Roommates are not straight

Generally speaking, in a first-tier city like Imperial Capital, living in the suburbs not only means that you have to get up early every morning to squeeze the subway, and take an hour or two to go to work, but also means that the place is far away from the hustle and bustle of the city center, the air is relatively fresh, and the environment It is more pastoral, with fewer people, and a wider field of vision...Of course, it also means that when you sleep alone at night, seeing the eerie and eerie scene outside the window...you will be afraid.

But this is not applicable to everyone, only for those who are timid and weak in heart, especially when such people choose a big room to live in.

When Guo Mingyuan woke up in the morning, he saw Cai Yang nestled on the sofa in the living room, wrapped himself in a quilt and sleeping, the TV was turned on very quietly, apparently all night.

He walked over to turn off the TV lightly, and smiled helplessly.

There was a noise upstairs, and Zhang Jia came down the stairs neatly dressed. After seeing Cai Yang, he frowned slightly, ignored him, and just greeted Guo Mingyuan.

"Brother is up."

"Well, you got up early, did you sleep well at night?" Guo Mingyuan took a bottle of mineral water for himself, opened it and drank half of it in one go.

"Hey, not bad."

"I don't know what you like to eat. I bought instant noodles, bread and milk at the supermarket yesterday." Guo Mingyuan rummaged through the refrigerator while talking, and Zhang Jia immediately stepped forward to help pick them up.

"We can eat whatever we want, we bought so much... Thank you, brother."

Guo Mingyuan originally wanted to take it out, but when he looked back at Zhang Jia who was standing silently behind him holding a lot of things, he couldn't help laughing, "Hey, why are you being polite to me?" He picked up a few bags of braised beef noodles and shook them In the kitchen, open the cabinets and start looking for pots and pans for cooking.

Zhang Jia was about to follow up into the kitchen, but suddenly heard Cai Yang scream in the living room.

Li Libang groped down the stairs with sleepy eyes, and sat down on the sofa without looking at it, but he didn't expect that he was sitting on the head of a living person.The living man yelled, and he was so frightened that he almost bounced off the sofa and was completely awake.

"Hey, where are you sitting?"

"Why are you lying here so early in the morning! Damn it!"

"You don't even look carefully!"

"Who [beep——] knows you're here! Why don't you go back to your two-meter-by-two-meter bed and just stay there!"

"[Beep——] I [beep——] I am happy to lie here, can you control me?"

【Beep——】

【Beep——】

【Beep--! ! 】

……

Zhang Jia closed the sliding door of the kitchen tightly, lowered his head and continued to help his brother wash the dishes and bowls for dinner, and deliberately turned on the faucet a little bigger.This house may have been unoccupied for too long, the tableware is covered with dust, well, it must be washed well.

Guo Mingyuan, who was cooking noodles in an apron, felt that he heard a loud noise, so he asked Zhang Jia, "Huh? Did you hear anything?"

"No." Zhang Jia buried her head in the dishes and replied without changing her expression.

"Strange...how did I hear a scream just now...Could something be wrong with Cai Yang..." Guo Mingyuan was a little worried, and while looking into the living room, he cracked a few eggs into the pot.

"Oh, they should be watching TV." Zhang Jia pushed his glasses with certainty, and turned sideways to block the mess outside the glass door.

In the living room, a war without gunpowder has just ended.

Both Cai Yang and Li Libang collapsed on the sofa exhausted, feeling relaxed and open-minded.It seems that it is necessary to do some physical and mental health exercises after getting up in the morning.

The two who had already extinguished the fire returned to their normal state as brothers, and started chatting casually. No one thought that there was another senior brother who had known them for less than two days in the house. The aprons were busy in the kitchen, and no one thought that they should ask politely for help.

In short, the two old men were paralyzed on the soft sofa with their legs crossed, and the old gods were on the ground preparing for a good day when they wore clothes, stretched out their hands to eat, and opened their mouths.

"What!" Li Libang suddenly laughed convulsively, "You said... are you afraid of sleeping alone?!"

