The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

A thunderstorm came out of nowhere, splitting all the fans in the circle to pieces.

The hero of the movie directed by Wang Yuan is a big cake.For the ownership of this big cake, fans fought for more than a day or two, and even some melon passers-by got into the water.In severe cases, black people pretend to be passers-by, and their respective teams make crazy noises, and the whole thing is a puddle of muddy water.

Before the various families in this muddy water could come to a conclusion, the answer had already come out.

Basically different from everyone's guess,

Wang Yuan chose Si Jing.

……

How could it be Si Jing?

Before the people who eat melons figured out the logic and figured out how the tyrant in the circle got into the eyes of director Wang Da, the first wave of publicity for the movie "Stopped" came unexpectedly—as soon as the makeup photos of the main actors were released , and immediately put the entire crew back on the cusp of public opinion.

Even the staff of the studio saw it, and couldn't help staring at it for a long time.

"...is this really Sijing?"

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, and were bumped into the waist by the sudden handsome man.

"The ancient costume looks good!"

Si Jing debuted not long ago, and he didn't perform many plays, all of them were modern appearances.Either the ashes are rolling in the ground and beating devils, or wearing a hoodie and jeans and pretending to be a college student in a youth drama. This is the first time I have worn ancient costumes.

Ancient costumes not only look at the face, but also look at the temperament.There are many entertainers with well-groomed facial features, but once they change into ancient fashions, they still feel full of disharmony; there are also some who usually look plain, but when they wear them, they look like gentlemen like jade.Who can control it is really uncertain.

However, there is no doubt that Si Jing's makeup photo this time is quite good.The heavy armor reflected the bright light. He was riding on a tall horse, looking down at the ground with his eyes down, a little red tassel fluttering on the top of his head.The face under the helmet was clean and sharp, the lips were tightly pressed, and the eyelashes cast a thin shadow, and even revealed a bit of chill.

It seemed that he had just been on the battlefield, stained with blood, as cold as a knife drawn out of its sheath.

The staff of the studio were weak-legged at his sight.

"It's really domineering in the circle, this domineering..."

"Tsk tsk tsk."

"nice."

They sighed, typed out the big posters, and started to stick them on the walls——Si Jing is now an artist in Kanze's studio, so his things were naturally hung up in the studio. Photos, stills, and magazine pictures were all posted, but now that the poster is posted again, there is no more room.

The parrot was standing on the shelf combing its feathers, and saw that there was another one on it, and it was about to call: "Si Jing—"

His mouth was quickly gagged by the nearest staff member.

"Can't call!"

The parrot fluttered its wings, its pointed beak trembled, and it wanted to shout.

"I really can't shout," the staff taught it. "Don't be so stubborn. When I taught you, he was still on the opposite side... Now we are all on our own. You can't shout, you really can't shout."

He let go of his hand a little, watching warily.The parrot trembled all over, and closed its mouth tightly, as if it was not ready to speak.

The staff was relieved and took their hands back.In the next second, sharp screams spread to every corner of the room again.

"Si Jing fool!"

"Si Jing, you idiot!!"

"Si Jing will be confused sooner or later!!!"

"..."

The boss Si who just opened the door turned his head and asked, "Should I not come to this place?"

The corner of Yuan Fang's mouth twitched, and he pushed him, beckoning him to go in.

"Brother Si." Several employees greeted and hurriedly dragged out the chairs, "Would you like to sit here?"

Si Jing said, "Don't sit down."

He stood on the edge of the shelf with great interest, put his fingers in, and touched the sharp-toothed parrot.Now that the parrot saw him in real life, the words in his mouth became more joyful, "penetrating the heart of the earth" with each mouthful.

The people in the studio were terrified when they heard it, for fear that the office mascot would become an office meal in the next second.

This is obviously trying to die.

Yuan Fang also couldn't laugh or cry, "Your parrot, you haven't taught it yet?"

"Nope," the employee smiled apologetically, "I can't even teach you this..."

