The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

If the parrot had also opened its spiritual aperture, Custodian would flap his wings and slap his face with ashes.

What's the matter, you can't rely on other things to protect the innocence of your cub, so you have to sacrifice a bird like me that is also innocent?

——It's really realistic.

This is the face of the world.

Its face of bird hair is obviously not as cute as Si Jing's cat hair, and the studio staff sold it very smoothly, and sent it to Kan Ze's car, including the cage and bird, and the leftover dried fish was also gone. I put it on.Si Jing sat firmly in Kan Ze's arms, and closed his mouth a little guilty, not daring to meow casually, for fear of revealing the fishy smell in his mouth.

Kan Ze rubbed his stomach with his hands, like rubbing a warm hot water bottle.The water in the hot water bottle was bulging and limp, and the flesh was squeezing back and forth in his hands.

Si Jing didn't bark, he didn't even kick him, he was so obedient, like a fake cat.

Obviously, the shadow of being caught on the spot before has not completely dissipated.

Fang Yuandao sent them home, and the poster of Si Jing in the box was also sent up. It was a big box full, and the weight was not light. He brought them into the room, gasping for breath tiredly.

"Hang up now?"

Kan Ze said, "Later."

Fang Yuandao rubbed his hands and said, "Then I'll go first, let's talk about what's going on—Brother Kan, there's still an announcement tomorrow morning, I'll pick you up then."

He was different from a manager like Yuan Fang, he never was a mother-in-law, and he went downstairs alone with his gold-rimmed glasses.Kan Ze held the birdcage in one hand and hugged the cat like a child in the other, and suddenly laughed.

"Still eating?"

Si Jing spread his legs in his arms, his posture was quite unsightly.

"Ok?"

If you eat it secretly, you eat it anyway, and you swallow it anyway—why are you so talkative.

Si Jing struggled out of his arms, and walked into the bathroom proudly with his tail up.The cat litter box was placed in the corner of the bathroom, and he got into it headlong, his expression still condescending, as if he was visiting a concubine when he went to the bathroom.

When he came back from the burial, Kan Ze was on the phone.

The bird cage was placed on the table, and the parrot in it came here suddenly, and felt a little uncomfortable, curled up in a corner of the cage and shivered.Si Jing bit the tablecloth and struggled to climb up to the table, stuffed his claws in, trying to feel if there were any bird eggs in its cage.

The parrot was jumping and flying in the cage, screaming fiercely.

"cat--"

Even the staff member who was on the phone with Kan Ze heard it, and asked several questions in surprise.

What's it called, Si Jing patted it.

Scared like this, my brother won't eat you again.

Don't you just see if you are a male bird or a female bird?

mean.

His paw opened the door of the cage, and he poked his head in, bursting out with a great thirst for knowledge.

What is the difference between male and female birds? —Does the male bird have small mushrooms?

The parrot flapped its wings desperately towards his face, bluffing.Hearing the sound, the German black-back trotted out from the bedroom. Seeing this posture, he thought the bird was bullying Si Jing, and barked at the parrot with a long dog mouth.

The hot air from the dog's mouth sprayed out and sprayed on the parrot through the cage.The parrot hangs its head, feeling that the world is extremely unfriendly to it.

Is the whole world full of cat slaves?

Fortunately, Si Jing still has a conscience, and knows how to feed him bird food, the trough is full of food and water.The parrot lowered its head and pecked furiously, Si Jing Shi wildly wagged its fur tail, and Er Hei, who was teasing with the tip of his tail, lowered his head and tried to lick it back and forth.

The TV was turned on, and the news was still playing.

"...The incident is still under further investigation, and the people in the know are welcome to provide clues..."

Si Jing looked up and found that it was still the matter of those dog dealers.After listening to the report, he jumped up again, went to Kan Ze's feet, got down and spun around.

Kan Ze understood.

"You want me to drive the car back?"

"Meow……"

My phone is still in there.

The catnip grass didn't move, and stood firmly in place.

"I'm not working for free."

Si Jing crouched in his arms, with an unprecedentedly soft posture, with his back low, lying out of the posture of Haitang Chunshui.The cat cub stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked him softly several times.

