my dog ​​my king

Since then, the rules of the zombie world have changed slightly.

For example, the lifelong goal of human beings is to break into the big house of zombies, and then have their brains eaten by zombies. The original idea of ​​the dog boy has finally come true.

Eating brains = turning into a zombie

The process of attacking the house is actually an ultimate test for humans to evolve into zombies.Only those human beings with excellent psychological quality, bravery, courage, strength and intelligence are qualified to pass the test, become zombies, obtain a new life course, and officially embark on the road of cultivation.

Like chiefs and rough men.

As for other human beings who don't have this ability, they can live their lives as they please.Without the external threat of zombies, human beings are much safer, and the development of production and life is just around the corner. Not only that, humans and zombies also start from the free market and start to communicate with each other. Delicious food is the link between them. A simple yet extremely strong connection.

The higher the level of the zombie, the more perverted the ability of the plants in the yard in front of the door. Needless to say, if you defeat the noble plants and become a descendant of the nobles, you will naturally get twice the result with half the effort in your future practice, and there will be many benefits, just like being admitted to a prestigious university Same.

Even if you can't beat it, you can always get good results if you challenge it. There are avocados with protruding grains on the surface, large durians with burrs, and all kinds of fragrant chrysanthemums. Whether you take them home for your own use or sell them Going to the market is a great thing.

Fighting zombies is also a two-way selection process. Humans will pick zombies, and zombies will also lure attractive humans to attack them. Some shameless zombies even secretly release water in order to make it easier for their beloved humans to win. , but once it is discovered by the Fair Breeding Committee, commonly known as the invigilation committee, it will be a terrible thing, and it will be sold to a custom shop for torture.

The owner of the custom shop is a few nobles, they are very bad taste, the biggest hobby in life is to touch and hug human beings, these days, only after the human beings win, can they embrace human beings and bite human beings unscrupulously, but many Zombies are suffocated.

After entering the custom store, unless the nobles are really too busy, other zombies can only stand by and watch how the bosses wantonly knead humans. Unbearable torture is coming!

The source of customers for custom shops is actually not that rich, nothing else, and the price is expensive.

But it’s completely free for candidates. Tsk tsk, candidates are all outstanding existences among human beings. Those strong muscles, strong thighs, and a beautiful body without a trace of fat after long-term training... drooling, in the custom shop If you work, you can touch enough.

The aristocrats have good taste, so naturally they are looking for good touches.

It is said that a bill is currently being discussed in the House of Lords, requiring every candidate to come to the store for a massage to relax and be gently or roughly soothed after failing the exam. Hard and fast.Why must it be the candidate who failed the challenge?

Oops, if it succeeds, it will be bitten by the owner immediately, after doing this and that, and then it will become a zombie, so boring.

And the candidates who fail will be a little frustrated. Human beings are not very smart in the first place. With their huge bodies and dejected looks, they are like a furry bear who has been bullied. They are so stupid and cute. Looking at such human beings, But any zombie can't help but scratch his heart and lungs, wanting to bully him to his heart's content.

Ahem, if the bill is really passed, it will be the worst and shameless victory for the perverted and powerful nobles!

Unlike the perverted places left by perverted doctors, there are still some pure and good shops in the free market.

Ice Skin Zombie inherited the tofu ice cream shop. Da Han and Xiao Han did not hide anything, and taught them how to make delicious, healthy and fat-free ice cream snacks.

As expected, even the skin of the ice-skinned young man exudes the aroma of ice cubes. He learned by analogy and tried to make many new tricks, such as celery popcorn pudding, cool cucumber vanilla bean curd, and the little dog who stops every time. Unpalatable—Iced buttermilk white peony marshmallow sundae, the fragrant white peony-like marshmallow is as big as two basketballs, and it is very enjoyable to eat.

Because of this stutter, Xi Wei wept bitterly, and didn't even want to leave the zombie world.Fortunately, the big dog comforted him and said that this place is so close to home, and if he is greedy, he can sneak over to have a tooth sacrifice at any time, which barely comforted the little gluttonous dog's heart.

Two little zombies have inherited the boutique of the meat section. The children who have been trained by doctors are very clever. As a result, the business of luxury stores is quite good.

Meat Duan can no longer be the owner of the shop, and I feel a little bit reluctant. Before, in the afternoon breeze, I was sitting in a rocking chair in the small flower gallery in front of the shop, knitting a sweater, hooking a tea coaster, and the warm fragrance of flowers and plants wafted faintly. There is also the most well-behaved and beautiful big crystal fish in the nest. Such a day is really beautiful that can melt people's hearts.

