Roommates are not straight

Cai Yang was very curious. He didn't know what Gu Wenyu and his gang were doing. After leaving the cafe, Gu Wenyu gave him some money and ignored him. He didn't even show proper concern for his roommate's misfortune.He seemed to be in a hurry, those partners kept urging him, and Cai Yang couldn't ask any more questions, so he said "Thank you buddy" and watched them get into two taxis and leave.

After tossing around all morning and finally getting home, Cai Yang felt a little tired. He felt a headache when he thought of going out to reapply for a lot of documents in the afternoon. The only thing to be thankful for is that he didn’t lose his ID card, otherwise he would have to go back to his hometown to report to the police station. , that would be really tragic.

However, to his surprise, when he opened the door, he found someone at home.

There was a person leaning on the sofa, who seemed to be sleeping soundly. It was their elder brother Guo Mingyuan.He looked like he had just got off the plane, and there was a simple suitcase thrown at his feet, and the airport check-in barcode on it was not torn off.The coat was casually laid on the armrest of the sofa, the shirt was not changed, the hair was messy and his face was haggard, and there was still green stubble on his chin.

Probably because he was too tired, Cai Yang's door opening didn't wake him up.

Guo Mingyuan was called away by the company yesterday afternoon, why did he come back today and become like this?Cai Yang expressed sympathy for his brother, went into the room and took a thin blanket to cover him, and then took the money and identity documents to go to reapply a bank card and then buy a mobile phone, but after thinking about it, he went back to the room and opened the The computer ordered a takeaway online.

While waiting for the takeaway, he checked Q again and found the messages from Zhang Jia and Li Libang.

Zhang Jia's message was half an hour ago:

I was in a meeting just now, I just saw it, and I rushed over now, by the way, is the ID card in the wallet?Don't forget to report the loss of your bank card.Keep connected with the computer on.

Li Libang's message was 2 minutes earlier than Zhang Jia's:

Wow you are not!Brain kicked by a donkey?Can it be stolen in broad daylight?Wait, brother will save you now!don't worry...

Cai Yang was very relieved after seeing the message. He felt that he was still very successful in life. At least he would not be left alone when he was in trouble. He browsed the website again and was watching the news when suddenly the penguins over there started to bombard him. , Li Libang's dialog box popped up.

Li Libang 12:34:30

What the hell are you!I didn't find you when I came to the cafe, and there was no sound from anyone!Didn't I let you turn on the computer!What's going on, what the hell are you doing?

Li Libang 12:34:45

Don't tell me that you are playing with us here to avenge the morning, or I will go back and abolish you!If I don't abolish you, Zhang Jia won't spare you either!

Li Libang 12:35:01

Hey, why are you silent!

Cai Yang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly replied: I have already arrived home, and I met Gu Wenyu, hehe.

Then the other party was silent for a long time without replying, Cai Yang hurriedly sent another smiling face.Seeing that there was still no reply, he ignored him and continued to open the web page to read the news.After a while, Li Libang's dialog box flickered again. He clicked on it, and saw that there was only one sentence written on it: Hey boy, okay, just wait.

Cai Yang looked at the dialog box and took a sip of water, when he heard the doorbell ring, he took some change and ran out to open the door.

Guo Mingyuan was still sleeping on the sofa. Cai Yang put the takeaway beef rice on the coffee table, tore off a post-it note and wrote a sentence on the lunch box.

When he returned to the room, the computer had already entered a black screen, and without thinking too much, he took the keys and money, buckled the laptop and went out.

After Cai Yang walked for more than an hour, Guo Mingyuan finally woke up. He flew directly to the Shanghai office yesterday afternoon to solve a case he was in charge of. He flew back in the morning. His boss gave him a few hours to rest, and he had to go back in the afternoon. The company reported the specific situation, and within more than 20 hours, he only ate two fast meals on the plane that were difficult to swallow, which made him mentally exhausted and physically and mentally exhausted.

When he got up, he was going to cook instant noodles for himself, but suddenly he sensitively caught the smell of rice in the air, and then he saw a tempting bento on the coffee table.There is also a post-it note attached to it: Brother, I ordered beef rice for you!Tsai

Guo Mingyuan picked up the lunch box and looked back at the blanket that had just covered him. He couldn't help but be moved to tears when he thought that the junior who had been raised for a week finally knew how to repay the poor seniors of his age.

While eating beef rice, he turned on the TV and watched a youth idol Korean drama, in which the heroine was giving the hero a bento made by herself.Guo Mingyuan accidentally caught a glimpse of the lunch box in his hand, and found that it looked like the one on TV, and suddenly felt funny in his heart.

Is this also considered... a love bento?

Guo Mingyuan had a good meal, took a shower, changed his clothes, and then rushed back to the company. When Cai Yang came back, there was no one at home.He was also very tired after running for a day, so he just rolled back to his room and threw himself on the big bed and fell asleep.