"Miu-"

Kan Ze smiled slightly.There is also the feeling of the barbs of the cat's tongue sliding over the wet piece, which is slightly tingling.

"Okay, okay," he touched the tips of the short-legged cat's ears, got up obediently, and let the cat turn around, commanded by a thousand-year-old demon, "I'm going now."

Si Jing's nanny's car was parked in a hidden place, and Kan Ze pinched the car key several times before confirming the location.He pressed his hat, opened the car door, and found a pile of Si Jing's clothes in the back seat as expected.Coats, socks, trousers, and sweaters were thrown all over the place. Fortunately, the nanny's car was covered with car film, so it was completely invisible from the outside.Kan Ze couldn't laugh or cry, he put everything together for him, and sighed pamperingly.

"This child."

With a calm and calm expression, he calmly folded the underpants with the least amount of cloth inside, and stuffed them squarely into his pocket.

Turning out from the small path, there was an ordinary gray Xiali parked by the side of the road. Kan Ze drove by, but suddenly felt an unpleasant feeling of being spied on.Having been an artist for a long time, Kan Ze has become accustomed to peeping. However, this kind of gaze seems to be different from the usual one, and there is a kind of foul-smelling malice in it. Kan Ze's scalp is slightly numb. He frowned and looked at The car took a look.

The driver's seat of the car was empty, as if someone was driving it.The lights of the car were not on, and it looked like the owner of the car just left the car on this unattended path in order to save a little parking fee.

Kan Ze glanced roughly, and almost subconsciously wrote down the license plate number.

It is a local brand.

-

"Check it out for me," Kan Ze said in a low voice, "The owner of this car... I want information."

He has his own news channel and has money, so it is not impossible to find someone to inquire privately.No matter what kind of organization it is, it will not be an iron bucket. After all, there will be gaps, and secret information networks exist in these gaps.Kan Ze tapped his hands on the table subconsciously, thinking in his mind, Si Jing, who had already turned into a human form, sat cross-legged on the milky white plush carpet, ripping out the clothes that Kan Ze had just taken back.

He shook the black sweater and the plaid jacket outside, and searched for the jeans a few times, and finally said suspiciously: "That's not right..."

Si Jing brushed his hair.

Where's his panties?

Si Jing put one hand through the empty trousers, and reconfirmed.He raised his head and looked straight at Kan Ze.

Catnip Grass remained calm, "What?"

Si Jing threw the jeans back, "Did you take my clothes?"

Kan Ze said very naturally, "What should I do with your clothes?"

"..."

Si Jing thinks about it, and it is true.

He stretched out a long leg, and rummaged through it again and again, "Isn't it lost?"

Cats still like to be clean.What's more, Si Jing is an entertainer, so he should pay more attention to these intimate clothes. He had some doubts in his heart, and looked up at Kan Ze uncomfortably, but he didn't see any flaws in the other's face.

"It's not you?"

Kan Ze loosened his neckline, still saying, "What am I doing with your clothes?"

After all, Si Jing is still a cat who doesn't know much about it. Hearing this, he said angrily, "How do I know what to do?"

Maybe you, a pervert, want to collect and compare the sizes!

It's too much.

He said angrily: "It can't be smoking! I'm not you, there's nothing to suck—"

Kan Ze narrowed his eyes slightly, and accurately caught the flaw in his sentence, "So, Xiaohua sucked me?"

... Fuck!

rogue!

Shameless! !

Si Jing stretched his legs to come over and kick him.Before he kicked it, he heard the phone ring, and someone sent a new video.

There is the voice of the fox.

"Si Jing, I found out—the one who was hanged upstairs before is indeed a dog abuser."

"The dark web URL is very hidden, it took a lot of time... I sent it, you can take a look."

The video camera shakes.It was aimed at a very small dog, it looked like someone raised it, it was smooth and smooth, and the fur on its body was neat and tidy.The man wore spikes on his feet and kept kicking it nervously. The dog was trampled on with one foot, unable to move, only whining softly.

Si Jing didn't move at all, but his heart felt nauseated.

