The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The lights in the room were turned on.

It was already late at night, and Kan Ze carefully placed the kitten in his arms on the bed.Si Jing rolled up his big loose coat, only his face and Bai Shengsheng's fingertips were exposed, he tightly grabbed the edge of the coat, curled up on the bed, as if he was afraid that Kan Ze would drag the clothes away.

Kan Ze pulled the curtains tightly, and then turned around to coax him, trying to pull out his coat, "Xiao Hua, let go, okay?"

He peeled Si Jing out like a peanut, "Be careful, don't get bored."

Peanut kernel opened his eyes round inside, not knowing whether his consciousness had returned to the cage or not, suddenly he seemed to be awake again, and said, "Returned?"

Kan Ze slowed down his voice.

"Ah."

"nobody?"

"……Um."

Si Jing didn't speak anymore, only the two arms covered by the coat moved back and forth, the clothes rustled by him, rolled up like waves, and he didn't know what he was groping for.Kan Ze coaxed him for a long time, finally put his clothes back, and planned to take him to take a bath first.But seeing the appearance below, he couldn't laugh or cry, "Why did you take it off so quickly?"

The cat cub who finally freed his big tail was paralyzed, feeling refreshed and feeling the taste of freedom.

Free air is the most intoxicating.

Aggrieved, he showed his tail to Kan Ze, "It's a mark..."

Kan Ze saw that there was indeed a shallow, pressed mark on the milk-brown fluffy hair.I think it was forced to hide in the trousers all the time, being strangled out by the tight waistband.

He hurriedly got close to give Huhu, kissed and touched, and blew for a long time.Si Jing leaned against him softly, his whole body was like a piece of roasted half-melted cotton candy, his hairy ears quivered on the top of his head, as if he felt comfortable, and a few shallow snores came out of his throat .

Kan Ze carried him to take a bath.In the middle of the bath, the cat straddled up by himself, with his face pressed against his chest, vaguely asking for some soup.

So on this spring night, there was a fine sun rain.

The rain was not too heavy, it was continuous and soft, hitting the ground, stirring up clusters of small sprays; Si Jing clutched his stomach, his eyelashes were moistened, and his eyes were cloudy, as if he was blindfolded. fog.He said, "Lots of water—"

The water squeezed in and swayed in the bathtub again.They undulate up and down, and Si Jing is the boat on the top of the waves.He floated back and forth, trying to avoid the waves, but more and more water flooded into the cabin, and finally drowned him.

The boat was about to fall apart, and Gududu sank to the bottom of the sea, unable to float.

After being carried out to dry his hair, Si Jing was almost paralyzed on the bed, his feet kicking the quilt subconsciously.

In the spring, his form was not very stable.Now lying on the bed, after being tired again, he felt a little drowsy, smelling the smell, his head became dizzy for a while, and he kicked on the bed for a long time, and began to change his original shape.Kan Ze watched intently from the side, and when the kitty fell into the quilt, he reached out to catch him firmly—the short-legged cat opened its mouth in his arms, yawned a little, and then The pink flesh pads stepped on his hands, squinting, and seemed to be smiling.

Kan Ze grabbed his feet and made a tender green leaf out for him to play with.

Si Jing hugged the leaf with two legs, and licked it pa-pat-pat. One of the hind legs he licked was upright, straight up, like a small flagpole standing up, revealing a fluffy white belly that feels good to the touch.

Kan Ze fumbled in the bedside table with one hand, and after a while, he pulled out a bag that was quite full.Inside was what he saw when he was buying cat toys last time. It was full of all kinds of small clothes. He took out a red bellyband with a fat baby holding a big carp printed on it, and endured it for a while. He smiled and compared to Si Jing.

The cat cub was dizzy, completely at the mercy of others, like a fish on a knife waiting to be cut.

Kan Ze said, "Try this, okay?"

"..." The short-legged cat's olive green round eyes met him, completely out of focus.

Kan Ze said: "If you try it, I will turn you into two leaves."

Sucking just one tablet is obviously not enough, Si Jing was greedy for more, so he immediately started meowing.

