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I felt traumatized so badly that I suffered from insomnia.I stared at the ceiling with my eyes open, my mind was like a revolving lantern, and I kept flashing back to what happened before—it doesn’t matter if my mother is a man!My dad actually thinks that if I don't change my gender, I'm unlucky!And in the end, all the sound images disappeared, leaving only one face constantly zooming in and out in front of my eyes...

Damn, Bai Lao San, what kind of flirt are you flirting with me!The more I think about it, the more angry I get, the more I think about it, the more I can't sleep. The more I think about it, the feelings that I forgot to react to come back more clearly, including the soft, hot, and slightly moist touch on my lips...

ah~~ah~~ah~~

I couldn't help turning over again.

Suddenly, there was a snap, and my eyes were so bright that I immediately covered my eyes. After squinting for a long time, I realized that it was Zhao Laoer who got up and slapped the wall lamp on.

He looked sleepy, and he sat up helplessly and looked down at me: "It's past three o'clock, ancestor, can't you stop for a while?"

I looked back at him with a miserable face, "I can't sleep."

Zhao Laoer's head slammed down heavily, "Are you usually heartless? Last time you confessed to our class flower, but you ran too fast with the love letter in your hand, and fell in front of her. Shit, at noon Didn't you sleep like a pig when you went back?"

I rolled my eyes at him, is this and that the same thing?

"Really can't sleep?" Zhao Lao Er sighed, I nodded weakly, I went to bed early if I could fall asleep, and I blamed the aunt downstairs, who scared away all the sleepy bugs in me with one sentence, and I haven't found it until midnight return.

"Hold out your hand." Zhao Lao Er suddenly stretched out his hand towards me.

"Why?" Since the Xiaobai incident happened last night, I was subconsciously a little nervous about the intimate contact with men. It seemed that something was punctured all of a sudden last night, which made me sensitive and vigilant to some things. stand up.

Seeing me subconsciously withdrawing my hand, Zhao Laoer was slightly startled, and suddenly reached out and patted my head, "What can I do, help you cure insomnia, pig! Hurry up! Stretch out your hand!"

I hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't bear the temptation to sleep and handed my hand to Zhao Lao Er.

Zhao Laoer grabbed my hand, fell down with a bang, turned off the light, and then grabbed my hand and pressed it on his chest, "Count, count my heartbeat, you will fall asleep after a while Before the exam, I often count by myself, and fell asleep after counting for a while."

I have a black thread, so I might as well count the dumplings.

However, maybe this night really made me a little upset, and I felt a steady and even heartbeat coming from under my hands, which seemed to really have a soothing effect, so I actually really foolishly followed his method Counted his heartbeats, and counted... maybe 150th six?When it was still 160 five times, I really fell asleep in a daze.

Not sleeping at night, getting up in the morning, typical night owl syndrome.In view of the fact that I became a night owl reluctantly last night and directly or indirectly affected Zhao's second child's sleep quality, so we both stayed in bed together in the morning until almost twelve o'clock, You have to get up when you check out.

When I went downstairs to check out, the aunt who was still sitting in her seat looked at the clock calmly, and then glanced at us again. That look only made me think, "Auntie, can you not use that Look at Zhao Lao Er with admiration, and then look at me with sympathy?"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I am a dividing line with no lower limit++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++

The senior sister Zhao Laoer is looking for has already studied in graduate school, and she is working part-time during the summer vacation, and has a good relationship with Zhao Laoer.To find someone in the postgraduate dormitory, you have to pass by our dormitory on the way.

I kept my head down and walked like a defeated rooster all the way, but I couldn’t cheer up. When I passed by the downstairs of my own dormitory, I finally raised my head and wanted to take a second look with infinite attachment, but unexpectedly, as soon as I lifted my eyelids, I saw a A "pillar" guards the stairs on the first floor.Thief eyebrows and mouse eyes seem to be equipped with radar, constantly scanning around.If you don't know him, you may think that this guy joined the school patrol sometime and came here to catch thieves.

"Let's go, let's go." I pushed Zhao Lao Er violently, and he jumped out with the wind on the soles of his feet.

Before Zhao Laoer could react, he opened his mouth and shouted: "Why are you running? Senior sister should go to eat now, there is no use in rushing."

Keep your voice down and you'll die!

Originally, I planned to sneak over there, but thanks to the gift of Zhao's second son with a big mouth, even the brothers and sisters who were talking in the small woods next to me let go of their tightly held hands and looked in my direction.Not to mention that - the human-shaped pillar.

"Ji Wei!"

Hearing a cry over there, I turned around and saw that Zhao Laoer's face changed instantly, and suddenly he stretched out his hand, grabbed me, and drove me forward in two steps, dragging me with strides Walk towards the graduate building.Hello!Hello!Just now who said that the senior sister went to eat, it's useless to hurry.

