my dog ​​my king

In other words, this morning, school started.

Xi Wei rolled in the quilt and muttered and pretended to be pitiful. The big dog mercilessly lifted off his puff pastry cheese roll quilt, and hit his big hairy head with a pan.

"get up. 』

"Ummmm...brother, another five minutes...no, three minutes..."

"Stop being coquettish, get up quickly. 』

"Uh~~hmm~~~Brother, one point... just let me sleep for another minute..." Xi Wei expressed his unwilling nasal voice, and completed the steep ups and downs, like a roller coaster, drawing in the air A perfect crest came out.

This guy, really.

The big dog sighed slightly, showing a somewhat helpless gentle expression.

No matter how determined the dog is, it is inevitable that his heart will soften in the face of the dog boy who is trying his best to act like a baby.

The big dog walked back to the open kitchen, put down the clean pan, and took a pot of freshly cooked thick soybean milk from the stove. On the dining table, two large bowls were placed facing each other. The crispy fried dough sticks in the bowls were torn into pieces and spread Fill the bottom of the bowl.

The hot soy milk poured down from the pot, poured on the crispy golden butter sticks, sizzling——

The curling fragrance immediately filled the whole vibrant space under the morning sun.

The big dog went to the stove to put down the soybean milk pot, and when he turned around, he saw his younger brother sitting upright at the dining table, wagging his tail, sticking his nose to the big sea bowl, breathing desperately, but his sleepy eyes were still closed with.

In Xi's house, the early morning alarm clock has long been laid off under the strong competition of food aroma. This is the general trend, and the alarm clock manufacturer can't help but cry blind.

Exactly 1 minutes.

The big dog sat down opposite Xi Wei, "Go and brush your teeth." 』

Xi Wei disappeared and appeared again, like a superman who had accelerated.In order to enjoy the delicious food, even if the sky falls, he will brush his teeth as fast as possible.

After a full stomach full of warm breakfast, Xi Weiyi reluctantly said goodbye to Brother Gou, carried his schoolbag and lunch box, and went to school.

When I went to the classroom, I saw that a group of students with strange shapes were basically sitting in the classroom. Everyone was either sleepy, or swaying here and there with a lack of interest. None of them was in a state of studying hard and making progress every day.

No wonder, the first day of school should be such an atmosphere.

but……

Xi Wei walked into the classroom with his head held high, and when he passed by someone's desk, he snorted heavily and contemptuously.

The annoying ghost also reacted immediately, brushed his long hair, put on a more handsome posture, rolled his menacing pupils, and looked at the little dog with a condescending attitude.

Crack - clack -

Like electricity in the air, sparks flew from the provocative eyes of the two.The students took it for granted that these two were deadly rivals in the class, and it would be wrong if they didn't stage such a scene one day.

When the bell rang, Xi Wei raised his chin and went back to his seat. His bento pulled up the chair by himself and sat obediently beside Xi Wei.

The man's eyes kept staring at Xi Wei, following the man's movements, he fixed his eyes on the corner that belonged to Xi Wei, and saw the bento's huddled body, his little hands in front of him, and his little feet that couldn't reach the ground because they were too short. Sitting obediently close together, he couldn't help showing his sharp teeth slightly and opening his lips into a smile.

"Sit down, look ahead, put away your laziness, the holiday is over. 』The big dog was wearing a suit, a neat tie, and a cashmere trench coat, and walked into the classroom majestically.

Xi Wei pouted, straightened his waist, and sat upright.

Brother Gou is not good at this point. He was completely business-like at school, and he was a thorough class teacher. He didn’t kiss him or lick him, and he wasn’t allowed to throw himself into his arms to act coquettishly. Dissatisfied every day.

"Holiday homework, all handed in." ’ Teacher Big Dog said.

Tong Qiucheng has always been a top student, even when facing a big dog, with a green face, pale lips, and trembling all over, he still gets full marks every time.Da Han and Xiao Han's homework is always clean and tidy, and even Hu Meng's answers are written meticulously. What's more rare is that both of them made exactly the same mistakes, yet they still insisted that they didn't copy.

