Roommates are not straight

In the next few days, Cai Yang obviously felt that his roommate was in a bad mood.

After observing him for a period of time, Cai Yang knew that Gu Wenyu was not very talkative, but he had a special habit, that is, he liked to read the joke book by himself occasionally, and he often read it for hours, of course. , nor smile.

Later, he gradually discovered that whenever Gu Wenyu read that book, he seemed to have something on his mind or think about something.Because he often opens the programming software quickly while turning the pages of the book in the first second, and moves his fingers on the keyboard like flying.

He didn't want to be disturbed when he was reading, and just watched silently, turning the pages occasionally.At that moment, time seemed to freeze at his fingertips, and his quiet eyes were slightly covered by drooping eyelashes, which suppressed the natural indifference and alienation in his eyes.

Cai Yang often has the illusion that the old joke book can help Gu Wenyu think, just like Holmes always likes to play the violin absent-mindedly when he is meditating.

"Hey, I said Gu Wenyu, what year is this, and you still read this?" After getting to know each other gradually, when Gu Wenyu took up the joke book and immersed himself in the corner one night, and began to release the shielding energy around his body, Cai Yang Finally couldn't bear to ask.

Not surprisingly, Gu Wenyu didn't even raise his head, completely ignoring him.

Cai Yang made himself feel bored, and lied back to his "wife" listlessly, and began to make up a lot of technical knowledge.I studied in university for four full years, participated in all summer camps and winter camps, and won some awards. As a result, when I entered a formal job, I was still blind and found that I knew too little.

As soon as he opened a pdf file about artificial intelligence natural language processing, a dialog box popped up, it was Guo Mingyuan, so Cai Yang chatted with him: Brother Guo is a good man 21:32:47

How's your first day at work? I'm too busy to visit you today.

Running Cucumber 21:33:01

Not bad, was assigned to the natural language group

Brother Guo is a good man 21:33:49

Your person in charge is my friend, he is very nice, just ask him if you don’t understand anything.

Running Cucumber 21:34:01

Oh, I see

Running Cucumber 21:34:01

Thank you brother!

Brother Guo is a good man 21:34:49

you are welcome

Cai Yang closed the dialog box with Guo Mingyuan and was about to continue reading the information, but Li Libang's profile picture flashed up again.

Li Erhuo 21:35:13

Why are you still studying nlp?

Li Erhuo 21:35:14

If you don’t understand something, ask me, brother, I will teach you

Li Erhuo 21:35:15

By the way, you still lent me two yuan to buy pancakes and fruit at noon today.

Li Erhuo 21:37:20

Hey, why don't you talk...

Li Erhuo 21:37:20

If you don't speak, I'm going to shake you

Shake the window~~

Shake the window~~~

Shake the window~~~~~

Cai Yang watched half of the tutorial and finally couldn't stand it anymore, and typed back a word: Get lost!

Just about to go offline, unexpectedly Zhang Jia over there suddenly went online to talk to him:

Zhang Mensao 21:39:14

喂

Running Cucumber 21:39:39

?

Zhang Mensao 21:39:58

show me the model you built yesterday

Running Cucumber 21:39:39

Not

Zhang Mensao 21:39:48

==

Running Cucumber 21:40:25

This is the fruit of my labor!Understand?Don't bother me all the time, brother is not your database.

There was no reply from Zhang Jia for a long time, so Cai Yang closed the dialog with satisfaction.

After a while, Li Libang jumped out again.

Li Erhuo 21:35:13

I wipe!Cai Yang, you bastard!What did you change my remark name to!wanna die! !

Cai Yang took a sip from his teacup, stared at the computer screen for half a minute, then immediately unplugged the network cable on the computer, jumped off the bed and rushed out, cursing as he ran upstairs: "Zhang Jia! Damn, hacking my computer again! I'm going to sue you!"

Before he had time to kick open Zhang Jia's room door, Li Libang rushed out from the next door to find fault: "I'm going to sue you! Slander and insult to my personality! You're a scumbag, and your whole family is a scumbag!"

Li Libang was taller and stronger than Cai Yang, and he stood in the stairwell, blocking the road. Cai Yang couldn't get through, so he simply raised his head, looked at him expressionlessly, and called out: "Brother"

Li Libang: "??"

Cai Yang: "Brother."

Li Libang: "What...what are you doing?"

Cai Yang spread his hands: "My whole family is a scumbag, you admit it too, don't you?"

Li Libang: "..."

Cai Yang took advantage of Li Libang's stupefied time to sneak past Li Libang and rushed into Zhang Jia's room. He saw a gentleman wearing glasses was concentrating on studying a programming data model on the computer screen. Access to this model has been denied by the owner.

Cai Yang stood at the door gloomily and stared at Zhang Jiawen's quiet profile.

Zhang Jiaruo looked back at him consciously, pointed at the screen politely, and smiled, "Thank you!"

Cai Yang: "..."

Cai Yang thought about it and still felt aggrieved, and said, "But I didn't allow you to look at my model! You're stealing! Stealing!"

Zhang Jia: "Every time you don't borrow it, there is so much nonsense before each borrowing."

Cai Yang: "..."

He felt really wronged, and he felt like he was being blamed for not being proactive enough even though he was overpowering.

Zhang Jia archived the model, turned off the computer, took out two packs of jelly from the drawer, gave it to Cai Yang, and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay brother, don't be angry, I have already said that your computer defense system is too bad, so I said that." If you help me, you won't let me."

Cai Yang took the jelly and felt that he had a lot of psychological balance, so he opened one and stuffed it into his mouth: "Let me make it? Wouldn't that attract wolves into the house!"