It may be that the education at the beginning was too deep in the hearts of the people. After Si Jing joined, they also tried to teach the parrot to abandon the dark and turn to the bright.But this parrot is stubborn, he has to shout out the sentences he learned every time, and he can't change them no matter what, he learns Si Jing's bad words very quickly, but he doesn't know a single good word.

When Si Jing poked it with his finger, it barked loudly.

"Si Jing is a fool!"

"Si Jing hype!"

"Si Jing..."

The studio staff had no choice but to laugh even more embarrassingly.

Yuan Fang and a few assistants brought the things in their hands, which contained dozens of cups full of milk tea and fresh small cakes.They put the bags on the table, and Yuan Fang explained: "Si Jing sees that everyone has worked hard recently, so I will buy you some afternoon tea."

With food on the table, several employees felt more and more guilty.

"What's so funny about that?"

"What's so embarrassing?" Yuan Fang asked them to eat, "It's all my own family, hurry up. Si Jing was afraid that some girls would not drink milk tea because they thought it was high in calories, so he even bought fruit tea, and the cream was also low-fat. Yes, you can eat a little bit or two."

It was three or four o'clock in the afternoon, when lunch was almost digested.The employees also felt a little hungry, so they refused to refuse, and they didn't refuse anymore. After sitting down, they touched each other and touched you, and they felt more comfortable.Si Jing teased the parrot in front of the cage alone with his hands behind his back, without getting involved, watching the bird jumping up and down in the cage, he still thought it was quite amusing.

Condolences are naturally not Si Jing's idea.Si Jing is used to being alone, and doesn't understand the ways of the world.Yuan Fang, the manager, was worried. He knew that the studio employees had always had mixed feelings about Si Jing. They had hated Si Jing a lot before, but now they couldn't fall in love suddenly. The position was not high or low, which was quite embarrassing.He made a special trip to La Sijing, just to get closer, to be more social, and to buy people's hearts a little bit.

When the cake was half eaten, someone asked, "Brother Si, how is your cat doing?"

The employees all miss the cutie they saw once before.The last time I saw it in a hurry, I didn't look at it at all, so the boss took the little cutie away in his pocket stingyly - they could only look at the round hairy head for a while, and looked greedily at the company of other people with milk cats , and they fumbled around, only to find a used waste paper towel from their pockets.

The promised pocket can grow a cat?

As if the whole world owed me a cat.

Si Jing was still teasing the bird, and said casually, "It's pretty good."

Work smoothly and live comfortably, the winner among cats.

The studio staff immediately became more envious, and couldn't help but say, "When will you bring him over and let him come to the studio to play?"

"Yeah yeah," chimed in a few others, "let's buy him treats!"

buy a lot!

"You can also buy small dried fish. My family has stocked up a lot these days..."

Si Jing's ears suddenly perked up.

Dried fish?

"I won the lottery once before, and there were several boxes, but no one ate them."

"It would be great if my family also had cats..."

Si Jing was also slightly tempted.

He's lost a lot of hair recently. Although his hair is thick, he won't be bald for a while, and he doesn't look bad at all, but it made Kan Ze worry a lot.I heard that he was deficient in vitamins, and these days he was fed all vegetables, forcefully forcing a cat in Si Jing, who likes fish, to change its species to become a rabbit.

Si Jing was used to being pampered before, but now he suddenly changed his diet, feeling uncomfortable all over.Several times when he saw the dining table, he wanted to turn his head and leave, but seeing the eyes of the humanoid Liushen, he had no choice but to sit down again.

no way.

The humanoid Liushen loves to be coquettish, and when he looks at him, his eyes are like Erhei's, wet.When Si Daxie saw it, he couldn't help but eat a few more mouthfuls of the most hated spinach, relying on the smell of catnip to eat.

Si Jing has been fishing for fish in his dreams these days.Now when I heard the dried fish, my heart was moved, and while I was teasing the parrot, I turned my head and glanced at the cabinet.

There are really two boxes of dried fish, which are still his favorite brand.

... Tsk.

That's it.

Si Jing thought, how could they just lie there quietly and moldy?

