The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

There were many people at the scene, and when Jiaolong searched for a gap to find a way to rush upstairs, there was no sign of anyone upstairs.In order to prevent being caught as a suspect, Jiaolong had no choice but to get down from the top first, while Bai Hongli and Fox were waiting downstairs, asking, "Senior?"

"Let's go first." Jiaolong said, "Where's Si Jing?"

Si Jing has already gone out, and is sitting in the car at the moment, with his slender legs barely stretched, leaning against the wall of the car, concentrating on rummaging through the small dried fish from the storage compartment of the car.After turning around for a while, he clicked his tongue dissatisfied, "Where's my fish?"

Sitting in the driver's seat, Kan Ze also glanced at the storage compartment, "--It's gone?"

Si Jing opened the box, and the inside was clean, except for half a pack of unused Qingfeng tissues.He emphasized: "The last time I looked at it, there was still a small half bag."

Why is there no one now?

Si Jing still didn't believe it, so he stretched out his hand and looked through it carefully, even searching under the seat, only found a piece of unopened chewing gum.He unwrapped the package two or three times and stuffed it into his mouth, asking vaguely, "Where did it go?"

Kan Ze really couldn't tell.

He followed the little ancestor's scorching gaze, but couldn't find it.

Boss Si was quite unhappy, patted his thigh, and emphasized again, "That's mine!"

After I brought it here, I saved up to eat. I only ate a few sticks a day, and I managed to save up to now!

Kan Ze knew that he was protecting food, and there was nothing he could do about it.

"Xiaohua is good, don't frown—will I fry it for you when I get back later? It just so happens that those are not fresh anymore, I'm afraid Xiaohua will feel uncomfortable after eating them."

Si Jing's brows finally relaxed, he hummed reservedly, and sat up straighter.Kan Ze turned sideways, helped him buckle up his seat belt, and rushed straight to the previously agreed place.

The restaurant agreed with the director is on a secluded street. It is a small two-story building with blue tiles and white walls in the style of Jiangnan folk houses.Because of the good food here and the high level of confidentiality, people in the circle often meet here to discuss matters. Fang Yuandao, who booked a private room, has arrived first, and the proprietress is not surprised to see two more celebrities get out of the car. They led the way, "Mr. Fang is waiting in the room."

Si Jing just took off his coat, and the director Wang Yuanwang who was meeting with him had already stepped into the door.He stood up and called, "Director Wang."

Fang Yuandao also smiled politely, "I've heard the name for a long time."

Wang Yuan is well-known, but his appearance is just ordinary. He is nearly forty years old, with white spots on his temples. He is serious, but he doesn't have the airs of a famous director.He sat down on the chair and asked, "Are you Si Jing? You look a little smaller than on TV."

Si Daxie, who was a few years older than the motherland's mother, smiled harmlessly, and Fang Yuandao explained: "Our Si Jing is indeed young, only 22."

22. Not too young among artists, but already on the big screen.Although there is no absolute positive correlation between age and strength, it has to be admitted that more years of experience are always good for actors.

Only when there are many things to perform can we slowly taste the tricks and be able to shine.

Although Si Jing has aura, he can't be considered to be fully brilliant, he is still a piece of rough jade that has not fully bloomed its brilliance.

Wang Yuan was deeply impressed by the look in his eyes, and asked: "When you acted in a TV series, did the company help you?"

Si Jing nodded, Fang Yuandao took the words, and smiled wryly: "To tell the truth, Director Wang, you should have heard about what happened in Si Jing's former company. It's so ridiculous that I can't mention it. The film in my hand is not very good either. , so when he came to our studio, he didn’t dare to arrange films for him.”

"It's fine if we don't line up right away," Wang Yuan said, "He still has a talent for this, and shooting those messy things will only ruin this talent."

Fang Yuandao sensitively heard the positive meaning from these words, and immediately laughed even wider.The manager's eloquence is a basic skill, and he easily controls the overall situation. On behalf of the studio, he greets Wang Yuan. Before the hot dishes are served, the atmosphere is almost stirred up.

Only Si Jing didn't worry, seeing the steamed sea bass start to go up, his eyes rolled immediately.