Little friend Yan Guagua didn't know how to write yet, so he drew a picture of a big duck and passed the test smoothly.

Lang Ha squatted on the chair, took his own dog bone as a pen, and made clever gestures for a while, and then miraculously, pieces of calligraphy masterpieces appeared in the homework book, even with the big dog teacher Even with so little knowledge, it is difficult to understand what is written in Gou Gu Gu's classical Chinese.

Xi Wei's schoolbag was empty and contained nothing, but his lunch box. After groping around his fleshy body for a while, he took out his fairly neat homework and handed it in.

The big dog gave his homework a paw, and wanted to say whether it was written by the box lunch or by you, but no matter what, the student in front of him is his dog brother after all. As an older brother, he always loves his younger brother, so he softens his heart Under that, I didn't say anything.

When it was the doctor's turn, he first took out a six-legged frog. The big dog shook his head, and then took out a three-tailed cabbage worm. mouth, the little frog croaked loudly: "I want to eat mosquitoes, I am a frog with pursuit!"

The big dog slapped the table, "Go out and stand for punishment!" 』

The squad leader, Iron Fist, immediately stood up to cooperate with the teacher's work, and rushed to the perverted doctor like a wild animal, clenching his fists until it crackled.The doctor quietly unbuttoned his neckline, revealing his alluring chest, and was about to seduce him with lust, when he was thrown into the corridor with an iron fist holding his belt, and ordered him to do a thousand handstands with one arm bent and one hand.

The doctor was crying, and while being physically punished by the squad leader, he was thinking that when he returned to the barracks after school, he should give the uncle some decoction to strengthen the kidney and strengthen the yang to make up for it. Tsk tsk, what kind of punishment is this, obviously the uncle is not angry enough. .

"What about your homework? 』The big dog teacher came to someone.

"He didn't bring it, no, he didn't write it at all, teacher, he is a bad student, hurry up and expel this monster from school!" The dog boy yelled.

Yu Shengyin glanced at him coldly, stood up gracefully, and gave the big dog a big sea clam inlaid with pigeon blood rubies and purple jade pearls. Ancient and timeless characters like fish bones.

Big Dog nodded in satisfaction, "The homework was done very well. 』

The students watching couldn't help secretly thinking, is it because the quality of the homework is good, or is the homework really well written?Big dog teacher Gou Pinshide is nothing to say, but... I heard that the family has a super foodie who can't get enough to feed. Its dog is actually always in economic crisis.

Yu Shengyin grinned at Xi Wei triumphantly, and at the same time leaned down, rubbed the big dog's cheek affectionately, and blew the ambiguous soft breath in its ear, "I am willing to do anything to please the little teacher Momo."

"Damn bastard!" Xi Wei was furious, "You are not allowed to touch Brother Gou... Brother Gou's teacher's body!"

"I just touched it, what can you do?" Yu Shengyin provoked mercilessly, "Not only do I want to touch it, but I also want to hug it, comb it, and bathe it. One day, I will take Teacher Little Momo back home. Go home and raise it yourself, what can you do, you stupid human being."

"Woof!" Xi Wei was so angry that he lost his voice, he rushed to grab Yu Shengyin's neck and began to bite.

Where is Yu Shengyin who can suffer?Hugging the furious man, he immediately bit back.Even if he is not a foodie, his fangs can be as sharp as a shark.

The two of them bit into a ball, and the whole class booed. Teacher Big Dog was very embarrassed, wondering if he should raise the dog's tail and whip to teach these two guys a lesson.

To smoke or not to smoke?

As a teacher, you must be fair and strict. When it is time for corporal punishment, you must use corporal punishment as cruelly and coldly as the autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves.

At this moment, the bell rang, and Bento reminded timidly, "Weiwei, it's lunch time."

Xi Wei immediately raised his head from Yu Shengyin's shoulders, his eyes brightened, "Yeah, I don't have time to pay attention to the nasty fish monster, let's go, let's go eat."

Yu Shengyin was startled, and quickly grabbed him, "What do you plan to eat, Er Gouzi, at noon today?"