After afternoon tea, he said to Yuan Fang, "I'll go first, I'll drive the car."

Yuan Fang was surprised, "Are you busy?"

Si Jing said reservedly: "It's a private matter."

Yuan Fangfang didn't ask any more questions, told him not to be photographed by the paparazzi, and taught him the key.Si Jing parked the car on an unmonitored path and waited quietly.

When Yuan Fang also left the studio, he changed his original form, left his clothes in the car, and trotted back along the original road.

It just so happened that Kan Ze had something to do in the afternoon, so if he didn't add a meal to improve the food at this time, when would he wait?

Si Jing flicked his hairy tail, still a little excited in his heart.

wait.

Xiaoyugan, brother is here to enjoy you.

-

"Thanks for your hard work!"

"Good job……"

The work ended earlier than expected. After greeting the brand parties present, Fang Yuandao pushed his glasses and walked straight to where Kan Ze was standing.As soon as he got closer, he caught a glimpse of a familiar face on the screen of the other party's phone—it was Si Jing's fixed-makeup poster, or it was enlarged.

Not afraid of being seen by others.

He felt a little helpless in his heart, but he couldn't say anything, so he asked in a low voice, "Brother Kan, shall we go?"

Kan Ze is wearing a neat three-piece suit, with broad shoulders and long legs, which is quite superior. Standing beside him, Fang Yuandao suddenly has the illusion that he is a big rooster and the other is a crane—as if putting him next to Kan Ze , just to set off how big the gap between the other party and normal people is.

However, in fact, Fang Yuandao himself was thrown into the crowd, and he was an out-and-out handsome guy with handsome features.

Kan Ze was still looking at the poster.He really likes Si Jing's attire, it always makes the blood and wildness in a man's body surge and wash together, the two leaves he likes are rubbing against each other vigorously in his sleeves, almost smashing the leaves, his face Still keeping his composure, he tapped his fingers on the screen.

"This poster, does the studio have it?"

Fang Yuan said, "Yes."

Kan Ze said, "Take some back."

After finishing speaking, he changed his mind again, "No, take it all."

——Take it back and hang it up, and you can keep a part of it as a treasure.

Maybe it can be customized as well...

Fang Yuandao had a toothache, "...success."

Even if he does show signs of becoming a CP fan, he really can't afford such dense sugar.

Almost got diabetic.

Fang Yuandao urgently needed two tubes of insulin.

He said, "Then shall we pick it up on the way? Or should I send it back?"

Kan Ze checked the time and said, "Stop by."

After a pause, he ordered: "Order for takeaway, you can choose what you want—order for 30 people, and say that Si Jing bought it."

He and Yuan Fang had the same idea, and both wanted to manage Si Jing's interpersonal relationship.

He didn't know that Si Jing, who was not good at dealing with people, was currently the favorite of the group in the office.Standing on the desk, a group of people surrounded him, feeding and taking pictures, mouthing a little boy, and wishing to confess him.

——Do some human relations?

This is a joke.Man Jikang, like Si Jing, who can conquer humans with short legs, doesn't need any human relationship at all.

When Fang Yuandao opened the door of the studio, no one came out to greet him, not even the front desk.The little girl who usually stood there with a standard smile was not there now, and no one saw her when she walked two steps inside.

"What about people?"

He yelled twice, "Strange, what are you doing now?"

It was only when we walked to the propaganda department that we heard human voices.The voice was quite loud, mixed with the sound of the camera clicking, "Hey, come and look over here..."

"The eyes are so beautiful. What do they look like? I feel like wolf eyes."

"Can you talk, like jade?"

The little girl retorted angrily, and knocked off the arm of the male colleague who wanted to touch the cat's head, "Don't touch it! You have thick hands and feet, be careful to touch it!"

The male colleague was wronged, "My hands are also made of meat..."

It is not iron.

Several boxes of dried fish were laid out, and a clean ashtray was filled with clean water on the table. Several girls tested the temperature before carefully putting it away.The short-legged cat in the middle, surrounded like an emperor, gnawed dried fish, drank some water, and said, "Oh, my heart is about to melt" among a group of two-legged beasts. It's cute." He wagged his tail leisurely in the admiration.