This is considered to be consent.

Kan Ze laid him flat on the bed, and held up his paws to put a bellyband on him—the little red bellyband was tied in a knot on the soft belly. It was quite festive, but matched with the blue eyes of Si Jing, it was inexplicably rustic Agricultural heavy metal wind.

Si Jing still didn't know what kind of shape he was, so he raised his foot and took two steps on the quilt in a daze, looking up at him.

"Mi woo..."

Kan Ze held back his smile, raised his phone full of love and affection, and released his fragrance shamelessly, "Hey, look at the camera... yes, come, this way..."

Attracted by the scent of catnip, Shepi came over and rubbed his hairy head against his palm.

Kan Ze brought him another sun flower headgear.The golden petals were bigger than the diameter of Si Jing's head, and they bloomed around his face, making the hairs on the top of his head curl up.The cat cub whined twice, as if he felt something on his head, and stretched out his paws to try to reach it.

He swayed left and right for a long time, and he could only see the edges of a few petals out of the corner of his eye, but he couldn't reach his head. Instead, his legs were weak, and he performed a perfect side fall for Kan Ze.

……

Boss Si was a little confused.

Kan Ze laughed even louder, and couldn't help reaching out to scratch his stomach, "Silly little flower..."

Kiss him again, "It's so pretty."

I want to take out my beautiful heart for you.

Life is beautiful, what to wear is not a problem.So are cats.Cats like Si Jing, who are so handsome, wear cuteness in their femurs with whatever clothes they wear. When they shake their heads and try to shake off the hood, they look more like fake cats coming out of a two-dimensional screen. Well, if he is exposed on the Internet, there must be countless people crying and shouting to steal this little cutie.

It's a pity that the little cutie has been brought home by a thousand-year-old grass in advance.

Unable to reach his legs, Si Jing started to twirl and shake his head crazily, the scene was as frantic as a scene of taking drugs.Seeing that he couldn't shake it off, he rubbed his head against the bed sheet, abruptly turning himself into a walking tractor.

And when he was fighting bloody with the headgear, the culprit only knew to laugh while holding up his mobile phone.

laugh!

What are you laughing laughing!

Dazed, Si Jing approached him, stretched his head over, and patted him with his tail.

Let me take it down!

What is it, put it on my head too?

Kan Ze simply poured out all the contents of the bag.There are not only elk headbands, pink and tender bibs, but also small skirts with lace, all kinds of styles are very complete.Plus the matching glasses, hats, and scarves, there are about twenty or thirty pieces in total, and the whole thing is a girls' drag show.

The short-legged cat was still patting him.

How about taking it off?

Si Jing's eyes widened, but he could still see yellow petals from the corner of his eyes, which was very dazzling.He shook his head like a rattle, turning his ears into airplane ears.

The man coaxed: "Take it now, darling, take it now."

The headgear was removed, but a new one was put on again.Si Jing stumbled forward on the quilt wearing a small glowing crown, and was held back by Kan Ze's hind legs, holding up the light pink cloth in his hand, "I haven't worn the matching skirt yet."

"..."

Si Jing's wine was almost awakened by these two words.

What?

What the hell?

Kan Ze showed him the corner of the skirt with lace.

"It's so cute," said Catnip, "it looks like a perfect match with a little flower."

Suitable for……

What a ghost!

The short-legged cat's few waking brain cells sensitively sensed something was wrong, and bared its white teeth at Kan Ze.

Kan Ze is not in a hurry.He has a special skill, which is his trump card for dealing with kittens. He took out a small pink and purple flower from his sleeve and waved it in front of Si Jing.

The scent rushed towards the cat one after another, and the cat's legs dangled, and it subconsciously stretched its neck to bite.

Kan Ze took the flowers back, and Si Jing stood up with his arm in his arms, still watching eagerly.

Where is Huahua?

"Wear this," Kan Ze shook his clothes, "How about it?"