When the lunch box heard it, it was so frightened that it huddled in the chair desperately, forcibly shrinking its body like a piece of meat into a meatball.

Xi Wei looked at his meat box lunch, and then at Yu Shengyin, with a troubled expression on his face.

Yu Shengyin kicked Xi Wei at the right time, her ruthless eyes looked down from the upper edge of her eyelids, and her sharp gaze fully revealed her disdainful intentions.

Xi Wei got angry, "Eat fish, of course you have to eat fish hard today, let's go, meat section, go to the cafeteria with the master!"

Hearing the box lunch, I escaped another catastrophe today, and I couldn't help being moved to the point where the juices flowed and the aroma of the meat overflowed.

Xi Wei and Box Rice walked angrily in front of them hand in hand, and Yu Shengyin followed behind with no winks. Growing vegetables, can’t you change your box lunch?”

Hearing what the box meal was saying, isn't it despising himself? It quickly grabbed Xi Wei's hand and pleaded in a low voice: "Weiwei, I... I feel good, don't want me."

"How could it be?" Xi Wei immediately hugged his beloved boxed lunch, and took a small bite on its fleshy cheek, "Even if it's just a piece of meat with no side dishes, in my heart, you are definitely the most Delicious and the best boxed lunch, since you lived in my house, I have brought food every day, and I have not missed a day, I have been waiting and looking forward to swallowing you in one bite."

The piece of meat was bitten, a little painful, and a little shy, but still glared at Yu Shengyin triumphantly.Hmph, if you want it to be rejected by the two-dimensional, you bad fish, it's just a dream.

Yu Shengyin also opened her eyes wide, staring blankly at the box lunch, as if she was very surprised by its reaction. After staring for a while, Yu Shengyin turned her head away first, and gave a heavy cut.

The cafeteria has arrived, fish in sauce, boiled fish, squirrel mandarin fish, West Lake vinegar fish... Xi Wei ordered a large table of fish, and sat next to him with a box of lunch, holding a sharp cold sword in his small hand, helping him pick fish bones. Accurate and exquisite, Paoding Jieniu is nothing more than this.

Yu Shengyin also sat next to him and ate together, Xi Wei didn't express any dissatisfaction at all, he was like this, when eating, he didn't pay attention to whether the person sitting opposite was a sworn enemy or not.

Fang Qing, the person in charge of school affairs, came over and showed Yu Shengyin today's canteen bill. There was no other way. Originally, students were free to eat in the canteen, but if Xi Wei ate in the canteen every day, the school really couldn't afford it.At first, he thought that Xi Wei's family would bring him meals, so the situation would be better, but Xi Wei still eats in the cafeteria every day, and he also eats expensive fish.

In this way, how could she not find the culprit.

With a flick of a pen, Yu Shengyin signed today's bill again, and Fang Qing was very satisfied.Who said that these two are deadly rivals, no, someone paid for the banquet again, didn't they?

The big dog saw this scene from a distance, held the dinner plate, and stopped. He wanted to come over to have dinner with his brother, but for some reason, he changed his mind.

The big fish always provokes the little dog because of it. It turns out...it's not really all for himself.

The big dog narrowed his eyes.

In the afternoon, Teacher Dagou suddenly announced that the exam!

What?

There was a lot of wailing in the class, how could anyone take the exam on the first day of school, it was so inhumane.

Exam content: In groups of two and two, the competition sings, and the loser has to kiss the winner.

The whole class looked at each other, and finally subconsciously focused on Xi Wei and Yu Shengyin.For some reason, everyone agreed that this kind of competition was prepared for these two people.

Then... Wouldn't it be that Xi Wei lost and wanted to kiss Yu Shengyin, and Yu Shengyin lost and wanted to kiss Xi Wei?

"Wait... wait a minute." Xi Wei jumped up.

Yu Shengyin also turned blue.

The big dog waved its paw ferociously, "The teacher's order must be obeyed." 』

The result of the lottery was no surprise, Xi Wei and Yu Shengyin were rivals, and they were in a group.

Speaking of singing, no one in the school had a better chance of winning than Yu Shengyin, but he was secretly called the king of heaven by his classmates.

