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"Xiao Ji..."

"The youngest..."

Two ice packs were stretched out from one left and one right, and I slapped the left and right back. I just stared at the waiter with a bust of 36 and a waist of 24 in front of me.XXX next to the university (author’s note: it’s the one that sells fried chicken. As for the specific name, it depends on which uncle or grandpa pays for the advertisement, so I’ll fill in whichever one) is good. The ice cubes are free, and they know how to make full use of resources Advantage, look at the little girls who are waiting for you one by one, each of them is full of water.

"We didn't do it on purpose. You said that men fight, what are you doing?" Zhao Lao Er retracted his hand and put the ice pack on his dark circles, but Bai Lao San refused to give up and slapped my hand away I forcefully applied an ice pack to the red and swollen corner of my mouth, which made me hiss in pain.

"If it wasn't for Lao Tzu's special situation right now, I'd beat you up to eight!" I hummed and glared at Zhao's second son angrily.

"Okay, okay, now you can beat me eight times, I surrender, can I surrender?" Zhao Laoer raised his hands, looking like a traitor.

"It's getting late, let's go home first." Bai Laosan looked at his watch and suddenly said.Zhao Laoer and I were taken aback for a moment. We were so busy fighting and persuading fights just now that we forgot the embarrassment. At this moment, Bai Laosan suddenly said calmly that he wanted to go home. My mind instantly rewound the incident last night. That dishonest little heart beat wildly again in an instant.

"What home? I've already arranged the youngest's place." Zhao Laoer frowned, and threw the ice pack on the table with a slap, and looked at Bai Laosan coldly.

"Where do you live?" Bai Laosan squinted at the postgraduate dormitory in the distance, full of disdain and dissatisfaction in his eyes. "I don't know what you are doing? In the past, when a female classmate came here, she asked her senior to help you find an empty bed. Let alone the bed is not clean, and you don't even think about where it is. With a female doctor, you dare to let Xiao Ji sleep in that room? When the time comes..."

After hearing Bai Laosan's words, Zhao Laoer's expression immediately became serious.

Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!You are serious P!Ten thousand grass mud horses galloped past in my heart.I like to go to a place full of wolf girls. There are all high-quality and high-pursuing sisters there. If you are close to the water, you will get the moon first. Maybe my body will return to normal in a few days. Can have a period of pure sibling love!Didn’t the old man say that if you want to turn back into a man, there are complex psychological and physiological factors, maybe, when I fall in love with a girl, when I feel impulsive, what kind of small universe explodes, my cute My little brother can be recruited back.

then--

"The marriage of bad people will go to the [-]th floor of hell!" I gritted my teeth and looked at Bai Laosan.

Bai Laosan changed the hand that applied the ice pack to me, and said without looking at me: "I've been in hell...waiting for you." The last three words of his words were very soft, I don't know I'm sure I didn't hear clearly, but I reckon it's not a good thing to say anyway, so I should just hear him admit that he is a bad person.

"It's okay to go back to your place, but you can't be alone with the youngest, I want to live too." Zhao Laoer poked his neck, full of momentum, but his words were very shameless.

"No!" Old Bai replied quite directly.

"Then I'll call my senior, she must have an empty bed. You should know where the youngest will choose, right?" Second Zhao said in a low voice, close to third Bai's ear.

Throw the table!

You think I can't hear you if you lower your voice, don't you know that my nickname is Tianertong?In the middle of the night, a mosquito flew past in the bedroom, and I could tell it was male and female. (Author's note: That's because the stomach is so round that it can't even fly, it must be a female.)

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"Okay, stop making trouble and go home." Bai Laosan stood up and patted my head, pat my hair!I'm not a puppy!I flicked his paw away angrily.

"No, I'm going to sleep with my senior!" When I think of a beautiful and mature senior, I feel that the world is full of love.

"There is no air-conditioning in the postgraduate dormitory!" Bai Laosan calmly raised his eyes and looked outside at the scorching sun that could burn people to dryness.I subconsciously followed and looked over, across the aisle, next to the clean and transparent glass, no one dared to sit at any table that could see through the sunlight, because the butt would probably be cooked.This kind of weather...no air-conditioning...ah...this is indeed a very real problem...