There is a characteristic of Wang Yuan’s filming. He seldom organizes large-scale auditions. In his words, it is completely unnecessary-it can be seen at a glance whether he is suitable or not. The actors in the films he directs are often the same. It is determined in private between two or three people.Fang Yuandao was well aware of his habit, he spoke neither humble nor overbearing, in fact he quietly dazzled Si Jing several times.

Obedient, sensible, and hardworking...

The vacation is actually going out to study...

Motivated?That is required.Si Jing loves life and loves small animals. He usually doesn't litter when he goes out. He even has a cat at home. Hey, he looks so cute...

Director Wang became very interested in the last topic and asked, "What cat?"

Yuan Fang exposed cat photos on Weibo, Fang Yuandao quickly found them, and showed Wang Yuan his mobile phone.The little cute inside is holding its own hind paws with its front paws, four short and fat feet are facing the sky, its white fluffy belly is exposed, its head is tilted, and it is sleeping soundly, even the paw pads are authentic pink The color, the whole marshmallow with strawberry filling, is going to be sweet to the heart.

Si Jing, who was watched by the crowd, was in a complicated mood.

Several people huddled together to look at his sleeping photos, why is this scene so weird?

Wang Yuan stared at it for a while, and asked, "What breed is this?"

"Mankikang has short legs," the agent said, and he introduced it sparingly, as if he wanted to sell Si Jing. "Do you know the corgi? This kind of cat is called the cat's corgi, and its legs are short..."

Si Jing suddenly raised his head.

Fang Yuandao didn't notice it, and continued to expose: "It can't even go down the stairs, it has to jump down on four legs like a rabbit, hahaha!"

...Have a hammer.

The boss suddenly cast his eyes on Kan Ze.

How does this person know?

He never saw me go down the stairs again!

Kan Ze spread his hands quietly, and the buds in his sleeves swayed wildly, showing that he didn't say it.With Director Wang present at this moment, Si Jing couldn't vent his anger at all, so he could only grit his teeth secretly and stare at the manager who was having a great time poking his tires.

Both the agent and Director Wang are very satisfied with this topic and are still continuing.

"How short?"

"Si Jing's manager secretly measured it while it was sleeping, and the entire leg is only [-] centimeters from the top to the bottom, which is too much—have you ever seen this kind of cat? It can't even reach the top of your head when you stretch your legs of!"

Si Daxie almost performed a live split for him.

Can I get there?

I am very flexible, can I lift one leg straight above my head, okay?

And, even if it's the original form, I can get there, okay? ... Bury your head down a little, isn't that enough?

He said, "It's actually not seven centimeters."

My legs are 1.8 meters long, let me know.

Unexpectedly, Director Wang agreed, "I don't think it's seven centimeters."

……Um?

Does this director have eyes that can clearly see his mighty and domineering nature?

Wang Yuan: "From this picture, I can tell it's no more than five centimeters."

……Grass.

Still a group of blind mortals.

Si Jing's chest was tight, and taking advantage of the tablecloth to cover it, he stretched out his leg and kicked the manager sitting on the right.Fang Yuandao was kicked suddenly, a muffled moan almost came out of his mouth, and he choked it back, his face was deformed.

Wang Yuan was surprised: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, nothing." The manager smirked, "Thank you Director Wang for your concern, but I accidentally knocked on the corner of the table."

Turning around, he raised his eyebrows at Si Jing.

What are you doing?

Si Jing also raised his eyebrows at him, conveying very clearly the meaning of "if you mess with you, just find something to do".

Thorn couldn't afford to offend him, not to mention that the boss was still on his side, so Fang Yuandao could only turn around in resentment, and continued to smile at Director Wang.

Halfway through the serving, two bottles of expensive red wine were suddenly served again.Fang Yuandao had already ordered wine and made a round of toasts. Seeing this posture, he frowned and asked, "Why did you go up again?"

The waiter explained: "Hello, there is a customer at the front desk who has settled your bill for this private room and ordered two more bottles of wine for you."