After sleeping for a long time, he was woken up by someone.

When I opened my eyes, I saw Li Libang's sinister face, holding a pillow in his hands and kneading it abnormally. Standing next to him, Zhang Jia tore off his tie and put it in his hands, like holding a whip, a pair of The lens is still faintly reflective, and the eyes behind it cannot be seen.

"You... what are you doing..."

Li Libang smiled like a flower, took a pillow and threw it on Cai Yang's head, and said: "Okay boy, I told you to wait, you really are waiting, good job ! Not afraid of death! Have the guts!"

Cai Yang struggled furiously on the bed, "Hey, hey, I don't care about you teasing me in the morning, don't push yourself too hard! Hey, let go, I'm suffocating! It's killing me..."

Zhang Jia, who has always disliked messing around with these people, couldn't help it this time. He took a tie and tied Cai Yang's paws waving in the air.

Cai Yang was terrified: "Hey Zhang Jia, why are you messing around with me!"

Zhang Jia looked at a very gentle man, but his hands were not weak when he used them cruelly. He took a good opportunity to put his knees on Cai Yang's legs, and tied his hands firmly with two or three strokes.

Zhang Jia squinted his eyes: "Reckless? Do you know that after the meeting, we hurriedly asked for leave and ran out to let the team leader know that we were very dissatisfied? If this month's bonus is gone, you will definitely let us wash our feet for a month water!"

Someone with no conscience couldn't help but roll his eyes: "It's fine to have one, but it's okay to have both of them, silly!"

Zhang Jia had blue veins on his forehead, gritted his teeth and said, "Li Libang, suffocate him to death! Quick! Must be quick! Hurry up!"

"Hey, it's just for one month's bonus, what's the matter! You're so careless about human life!" Cai Yang's voice came from under the pillow.

"Try how it feels to rush to the coffee shop like a two hundred and five and find that you have been tricked! It's enough for you to fool me, even Zhang Jia? He didn't recruit you!" Li Libang couldn't He forgot to strengthen the friendly camp, for fear that Zhang Jia would change his mind temporarily and not join forces with him.

"Tricking you? I didn't! I was really stolen!" Cai Yang realized that the two had misunderstood, and hurriedly defended, "I just met Gu Wenyu, and he lent me money!"

"Oh? It's really just right..." Zhang Jia sneered, and moved closer to Cai Yang.

Looking at the two extremely dangerous faces in front of him, Cai Yang couldn't help shivering, and asked in a low voice, "What do you... want to do to me?"

Li Libang: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

Zhang Jia: "For the sake of brothers for many years, you can choose!"

Cai Yang looked at the two of them, swallowed his saliva, and asked in a low voice, "Is everything okay?"

Zhang Jia and Li Libang smiled and nodded.

Cai Yang took a deep breath and said, "Okay, then you guys help me jerk off until I die..."

Zhang Jia: "..."

Li Libang: "..."

At this time, there was a sound in the living room, and someone came back.

Gu Wenyu pushed open the door and saw Cai Yang who was tied to the bed tearfully. He averted his eyes expressionlessly, sat down at the computer desk and turned on the computer to start programming, seeing the three of them as air.

Seeing that Gu Wenyu had been granted an amnesty, Cai Yang hurriedly struggled his head out from under the pillow held by Li Libang: "Gu Wenyu! Tell them quickly, did you meet me in the cafe this morning and lend me money?"

Zhang Jia and Li Libang also temporarily stopped the sanctions against Cai Yang, and looked at the paralyzed emperor together.

Gu Wenyu didn't speak.

Cai Yang got anxious and asked again

Gu Wenyu still didn't speak.

Zhang Jia and Li Libang turned their heads to Cai Yang again, and laughed at the same time, showing their white teeth.

Cai Yang wanted to cry but had no tears.

Gu Wenyu, you don't bring such...

After all, Zhang Jia, Li Libang and Gu Wenyu are not familiar with each other, and feel that other people are not easy to get along with, and they are too embarrassed to disturb them when they open their notebooks and start to do business, so the two exchanged a look with each other, and their hearts were instantly connected. With one arm dragging two legs, he was lifted from the bed, ready to be taken to another place to be repaired slowly.

Cai Yang cried and howled, struggled and wrestled, and finally Li Libang's hand holding on to the door frame was broken apart finger by finger, and dragged away mercilessly.

When Zhang Jialin left, he did not forget to say hello to Gu Wenyu, and closed the door politely.

Gu Wenyu frowned slightly until he finally slowly opened his eyebrows, heaving a sigh of relief.

Finally, it was quiet.

Ignoring the muffled screams upstairs, Gu Wenyu began to devote himself to computer programming.