Zhang Jia was noncommittal, and laughed: "As a professional technician, you are too fragile!"

Cai Yang was dissatisfied: "I learned language conversion! Who is like you! Specialize in some shady things!"

Zhang Jia: "That's Internet and information security, thank you."

Cai Yang: "You are not kind! It's nothing more than hacking my computer and stealing information. Why did you tell Li Libang his name?"

"It's a good thing Zhang Jia told me! Otherwise, who knows why you hurt me behind my back?" Just as he was talking, Li Libang also came over, his arms naturally rested on Cai Yang's shoulders, and gradually lost his strength, so that Cai Yang couldn't get up. Furious, he slammed his elbow back hard, making him cough.

Zhang Jia raised her eyebrows with peace of mind, and said, "Just be careful not to talk so much next time, understand? As for my note name... I think it's not bad, so I don't need to change it." After finishing speaking, he closed the door, Dafangfang went downstairs to the bathroom to wash up.

Li Libang watched Zhang Jia's back all the way, shook his head and praised: "Shameless! Really shameless! Shameless can be so imposing! So arrogant! This is a man!"

Cai Yang looked back at him silently: "Don't gloat! Be careful that one day you will offend Zhang Mensao, he will also let your wife be a meat machine, and share your harem information with the world."

Li Libang looked indifferent: "I don't have anything he wants, it doesn't matter!"

Cai Yang: "It doesn't matter what he wants, as long as you find a simple path, let fans of love and action movies all over the world come to you to do something, that's enough for you!"

Li Libang petrified immediately after hearing this, and when he looked at Zhang Jia later, his eyes became a little awed, and he transferred the hundreds of gigabytes of video storage on his computer to the mobile hard drive overnight.

Zhang Jia has always been puzzled by this.

Guo Mingyuan heard the noise outside and originally wanted to come out to watch the excitement, but later felt that it was not appropriate for him to go out and mingle with young people at his age, so he went to the kitchen to pour milk in his pajamas, and took the opportunity to listen to the people upstairs. The movement of several juniors.

When Cai Yang came down, he happened to meet him turning the milk out of the microwave oven.

"Brother... I'm sorry to disturb you!" Cai Yang scratched his hair in embarrassment.

"It's okay, do you want some milk?" Guo Mingyuan raised his glass full of milk and looked at him with a smile.

"No, I can't stand the smell of milk!" Cai Yang hastily declined.

"That's right, but drinking a little before going to bed is said to help sleep! Hey, I'm getting old, and I can't sleep well lately."

"Brother, don't be ridiculous, you are only a few years older than us!"

Guo Mingyuan waved his hands sadly, and entered the room with milk: "Hey, you don't understand, what we eat in our business is youth rice, youth rice..."

After Cai Yang returned to the room, he found that Gu Wenyu was still in the same posture as when he left - see the joke collection.

Cai Yang sighed, and sat back on the computer.

Unexpectedly, Gu Wenyu suddenly said: "Your computer has been hacked?"

Cai Yang was surprised: "Yes... yes."

Gu Wenyu: "Let me have a look." His tone was very natural, not asking for opinions, but as if Cai Yang should hand over the computer to him for granted.

After getting along with each other for a few days, Cai Yang knew that Gu Wenyu was a good person, so he didn't think too much about it, so he just buckled up the notebook and gave it to him.

Gu Wenyu took the computer, finally put down the joke collection he had been holding for hours, and turned on Cai Yang's computer.Because Cai Yang didn't turn off the computer just now, the computer was just in a dormant state, and the interface displayed before was restored on the screen as soon as he touched it.

Gu Wenyu glanced nonchalantly at the conversation between Cai Yang and Zhang Jia, turned off the computer and restarted it, and asked casually, "A running cucumber?"

Cai Yang lay down on the bed, stretching his limbs comfortably: "Oh, my screen name, do you have a Q? Come and add me."

Gu Wenyu didn't know what he was doing, kept typing on the keyboard, and answered after a while: "I didn't."

Cai Yang was not too surprised: "MSN?"

Gu Wenyu: "No."

Cai Yang: "ICQ? skype? UC?"

Gu Wenyu: "ICQ."

Cai Yang: "Oh, I haven't used that one much, so do you have Weibo? Come and follow me!"

Gu Wenyu: "No."

Cai Yang: "...It's so pitiful, you have been ruthlessly abandoned by the fashion trend."

Gu Wenyu: "Oh."

Cai Yang: "..."

The two were quiet for a while, Gu Wenyu had been working on Cai Yang's computer seriously, Cai Yang was bored and began to take out his mobile phone to go to Weibo, at this moment Gu Wenyu suddenly asked: "Your Weibo is also called this name?"

"No, the Weibo name is Cai Yang doesn't eat spicy food." Cai Yang replied casually while posting his status.

About half an hour later, Gu Wenyu returned the computer to Cai Yang.

"Okay?" Cai Yang asked.

Gu Wenyu nodded, still expressionless: "Anyone who wants to hack your computer can let him try."

In fact, Gu Wenyu said these words very calmly and modestly, just like a humble little carpenter who built a bed and asked others to lie on it and try to see if it is firm, but for some reason, Cai Yang heard something from it... Domineering Element!

Let him try it!

It's really... a bunker!

The next day, Cai Yang went to work at the company to turn on his computer, and was pleasantly surprised to find that he had added a fan on Weibo. He clicked in and checked, and found that this fan had only one follower, and that was Cai Yang.

This person has no avatar, no Weibo records, and can't see the user's location.He even gave it a strange name - Hundred Years Repair.

Probably a powder coater?Cai Yang didn't pay attention, he glanced at it and was called to a meeting by the team leader.