But...a beautiful and mature senior...

I'm tangled, I'm terribly tangled...

"Old Zhao, bring your mobile phone." Bai Laosan stretched out his hand to Zhao Laosan. I couldn't understand it, and Zhao Laosan was also puzzled. Although he was a little reluctant, Comrade Zhao Laosan still handed the phone to Bai Laosan.

"This is the senior you want to live with." Bai Lao San fumbled through Zhao Lao Er's mobile phone, and found a picture package in a short while.

In this world, ideals are full, but reality is always skinny...

"...First statement! I don't cook!" I stood up and strode out.I decided to go back, at least there is an air conditioner blowing in every corner of Bai Laosan's house.And... I really can't do anything to my senior with a big belly!

Don't they say that there are many saintesses these days, and there are many saintesses?Senior sister, why didn't you persist until I came to save you?In fact, being a saint is also a virtue!Comrades, do you think so? !

When I got home, the three of them were covered in sweat. It wasn't until I wanted to change clothes that I suddenly realized——

Depend on!I ran outside for a day and a night, and I was actually wearing knee-length T-shirt-style pajamas, not even underwear. I have lost so much money along the way!

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Monday, nine o'clock in the morning!

I tiptoed out of the room and carefully looked around in the hallway, but there was no one there!Then, he sneaked a glance at the room next door to Bai Laosan, OK, the door is open, and there is no one inside.I was half relieved, and continued to go downstairs quietly, squatting at the corner of the half-stairs and peeping at the living room, quietly, but no one was there!It should be an internship at work.

I breathed a sigh of relief, went downstairs with confidence, went to the kitchen to find something to eat, and took out the wrapped sandwich and my favorite peanut butter from the refrigerator while humming.

"wake up?"

Suddenly a voice sounded behind me——

"Oh my god!" I screamed, jumped up in fright, and the peanut butter that had been unscrewed in my hand flew straight towards the head of the culprit.

Someone immediately stretched out his hand to pick it up, and I really wanted to shout—"Move quickly! Don't pick it up!" But at this moment, it was too late to say anything. Of course the bottle fell firmly into someone's hand, but that The bottle full of greasy peanut butter "snapped" along the tangent direction of the parabola, perfectly interpreting a realistic version of enlightenment.

And then... there's nothing and then...

I still maintained my stupid look after being frightened, and the third white boy who sneaked up behind me to scare me stopped at the kitchen door in a more stupid way than me. Within five seconds, we all froze without any reaction up.

until--

snap...

A large piece of peanut butter slipped from Bai Lao San's hair, slipped across his mottled handsome face, rolled over his snow-white shirt, wiped his straight pants, and finally... in a gesture of reluctance, as if a The lump of dog shit fell lazily, and proudly stuck to his shiny high-end leather shoes.

"Ah, you, don't move around, I, I'm going to find you a towel!" It wasn't until my eyes fell on his leather shoes along the piece of peanut butter that I suddenly realized what happened, and then panicked The horses were chaotic, looking for towels everywhere.

Bai Laosan froze in place, not daring to move, otherwise the place would be a mess.I hurriedly handed him a towel, and he quickly wiped off the peanut butter on the top of his head, and wiped off the big lumps of sticky matter on his clothes and shoulders before he dared to walk to the pool Keep cleaning up.

However, after only two steps, he suddenly turned his head and looked at me with a strange look.

Immediately, the hairs all over my body stood on end.

"Where did you get the towel?" he asked.

Where did I get the dizzy one just now? I turned around and searched for it, and finally pointed to something.

"It's a tablecloth! Stupid!"

Isn't a tablecloth just right for rubbing peanut butter?I'm at a loss.

"I must have owed you a lot of money in my previous life, a lot...a lot...a lot of money..." Bai Laosan glanced at me weakly and shook his head slightly.