The background is laughter.The man seemed to get a great sense of pleasure from such sadistic actions. He laughed and clapped his hands. He slowly completed a whole set of torture behaviors, and finally hung up the bloody dog ​​and hung it on the balcony with a wire.

A layer of white sweat appeared on Si Jing's back.He stared at this last step and said, "This picture..."

There was a hand on his shoulder, the smell and temperature were extremely familiar, which comforted his sudden restlessness very well.Kan Ze said the rest for him, "This was the method at that time."

How similar it is to the man himself when he dies.

It was also hung up while alive, waiting for the thin, overwhelmed wire to be bitten into the flesh.It's just that the leading role has been changed, and the man has become an actor instead of the director himself.

Si Jing threw the phone aside, his mind was buzzing for a while, and he gritted his teeth.

He finally squeezed out a sentence: "—Fuck him, I don't care about it."

do not care!

This is clearly revenge, the same behavior, what reason does he have to prevent the demon from doing it to this person again?

His heart beat a little fast, maybe it was because he was very uneasy after seeing such a large amount of blood again after a long time.

... torture.

Murder!

The blood that he stepped on back then seemed to flow back at this moment, and the gunpowder smoke and the smell of blood rushed into his nostrils together.The river was flowing, and there were many pairs of cloth shoes on the bank. They were roughly thrown into the pit and filled up. Trembling, he stretched out his arms towards Kan Ze.

"First," he said eagerly, "hug me first..."

Kan Ze sensed his mistake at a glance.

Without even thinking about it, the man stretched out his arms, hugged him, hooked Si Jing's long legs with both hands, and guided Si Jing to wrap around his waist.The kitten leaned against him, his breath still a little confused, Si Jing opened his eyes, his eyes were foggy, he couldn't tell what his expression was, but he just rubbed against his neck, as if he was looking for some comfort.

Si Jing rarely looked like this.He has always been fearless, and he doesn't make a sound when it hurts.For many years, he stood in front of those cats and people, helping them cover up all the blood.

So almost no one knew that Si Jing also hated blood.

He leaned against Kan Ze, and was carried around the room by the other party like a child, patting his back and gently coaxing him.Erhei didn't know what was wrong with him, and anxiously walked around the two of them, licking his exposed ankle with his tongue.

After a numb itching, Si Jing was gradually brought back to reality. He smelled the reassuring scent and said softly, "Kan Ze?"

"Ah."

"I've been stained with blood too..." Si Jing said in a low voice, almost a murmur.

"I've done a lot of things like that demon. I've even done worse and crueler things than him."

"I--"

He hugged the man's neck and looked at his hands.

Those hands were clean and long, with slightly powdered nails. They were hands admired by countless people.They were photographed and kept in the albums of various fans.

Only Si Jing could see the blood on it.

His voice was muffled.

"In that case, don't you think... I'm a bad monster?"

In fact, there is no difference.

When Si Jing watched the fox and Jiaolong busily chasing this monster, there was always a voice in his heart telling him so.He suppressed and didn't dare to think about it, didn't dare to touch it, and told himself countless times that what he did was the right thing to do.

But there's always something that can't be covered up.Even if no one could see it, his hands were much dirtier than that hunted monster.

He hugged Kan Ze, and suddenly felt a little sorry for the man.

The humanoid six gods only knew that he had been punished by heaven.The Humanoid Six Gods would not know that the people he killed were not counted by one person, but by thousands.

Humanoid Six Gods don't know anything. If they knew, would they think that he is not suitable to be their cat?

Si Jing felt a little guilty.This guilt is different from the guilt of being caught stealing dried fish. At that time, he knew clearly that he would be forgiven and he could do whatever he wanted.

But now, he doesn't have the confidence.

——What if, what if you regret it?

Kan Ze didn't answer.

Si Jing's heart sank with a thud.

He slowly loosened his fingers holding Kan Ze, and said in a low voice, "If you regret it—it's okay."

The fingers entangled for a while, as if he didn't want to let go just like that, Si Jing gritted his teeth, and forced them to separate.

"I also know," he said, "everyone likes obedient cats..."

How can there be such an ominous person who likes him.

