The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

Fortunately, the mysterious baby hasn't been produced yet, and the water inside is quite clear.Kan Ze hastily reached out his hand and pulled the drenched hairball out of the water, "Are you all right?"

The cat in his hand didn't even meow now, wishing he could just drown in the toilet.

What a shame.

I'm sorry for his reputation as a big cat.

Kan Ze stroked his hair, suppressed a smile and coaxed in a low voice: "It's okay, let's take a bath and it will smell good again."

Si Jing still stared at the ground, not wanting to raise his head at all.

Kan Ze carried the litter box into the bathroom and placed it more conspicuously. He tapped and tapped on it with his fingers, reminding the kitten to look this way so that it wouldn't be really suffocated later.The path to the toilet was impassable, and his stomach was really gurgling, so Si Jing could only walk slowly into the cat toilet with his stomach full. He raised his olive green round eyes and glanced at Kan Ze.

The man understood, and closed the door for him by the way, leaving the cat alone.

It was only then that Si Jing struggled to lift his short legs, stepped up, and squatted quietly in the cat litter.

Ok……

This taste is indeed a bit stimulating.

His impulse to excrete the treasure was obviously clearer. Si Jing sniffed it, and didn't care to be picky. He shook his wet hair, found the most suitable position with the highest terrain, and took a good pose to solve his urgent needs. Physiological problems solved.

……Wait a minute.

He froze suddenly, turned his head hesitantly, and looked back.

A little wet.

Did something strange get on his body?

……

Boss Si suddenly began to doubt Maosheng.

He clearly just wanted to carry out normal physical exercise.

Why is it so difficult to experiment with such a simple requirement?

The bathroom door was not closed tightly, and Kan Ze was still a little worried, so he poked his head out from behind and watched.Now he clearly saw it, he held back a smile and came in from the outside

The cat that was finished was still stubbornly squatting inside, motionless.

Kan Ze patted his head.

"Xiao Hua, it's time to plan."

"..."

The kitten's expression was death.

No planing!

Plane a hammer - I want paper!

"It's really time to get up," Kan Ze simply squatted down and touched his hairy heads, "I can't stay here all the time, can I?"

Si Jing stared at him with olive green eyes.

Yes, I've been here.

I live here.

To be honest, I've just discovered that the climate and terrain here are perfect for cats.Do you see the cat litter piled up under my feet?This is the villa I just built for myself.

I'm ready to take over this land.

I won't move!

Kan Ze: "You can't hide even if you don't move, Xiao Hua."

hiding what?

I have nothing to hide at all!

The cat cub meowed, his big eyes filled with warnings.

Don't you spit on the cat--

Kan Ze suddenly stretched out his hand, took him by the back of the neck, and lifted him up.Si Jing was shocked, and hurriedly prepared to hide the land with his tail, but Kan Ze caught it before he waved his tail twice in the air.

The crime scene without shelter is directly exposed.

"Look," Kan Ze nodded his forehead, "Is it really stained? Why did you choose a place as thick as cat litter just now? It's easy to touch it with short legs."

Kitty almost exploded his lungs.

Who has short legs?

If you have the ability, you raise your eyes, look at me, and tell me again who has short legs? ?

Before he could protest with a loud mian, someone had already stuffed him into the basin.After adjusting the temperature of the water, Kan Ze whipped up a large puff of snow-white foam on his hands, and glued it to his drenched hair like a wall.Si Jing hummed from being rubbed, and couldn't help but want to nibble on that sweet-smelling hand, but he was pressed even tighter.

"do not move."

The new excrement shoveler worked hard and rubbed him from top to bottom.Even the four pink meat pads, which were not stained with dust at all, were held in their hands, and they were carefully rubbed and rubbed one by one. The whole body was covered with foam, only the big round eyes and a few trembling hair sticks were exposed. beard.

It turned into a marshmallow with green eyes.

Marshmallow sneezed, and a few small air bubbles floated out of the air, which he poked childishly one by one with his fingernails.

The German black back also came over at some point, and wandered around the door, seeing that the shit shovel officer and his new favorite seemed to be playing with something fun, he hesitated, and ran in the door too.

"Don't come in, Erhei," Kan Ze warned, "You'll get wet later, and you have to take a shower."

Heibei couldn't understand, but still ran in happily, rubbing bubbles all over together, excitedly trying to stuff his huge body into the small basin for washing cats, in fact, he could barely squeeze his two front paws .

Si Jing felt that the dog was hopelessly stupid.

He didn't let Kan Ze touch the place where the treasure was stained, he rubbed it on the paper, wiped it clean, and then came back to wash it, making himself fragrant and fluffy, the hot air from the hair dryer blows like a rolling milk tea Color fur ball.