Director Wang was also a little surprised.He came back this time mainly to see how Si Jing was doing and whether he could take on that role, and he didn't ask anyone else out.He said, "Who is it?"

After a while, two other figures walked in under the guidance.The one in front nodded and bowed, smiling all over his face, and said, "Director Wang, I've been wanting to visit you sometime, but I'm not sure when you'll be free, so I can help Xiao Lian give us some pointers—"

When he saw a few people present, his expression changed suddenly, and then he smiled as if nothing had happened, "So Si Jing is also there."

Si Jing raised his eyes, glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, then turned back, "Who are you?"

The man's expression was a little unbearable, he forced a smile and said: "How long has it been, Si Jing really has a new employer, so he forgot about the old one."

——Old club.

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of Fang Yuandao and Kan Ze also changed. Si Jing frowned, carefully looked at the man who was bending his back and laughing back and forth several times, and finally compared him and Cui's one. The people matched up, and it is said that it was the capable manager under the old Mr. Cui who worked together with Yuan Fang.Si Jing only occasionally saw this person walking with Yuan Fang, but he didn't even know his name, and he didn't take his words with guns and sticks to heart, so he asked again, "Who are you? "

The manager couldn't hold back his face at all, his smile froze at the corner of his mouth, as if he had been frozen.He turned his face and bent down towards Wang Yuan, with a very humble posture, "Hello, Director Wang, my name is Chen Tong, and I'm from Cui's Culture Co., Ltd..."

He beckoned behind him, and the young man behind hurried up to meet him, smiling all over his face, "This is our Xiaolian. We have filmed a few serials recently, and the response has been quite good. Come on, Xiaolian——"

Wang Yuan has been in the circle for more than ten years, and he is well aware of such methods, and he is very familiar with them.When they couldn't find a way, they just bumped into them and forcibly opened a way, and it was not uncommon for them to try to get on the line in spite of themselves.If it was normal, he would have invited people out long ago, but there is still a relationship with Si Jingqian's company...

He hesitated a little, and looked back at Si Jing, but was immediately caught by the two who had just arrived.The manager smiled happily at Si Jing, "When Si Jing first joined the company, I still remember that he was taken to the planning department with a skewer of grilled fish in his hand... Si Jing really doesn't remember me?"

He added: "Your manager Yuan Fang and I are old friends."

Si Jing didn't remember Yuan Fang mentioning this person, but Fang Yuandao answered, "This Mr. Chen and Yuan Fang's definitions of old friends may be different."

Chen Tong didn't smile anymore.

Fang Yuandao didn't seem to notice the change in his expression, and continued to say politely: "I'm really sorry, but Director Wang and I have something to discuss, it's not good to have outsiders present. Can you and your artist go out first? "

This is blatantly driving people away.Wang Yuan didn't show any other expressions, obviously acquiescing.

Chen Tong didn't establish a relationship, so he reluctantly said a few more words on the scene, and dragged the artist out of the house.After going out, his face darkened in an instant, and he spat on the ground, "What the hell, I only know how to pick up tall branches and fly, and now I still have the face to put on a show with me."

His artist has just debuted not long ago, and he still has a natural envy for popular traffic, and feels dwarf when standing in front of the other party.What's more, there were two people sitting inside, and he said timidly: "Brother Chen, if people hear you say that, it might not be very good..."

"What's wrong?" Chen Tong sneered, "You are also timid. Back then, our company single-handedly promoted him. Why didn't we give him the resources? Now it's good. When we become popular, people will dislike our small temple. Find a place where you can stretch your legs and eat as offerings—you don’t know the shame if you eat the inside out.”

He stood at the door for a while, finally feeling unwilling.

Wang Yuan is preparing a blockbuster movie, this is the news that he got it with great difficulty.In the past few years, all of Wang Yuan's films have produced high-quality products, and he has already become a top-ranking director in China. Even if he can join his crew, even if he is only a supporting role in the [-]th line, it is quite important.Chen Tong inquired for a long time, and finally caught a chance to meet Wang Yuan, but was kicked out, and just left, how could he swallow this breath?

His entertainer whispered: "Brother Chen, why don't we go back first..."

Chen Tong stared.