"It's so cute, let my sister take two more pictures..."

The short-legged cat raised a paw benevolently.

"Pink pads too! Strawberry chocolate!"

"I really want to have a sip of strawberry chocolate, my boy, how about calling twice?"

Many hands held dried fish and shook them towards him.

"Come eat me, eat me!"

It was as if the three thousand beauties in the harem were trying to drag the emperor into it, and there was a big fight for favor.

Fang Yuandao was a little dazed, he hadn't figured out what was going on, but Kan Ze, who was behind him, stepped forward, and saw the situation completely.

House full of people.

Being frantically fed by all the members... his cat.

Surrounded by Si Jing, with a crispy golden fish tail in his mouth that he hadn't had time to swallow, he met his eyes.

"..."

"..."

The short-legged cat was stiff all of a sudden, the fish in its mouth forgot to swallow, and almost got stuck.

"Crack! Kick!"

He coughed twice, and the little girl beside him hurriedly stroked his back, "Are you all right?... Have another sip of water?"

Si Jing managed to swallow it down, and when he looked up again, Kan Ze had already walked over with his long legs.He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked around, he was sitting on piles of small dried fish bags at the moment, it was too late to destroy the body, so he had to push his hind legs guiltily, and sat with his tail coiled on top, as stable as Mount Tai .

My legs are long enough to cover everything.

A few small bags of dried fish are nothing to worry about.

The employees also saw the boss coming, and hurriedly said, "Brother Kan, this seems to be Si Jing's cat. It ran in by itself just now, and it may have come with Si Jing's car..."

Kan Ze hummed, his eyes still firmly fixed on the short-legged cat in the middle who seemed to be suddenly lost in thought, "When did you come?"

"It wasn't long ago," the employee said.

Si Jing became very interested in the texture of the table, and stared fixedly at the empty table, as if he wanted to see a flower on it.

……Um.

This wood is good wood, with natural and smooth texture and firm material, it will last a long time as a table... Tsk, what are you hugging me for?

Kan Ze picked him up by his two front legs, and put him into his arms.Si Jing moved in his arms, coiled up, trying to cover his slightly protruding belly.

Did not eat!

No cheating!

Kan Ze was unmoved, and counted the small dried fish packaging bags on the table with a hard heart.

"One, two, three...twelve, all of which it ate?"

Si Jing's eyes widened, it's up to you at this time——

"Yes," the little girl who was entrusted with the important task of turning the tide opened her mouth and answered cheerfully, "It looks like a small ball, but it turned out to be quite edible."

She smiled sweetly, "It's good to be able to eat, it's a blessing to be able to eat."

"..."

Si Jing's hind legs paralyzed, well, there's no need to hide it.

He completely exposed his round white belly.

Did you see it?

That's all I ate.

If you agreed to take care of your son, if you don’t even give me this little food, then you don’t want to take care of it at all. I have reminded you that I am very difficult to raise.

He leaned against Kan Ze's chest and kicked aggressively with his legs.

What are you going to say?

If you dare to kill me, try——

Kan Ze held his fur paws, and frowned slightly, as if feeling a little helpless.

"Do you really want to eat it so much?" He stroked the raised hairs on the cat's head, "You want to eat it after sneaking over from thousands of miles away?"

The studio employees were taken aback.Someone asked in a low voice: "Brother Kan, can't it be eaten?"

Kan Ze didn't expose the matter of Si Jing's hair loss.He just said: "It's a bit too much to eat fish, so eat more."

"Oh, oh," the employees were relieved, and then watched eagerly, seeing Mao Tuanzi sitting firmly in Kan Ze's arms at the moment, a little jealous, "Then..."

They automatically and consciously spread their arms, the meaning is extremely obvious, but their mouths are still a little hesitant, and it is difficult to say it directly.

"That……"

Then give us a hug?

We have been looking at it for a while, but we haven't had time to actually touch it.

