Roommates are not straight

Relying on a confession letter and a photo taken in a supermarket, Comrade Cai Yang honorably gained a reputation in Qiandu Company and became the most popular newcomer in the company one month after joining the company.Its influence is so great that it even alarmed a certain high-level.

Guo Mingyuan walked into the senior project manager's office, and found that his immediate boss, Xia Chendong, was sitting in front of the computer with his chin propped up, showing a perverted smile.

"Are you looking for me?" Guo Mingyuan asked.

"Ah! Mingyuan... I heard that you are playing 5P with a bunch of cute little guys recently? How about it, is your body still able to take it?" The senior project manager looked away from the computer screen, and cared about the property in an extremely cheerful tone. lower health.

Guo Mingyuan's eyelids twitched, and then he spread his hands in a helpless gesture like pushing Tai Chi: "I can't help it, I'm poor, so I have to share with others to save rent, water and electricity."

Xia Chendong's two faint eyebrows were immediately raised in worry, and he said earnestly: "Yeah, the monthly salary of a senior R&D engineer is not enough, it's just a beggar! Mingyuan, you still come to the management to help me, Guaranteed to let you get the company's shares within three years!"

The personnel management system of Qiandu Company is clear and clear, which is a parallel system of technology and management.

Fresh graduates like Cai Yang are ordinary R&D engineers when they enter the company. After a few years of work, they will be promoted to senior R&D engineers, and then they will be chief R&D engineers.However, the chief R&D engineer is also a phoenix in the whole company, a god-like existence that is elusive and elusive.

The level of senior R&D engineers is the same as that of ordinary project managers in the management, so many technicians will transfer to the management after becoming senior R&D engineers, become project managers, and manage several departments under them.Ordinary project managers go up to senior project managers, managing dozens of departments.Then there is the vice president, who participates in major company decisions.The last is the president, the ultimate big boss.

For a big company like Qiandu, it is very difficult to climb up to the project manager and then go up.After all, the number of senior project managers is limited, and they already belong to the company's top management and hold company stocks. Relatively speaking, the liquidity is small, and the position is relatively stable. There is a small chance of vacancy, so it is difficult for project managers to be promoted. .But even so, senior R&D engineers are rushing for the position of project manager.

If there is anyone in the company who has been in the advanced research and development department for four years without any other thoughts, then it is Guo Mingyuan, a wonderful flower.

Facing the warm invitation from his immediate boss, Guo Mingyuan just hummed and said: "Chen Dong, you already knew that I have no pursuit, I just want to make a living. What's more, I can't do anything I can do these years." Done, your seat is very stable now, and you are not short of a handyman like me."

Disappointment flashed across Xia Chendong's eyes, but it did not affect the considerate smile on his lips in the slightest, "Yes, yes, I know that the small temple of Qiandu can't accommodate a big Buddha like you. But the reason why you have lived here for so long Isn’t it just to save enough money to go abroad for further study and continue to do your wonderful research? I don’t understand that your salary will increase faster when you enter the management team. In this way, isn’t it one step closer to your great and lofty goal? ?”

"People can't stand temptation." Guo Mingyuan smiled and laughed at himself, "An old man like me who has never seen anything in the world is afraid that if he stumbles, he will be hated forever. With such power over life and death, I don’t know what my surname is.”

Whether Guo Mingyuan said this was inadvertent or not is unknown, but Xia Chendong felt a bit of pointing and cursing in his ears. The two people who joined the company at the same time back then, one was obsessed with technology and the other was addicted to power. worlds apart.

The long and narrow fox eyes narrowed in a half-smile, looking kind and harmless.

"Everyone has their own aspirations. A person like me is a lifelong pedant. I wish I could find a corner of an ivory tower and die forever. It's a pity that I haven't saved enough money for retirement." Guo Mingyuan yawned boredly, "By the way, you Is there anything else you want to call me? I'll leave without me..."

Xia Chendong looked at a certain old man who was about to pat his ass and leave, and said in a melodious tone: "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. In our line of work, we are meant to eat youth food. Look, there are delicious newcomers coming in every year. This year... the quality is especially good."

Guo Mingyuan felt that there was something in Xia Chendong's old pervert's words, so he couldn't help feeling vigilant.

"Among the young people who just came here last month, what's the name of one? Cai Yang... right?" The old fox stroked his chin and licked his lips with the tip of his tongue.

"Don't...don't use that look..." Guo Mingyuan looked at his immediate boss with disgust. "I warn you, I don't care if you love a man, but don't hit that kid's attention!"

Xia Chendong raised his eyebrows, and looked at Guo Mingyuan meaningfully: "Oh? What? He's been fucked by you already?"

Guo Mingyuan's eyelids twitched again, and he couldn't help cursing: "Get lost!"

Xia Chendong was unmoved, turned his eyes back to the computer screen, and said with great interest: "I have seen his resume, it is very good, he has a very high talent in computer language conversion, and has won many national awards. Although There are many more famous graduates in the company than the school he was born in, but he is younger. He went to school at the age of four and graduated from college at the age of 19. Tsk tsk, counting... he is not yet 20 years old... No wonder watching Go up...so...well, fresh and delicious..."

