dog jumped into the air with ease, suddenly became bigger, and punished these two mischievous guys without mercy-Taishan crushed the top.

squeak~~~

King Yu and Brother Gou trembled a few times, they were crushed into sweet little pancakes, and they stopped moving.

The huge dog covered the two men, sweeping its fringed tail triumphantly.

Dude, victory.

The advertisement for the fragrance of "Smell of the Sea" has already been produced. In the past two days, no matter whether it is three-dimensional or print media in major cities, it is full of Yu Tianwang's handsome appearance, as well as the weird advertisement no matter how you look at it. .

But I don't know if it's the enhancement effect of Yu Shengyin's handsome face, or the non-mainstream aesthetics of modern people, that spooky advertisement is actually very, very popular.

Every time it is broadcast on a big screen at a station or in a square, someone will stop and watch it quietly from beginning to end.

In addition to Yu Tianwang's luxurious image of the royal family of the fishtail sea showing a large amount of skin, the big bad wizard is actually quite popular. In some remarks, people seem to think that the bad wizard with the dog head and fish body , very cute, naive and cute, it is more reliable for Prince Hai to accept it than to accept the little mermaid.

"I heard that this ad is very affirmed by those harsh critics, regardless of the storyline, character acting skills or image creativity."

"Hmm, it seems that there is hope to win an award at the International Gold Academy Advertising Festival."

"Wow, that would give Yinyin another honor. Very few celebrities win advertising awards."

"To be honest, he played really well. There is no one who is more in line with the image in myths and legends than him with his cold, arrogant and lonely demeanor."

"And that wizard dog, wow, with a ferocious face and a murderous face, he acted so seriously, so cute."

"It's made by a computer, how can there be such a spiritual animal."

"Even the computer special effects are amazing. I really want to touch it. It's awesome. It would be nice if the prince and the wizard could live happily together."

After Xi Wei heard this kind of rhetoric, he naturally couldn't avoid going to the real person Yu Shengyin to PK, chasing him all over the place, and then being suppressed to the end by the dog brother who thought he was noisy, and turned into a delicious meatloaf.

The one-month period is almost here, and the task will be successfully completed. When the time comes, Xi Wei and Big Dog will have no reason to stay by Yu Shengyin's side.

For some reason, Xi Wei was unwilling to think about this question, "Hey, fish monster, do you still have a job in Yanjing?"

"how?"

"I'm homesick, why don't we go back to Xiawan together."

"Why go back? Eat and drink here."

"I haven't lived in the house for so long. We have to clean up, water the flowers, and we bought a lot of things on Taobao. We came to Yanjing once we didn't use them. We have to enjoy it. My hamburger bed, cucumber table , eggplant tea table, tomato stool, chrysanthemum cushion..."

Yu Shengyin grimaced, "...I get a headache when I mention Xiawan now, and it's best not to go there for the rest of my life."

"Why?" Xi Wei and Dagou looked at him gossipingly.

Yu Shengyin sighed, "Why do you think I practiced so hard every day before? The large-scale solo concert at Xiawan Music Island is about to be held."

what? !

Xi Wei and Dagou stared wide-eyed in horror.