Even a pat on the head is fine.

The employees are staring.Kan Ze clearly felt it, but calmly hugged Si Jing even tighter, "Then I'll take him back."

"..."

The air was suddenly filled with an atmosphere of disappointment, and the answers were all weak.

"Oh."

Don't touch it.

The kitten poked its head out of Kan Ze's arm, meowed softly a few times, stared at the cage, and kicked Kan Ze again.

Kan Ze said, "Is it okay to take the parrot home and play with him for two days?"

Ever since seeing the cat coming, the parrot has been huddling in the corner, with its wings folded, without making a sound, where it still has the aura of calling Si Jing desperately just now.Seeing the cat's eyes fixed on it now, he hid back in horror.

Everyone in the studio loves the new and dislikes the old. Just now, when they saw Si Jing's cat with short legs, it was so cute that they had long since forgotten about their own mascot.Seeing that the kitty wanted it now, he took down the bird stand without blinking, "What's the matter? Little boy wants to play, so take it back!"

He wasn't worried that Si Jing would eat birds.Although many cats like to toss birds, there are very few who actually chew on them. Besides, Si Jing himself is not much bigger than this parrot now, and with his small mouth, it is difficult to chew on.

The parrot was brought into Kan Ze's hands, as if he had stepped on the road of no return, and he was terrified.

"Cat, cat..."

It wailed, uttered two syllables, and flapped its wings to see the people in the studio.

Seeing that no one was paying attention, Si Jing quickly put his paw in and scratched it.

The parrot was so scared that it flew straight into the cage, "Cat!"

Si Jing narrowed his eyes.

It's fun.

He was eager to try and scratched his paw again.

The force was actually not strong, it was light, but the parrot inside was really frightened enough to slam into the cage back and forth desperately.Si Jing's beard was shaking, his paws stretched in together, his round head was almost squeezed into the cage, but Kan Ze grabbed the back of his neck and pulled it out with a "boo".

"Don't look inside," Kan Ze still remembered the ancestor's head stuck in the bottle before, "Be careful."

Si Jing meowed and stared at the bird.

He is a playful character by nature, Kan Ze knows it.When he was still at the second owner's house, Si Jing often went after the chickens raised by the neighbor next door. The chickens in the village are all free-range, and they can find a piece of land at random. Mission, waiting for someone to come to Sami.

Si Jing is the best at finding free time, especially when the chicken cubs are eating rice, sneaking in through the gaps in the fence, chasing after them on a rampage.Scaring the flightless chick to chirping and scurrying around in the fence will often make the mother hen angrily rush over from the other end to chase it away, flapping her wings, causing the chicken to make a fuss. Flying dog jumps.

The neighbor couldn't catch it, so he knocked on the door and raised his voice amidst the chicken feathers all over the floor.

"Your little flower!"

"Don't worry about it, I'm kicking out my chickens again!"

The hostess, Li Chunjing, was married from Sichuan and Shu, and her speech also carried the taste of that place, and she said bluntly, "You son of a bitch, watch me go over there."

She was quick and could accurately lift the short-legged cat out of a group of chickens, put it by the back of the neck and put it in the corner of her house, punishing it to face the wall.

"Don't move, just stare at this wall and think about it for me, whether what you did is right or wrong."

Si Jing was put on the corner of the wall, licked the corner of his mouth, stepped on the chicken feathers on his paws, and let out a long and soft cry.

"Mi woo..."

"It's useless," Li Chunjing said, "Think again!"

Thinking about something, within 2 minutes Si Jing started to dig the ground again, found an earthworm from the soil and had a great time playing with it, and kicked it away with his claws.Li Chunjing had nothing to do with it, so he had to hug it to wipe his paws.

"You don't admit your mistakes well, why are you being so coquettish?"

After all, when cooking, I still secretly stuffed it with something to eat.Seeing it running around makes my heart soften.

So is Kan Ze.

He hugged Si Jing tighter in his arms.

Such a defenseless and unvigilant innocence, he failed to guard the first time.

He wants to guard the second time.