"Ji Wei!" The person who was chasing up behind shouted even more urgently, I just pretended not to hear it, and just focused on trying to catch up with Zhao Laoer's 1.5-meter step.

"Ji Wei!" The people behind seemed to be furious, and the voice was not only getting closer, but also obviously mixed with anger.I was so yelled at that I subconsciously paused. When Zhao Lao Er was pulled by me, his step of 1.5 meters was dragged to a step of 1.2 meters.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I am a dividing line with no lower limit++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++

"Zhao Yafeng, where are you taking Ji Wei?" The person behind hurriedly ran a few steps, and stopped in front of Zhao's second son, and stopped me as well.

"Are you in charge?" Zhao Lao Er glared at Bai Lao San with an unkind expression.

"You don't know how special Ji Wei's situation is now? You brought him out, what should you do if something happens?" Bai Laosan stared at the hand that was holding Zhao Laoer for several seconds before turning his gaze away Looking back on Zhao Laoer's face, he growled angrily at Zhao Laoer.

"It's because of his special situation that he can't be put together with you, and accidents are more likely to happen!" Zhao Laoer immediately fought back not to be outdone.

"It's easy to have accidents with me, but it's safe to be with you?" Bai Er's face was gloomy, "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, I haven't asked about the inexplicable breaking of the board of the youngest bed last semester. And you."

last semester?Broken bed?

I rolled my eyes up and down, as if something like this happened. It was not long after I entered university last September. One night, I was sleeping well. When I turned over, the bed board suddenly broke, and four or five pieces were broken. It caused me to fall directly from my own bunk onto Zhao's Second's bunk. Fortunately, Zhao's Second got up and went to the bathroom at that time, otherwise, his ribs would probably be broken like a bed board.For this matter, I negotiated with the school for nearly a week before I found someone to replace the bed board for me. In those few days, I had to make do with being squeezed in a small bed with Zhao's second child for six or seven days.

But... what does this have to do with Zhao Laoer?I scratch my head.

Zhao's second son's face turned slightly blue, "Then the youngest's lunch box and cup always disappear and who should I ask?"

my lunchbox?

Yes, although I admit that I was a little sloppy when I was young and always lost things, but from elementary school to middle school, I only lost lunch boxes three or four times and keys four or five times in total.However, since I entered college, I lost two lunch boxes and one glass of water almost a month on average.Later, I finally got bored, and Xiaobai also advised me not to buy it at all, and put it in his lunch box to eat together. He also has a very good habit of putting a large glass of cold boiled water in the cup every morning before going out. , Every time I came back from playing golf and I was thirsty, I took it and drank it up, and he never had any objections, so I became a habit and used his cup as my own cup.

But... What does this matter have to do with Bai Laosan?I continue to scratch my head.

Bai Lao San and Zhao Lao Er, who are popular figures in the school, stared at me and I glared at you in front of the public, plus the dark circles under their eyes caused by the fight last night, their faces were covered with stains, and they looked like black eyes chicken.

Bai Laosan's fist was already clenched, and Zhao Laoer's second let go of my hand and began to move his knuckles.

what?What is this for?Are you going to fight again in public?

MMD, where is this?This is a school, no matter what, it will be at least another three years.What do these two mean?They're all three-year-olds?If you have a problem, go straight to the fist?It's too damn damaging the image of the four famous grasses in our legendary Room 403.

At this time, it is necessary to fully reflect the glorious image of Ji Lao Si who is wise and martial.So, at the moment when the two of them were standing closer and closer, and the cockfighting posture was getting more and more full, I jumped out from the back of Zhao Laoer with a "huh", jumped into the middle of them, and was about to raise my arms high. Shouted, "Stop!"

However, the next moment, I was in a tragedy...

my face……

I was hit from two directions at the same time. Although because of my height, I didn't bear all their strength when I was hit, but at this moment, I realized that as a woman, I was hit by two men at the same time. What a tragic thing it was to be hit with his fist——

"I'm going to the Women's Federation to file a complaint against you..." I gritted my teeth and said this, then squatted down and covered my face and cried loudly.

The author has something to say: Can you see the update time in the collection?Why is it that I updated it, but my update time is still on the 14th in the collection, it's so tragic.

By the way, a MM asked me before if I could confirm the update time. I thought about this question seriously. Basically, I think it should be possible to update once every two to three days. Because of streaking, so, daily update Unless I'm in a particularly good mood, the possibility is unlikely, but don't worry, just look at the pits I have completed before, and I have insisted on filling in the pits of more than 50, 40, and 30. The pits are quite valuable. Guaranteed, don't worry.It will definitely not fool everyone.