It's cheaper bro!

Bai Laosan actually knows how to cook!

After returning from the supermarket, Bai Laosan, who bought a lot of ingredients, actually rolled up his sleeves and cooked for me.

My parents are both researchers of the XX scientific research unit. They basically can’t turn on the fire for a few days at home throughout the year. Probably since I was weaned, my meals are packaged from the cafeteria. When I went to boarding in middle school, I also ate in the cafeteria. Having said that, except for the cafeteria, I really have no idea about cooking.

So, when I saw that the young master in my mind was able to roll up his sleeves and stir-fry vegetables with oil, and the stir-fry was sizzling, the admiration in my heart was like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly.

"See clearly?" Bai Laosan saw me staring at him in a daze, and suddenly squinted his eyes and smiled, wow, it actually made me a little dizzy for no reason, this girl has a pair of peach eyes, which are even more attractive than women's eyes.

"Ah, I can see clearly..." After I responded a few times indiscriminately, something was suddenly stuffed into my hand... I looked down, it was a shovel.

I hurriedly turned on the fire and poured oil, and turned my head to look-where are the eggs?

Bai Laosan silently handed over an egg, and I couldn't help but meet his eyes again. I felt my head buzzing, and when I turned around, I saw that the oil had started to smoke. The eggs were thrown into the frying pan.

"Ah!" Bai Laosan pulled me away, rushed over to turn off the fire, hurriedly fished out the white, yellow and white stuff from the oil, then turned his head to look at me, I think his His gaze was full of two words - idiot!

"I've already said it, I won't..." I muttered in a low voice, looking at the back of Bai Laosan washing the pot, baring my teeth.Bai Laosan seemed to have eyes behind him, suddenly turned his head and bared his teeth at me, I immediately stopped talking.

I don't know what Bai Laosan was thinking, but after he finished washing the pot, his expression had changed from the rage just now to a lot calmer.

"I think—we should learn to cook porridge instead." He said with a smile, but no matter how I look at it, I always feel that there is a bit of treachery in his smile.

"I'm hot." I scowled.

"Turn down the fire." Bai Laosan stretched out his hand to help me turn down the fire.

"I feel the heat behind my back!" I was even angrier.

"Then I'll take off your coat for you." Bai Laosan reached out and was about to unbutton my coat.

"MD, Bai Laosan! Get the hell out of here!" Cook porridge, cook porridge, I'm not a three-year-old kid, do I need you to teach me by hand?What, what kind of pose is this?He was actually standing behind me, with his left hand clasping my waist, and his right hand holding my hand holding the spoon. This... this... is this porridge?This TM is dancing tango!

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"Hey!" Suddenly a hand shook my eyes vigorously, "Youngest, what are you thinking, your face is full of YD, and your face is red!"

Zhao Lao Er stretched out his hand to grab me and wrapped it around with one arm. He was about 1.8 meters tall and easily trapped me in his arms.

Depend on!This action again, is I so petite and charming?A man can put me in his arms?When I change back, I will also find a woman like this to try, is this posture really comfortable!

"Get out of here!" I stomped on his toes fiercely. I don't know why, but my eyes didn't dare to glance at Bai Laosan, just looking at the gate, "Didn't you say you were going to eat barbecue? Let's go! Today, I'm going to kill you hard."

Bai Laosan drove us to the most famous night market in the city. The aroma of cumin wafting from the barbecue stand made my mouth water. Chicken wings, flat fish, mutton kebabs, etc. come for 100 yuan first, and I also ordered a dozen beers.

summer!This is the way to go!It's a pity that I can no longer walk the street shirtless like before. I couldn't help but look enviously at the tattooed muscular man sitting next to me. Back then, I also had biceps!Now--

I bowed my head, damn, only a pair of "pectoralis major muscles" are left.

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Bai Laosan came here when I had already started pouring my second bottle of beer. There were too many people, and it took almost half an hour to find a place to park.

I knocked the caps on the two bottles neatly, opened a bottle of beer, and handed it to him. He was also sweating from the heat, took it and poured half a bottle into it first.

"Old Ding, what are you looking at?" I noticed that Ding Dasha's eyes were suddenly staring in one direction, and he looked over while asking.

"Hey, it's not bad, Lao Ding has a good eye." I followed his gaze and immediately expressed the same appreciation. Standing in that direction was a fairly standard beauty with hair as short as one inch. , put on mousse, standing upright, the heavy makeup on the face is ignored, but the figure is quite attractive, the upper body is a low-cut tights with big breasts, and the first one is only enough to cover half of the buttocks Small hot pants, the fabrics of the whole body are probably not enough to make a shirt, but they are indeed delicious. Those two long legs, straight and white, are really comparable to sister Lin Chiling.

