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How difficult is housework?Is it still rare for me, Uncle Ji Weiji?Laozi Primary School is a good student on duty, and is often responsible for taking out the garbage.

I walked into Laosan Bai's room with a mop and hummed a little song. Speaking of which, I have lived in it for a few days, and this is the first time I have entered his room.

Yoho, as expected, he is the cleanest man in our dormitory, he can actually make the quilt!When he got up, he even made the quilt and sheets neatly like a hotel. I stared at his neatly made bed for a while, and recalled the appearance of the room I slept in. I want to ask, are you fucking a man, Mr. Bai?

I dragged the mop around his room a few times, nodded, and thought it was all right, then turned around and went to tidy up the living room. Fortunately, although the house is big, it doesn’t have much furniture, so it’s not too strenuous to clean.As for my own room, I felt exhausted after tidying up the living room, so I looked up at the door. Anyway, I live by myself, so I don’t need to be particular about it, as long as I don’t think it’s dirty.

Satisfied, I looked at the wet floor, crossed my legs, and lay down on the sofa to watch TV.

The sound of the TV was still playing, and I fell asleep without knowing it. I don’t know how long I slept. Suddenly, I felt as if some flying insects brushed my cheeks, which were itchy. I waved my hands to drive away the annoying insects, and stayed for a while. Suddenly, my cheek hurt, and I woke up suddenly, only to realize that the flesh on my face was twisted hard and pinched hard.

"Ahhh!!!" I kicked it over, got up covering my face, and glared at the attacker.

But I saw the sneak attacker looked at me with half a smile, half anger, half anger, which made me very puzzled.

I rubbed my face vigorously, "Why are you pinching me!"

"I'm back!" Bai Laosan dropped the things in his hands and sat down beside me.

"I see you coming back with both eyes. I mean why are you pinching me?" I was mad.

"I just want to tell you that I'm back." The third brother Bai embraced me by the shoulders.

I was speechless, "Okay." I nodded, and then twisted his waist hard. Amidst his screams, I responded with a smile: "I really saw you coming back."

Bai Laosan bared his teeth at me, I thought he would continue to fight back, and hurriedly put on a defensive posture, but to my surprise, he didn't fight back, just stared at me through gritted teeth, and said, "Your hands are black enough!" Now, I didn't have to twist you so hard, it's your waist, if you twist it, you have to be responsible."

I sneered, "I've got my face twisted, are you responsible?"

"Then I'll be absolutely responsible to the end." Bai Laosan's face suddenly changed, which made me tremble in my heart. I don't know when it started. I subconsciously felt that my heart couldn't take it when she put on a serious face. Could it be that The so-called domineering spirit?Depend on!That Lao Tzu is too insensitive, no, this problem has to be corrected, otherwise, if he finds out, he will not be bullied to death by him in the future?

I quickly changed the subject, and proudly expressed my gratitude to Bai Laosan: "Xiaobai, have you noticed any changes in your family?"

Bai Laosan was stunned for a moment, and then he showed the weird expression of half smile, half anger, and half anger when I just woke up. I was a little at a loss, but judging by his appearance, it was obvious that he hadn't noticed my grades yet, so I was very excited. At the beginning, he said to him very proudly: "Look, I cleaned your house inside and out, how about it? Clean it?"

"Did you mop the floor?" He suddenly said.

I nodded hastily, and slapped him on the shoulder to praise him: "He is indeed a good boss, and the employees can find any achievements. How about it, are you satisfied? Will you give me a salary increase?"

"You mopped the floor so cleanly..." He suddenly moved away from me, making me look over the sofa and look at the large floor behind, with a big painted face...

I think--

I may have made a mistake...

In the afternoon, Bai Laosan didn't go to work, and mopped all the floors at home, by the way...

At noon, what we ate was instant noodles!

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On the weekend, I finally cooked the first pot of porridge in my life, which fully embodies the standard requirements of the relief porridge in the X Dynasty-insert chopsticks without falling over!and!Really not confused!

When I brought the porridge pot to the table, I felt that making porridge was really not difficult at all, as long as I kept staring at the pot for an hour and a half without moving it, and kept stirring it, it would be fine.