"..." How could the kitten, who was so bewildered, scream out.He lay down on the bed, let the man put the skirt on him, and sucked in the flowers obsessively.His eyes were blurred, and there were stars in front of his eyes.

The sky is so bright!The land is so vast!Love is so rippling!The heart is so turbulent!

heart is--

Suddenly someone knocked on the door.Si Jing got out of the aftertaste of the flower, and was awakened a little more by the sound.

"Are you back?" Jiaolong asked after Kan Ze opened the door, "something happened on the street, you..."

What are you doing?

He stared at Si Jing on the bed in silence for a moment, then slowly, slowly turned to look at Kan Ze, with no emotion in his eyes.

After a while, Jiaolong put his arm on Kan Ze's shoulder.

"Did you take pictures with that thing?"

Refers to the mobile phone.

Kan Ze nodded.

Jiaolong's old father lowered his voice, "Can you send me a copy?"

"..."

The vixen also lowered his voice, "I want to too."

Bai Yingdi, who came together, said, "I also—"

Even the koi fish joined in, and the beautiful cat photos began to circulate in private.Kan Ze saved a few of his favorites for them and didn't even think about the cat's balls wrapped in a small skirt. Just a few other ordinary ones are enough for a few demons to tsk tsk tsk around for a long time .

How do you say that word that popped up suddenly recently?By the way, you are a tender cat.

Oops, so tender.

Tender like a little white cloud that just rose up, like cotton candy with cheese filling.Tender like half-boiled glutinous rice balls, soft and tough white balls.

oops...

Tut tut...

Holding the spoils, the cat-sucking team walked away contentedly, completely forgetting the business that they had come to talk about. No one remembers that there seems to be a pervert doing his best on the street today.

If the demon knew that the big project he had been working on for so long didn't even have a few cat photos, he would definitely be pissed off.

That night, the manager didn't have a good rest either.Fang Yuandao squatted on the balcony with a cigarette between his hands, hesitating for a long time before calling Yuan Fang.

Yuan Fang was lying on the bed at home, ready to turn off the lights and go to sleep, "What are you doing?"

"..."

Seeing that there was nothing to say for a long time, he glanced at the number and asked suspiciously: "What's the matter, your conversation with Director Wang didn't go well tonight?"

"..."

Yuan Fang became alert, and sat up abruptly, "Could it be that we lost our Sijing?"

Fang Yuan laughed, "What a mess."

"Then what the hell is your reaction?" Yuan Fang went back again, "Speak quickly if you have something to say, don't waste time. There is still something to do tomorrow."

Fang Yuandao took a puff of cigarette and stopped going around in circles with him.

"Do you know someone named Chen Tong?" the real estate agent said, "You?"

As soon as the word Chen Tong came out, Yuan Fang's heart skipped a beat.

He also lowered his voice.

"I know. What's the matter?"

Fang Yuandao briefly explained what happened today.

"I feel endless," he said, "I'm afraid Tong Chen will contact you again."

"Contact me?" Yuan Fang seemed to have heard a big joke, "He still has the face to contact me? Come on, come on, I'll scold one, come two and I'll scold both, and tomorrow I'll show his photo to the studio security. Throw him out when you see him coming! ——Still contacting me? Who gave him the courage, Tathagata Buddha?”

Walking with Si Jing, he didn't feel guilty.At the beginning, I was more or less thinking of Mr. Cui's kindness, and always wanted to repay him, so I suffered a lot of grievances in the company and kept silent, making a fool a subordinate.He brought Si Jing out, and the advertising fee alone was enough to make up for the company's training costs for Si Jing. Newcomer?What's going on here, I'm afraid that Si Jingfei will have to hold back, right?

Yuan Fang had had enough of his brain-dead days, and he didn't want to go back at all.In that company, Si Jing will not have a future, nor will he.

During the days when Si Jing was targeted, Yuan Fang broke his leg and thought of countless ways, but none of these so-called brothers who got out together came to comfort him, let alone give him an idea.

Now seeing Si Jing going up more and more, some people are jealous.