"Where are you going? They all came out of the same nest. If he can act, you can't?"

He was still standing in the hall, and was invited out by the proprietress herself, so he was reluctant to step out.It's just that he was thinking viciously in his heart, and he didn't know which supporting role Si Jing wanted, so it would be better if this matter was blurred.

However, things backfired. At this moment, Director Wang finally named out the character he wanted Si Jing to try. Fang Yuandao was taken aback when he said the name.

"This...this is..."

"Well," Director Wang said, "I want him to try the lead role."

A huge sesame seed cake fell from the sky, knocking the manager into a daze.

main character? !

"It's not the whole play," Director Wang said lightly. "Adolescence and middle-aged and old age are two different roles to play. This character was a bit angular when he was a teenager, he didn't obey discipline very much, and had a temper. What should he look for?" Things have to be done.”

Kan Ze and Fang Yuandao thought in their hearts at the same time, this is simply the epitome of Si Jing.

After all, Si Jing is as stubborn as a donkey rather than a cat.

"The main reason is that the image fits well," Wang Yuan said. "The final decision may depend on the results of the audition... But for now, you are the most suitable one for the role in my mind."

Fang Yuandao immediately took half a reassurance, and hurriedly brought the artists to toast the director. This time, his thanks were more sincere, "Thank you Director Wang, Si Jing will definitely do his best."

The wine is a fine wine, slightly bitter when swallowed, but the aftertaste is sweet, full-bodied and full-bodied.Si Jing held the wine glass and smacked his lips, thinking that the taste was quite good, so he took a few more sips.

Kan Ze kept paying attention to him, and when he saw that the wine in his glass was half empty, he patted his leg quietly.

"..." Boss Si put down his wine glass.

He turned his head and glanced, seeing Kan Ze and the director started talking again, he immediately raised the goblet again, drank it quickly, and finally poured half a glass back into the glass secretly, destroying the evidence.

But Kan Ze spotted it at a glance, and couldn't laugh or cry, "Be careful of getting drunk."

Where is it so easy to get drunk.

Si Jing, whose face was already flushed, thought to himself, happily stepping on the beat with his feet.

He is not very clear about his attributes when he is drunk, and he doesn't know that once he is drunk, his IQ will basically disappear, leaving only stupid and cute.At this moment, I drank a bowl of sweet soup, and was blown away by the heat of the soup, completely overwhelmed by alcohol, my cheeks were flushed and I didn't even notice it, I concentrated on gnawing on the glass.Halfway through the gnawing, he groped over with his hand, stole Kan Ze's spoon and put it in his mouth to gnaw, a row of white teeth were imprinted on the spoon, like a rabbit.

Then drunkenly raised his eyelids to see if Kan Ze had paid attention.

I don't seem to see it.

Si Jing stretched out his hand and moved the chopsticks along. His arm was dangling and he even knocked over a cup.Kan Ze has been watching him all the time, now his eyesight is quick to help him up, watching his hands fumble along the tablecloth, grabbing every chopstick for a long time.

Like a hamster hoarding food in its nest.

The other two people on the table also noticed it, and they couldn't laugh or cry.

"Drunk even with wine?"

Fang Yuandao explained: "Si Jing usually never drinks alcohol."

"You don't smoke either?"

"No smoking."

This is indeed rare.Artists are under a lot of pressure, public opinion is always watching, and paparazzi candidly take pictures. Most of them vent their psychological problems by smoking and drinking.Those who don't smoke or drink are simply giant pandas in the circle, and they are really rare animals.

Thinking about Si Jing's age, Wang Yuan said: "It's good, after all, it's still young. Touching these things hurts the body."

The kitty, who was older than all the humans present, gnawed on his chopsticks and laughed.

He was already drunk, and the others couldn't stay any longer, so they stood up, "Director Wang, why don't you go back first?"

Kan Ze held the little drunk half in his arms, and said, "Sorry, Director Wang, I'm afraid I can't deliver it, let Fang Yuandao and people from my studio deliver it to you."

The director waved his hand and didn't care, "He's already drunk like that, just leave him alone."

He couldn't help laughing again: "It's like turning blush on."