Before leaving, Duan Zhenhui took the big fish and stood at the place where they always had a nest for an afternoon, blushing, took out a long celadon scarf with a white background, cowardly, and gave it to the big fish that was also soft and sticky as a gift.

The big fish always sees him weaving this scarf, and the more weaving it, the longer it will be. If a human wears it, it will definitely hang to the ground... It turns out that it is not for humans, but for it.

oh~

The big crystal fish narrowed its eyes with a smile, twisted its huge fish body, swished its big flower-like tail, and leaned in front of Meat Duan, asking him to put the scarf on it.

Duan Zhenhui's face was already burning, but he didn't look away.A long scarf was tied behind the big fish's head. It turned its round eyes and looked behind.

Ah, why in the world is there such a delicate, beautiful and flawless... fish?God is too good at joking.

But immediately, God proved that the old man's level of joking is higher than what mere human beings can imagine.

The big fish's round fish eyes suddenly narrowed into an evil slit, its pouty fish mouth bared a mouthful of fangs, bit the tip of Duan Zhenhui's nose mercilessly, and then flew out triumphantly, showing off in the crowd The long scarf woven by the meat itself.

Bullying... bullying the dead!

Duan Zhenhui gritted his teeth, his guts turned green with regret, and chased him out with a knife, vowing to chop the bad fish into boiled fish fillets and get back the shameful evidence—the long handmade scarf.

Cough cough cough, in short, the best business in the market is, of course, the number one black store in the zombie world, the seed store of Lord Tianzhu.This shop is in an absolute monopoly position in every city, and it is not merciless to slaughter zombies for their small money, which is very cheating.And Mr. Tianzhuo seems to be addicted to playing face-changing. When he sees a customer who is pleasing to the eye and wants to bully, he will change the face that is the most important in the other party's mind, and play tricks on it.

This behavior should only cause chaos, but the zombies are worthy of being a highly intelligent race, and it didn't take long for the zombies to discover the convenient use of Lord Tianzhu.So some zombies who are hesitant and unable to make a choice often spend a lot of money to come to the store, hoping to meet the Lord Tianzhu, and by observing the face of the Lord Tianzhu, they can clarify their hearts and resolve their doubts.

"Hey, the two cute little human beings, the Man Lion and the Dun Rhinoceros, are really going to torture me to death. The Man Lion is so vicious and arrogant, and the Dun Rhinoceros is simple and strong, and the silly one is also very cute. Where should I give it? Just release the water secretly... No, no, which one is it to lure me to attack me? It's so hard to choose, why does my family only have a quota of one offspring within five years, family planning and so on are the most annoying. So, Lord Tianzhu, It's all up to you... Uh, uh? Is that so, so I still like him the most in my heart, thank you, Lord Tianzhu, for a hundred kilograms of seeds, I don't need to look for the money."

Well, that's it, Mr. Tianzhu once again helped a poor zombie who was lost in emotion and life through a method like divination of love.

As for the juvenile zombie whose brain was patched by the doctor, I don’t know if the doctor sewed something weird into it, but when the doctor left, he cried and shouted to go with the doctor. The attitude of a non-doctor.

The worst thing is, he also clamored that he would accompany the doctor to practice his skills and soul, and he would also become a qualified pervert doctor in the future, taking it as his duty to completely play with other people and his zombie body. The son scared his younger siblings to pee their panties.

In the end, of course he didn’t succeed, there was no other way, the doctor was beaten into a pig’s head by an iron fist, wiped his tears and gave the young zombie an injection, the boy’s “problem” was healed immediately, and he ran away in a hurry, compared to seeing a fat dog Little sheep run fast.

Poor Guan Qizhen, a real little fat sheep, solved the zombie world and got his mind back, and got back the golden compass, gold jewelry box, and treasures in countless treasure boxes. After returning to the Wanghai Tower, Xi Wei immediately threw him to the ground from behind, yelling for the little fat sheep to release the whole flock, so that he could have fun.

"What on earth do you want to play with me?" Guan Qizhen asked with a dark face.

Xi Wei thought about it seriously, "Protect you from being dragged by the evil big bad wolf to a place where no one is around. Supervise you to eat grass and grow fat, drive you around, and give fat ass to anyone who is disobedient." Take a sip, don’t worry, I will be very warm~”

Xi Wei imagined that the little golden sheep all over the mountains and plains, soft and fluffy, were all his, all his!Then out of obscene saliva.

"..."

This ferocious little meat dog!

You are the most evil, okay?

Besides...he likes to be dragged away by the big bad wolf, and then treat the big bad wolf like this~(@^_^@)~

Guan Qizhen, who wanted to muddle through the test and continue to rely on his corpse, couldn't stand the pressure of the little milk dog pressing on his back, wheezing, sticking out his tongue and gasping for breath. After leaving the corpse, he turned back into Jiling's golden Ruyi scepter, and ran into Langha's arms.