However, Tianwang Yu did not know when he suddenly changed his singing style, from being awesome to scaring people to death. Listening to his singing has really become life or death, such a serious question .

"I won't do it!" Xi Wei yelled, "Who wants to hear this nasty fish monster sing?"

Yu Shengyin was also full of reluctance, "I won't do it either, I don't want to kiss a stupid human being."

The big dog thought to himself, this is obviously a ghost in his heart, otherwise how could he think of kissing all of a sudden.

In the blink of an eye, Xi Wei and Yu Shengyin got into a fight again. To gain momentum, Xi Wei meowed, but Yu Shengyin was also not to be outdone, twisting his nose and pinching his cheek.

Dagou taught them earnestly: "If you like him, you have to tell him well. If you don't tell him, how will he know?"The more you like him, the more you bully him. This is a unique way for kindergarten children to express their feelings. I hope that the older children who have already gone to school will not always cling to the EQ of less than three years old...』

Xi Wei was stupid and couldn't understand the words, but Yu Shengyin was not like that.

"I don't like this stupid human being who doesn't distinguish between cats and dogs!" But... If Xi Wei insists on the dog's way for 100 years and barks to him every day, he can't think about it.

"Speaking of which, classmate Yu Shengyin really cares about classmate Xi Wei." The figure of Guan Qizhen floated up from the dog's bone, and said like he had suddenly fallen into trouble.

Uh……

"I... I care about him, I care about his... box lunch." Yu Shengyin didn't know what he was thinking, but suddenly said this.

Why?Bento was stunned.

Xi Wei was dumbfounded, and then completely furious, "You dare to covet my food... my meat, you dare to think about the delicious food in my mouth, I... I will take one bite at a time to kill you, a fish monster! eat it!"

"No," Yu Shengyin hurriedly argued, "I just feel a little pitiful seeing you bring the same meals every day, a child from a poor family..."

"pomegranate--!"

The big dog roared loudly, became as huge as a truck, and stomped down hard with one paw.

"Which one is just a puppy from a poor family who can't get enough to eat?"I work hard every day to make money so that I can support my younger brother! 』

Oh, Mr. Big Dog had such an indescribable secret relationship with classmate Xi Ergouzi. It was really... not surprising at all. The students all touched their chins to watch the excitement.

Yu Shengyin was suppressed, and wailed and yelled to cooperate with the big dog, blinking desperately, his handsome eyes flying around, expressing that he absolutely did not mean to offend the big dog and look down on the big dog.

The big dog was condescending, its huge fleshy paws stepped heavily on Yu Shengyin's back, "No?Then you secretly feed my puppy behind my back at noon every day? 』

Oh... Is Xi Wei really a little milk dog? It turns out that it is not a stupid human being, let alone a meow.

Yu Shengyin became a little happier.

"Little Momo, you misunderstood me. I didn't mean to steal the puppy and take it home..."

"Liu Liuliu!" Xi Wei yelled in protest.

"... Well, I really want to steal the dog, but the big dog Xi Momo came, but now I have changed my mind, and if I want to steal it, it is Xiao Momo and Xiao Weiwei who steal it home together to raise it. Don't worry Gluttonous little milk dog, I won’t dislike you just because you are ugly, have smooth skin and no fur, and are not as cute as ordinary little milk dogs.” Yu Shengyin thought for a while, hugged She grabbed Xi Wei's waist and kissed him deeply.

Xi Wei was stunned and went to see the big dog.

The big dog thought for a while, and kissed him tenderly, telling him to rest assured that they would not be separated.

Xi Wei chuckled, he felt very satisfied after Brother Gou and Yu Yaolian said so.And this time in the exam, the fish monster kissed him before he sang, wouldn't it mean that the stinky monster has automatically surrendered? It seems that this guy is not so self-aware.

It's rare to win against this evildoer once, and as for the matter of him missing his box lunch, let's not pursue it.

Before school, Big Dog received an email, which was an invitation letter from a place called Wujia Academy, inviting students to go to Wujia Academy for exchange and study.

It is said that it is an exchange between schools, but for the students, it is just for fun.

Travel at public expense looks pretty good.