Fang Yuandao said: "That's good. I'm still afraid that you won't be able to bring back your old love. He has no qualifications, and neither does the artist he brought over today. It's hard to make a living on this."

Yuan Fang said: "Don't worry, there is no old love at all."

As early as a few months ago, there is not much left.

Yuan Fang is not a young man, he has been in the circle a lot, and he is clear about the warmth and coldness of these people; but even so, it is embarrassing to spread it on himself.The hard work for so many years seems to be meaningless, and the few friends I have made are actually not a close one who is reliable, let alone one who shares weal and woe.

Whoever likes to stay in that ghostly place should stay there.It is better to worship Bodhisattva than to expect him to be a Bodhisattva.

He asked, "What role does Director Wang want to give?"

Fang Yuandao said, "Oh, the young hero."

"..."

Yuan Fang panted for a moment like a cock that had been strangled, and said with difficulty: "Less, less..."

"Young male protagonist," Fang Yuandao repeated again, suspicious, "Are you okay, are you suffering from asthma, or are you insane?"

Otherwise why this sound?

This man had nothing good to say, Yuan Fang said, "I think you are suffering from foot-and-mouth disease."

He cut off the phone and rolled around on the bed alone.

Young hero!

Young male protagonist ah ah ah ah!

With tears in his eyes, Old Yuan's father opened up the poster of Si Jing in the room and pasted it on the head of the bed.

They are really going to take off!

Rocket View! !

-

After Rocket King woke up the next day, he sat cross-legged on the bed, expressionless, "Hand it over."

Kan Ze was standing by the door with a porridge bowl in his hand, his white shirt sleeves rolled up a few times, as if he wanted to get closer, but seeing Si Jing's gloomy look at the moment, he didn't dare to move his paws too close, " ...What do you pay?"

Si Jing raised his thin lips, "Photo."

Catnip said: "What photo?"

——No, no.

nonexistent.

Si Jing stretched out his hand, "Mobile phone."

Kan Ze had already transferred it in advance, and it was safely handed over to him.Unexpectedly, Si Jing ended up with a mobile phone, but with a twist of his wrist, he threw it on the bedside, and then opened his palm to Kan Ze, "Computer."

The leaves in the catnip grass sleeves began to rub desperately, and he said, "Little flower..."

"computer."

Si Jing said, "Will you give it?"

This cannot but be given.Kan Ze also handed over the laptop, and Si Jing clicked the mouse quickly, and soon found a lot of photos from a "baby" folder, and clicked down rapidly, the more he clicked, the more trembling his hand became.There are not only small skirts, but also red bellybands, bibs, braids, hairy balls... Fuck, when was this filmed?Has Kan Ze changed careers to become a paparazzi?

No reason!

This old pervert!

Si Jing patted the quilt and bared his teeth at him.

"When did you buy it?"

The Dong Chuang incident was completely revealed, and Kan Ze had no choice but to tell the truth, "Half a month ago."

Si Jing stared at the picture of himself wearing a small skirt, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt angry, "Just wear it, why is it this kind of dress?"

How the hell is this worthy of his mighty arrogance!

And even posted it, the image of the boss who can bear the punishment of the sky and protect the group of cats completely collapsed in one night, and what about the boss, the eunuch cats who have undergone neutering operations are not as good as him Charming and enchanting.The area around these two little flowers, as soon as he wears a skirt, he might be treated as a little cat!

Boss Si really wanted to throw Kan Ze out.

But in fact, if you really throw it out and be seen by other cats...

Si Jing is extremely possessive, and doesn't want any cat to smell the humanoid Six Gods.Let alone suck.

In this way, there is only one way left.

If the mountain doesn't come, I will, if I go, I will go to the mountain!

He rolled up the quilt and announced loudly: "I want to run away from home!"

"Okay, okay, let's go," Kan Ze picked up the porridge bowl again, and coaxed patiently, "Let's drink some porridge before we go? My stomach is empty, and I don't have the strength to walk."

He held up the spoon and blew, warming the fish porridge, and put a mouthful into the cat's mouth.Si Jing held the porridge in his mouth, and protested vaguely, "Just finish this bowl, and I'll leave right away!"

