Roommates are not straight

Not long after Guo Mingyuan left, Cai Yang's Q lighted up, and when he clicked on it, he found that it was a college classmate of his.

After chatting for a few words, the classmate complained to him that the boss asked him to make a project recently, but he had no clue at all, and asked Cai Yang if he had any useful information on hand.Then he sent countless bitter expressions, giving the impression that he was so painful that he was ready to swing his sword out of the palace at any time.

Cai Yang just made a case for the company a few days ago, and it had something to do with the project that this classmate wanted to work on, so he didn't think much about it, and passed the relevant documents over.The classmate was grateful and said that he would definitely treat him to a big meal later.

Cai Yang returned an OK gesture, and then logged off, ready to go to lunch.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked out of the work area, he was hit hard by something, and then his neck was tightened, and an arm was hooked desperately, strangling him and almost dying on the spot.

"I'll wipe... let go... Li Libang, you are so fucking sick!" Cai Yang scolded while trying to save his neck from Li Libang's arms.

"Shh - this is in the company, don't swear! You will be harmed!" Li Libang said with a playful smile, and then walked to the cafeteria with Cai Yang's head in his arms, and rubbed his hair casually, turning the original On the other hand, the short hair on the head of the less obedient one is more like a chicken coop.

"Libang, you should feel honored, this kid finally talked to us." Zhang Jia also followed up at some point, walking on the other side of Cai Yang.The two of them, one on the left and one on the right, happened to sandwich some poor creature in the middle.

"Fart! I only scolded Li Libang, I haven't talked to you bastard!" Cai Yang immediately turned his head to refute.

A smile slowly floated on Zhang Jia's mouth, and he gave Cai Yang a scheming look.

Cai Yang immediately shut up, his face full of depression.

Because these two bastards forced him to take pictures and post them on the Internet, Cai Yang put down his cruel words and wanted to break up with them from now on, refusing to say a word to these two scumbags!I didn't expect to persist for so long, and finally failed.

"I said you're childish, are you childish? You even made such a bloody plot of not talking... Do you think you're the heroine of an idol drama, isn't it embarrassing?" Li Libang seized every opportunity to discredit Cai Yang's personality while poking him Head while happily complaining.

"Okay." Zhang Jia saw that Cai Yang's face was getting worse and worse, and he was on the verge of breaking out, so he immediately changed the route of calming down and playing the friendship card, "Brothers who have been good brothers for so many years, we have had enough trouble, so we can't just let it go like this Break off diplomatic relations with us? Let’s just open this page, okay? What do you want for lunch, please.”

After finishing speaking, he plucked Li Libang's claws from Cai Yang's neck very naturally, took him into his arms, and patted him on the shoulder in a brotherly way.

Li Libang squinted at Zhang Jia's mouth full of benevolence and morality, and his face was sanctimonious. He couldn't help it, curled his lips and said, "Hey, Brother Zhang, can you not speak in such a disgusting tone? It feels like coaxing a girl... "

As expected, he was sharply stabbed by two people at the same time.

However, Cai Yang felt that he was a big man after all, and there was no need to be entangled endlessly over trivial matters.It can be seen that Zhang Jia and Li Libang really have the intention to repent (?) and deeply blame themselves for the bad things they have done (??), not to mention that Zhang Jia also paved the way for him, and promised to pack lunch for the next month, No matter how I think about it, I have taken advantage of the sky (???), so I untied the knot in my heart.

Therefore, when the three of them went to the cafeteria to order food, Cai Yang had already recovered his full blood, and began to think about how to eat an expensive meal, and give Zhang Jia a good blood!

"Again, it's true that we didn't think carefully this time. I guarantee that this will not happen again in the future." When he sat down to eat, Zhang Jia frowned and thought for a moment, then said again, with a rare tone of voice. Feel a little guilty.

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sorry, I didn't expect it to happen like this, but I promise there won't be a next time! Really!" Li Libang also interrupted immediately, "It's a pity that this time someone has already taken action before we did it. Those bastards have been dealt with, otherwise if it falls into my hands... Hehe... Guaranteed to make them regret knowing the Internet for the rest of their lives!"

Cai Yang became more and more confused as he listened. He raised his head and looked at the two scumbags in turn. He saw that one of them had a ferocious expression and the other had gloomy eyes. , what are you talking about? What happened?"

Li Libang was taken aback: "What? Didn't you see it?"

Cai Yang: "Look at what?"

Li Libang and Zhang Jia exchanged glances quickly, then Zhang Jia thought for a while and said, "Forget it, since you haven't seen it, then it's out of sight and out of mind... Anyway, it's probably been deleted by that person now." ..."

"That's right! That person is also a master! Is he your friend? His attack is so clean, even we can't find any trace of him..."

Cai Yang: "Hey, what are you talking about? Tell the truth! The person concerned has the right to know the truth."