"Get out! Laugh!" Cai Yang was a little depressed, but he had to admit that it was true.When the lights were turned off last night, there was a ghostly figure outside the window, floating there all the time, but when he turned on the lights and looked outside, there was nothing, which made his hair stand up all over his body, so he had to roll up his bedding and go to the living room to sleep , and have to turn on the TV.

Li Libang wiped away the tears from his laughter, "Hey, do I think you are a man? Look at your virtues, you are a little girl who depends on you!"

Cai Yang threw a pillow at Li Libang's head, but was caught by him.

"You know what! This house must have bad Feng Shui!" Cai Yang said, "Maybe it's a haunted house!"

Yes, it must be so!Otherwise, how could such an upright old man be afraid?

"Hey!" Cai Yang moved closer to Li Libang, hooked his shoulders and said, "Do you want to change rooms with me? It's so cool to sleep alone in the big bed~"

Li Libang gloated, and in Cai Yang's eyes, his face was particularly wretched: "Hey, who was it that insisted on snatching the double bed from me last night? Regret it now? It's useless, do you understand! It's late! Hehe, stay well Go to your haunted house!"

After saying these words, Li Libang was expected to get a slap on the face, but seeing Cai Yang's stinky face, he felt very relieved, felt very comfortable, and felt that he had avenged his bed, so it was worth it!

At the dinner table, four people, one big, three small, and four people gathered around to eat instant noodles and eat them in full swing.

Cai Yang raised his eyelids and looked at the other three people one by one. After weighing it for a long time, he tentatively asked, "Senior brother...that...do you want to change rooms with me?"

Guo Mingyuan was taken aback, "What?"

"No... I just feel embarrassed. You see that you have helped us so much, so we should live better. My bed is big and I sleep comfortably..."

Guo Mingyuan glanced at Li Libang's smothered face, and said with a smile, "It's okay, you can stay here, I have almost packed everything, and it will be troublesome to move."

Cai Yang opened his mouth, but finally suppressed the words with a sad face, and then looked at Zhang Jia pitifully.

Zhang Jia said without waiting for him to speak: "Don't look at me, I don't want to live in a room full of your smell."

Li Libang finally couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed again.

Cai Yang kicked Li Libang under the table, then began to bury his head in eating noodles, took a few mouthfuls, finally took a deep breath and slapped the chopsticks on the table, and said with a bitter face: "Okay, I admit, I am ...Don't dare to sleep alone...Which of you can live with me?"

Zhang Jia and Guo Mingyuan were very surprised. Guo Mingyuan lowered his head and thought for a while. He was about to speak, but was interrupted by Li Libang who had just recovered from his wild laughter.

"Slow down, brother Mingyuan, don't rush to answer!" Li Libang said, "Let me ask you first, have you heard a joke?"

"You said."

"How did you say that?" Li Libang held his tongue for a while, and gave Cai Yang a meaningful look. Cai Yang cursed in his heart, this guy is not a good bird, he must not be able to spit out good things.

"Two women holding hands is called friendship; two men holding hands is called sex. Two women hugging is called intimacy; two men hugging is called sex. Two women who sleep together are called girlfriends; two men who sleep together are called sex. Two women Traveling is called fashion; traveling with two men is called sex. Two women..."

"Okay!" Guo Mingyuan held back his laughter and interrupted Li Libang, "I think I understand what you mean."

Li Libang spread his hands, and then continued to eat noodles, it was delicious!

Cai Yang watched the three of them silently for a while, resisting the urge to step on Li Libang's balls, and asked again: "So...Which of you will sleep with me?"

Guo Mingyuan coughed, quickly ate the noodles in the bowl, and then got up to get his coat: "Well... I'm going to work, I've prepared all the keys for you, and put them on the shoe cabinet. If there is anything missing at home, send me a text message. I'm going first!"

Boom!The door slams.

Zhang Jia also put down the bowl, "I'm going out to set up the internet, um... do I want fiber optic or broadband? Forget it, I'll figure it out myself."

Boom!The door slams.

Li Libang, who was still bowing his head and eating his face, suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right, and a cold wind blew across his back.He raised his head slowly, and found that Cai Yang was staring at him with bright eyes, and the smile on his face...was particularly weird...