"Hey?"

Xi Wei was dumbfounded. He hugged the immobile Zhenzhen Yang and bit the back of his neck, "You're so stingy!"

——————————— The following is a small theater for auspicious New Year greetings in the Year of the Snake———————————

In other words, after a year of hard work, Dalonglong can finally relax and change to Xiaosheshe.

Although, the little snake secretly complained, saying that Dalonglong basically did nothing but eat and sleep during the year.

Hiss, I can't be like a big dragon. In the new year, I must swim into the houses of thousands of families and earnestly fulfill their wishes.

So, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, the diligent little snake twisted her body and swam into the Wanghai Tower by the seaside of Xiawan.

Oh, it's a small three-story building with three families living in it, let's go and have a look.

On the first floor, there is a big fluffy dog, who has been diligently sitting in front of the computer to make money since the beginning of the new year. Does the big dog want more and more small money? Hiss, let your wish come true.

Then Big Dog suddenly discovered that the newly launched Perilla Rose Sunflower Eau de Toilette after the rain, priced at 66 yuan per 660 ml, had been taken ten times by a certain buyer.

Instead of buying ten bottles, I took ten shots and paid in seconds.

Did the other party's computer smoke?Well, but forget it, a good start, good luck in the new year.

Xiao Snake was very happy, went up to the second floor, and found a large piece of meat that was full of fragrance, and curled up on the bed very sad.

"Is it swollen?" the little snake asked.It seems that this piece of meat is in need of help.

"I..." Rouduan timidly muttered, "I think I'm getting worse and worse, I... I want a girl."

Sister... Sister!

Little Snake turned pale with shock, it was clearly a piece of crispy and delicious meat, but she still wanted to talk about it with a girl.

"I... I'll think about it." Little Snake swam up to the third floor while thinking about how to help Rouduan.

On the third floor, there is a big silk fish with two bodies in the big bathtub, slapping the water surface with its tail.

"I want a house, I want a house, I want a big house." Big Fish muttered.

"You have so many properties, tell me, which continent in the world does not have your fish nest?" Big Fish complained again.

"It doesn't matter, my lord, I'm so empty, I'm so cocky, I still want to buy a house!" Big Yu whimpered, twisting his body and rolling.

Ah, you want real estate, hiss?The recent housing prices are indeed high.

Hmm... The Great Barrier Reef will be closed soon and no tourists will be allowed to enter. I wonder if this fish wants to get a villa there, or does it like bustling places?No matter, one set of coral reefs in Sydney, the big fish can choose for themselves.

Little Snake slipped down to the second floor again, still wishing to worry about her flesh.

What a girl, it's really difficult.

Suddenly, a small dog with a meatball shape jumped up to the little snake with its big eyes open, and said with its tongue out, "Hello, you are so cute."

Little Snake was a little shy, "Well...thank you, the puppy is so cute too."

"That...is so cute, can it be eaten?" the puppy asked.

Little Snake was startled, "No... definitely not edible, hiss!"

Oh, the little dog is a little frustrated, Xiao Snake thought to himself, no need to ask, this little milk dog's wish is too obvious, it just looks like "eat, eat, eat".

I don't know... it likes to eat meat.

Because the desire for juicy meat cannot be fulfilled, the little snake can't help but turn to the gallbladder.

Then, Mr. Meat Duan suddenly realized that he was put into a big pot and brought it in front of the little milk dog.

(⊙o⊙) Oh!

The puppy's tail wagged into a fluffy ball.

"Sister juice... where is the sister juice I want?" Rouduan yelled in horror.

Little Snake thought to herself, what kind of girls, if you want a partner, just tell me straight up, you have to emphasize your sexuality, it looks like you are doing a guilty conscience.

When the big fish floated down, seeing the pieces of meat struggling in the cauldron, he was immediately elated.The meat section is really active, so it is ready to be eaten.

So the big fish also jumped into the pot, hugged the meat section together, and served as a pot of fresh fish and meat section together.

Ah, the pot is hot, and there are juicy pieces of meat with excellent elasticity to hug, so comfortable.

"Let go...let me go, I want sister juice, not fish juice... woo woo woo..." Meat Duan's wailing gradually became inaudible, the big milk dog wrapped the napkin around the little milk dog, and the little milk dog Two meaty claws gripped the knife and fork tightly.

Satisfied, Little Snake swam out of Wanghai Tower, thinking, it feels so good to realize everyone's wishes (^o^)/~

I wish all the dumplings, in the new year, be fulfilled by the little snake snake, and live a happy life like the little milk dogs, shameless and shameless~

Auspicious Year of the Snake!