Neither Li Libang nor Zhang Jia said a word, and finally under Cai Yang's stalking, Li Libang finally coughed in embarrassment, and then said in a low voice: "Well...that's how it is...Actually...you took a good photo... ..."

Cai Yang kicked Li Libang under the table: "Don't talk nonsense! Get to the point!"

Li Libang was in pain, and immediately spit out the sentence obediently: "There are many people who have taken a fancy to you and left you a message asking for 419!"

Zhang Jia raised his forehead and lost a look of "how can you be so straightforward".

Cai Yang: "..."

Li Libang picked up the plate vigilantly, and was on alert, ready for Cai Yang to turn into a fire dragon and spit fire on him at any time.

However, after a long time, Cai Yang did not go berserk.Li Libang was puzzled, Zhang Jia also took off the hand covering his eyes, and the two looked at Cai Yang together.

Cai Yang was silent for a moment, and finally said: "...what is 419?"

The sound of falling to the ground twice...

Xiao Cai, how pure are you...

No matter how stupid Li Libang was, he would never be so stupid as to explain to Cai Yang what 419 was, and Zhang Jia even had an expression of being unpredictable.

Cai Yang became more and more curious, so he took out his mobile phone and searched online.

If there is a problem, find Du Niang, as long as there is an Internet these days, there is nothing that cannot be solved.

The two ITs have been squatting on the edge of the table carefully observing the changes in Cai Yang's expression. They saw the latter frowning and biting the tip of his tongue frantically clicking on the phone, watching for a while, and then...

He even smiled smugly!

Zhang Jia, Li Libang: ...? !

Cai Yang raised his beautiful eyebrows upwards, and there was such a romantic look in his eyes. He smiled and said, "Hey, I thought it was something, isn't it just 419! Why do you feel sorry for me? This is a good thing. Son!"

Zhang Jia, Li Libang: ...

Then Cai Yang touched his chin with a good feeling about himself, brushed his hair, looked up and saw the cracked expressions on the faces of the two people, and said helplessly: "Don't, brothers, don't look at me like that, it makes me uncomfortable Sorry. Actually, I can understand your feelings. Looking at so many girls, you just want to follow me based on a photo... Ah, what... You may feel envious and jealous in your heart! But it doesn't matter Ways, people, temperament is here... innate! You can't force it! Are you right?"

Zhang Jia was stunned for a moment, then rested his hand on his forehead silently, and lowered his head to eat.

Li Libang stared blankly at Cai Yang, completely speechless.

Cai Yang was in a good mood during the next meal, and added rice twice to fill himself up, his face was rosy and he was full of energy.

Li Libang endured it for a long time, seeing Cai Yang's self-satisfied beating, finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he waited for Cai Yang to eat the last bite, and then said very "kindly": "That...Cai Yang ..."

Cai Yang: "Huh?"

Li Libang: "Just now...we may...not make it clear..."

Cai Yang: "What?"

Li Libang: "It's those... who leave messages for you on Weibo..."

Cai Yang: "How?"

Zhang Jia stood up suddenly: "I still have something to do, I'm leaving first, you guys continue." After speaking, he gave Li Libang a sad look, hung up his work card and left.

Cai Yang waved to him, and then turned his attention to Li Libang: "What's the matter? Tell me!"

Li Libang swallowed: "They are all men."

Cai Yang: "?"

Li Libang, who is not afraid of death, looked left and right, then held his breath and shouted continuously: "The people who left you a message asking for 419 are all men, all men, all men!!!"

After speaking, before Cai Yang had any reaction, he ran away.

The noisy cafeteria suddenly became very quiet.

Cai Yang, who was under everyone's horrified eyes: "..."

The author has something to say: The Story of Gaoqi Farm の5

Chickens like to catch worms on sheep.

The sheep has a bad temper, but every time the chick catches bugs for it, it is very quiet, lying quietly in the sun, its eyes almost narrowed into two lines.

When chickens catch worms for sheep, dogs always like to run around them, and sometimes jump up and throw the chickens to the ground.

On this day, the chicken had to catch worms for the sheep again. The sheep put the chicken on its back, but instead of lying down like before, the sheep walked slowly into the wheat field with the chicken.

chick:?

Sheep: ==

There are tall haystacks piled up in the wheat field, and the sheep stop and go, breaking up some of the haystacks from time to time, spreading them on the ground, and finally finding a place to lie down.The chick started to catch worms for the sheep.

Soon, the dog came running with its tongue out.Just like countless times before, I ran around the chicken and the sheep for a few laps, then chose a jumping point, kicked my legs on the ground, jumped up and prepared to pounce on the chicken!

However, the moment the dog stepped on the ground, the thick straw under its feet sank downward, revealing a big hole!

dog: 0v0

So the dog fell into the pit.

chick:……

Sheep: ^_^

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