I've come a long way, I must go to the time when you realize your mistakes, and I won't come back until you beg!

Catnip Grass said meekly: "Okay."

And stuffed another spoon into it.

"Is it salty?"

"...It's okay."

Si Jing clicked his lips and continued to announce his plan to leave.

"I'll..."

Kan Ze fed him a spoonful.

"I……"

Kan Ze stuffed in another spoonful.

"I'm going……"

Kan Zesai was steady and quick.

Si Jing finally couldn't take it anymore, he pressed his wrist all of a sudden, glared at him, "Let me finish what I said?"

And it was fed so fast that I didn't have time to swallow it. Now it's all in my cheeks, and my cheeks are almost swollen into squirrels.Are you really blind, or are you blind?

Kan Ze suppressed a smile.Si Jing struggled to swallow all the porridge in his mouth, then opened his mouth again, and ate it as if to be kind, while rubbing his waist suspiciously.

It's just a change of clothes, why does he feel sore in his waist?

He didn't know that he did water push-ups on Kan Ze for an hour and a half yesterday. This exercise was quite exhausting, his waist was sore and his legs were weak, and his long legs couldn't lift much strength.His body seemed to be still swaying, Si Jing moved, and Kan Ze immediately put a pillow between him and the head of the bed.

Leaning on the pillow, Si Daxie finally felt comfortable.

Gee.

Kan Ze asked, "How do you know?"

Dress up?

Si Jing is quite obedient when he's drunk, he doesn't make trouble or vomit, he just likes to giggle by himself, and then act cute.And the next day after drinking, I basically forgot everything from the night before, and I couldn't remember it at all.This situation is commonly known as fragmentation.

Kan Ze had seen him drunk before, knew that he didn't remember, and was a little surprised to see that he was so clear today.

Si Jing sneered, and showed him the phone.

There is a brand new circle of friends on it, with only one message, and the user's avatar is a soaring dragon.

[My cub, handsome? [heart][heart][heart]@第一个狐@白@我家小花天下最最爱的爱】

The bottom is a nine-square grid, and there is a wave of fancy cat catwalks.

"..."

Catnip is silent.

"And he added me first today, and then posted," Si Jing sat cross-legged on the bed, grinning with white teeth, "Huh?"

"..."

If I had known earlier, I would not have sent those gangsters.

Just know how to stab Lou Zi.

Ah.

The old father who stabbed Louzi slowly raised his dragon claw to poke the mobile phone he just bought yesterday.He typed slowly, and he was not familiar with pinyin, so he had to think for a long time to type a word. Bai Hongli had just taught him to register and add people, and now he only came over occasionally to take a look at his progress.

"How's it going?"

Jiaolong's posture looks like a rare old man, wishing he could put a pair of reading glasses on the bridge of his nose.He pressed it hard, and said slowly, "It's not good yet."

The big fat carp then turned his head again, brushed his circle of friends inadvertently, and almost screamed out loud.

"Senior!" he shouted, "Senior, why did you send it?"

Jiaolong finally raised his head from the phone and looked at him.

"what?"

"You sent it!" The big fat carp anxiously pressed it desperately, "What to do, what to do?... Before the benefactor sees it, let's delete it quickly?"

The tip of his nose and forehead were sweating, Jiaolong refused to give him the phone, "I haven't finished sending yet."

... But if you don't give it to me, you don't have to send it!

You might die!

Jiaolong said, "But I posted it myself."

It's true to say so, but Si Jing, boss Si, he can see the tyrant among the cats!

Because you just added him!And you just sold out your comrades-in-arms together, what is this for, is it convenient for the enemy to launch a group attack directly?

Bai Hongli was in a state of desperation, trying to explain clearly to Jiaolong.Before he could think of a word, the phone rang suddenly, and then refreshed, there was an additional comment under the nine squares just now.

[My cub: wait. :)]

Bai Hongli: "..."

He swallowed sharply.

Ask how to make dragon meat delicious, wait online, very urgent.