Kan Ze put down the hair dryer, looked at him for a while, and suddenly couldn't help laughing.

He seemed to be barely restraining himself from laughing, and turned his head away.

Si Jing didn't realize it yet, so he looked left and right in front of the pier mirror, admiring his extraordinarily tall figure at the moment.

Gee.

Not bad.

Someone knocked on the door.

Kan Ze glanced at the monitor, opened the door, and someone outside stepped in and handed over a thick stack of documents, "Brother Kan, this is the next variety show planning, and our work schedule for this week—ah , where did the cat come from?"

Si Jing raised his eyelids and gave him a peripheral vision.

He had seen this face before, it was from the studio.

Kan Ze flipped through the documents, "Well, I raised them."

The young man squatted down, looked at Si Jing, and asked incredulously, "Brother Kan, does your cat have legs?"

"..."

What does it mean to have legs?

Si Jing turned around suddenly, showing his sharp little canine teeth at him.

What, what, called, have, legs?

Are you blind my friend?If the sagging of the cranial nerve affects the retina, you should see a doctor, okay? ?

Do such long legs do not exist in your eyes?

The staff members were still watching, seeing it struggling to raise its body and exposing its legs, they excitedly raised their voices and sighed, "Ah, there really is."

With a serious face, Si Jing stomped on his shoes a few times with his claws.

"It's so cute," the young man looked at it for a long time, and couldn't help but want to reach out and hug it. "How can there be a cat with such short legs? Just like Corgi, the short legs are too cute—come on, brother hug hug!"

Si Jing's appearance is indeed very deceptive.That round head, those round eyes, that small body that can't help bobbing like jumping when walking, and those short legs with only long fingers that struggle to support the body, it's almost like someone is using a ruler to measure , created in the image of a cat in man's dream.From head to toe, sweet like a down-to-earth cutie.If it is made into a toy like this and placed in the store, there must be a lot of children clamoring for it; There are a lot of people who can't handle it harshly.

Just looking at it, I can't wait to buy it a lifetime of small dried fish.

It's a pity that she wears a cute shell, but looks like a big brother's soul.

The boss doesn't want to be a cutie, the boss just wants to be his own cat bully.

The young man stretched out his arms to hug him, but the boss stepped on him again, and ran away aggressively.The document in Kan Ze's hand didn't turn a page for a long time, and he suddenly said, "I usually say, let Dad hold it."

The young man was taken aback, "...huh?"

Then I just claimed to be so self-proclaimed, didn't I let you take advantage of it?

He obediently changed his name, but still persevered, "Then let uncle hug you!"

Kan Ze closed the cover of the variety show script, "He only recognizes me."

The boss meowed in agreement.

Yes, I don't recognize anyone except this smell.

The young man put his hand down.

No matter how dull he is, he is more or less aware now that Kan Ze doesn't want him to touch his cat anymore.What's more, young people are not simple people who just came out of society, they still have good eyesight, put their hands down, never mention the matter of teasing cats, and barely control their urge to touch a few hands.

However, this delicious fluffy ball, which looked easy to touch, was dangling in front of him with its tail up high, lying softly on Kanze's lap.The young man looked more and more itchy, and while Kan Ze was going to the bathroom, he immediately tried to hook up.

"Hey!"

He curled his fingers and teased the kitten.

"Come here, come and show Uncle, Uncle will buy you delicious food and dried fish, okay?"

Si Jing licked his paw, and looked up at him in disgust.

Is this when you are stupid?

The young man is like a wretched and idiotic uncle, still trying to coax him.

"Come on, I have mice here."

Si Jing remained motionless.

That's really embarrassing, our noble cats have never cared about mice.

"Then what do you want?" The young man was completely discouraged, fumbling around in his bag, "I don't have anything else here, just a water glass that Brother Kan left in the studio—"

Si Jing's hairy ears suddenly stood up.

water, cup?

It poked its head over and meowed impatiently, beckoning the young man to hurry up.

It's fair to touch your head for a gift.

Hee hee, it smells so good.

It's just that the mouth of the bottle seems a little small.

……

Ok.

It seems to be really small.

After a while, Kan Ze came out of the bathroom. His cat was holding a familiar water bottle, with its small round head inserted into it. At the moment, it was scratching the sofa with its paws, trying hard to pull itself out.The young man at the side turned pale with shock, and stood aside to encourage it, "Hold on! It's almost there, it'll come out soon!"

"..."

Standing at the door, Kan Ze felt for a moment that he had gone to the wrong place.

This is really his home, not some obstetrics and gynecology scene?

The author has something to say: Dip the mystery baby in bread crumbs, fry it in oil, and the children next door will cry.