Kan Ze nodded, turned his head to look at Si Jing, but saw the two hairs protruding from the top of the other's head with sharp eyes.

It's milky brown, fluffy, and has a circle of light pink inside.

Shit, shit, shit!

After touching the catnip grass countless times, he immediately realized what it was, quickly took off his coat and put it on Si Jingdou's head, covering even his hair.

The director just turned around, "By the way, Kan Ze, looking back at the audition...why did you cover him up so hard?"

Kan Ze remained calm, "It's a bit cold outside, I'm afraid he will catch a cold."

Holding Si Jing firmly in his hand, he felt the kitty wriggling in his arms, protesting up and down, "The pants are too tight, they are strangled..."

Kan Ze knew he was talking about strangling his tail.But at this moment the director was still watching, and he couldn't let Si Jing's tail just pop out like this, so he had to stretch out one hand to hold it down, and forced the tip of the tail that had already penetrated the waist of his trousers into Wang Li.The big tail was quite unhappy, and desperately wanted to jump out. Si Jing felt imprisoned, so he also stretched out his hand to pull down his trousers to let it out.

The two branches quickly poked over, hiding under the clothes and tugging on Si Jing's pants.

Kan Ze pulled up, Si Jing pulled down, the two struggled like a tug-of-war, their trousers were almost torn apart.

Why isn't the director leaving?

Director Wang also drank two more glasses, stood at the gate to clear up with the cold wind blowing, and wanted to chat more, so he kept talking to Kan Ze.On the surface, Kan Ze is as stable as Mount Tai, but in fact, he has used seven or eight branches and leaves to transform Si Jinglue's slim casual pants into green overalls.

Si Jing talked for a long time, feeling a little unhappy.

"Tail……"

The director didn't hear clearly, "What?"

Maonip said calmly: "He said let's go, maybe he wants to go home."

There was already a slit in the trousers, and the leaves quickly covered him.Fortunately, Kan Ze's coat is wide, and it's dark outside, so he couldn't tell it for a while, and the director didn't notice the abnormality, he just felt that the posture of the two hugging each other was weird, but drunk people are always difficult , he didn't take it seriously, "Then take him back, ah, I'm leaving too."

Kan Ze watched him get into the car, and immediately looked at the assistant, signaling him to hurry up.

The assistant understood, stepped on the accelerator, and took the man away.

The blush on Si Jing's face seemed to have melted to his temples.At this moment, most of his face was covered in powder, and he half leaned against Kan Ze's body, showing two rows of white teeth and smiling sweetly.Kan Ze put his arms around him, watched the director's car go away, and put Si Jing on the passenger seat, so he couldn't help kissing his forehead.

"My heart will be melted by your laughter."

Although the love words are earthy, they really come from the heart.

Si Jing was wearing Kan Ze's coat, wrinkled his nose, and sniffed hard; if it wasn't for the seat belt, he would have slipped under the car right now.Kan Ze found him a fur hat to wear, temporarily covering his ears, and then asked, "Would you like to put the tail back first?"

Si Jing let out a murmur in his throat, and the effect was not good.

Although it was dark at the moment, if someone noticed on the road, it would be bad after all.Kan Ze thought for a while, wrapped his fur tail around Si Jing's neck, and forcibly made him a serious cat fur collar, just like a scarf.The tip of the tail was tucked into the coat pocket that covered the body, and the pocket button was buttoned, and it was slightly fixed, so it was completely invisible that it was moving.

Si Jing, surrounded by his own tail, rested his chin on his hair, feeling dizzy.

"Would you like to go home?"

"Well……"

"Go back to bed and sleep okay?"

"Well."

"Can't sleep playing with balloons?"

"Well……"

The saliva was dripping, and a small piece of fur tail was wet.

"That's the default."

Kan Ze happily stepped on the gas pedal, and took away the soft Sijing burrito that was caught by the tail.

Catnip rubbed the leaves excitedly in its heart.

He actually bought more than one piece of small clothes for the short-legged cat, all kinds of styles, and a bib—it's just that Si Jingping usually feels domineering, so where can he let him try it on?

—Finally let him find a chance.