Guo Mingyuan frowned: "You asked me to come to tell me that you plan to sexually harass my fellow apprentice?"

"No, no, I just want to make sure that I won't become a counterexample of 'A friend's wife can't be bullied'. You know, in some respects, I'm a very principled person." Xia Chendong said seriously.

Guo Mingyuan had to admit that although he had always been displeased with this Xia Chendong before, he had never had the urge to punch his evil face flat like now.

"That kid is straight, you should give up!" Guo Mingyuan said in a cool tone.

"I haven't tried it yet, how do I know whether it's straight or curved?" Xia Chendong was not affected at all, and put his hands together on his chin, which made him look more like a cunning fox.

"How dare you!" Guo Mingyuan's expression darkened completely.

"Oh dear friend, how can you deprive me of the right to pursue my lover?" Xia Chendong smiled brightly, his eyes sparkled eagerly.

When Guo Mingyuan came out of the senior manager's office, his face was very ugly. His assistant watched him wandering around in the office area of ​​the R&D department. Several small technicians asked him questions one after another, but he ignored them. In the end, he floated like a ghost. Into the computer language conversion group.

Just as Cai Yang finished the work at hand, he was holding the mouse with his paw, wondering whether to go to Weibo, which he hadn't dared to log in for several days, when he suddenly heard a commotion in the office.He raised his head and stretched his neck to take a look, and found that senior brother Guo Mingyuan was walking towards him.

"Brother? You...why are you here?" Cai Yang stared at the pack of jelly that Guo Mingyuan threw on his table, his face turned awkward.

"It just so happens that I have nothing to do and I'm free, so I came to see you." Guo Mingyuan said with a faint smile. don't go.

Cai Yang also happened to see that group of people, so he smiled and asked in a very ignorant manner: "Hey, senior brother, are they here to look for you? It seems that there is something very urgent."

Guo Mingyuan glanced at Cai Yang bitterly, lamenting in his heart that the child lacks a heart, and at the same time worried about his future in the workplace, then ignored Cai Yang's "kind" reminder, and directly threw out his brother's love and concern. Ask: "I haven't come to see you for so long at work, how is it? How do you feel? Are you tired?"

Cai Yang was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled a little embarrassedly: "Well, it's good! I like this job very much."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Cai Yang felt that when his elder brother heard that he was happy and comfortable at work, his eyes immediately revealed a look of disappointment.

"Oh...that's right." Guo Mingyuan nodded thoughtfully, then patted Cai Yang's shoulder earnestly, and said, "The most important thing about work is to be happy. If you are unhappy, you must not force it, you know?"

Cai Yang looked at Guo Mingyuan in a daze and said, "Yeah...it's quite happy..."

The corner of Guo Mingyuan's mouth twitched, and he continued to hint: "Actually, at your level, you should get a higher salary... Hey, the company still treats you badly. Do you want to think about it..."

Cai Yang had long felt that Senior Brother Guo Mingyuan was a bit unusual today, coupled with such persuasive words, with his IQ, he immediately understood what was going on!So he looked around mysteriously, and seeing no one was paying attention, he approached Guo Mingyuan, lowered his voice, and said seriously: "Brother...are you going out to do it alone?"

Guo Mingyuan's train of thought was interrupted: "??"

Cai Yang's voice was lowered, with a sneaky look on his face: "It's okay... Brother, as long as you say a word, I will naturally help when I need me! It doesn't matter what the salary is, just rely on our friendship? Give me something to eat That's it!"

Guo Mingyuan looked at Cai Yang's eyes that thought he was shrewd but very dumb, and suddenly had the urge to stuff this junior and junior group in his pocket and never let him see outsiders again.

What the hell is this kid thinking?Did you think he was digging a wall?

So Guo Mingyuan couldn't help wondering if he was aging too fast to keep up with the thinking of modern young people, so he could only sigh weakly and said, "I'm just afraid that you will not be happy here... Anyway, if there is something wrong recently If a strange person comes to you, just ignore him. If necessary, you can call the police. "

Outside the glass door of the natural language group, the overwhelmed technicians finally caught sight of an irresponsible senior R&D engineer, and rushed over as soon as their eyes lit up.

Guo Mingyuan frowned with a headache, then took out something from his pocket and stuffed it for Cai Yang, and then floated out like a ghost.

Cai Yang reacted for a long time, thinking about what kind of trouble he would encounter to the point of calling the police, and then belatedly shifted his gaze to the things Guo Mingyuan stuffed for him.

small bottle...

WTF?

Cai Yang turned the small bottle around, saw the words on it clearly, and almost popped his eyes out!

Anti... wolf spray? !

Brother, you have recently...couldn't you be entangled by some strange person...

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PS: Please don’t get entangled in the question of how many P, anyway, the final outcome is "they lived happily together"

Life is a process of scratching your head, why worry about the final result, right~~╮(╯▽╰)╭The Story of Gaoqi Farmの4

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Soon, the chicken ran to open the door for the cow.

When the cow pushed the door and walked into the farm, the fox hiding behind the bushes saw the chicken who came to open the door.

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