Roommates are not straight

Thanks to Li Libang, Cai Yang can only live in that empty big room by himself for the next few days, and dare not turn off the lights when he sleeps at night.

Fortunately, within a few days of their free time, they went to Qiandu Company to report.That's right, their three new-generation IT migrant workers, like their senior brother Guo Mingyuan, have all been taken over by Qiandu, the leading Internet giant in China.Although I haven't officially entered the job yet, there are a lot of materials to prepare.Moreover, when they first arrive in a city, they have to buy daily necessities, apply for bank cards and mobile phone cards. These trivial matters also make them dizzy, especially when they return from the city center and take the subway for two hours, and they often fall asleep after returning home. So Cai Yang is not that sad.

The few IT madmen who got together are actually getting along pretty well, of course, if you ignore the resentful eyes of Cai Yang every morning.But living together with four big men will inevitably cause some troubles in life, especially in the daily diet, which is extremely unhealthy.

Brother Guo Mingyuan is not someone who knows how to take care of others. In the first few days, instant noodles, bread and ham, which seemed to be full of his brother's love, if he eats them for a week, he may not be so loving because he feels sick to his stomach.And the other three used to eat three meals a day in the cafeteria, and they all didn't know where to buy firewood, rice, oil and salt, so they were like three chicks waiting to be fed in their nests. If Guo Mingyuan didn't work overtime, he could still take them out to work The restaurant should improve the food, but he has been promoted to the team leader and he is always very busy, so this kind of opportunity is rare. The three chickens are getting thinner and thinner, their faces are like vegetables, and their urine smells like Master Kong’s seasoning package...

It was the weekend, and Guo Mingyuan received a call early in the morning, and announced a big news to the three people who had just woken up: a new tenant is coming!

The other two didn't react much, but Cai Yang immediately asked a key question: "Which room does he live in?"

Guo Mingyuan smiled knowingly, and said: "The new room has not yet placed a bed... I can only trouble you to squeeze with him for two days."

"It's not that good..." Cai Yang's eyes flickered.

"How about letting him make do on the sofa?"

"That's even worse. He rents a room with us anyway, so there's no reason to sleep on the sofa." Cai Yang immediately objected, and then reluctantly said: "Forget it, just live with me!"

As soon as Cai Yang finished speaking, Li Libang immediately interjected from the back: "I said you don't want to stay here, okay? If you say you want to live with someone, you can live with someone? Maybe they won't like it! I don't know if it's okay for two men to sleep together. ..."

Before Li Libang finished speaking, Cai Yang stuck his neck and pushed his head into the sofa. The two fought together. Guo Mingyuan laughed them off, opened the refrigerator, and took out a few packs of instant noodles. He decided to improve his juniors today. Nutritional balance - add some carrots to the instant noodles when cooking them.

Zhang Jia came out of the bathroom after washing up, and when he saw the good senior brother wearing an apron and holding instant noodles to the kitchen, his face turned green at that moment, and he immediately rushed over to snatch the instant noodles, smiling obediently He said: "Brother, you finally have a rest day, so you don't have to bother to cook noodles for us. That... It seems that a snack bar opened next to the subway station yesterday. I just go out and buy breakfast!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Guo Mingyuan to express his opinion, he quickly put on his clothes and shoes and went out.

Guo Mingyuan heard the door close with a "bang", looked at the instant noodles abandoned on the table, and sighed regretfully.

It's a pity, today's is the old altar sauerkraut flavor that he especially likes...

After finally having a decent breakfast, several IT migrant workers didn't bother to move, they gathered around the dining table to enjoy this rare rest day morning.At this moment, a sound was heard outside the door, followed by the sound of a key being inserted into the lock, and then the door opened.

All four of them turned their heads in unison, and saw a person walking in with a medium-sized black trailer.The man was wearing a black hoodie with a wide hood covering his head so they couldn't see the man's face.

The four of them suddenly felt that the temperature in the room dropped a lot in an instant. With the arrival of this person, the warm, harmonious and lazy atmosphere before was instantly disrupted!

Guo Mingyuan was the first to come back to his senses, and immediately stepped forward to greet him: "You are Gu Wenyu, right? Hello, I am Guo Mingyuan. These are my juniors, and we are also tenants of this house."

Cai Yang, Li Libang, and Zhang Jia also stood up in a friendly manner, leaning forward and giggling.

Faced with the enthusiasm of the four people, the new tenant just turned around blankly, glanced at them, nodded quickly and invisibly, but did not say a word.

Guo Mingyuan originally wanted to salute his new friend to enhance the relationship between future roommates, but when he saw that Gu Wenyu had only a simple trailer in his hand, he withdrew his hand embarrassingly, everyone was silent, and the atmosphere became awkward for a while.