There were three big men sitting around the table, one holding a big bowl in his hand, staring longingly at the pot in my hand.

Ding Dasha took the first one, and before I put the pot on the table, he filled a big bowl, took a big gulp, and it was so hot that he hugged his tongue and jumped.

Zhao Lao Er looked at me, with tears rolling in his eyes, that moving little eyes, that gratifying expression, made me feel like a thorn in my back.

Bai Laosan was the calmest one. He took the pot in my hand, looked at the sticky rice porridge inside, and nodded: "Next time the school holds an event, I recommend you to make rice paste."

I gritted my teeth, "Okay, it'd better stick to your mouth!"

Zhao Laoer pulled me over and sat beside him, looking at me affectionately: "Youngest, are you over [-]? Let's go get the certificate tomorrow, brother, I'll pay nine yuan!"

I scooped up a spoonful of porridge and stuffed it into his mouth without a smile on my face, "Okay, I'll poison you after I get the certificate, and all your inheritance will be mine."

"Brother, my only inheritance is the box of 'boutique' magazines under the bed. I knew you would miss it a long time ago. Don't poison me to death. If you promise us to collect the certificate tomorrow, my brother will give it to you as a betrothal gift tonight. But seeing how the actual combat is fun, the spring night is short, how about brother come to accompany you tonight?"

I smiled at him, "Come on, who is afraid of whom? My scissors hands are useless after learning, and I am waiting for you to be a prostitute!"

"I'm coming too!"

Depend on!Who is so elegant?I turned my head and saw that it was Ding Dasha covering his mouth and raising his hands. I suddenly understood that an illiterate can become a literati under the premise of burning his tongue.

"My house has security equipment. If strangers enter at night, they will be electrocuted." Sitting across from him, slowly drinking "paste" with a piece of fermented bean curd, Bai Laosan suddenly snorted coldly.

Zhao Laoer immediately turned the finger on him dissatisfied: "How dare you say that you have been alone with the youngest during this time, and I don't know if you, a beast in clothes, have done any bad things. Lao Ding and I haven't talked to you yet." You settle accounts, how dare you gossip? The youngest is the public property of our 414 dormitory, you can't occupy it by yourself!"

I picked up the spoon and called out to Zhao Lao Er, MD, let you say that Lao Tzu is public property!

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The pot of porridge had bottomed out, Ding Dasha even poked his head in and licked the bottom of the pot, and then everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, Zhao Laoer rubbed his stomach, and asked with an unsatisfied expression: "Are you full?"

I remained silent, and out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at Bai Laosan who only grabbed a bowl and a half of porridge from the beginning to the end.

Bai Laosan seemed to have noticed my guilty look, and gently put down the bowl, "Let's go out for barbecue."

I jumped up as soon as I jumped up. These days, my mouth is going to be full of birds. From instant noodles to boiled noodles, from boiled noodles to boiled porridge, I thought Bai Laosan would definitely not be able to stand it. The abuse brought Xiao Song back, who knew that this girl seemed to have no sense of taste, since I changed the instant noodles to boiled noodles, he came back with two cans of pickles, and he ate them deliciously. Forcing me to eat together!I felt like throwing up after eating, and he still acted like a normal person.

The day before yesterday I finally couldn't help but tell the truth and confessed: "I can't cook."

"You can learn." The girl snorted as she put the noodles into her mouth.

"The vegetables in the refrigerator are all smelly."

"Then throw it away, and I'll take you to buy a new one later."

"I won't do it if I buy it."

"You can always learn."

I couldn't help jumping: "A gentleman is far away from the kitchen, I don't want to go into the kitchen."

"You are a woman now."

"I'll change back one day."

"What day?" He suddenly looked up at me from the noodle bowl, and I choked on my breath.

"I can't cook! I can only eat but can't cook since I was a child! Do you understand? If you force me into the kitchen again, I will set fire to your house!" I was annoyed by him. Is it considered to be under the fence?Does this count as being oppressed and exploited?Evil bourgeois young master!

"I teach you."

Bump - I hit my head on the table.

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