Zhao Lao Er shouted: "Where is it?" His eyes also drifted away.

Bai Laosan slapped me on the head, "What's so interesting about street girls, hurry up and eat!"

"It's too wasteful to be a street girl at that level?" I don't think so, but I don't dare to refute the tyrant, I can only obediently look away after grunting, and eat hard. When I think of going back, I will eat white porridge and boiled noodles , My stomach is like a bottomless pit, I can't wait to eat all this stall.

After a while, I had already had three bottles of beer, and I gradually felt unwell, and wanted to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to the toilet, who will go?"

Zhao Laoer immediately raised his hand, "I'll accompany you."

I stood up, but I didn't know whether it was because I got up too fast, or because I drank too much alcohol, and I felt dizzy. No way, there are only three bottles of beer. Based on my previous drinking capacity, at least half a dozen is not a problem, and I won't become a woman. , even the amount of alcohol has decreased, isn't it too cruel and inhumane?

I shook for a while, and felt a hand holding my waist. I felt hot, so I pushed it away and shook my head. Fortunately, I was just a little dizzy, and there was no double image, which meant that I was still awake. drunk.

As expected, this is the busiest night market in Linjiang City. It's almost ten o'clock, and there are crowds of people everywhere.Relying on Zhao Laoer to open the way in front, I can pass smoothly. Sure enough, it is right to arrest someone to accompany me.

The public toilets are so dirty!Smelling that smell from a distance makes me sick.

Dazed and drunk, I subconsciously walked towards the word "male".But he was held back by Zhao Lao Er, "Oh, my aunt, over there, hey, over there." While talking, he pushed me and sent me to the women's toilet.

"Damn, that's the women's room over there. You're trying to make me play like a hooligan when I don't know how to read." I twisted his arm and insisted on entering the men's room.

"Girl, you are a woman, you are a hooligan when you enter the men's restroom." Why does Zhao's second voice sound a little floaty?

"Damn, your mother is a woman, and I am a man!" I shook his hand violently, stretched my neck and rushed towards the men's toilet. I have been a man for 20 years, and I don't know if I am a man or a woman?

"Oh, my mother, you are really a woman, my aunt, you are drunk!" Zhao Laoer grabbed me tightly, his arms were strangling my neck, and I couldn't breathe.

"You bully me!" I turned my head and stared at Zhao Lao Er, thrusting my waist, raised my head, and glared at him angrily: "You! Ding Dasha! Bai Lao San! You all bully me! Don't think I don't know, you all want to You took advantage of me, didn’t let me go back to the dormitory, didn’t let me work, just locked me at home alone, now! You don’t even let me go to the toilet!” The more I talked, the more I felt wronged, I couldn’t be more wronged, "One, two, three of you, you are all bastards, you are all bad guys, you are all bastards!"

"Youngest, youngest, oops! Well, well, we are bastards, you, you, you, you can curse at others, don't bite me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

"I want to go to the bathroom! I want to go to the men's room!" I hopped around, turned around and saw someone looking at me, I immediately stared at me, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a man go to the toilet? Look at me again I'll pee for you now!"

"Help—" I vaguely heard someone screaming...

I don't remember which toilet I went to in the end, but I remember I stood and dug down for a long time, but I couldn't touch the penis, which made me very upset. I couldn't help feeling sad and squatted down. When peeing, I couldn't help crying again, I became a eunuch!

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After coming out of the toilet, I felt relaxed all over my body, as if my brain was a little clearer, and the feeling of dizziness was also slightly weakened. At least I felt that although my feet were a little floating, I should be walking in a straight line.

"Yo..." I looked up, haha, what a coincidence, what a coincidence, that beautiful woman walked face to face with me just now.Immediately, I just felt an itch in my heart. I rushed over to strike up a conversation in three steps at a time, put on a smiling face that I thought was the most handsome, and gave the beautiful woman a big smile: "Sister, why are you alone? Brother, please ..."

Before I finished speaking, I was pulled violently by a strong force, and my body bounced back and hit a thick chest with a bang. The familiar faint pine smell made me feel very reliable and relaxed, and my ankle immediately felt He didn't listen, and fell into that person's arms as soon as his body went limp.

And then... nothing but chaos remained in the memory—

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