"You can return it," he completely withdrew his hand, and said vaguely, "If you want to return it, you can do it now."

Anyway—

Anyway, it won't be too sad.

Isn't it just a pot of catnip? Without this pot, he can raise many, many pots.Even, even if it's not Kan Ze.

Si Jing bit the back of his hand.He didn't speak any more, just took a few breaths.Kan Ze suddenly stretched out his hand, released the back of his hand from his mouth, and lowered his head to kiss him.

A man's lips are warm and cool, which is less hot than his body.

Si Jing shivered.Kan Ze hugged him tighter again.

"But there is only one of my little flowers."

……

Ok?

"My little flower is smart and brave, and has beaten away many, many bad guys." Kan Ze said in a soft voice, stroking his back, "You have no other choice—killing people is not your fault, their death , and it's not your fault."

The short-legged cat in his memory shook his head, looking innocent and innocent.He jumped to dig earthworms and flutter butterflies. He didn't understand anything at that time.

Kan Ze would rather he knew nothing.

If possible, no one would want to be forced to grow up.

Si Jing stared at him blankly, as if he didn't know how he knew, and pressed his forehead against his, "You—"

"You don't need to explain, you don't need to say," Kan Ze looked into his pupils, and from there he saw the kitten lying in the same place and looking at him blankly, "I will understand."

We've been through it together.

Si Jing opened his mouth completely, and now he finally came back to his senses.He poked Kan Ze's face, and slowly equated him with the pot of catnip in his memory, "...fuck! I dug you out?"

How the hell did he dig up an old gong for himself? !

Lao Gong squeezed his handsome face with his hand, and said with his octopus mouth: "You seem to have said that you want to return the product."

Si Jing looked left and right, still in disbelief, "How did I dig you out?"

Lao Gong was still struggling to speak with his octopus mouth: "I forgot to tell you, once dug up, it will not be returned or exchanged."

"..."

"Don't even think about smoking other catnip."

"..."

After a while, Si Jing slowly turned his eyes away, "Hmm... I seem to have fertilized you?"

Kan Ze's mouth suddenly became bitter, and the memories of being forced to eat excrement flooded back. Si Jing felt a little disgusted, and instantly let go of the hand that was squeezing his mouth.

The old catnip grass was ashamed, and emphasized: "It was sprinkled directly into the basin, but in fact, it can be regarded as sprinkled on my bed at best—"

None of it went into the mouth.

Moreover, "Not only back then," Kan Ze complained, "You did it once later."

Si Jing's eyes turned left and right.

"I'm still kissing, and I'm still chewing."

Si Jing began to focus on the ceiling.

"I even caught a butterfly and forced it to pollinate me," Catnip complained, "I almost got fucked by a butterfly."

It's really scary.

Boss Si defended, "Because you didn't bloom at that time..."

Life and death do not bloom, not even a bud emerges.Si Jing thought to himself that he wanted to grow a large area of ​​catnip grass, how could only one plant be enough?He spent a long time catching the butterflies, forced the butterflies to get pollen from other catnip plants, and rubbed them on Kan Ze's body without saying a word.

If the butterfly hadn't broken free midway, the pollen would have been all over the leaves of Kanze.

Kan Ze said: "That's because I passed on some cultivation to it."

I can't really watch myself being fucked by that, can I?

Si Jing sighed: "Fortunately, I don't use bees."

"No, you used it." Kan Ze's eyes suddenly became more bitter, "If you were not stung while catching bees, and your claws were swollen for several days, you would have to catch them again later."

Boss Si had nothing to say, and dug out from his memory the scene of being fed by Li Chunjing with his swollen cheeks and paws, so he forced a dry laugh out of his throat, weakly, "I'm not—"

It's not that I don't know that you are a demon.

He hurriedly put his arms around Kan Ze's neck again, leaned forward and sucked it, held it for a long time, then stuffed the big tail protruding from his head into his arms, his eyes soft.

"I'll touch it for you, don't get angry."

Kan Ze looked at him.

"Just touching?"

Si Jing gritted his teeth, "Kiss--kiss is also fine."