But the new tenant, who exudes a cold black temperament all over his body, did not feel uncomfortable at all. Under the gaze of the four of them, he calmly put on the new pink slippers Guo Mingyuan bought, walked into the living room with a trolley box, and turned around. Body, said to them the first sentence since entering the house: "Which room do I live in?"

Guo Mingyuan suddenly felt that things might be a bit difficult... It seems that this new tenant is not easy to talk to. If he and Cai Yang are allowed to share a room together, I don't know if he will agree...

"Well... that's right, there is an empty room, but there is no bed yet." Guo Mingyuan said.

"so?"

"The bed in Cai Yang's room is for two people..."

"Who is Cai Yang?" the new tenant asked.

"I..." Cai Yang let out weakly.

The new tenant took a look at Cai Yang.

"Where is the room?"

"Ah?" Cai Yang has not yet reacted.

"Room."

"Oh, over there..." Cai Yang raises his hand dumbly and points behind him.

The new tenant stuffed one hand in the pocket of his hoodie, then bowed his head and dragged the trolley case into the room without another word.

Cai Yang didn't dare to go back to his room for the whole morning, and stayed on the sofa watching TV.The new tenants never came out after entering the house, until noon Zhang Jia volunteered to go out to buy lunch and asked them what they wanted to eat. Cai Yang thought that he should ask his new roommate out of politeness, so he mustered up the courage to knock on the door. Door.

However, before his hand touched the door, the door suddenly opened.

"Ah... well, we're going to order takeaway at noon, what do you want to eat?" Cai Yang smiled awkwardly, showing his white teeth.

The new tenant was taller than Cai Yang. He leaned against the door frame and looked at Cai Yang, but only said two words: "Excuse me."

Cai Yang stepped aside like a ghost, and the new tenant came out, holding a black bag full of things in his hand.

what a man!

Cai Yang walked into the room in disbelief. For a moment, he almost thought he was in the wrong place!

Curtains changed!

Sheets changed!

Quilt changed!

All changed into a clean and cool dark blue...

The room was filled with a strange and faint scent of soap. His traces of Cai Yang, his smell, were all wiped out!

The house is spotless. His leftover snack bags, clothes thrown around, and programming books and software books scattered all over the floor have all been cleaned up... The curtains are opened, the sun shines in, and the black medium-sized trolley case is quiet. Lean against the corner.

Cai Yang inspected the room, opened the closet, and found that there were only six or seven sets of dark-colored hoodies and jeans of the same style, and his usual clothes were also stacked one by one. The shelves are also stacked aside.

He closed the closet door and gasped.

Then he turned his head to look at the desk, and found that there was an extra simple bookshelf, and all his books were placed on it, only the "Complete Book of Jokes" on the bottom shelf was not his.And next to my "wife" on the desk, there is another notebook, and the data cables that were piled up on the table before are also rolled up and put away.

Cai Yang closed his eyes and took another breath...

But at this moment, he suddenly remembered something!He opened his eyes suddenly, lay down on the floor to look under the bed, and then a string snapped in his head!

Alas, he has accumulated a week of socks and panties.Cai Yang thought of the bulging black bag brought out by the new tenant almost immediately, so he immediately ran out of the room rolling and crawling!

When Gu Wenyu came out of the bathroom, he saw Cai Yang with a distraught expression on his face.

"Dong...where are my things?"

"Trash can." Gu Wenyu replied.

Now Cai Yang is really angry!This man is too arrogant!

He grabbed his hair vigorously, and then looked back at this foreigner who didn't know the rules with very fierce eyes. He just wanted to ask this brother carefully why he messed with other people's things!Why did he make his room look like that without permission!why...

However, he didn't ask half of this series of "why" and was stupid on the spot, because he saw the washing machine that was rolling non-stop behind Gu Wenyu.

"Then... what's there?" Cai Yang's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Your things," said the new tenant.

"Didn't you... throw it in the trash can..."

"I'm afraid you have nothing to wear."

Cai Yang: "Hey... don't you know that washing underwear in a washing machine is very unhygienic!"

Gu Wenyu sideways walked around Cai Yang who was blocking the door of the bathroom, with his hands still in the pockets of his hoodie, looked at him expressionlessly, and said, "...It's better than piled up under the bed to get moldy."

At this time Zhang Jia had already bought Malatang and came back, Li Libang and Guo Mingyuan followed the scent and touched it.

"Gu Wenyu, I bought yours too, I don't know if it suits your taste." Zhang Jia said.

The new tenant glanced at the steaming hot Malatang, did not answer, opened the refrigerator to look inside, then closed the refrigerator door, and went out without a sound...