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The peanut butter was gone, and I was just gnawing on the sandwich, which was pretty bland.While chewing, I peeked upstairs, Bai Laosan went up to take a shower, but he should come down soon.

Why didn't he go to work?I kept beating a snare drum in my heart.Seeing that he has been fishing for three days and posting nets for two days, it really is good for his own company. If he had left with another company, he would have been fired by the boss long ago.

Sure enough, after a while, Bai Laosan changed into fresh clothes and came down after wiping his dripping hair.

I nervously crossed my legs and shrank to a corner of the sofa, wanting to see his expression, but I was afraid of getting angry.

"Okay, don't shrink back, if you shrink again, you will fall."

What is a crow's mouth, this is a crow's mouth!As soon as he finished speaking, I shrank back too much and fell down from the other side of the imperial concubine's bed.

After being picked up from the ground with his arms and arms, my face flushed red.I thought very sadly and indignantly: Why!Why in front of this guy, I always do things that embarrass me and go to my grandma's house?

"You, why didn't you go to work?" I asked bluntly, my eyes subconsciously fell on his shirt that was soaked in water. The thin silk white shirt stuck to his body as soon as it got wet. His thin and distinct collarbone could be clearly seen, and suddenly, his mouth felt a little dry for no reason.Maybe the sandwich I ate just now was too salty...

Bai Lao San didn't answer me immediately, but just brushed his hair slowly.It took a long time before he opened his mouth, and said slowly: "What happened that day..."

"Ah!" I yelled and interrupted him, "What day? What day? What happened? Ah? Hey, hey..." I scratched my head, desperately.

Bai Laosan frowned and looked at me. After I waved my hands and yelled, he said helplessly: "Can you stop pretending to be a turtle?"

"Hey, the tortoise is very cute. Do you know that when I was young, my favorite thing to raise was the tortoise. I also have a tortoise called..."

"Ji Wei!" Bai Laosan kept yelling, which made me tremble instantly, what are you doing?what?How loud is that?

"What happened that night, if you really want to pretend it never happened, that's up to you, but I won't pretend it never happened, do you understand?" Bai Laosan's serious expression and voice scared me, and I didn't know Unknowingly, the smile on my face slowly faded away.

"I'm a man." I lowered my head, and when I said this, I looked at my breasts, which were enough to disdain more than 90% of women. At this moment, I really felt sad, powerless, and terrified.

"Ji Wei." Bai Laosan got up suddenly, threw away the towel and sat down next to me, "Although you are quite an idiot sometimes, but... you are not stupid, are you?"

I looked at him quietly, without saying a word.

"The night before yesterday, I actually followed you and Zhao Laoer all the time. I also called your parents. I talked with my uncle for a long time, and he also told me about your situation. I think, if If you really want to turn back into a man, you can definitely do it. It will only take a few years at most. I heard from my uncle that you can change back in a few weeks. In fact, you don’t have to worry about it. But,” his voice suddenly changed Shen, I couldn't help but look up at him, looking into his deep sea-like eyes, "He also said that this matter actually follows you, and it is the truest wish in your heart. Are you sure, you Did you really see clearly?"

See clearly?Do I need to see clearly?I am a man, I have been a man for nearly 20 years, and in the future, I will only be a man... Isn't it?

"Whether you are a man or a woman, and no matter how long it takes you to come out of the turtle shell, I just want to tell you that I will not change, I am here, always here." Sitting next to me, close but not crowded, so close that I can feel his body temperature, but not hot.

After saying these words, Bai Laosan finally grabbed the car keys and went out, while I seemed to be exhausted, and could only lie down on the sofa weakly, with only one thought in my mind——

Bai Shaohan, you're really nothing!

The author has something to say: I said yesterday that I wanted to write about campus life, but today I started to write, but I felt that Bai Laosan should confess his love before the campus, otherwise, the kiss seemed to pass without an explanation, and he would always be embarrassed there. Now Bai Laosan San finally figured it out, and when he started campus life, he had even more reason to dance around Ji Xiaobaiji.

Let me tell you what I think, right?

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