Kan Ze hugged him and sat on the table with a smile in his eyes.The heat in the eyes was so hot that it even gave Si Jing the illusion that he would be burned.

"Only for kisses?"

"..."

Grass, hell.

An innocent kitty like Si Jing can't do anything like a thousand-year-old grass like him, and his skin is not even thick, so he had to sacrifice another step, "It's okay to suck feet."

Kan Ze stood still.

"Then suck the belly!"

"..."

"Touch, touch, it's all over," Si Jing couldn't do anything about him, he grabbed the man's hand and went down, complaining in a low voice, "It's really... so many catnip plants, why did I just dig them out? You old pervert."

The old pervert turned sideways, gnawed on his neck, and gave a romantic explanation, "Destined."

Si Jing opened his eyes and made a conclusion, "Yes, because my life is not good."

"..."

But actually, he was quite happy.

Si Jing lowered his head, thinking quietly.

No explanation needed, no words needed, the man understood him—and that was mysterious in itself.They exist together in the past and the present, and maybe there will be a future.

It turns out that his family has not been broken up, and the old family has always been there.

But I can't tell Kan Ze how happy I am, the cat cub said in his heart, the excitement is about to blossom right now...

If you say it, you may have to divide it up again.

"...Kan Ze."

"Ok?"

"Your buds are against me."

"Ah."

"The thing that fell out of your pocket looks familiar—fuck! I said you took it, and you denied it to me!"

"Um……"

The tide is coming.Haruhi's breath swelled up little by little, and everything became mysterious.

The pink and purple peanuts produced nectar, which poured into the cat's body without leaving a drop.

After that, Si Jing walked with wind.

He entered the group, sat on a chair, and read the script with his legs crossed. While reading, he unconsciously shook his legs and hummed.Yuan Fang poured him a glass of water, sat down on the pony next to him, and looked at him vigilantly. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that his artist was full of happiness.

"Why did you go with Kan Ze at night?"

With a pen in his mouth, Si Jing drew circles on the script and said casually, "Just do it."

Yuan Fang's eyes became serious in an instant, he gritted his teeth and touched the phone, "Fang Yuan said..."

How to see the artist!

With such a busy schedule, why does Kan Ze have the heart to support his family's cabbage? !

He got up angrily, while Si Jing was still shaking his legs alone.After shaking, a staff member ran over and said, "Si Jing, your fans are here to visit."

Having filed a report before, Si Jing put the pen in his pocket, put down the script, and paced over.A group of girls stood in the corner, talking in low voices, not daring to disturb the crew.They were all carrying things in their hands, and there was a mobile milk tea cart parked beside them. It looked like they were here to help, and when they saw him coming, their eyes lit up immediately.

"Si Jing!"

"Jingbao—"

Si Jing moved his long legs, walked over in a few strokes, and recognized some familiar faces that he often saw in activities.

"Why did you bring something here again?" Si Jing frowned, "How about buying yourself two more skirts?"

The leading little girl said: "This is your first drama as a male lead... I want to ask the staff to take care of you."

She grinned, "We also bought flowers, remember to take a look at Jing Bao later, they are placed at the door over there! We brought you snacks—"

Except for snacks, all the crew and crew have something more or less.Handmade chocolates, sports bracelets, smart watches, brand items endorsed by Si Jing...all of them are packed in bags with Si Jing's cartoon image printed on them, and Si Jing's stickers are attached to each item inside, and Si Jing's big picture is also on the milk tea cart. picture.

With a cursory glance, Si Jing could tell how much thought they had put into it.

He opened the bag of dried fish to distribute to the fans, but the fans hurriedly dodged.

"No, no, I bought it for you, just eat it."

Then asked some recent situation in a low voice, how is your health, are you not used to filming costume dramas, is it hard work... I don’t know who added a sentence in the end, did Kan Ze bully you?

Si Jing's fans were very concerned about this issue, and their eyes were shining brightly for a while.

Si Jing thought for a while, chewed up the fish tail in his mouth and swallowed it, "No."

Oh, fans are relieved.That--

"I bullied him," Si Jing said, a little proud, "I can bully people too."

Biting and sucking, very suitable for a big guy like him!