The enemy is catnip and I am a cat how to break [Entertainment circle]

The news that Si Jing joined Kan Ze's studio exploded in the middle of the night.

The fans on both sides made it clear that they didn't believe it, and they turned over and over again to find those four words: How is it possible?

How!what!Can!able! !

Speaking of which, almost every popular artist will have a counterpart to some extent.Opponents are often as popular as others. They may be of the same sex who follow the same route, or they may be of the opposite sex who are completely disgusted because of bondage.Generally speaking, fans share the same belief: your misfortune is our happiness.

The happier we are when we see the more miserable your master is.

What?Is Si Jing going to be hidden in the snow?

That's right, the flowers of the heart are blooming-open a garden full of spring scenery, spring back to the earth, peaches and plums contend for fragrance, and all things rejuvenate!

They were only happy for a few days.The Weibo of the lottery is still hanging on the homepage, but it was suddenly ripped off from the happiness of eating melons.

I fell and fell unconscious.

……

What the hell is going on?

The fans of both sides met under this Weibo, and they looked at each other for the first time, at a loss.

In the past, the deadly enemies who would not give up when they saw that they didn't spit foam all over the mouth, now they have become a family.

Fate is such a tormenting little thing.

Kan Ze's fans said dryly: "Then, welcome to join?"

Si Jing's fans were silent for a long time, "...um. Haha, I'm so happy."

At the same time, they read the deep helplessness and soulless commercial flattery from each other's words.

After that, Yuan Fang went to Mr. Cui.Before the negotiation, Si Jing called him over and stuffed him with a piece of paper. Manager Yuan was full of suspicion, looking at the densely packed A4 paper in his hand, "What is this?"

Si Jing gave him an apt answer, "Statement of Incrimination."

"Aha?"

Yuan Fang looked down, the corners of his mouth twitched more and more.

"He doesn't flush the toilet, doesn't wash his feet when he goes back, and hires someone to rub his back—how do you know this?"

Boss Si is currently pinching a ball of yarn without looking back, "He said it."

Yuan Fang's expression was even more surprised, "He told you that he was actually constipated?"

What the hell is this quirk?

But Yuan Fang really couldn't figure out how Si Jing knew about such a detailed thing.He had no choice but to tuck the paper under his arm, and followed the lawyer to find a place.Kanze Studio specially found a few brand-new Bentley long cars for them, and sent two bodyguards on motorcycles to lead the way.

Si Jing also went to see the spectacle, and sighed: "Lay out another red carpet, tie two paper flowers on the car, and you will be able to pick up the bride."

Yuan Fang thought of Mr. Cui's face, and his complexion was distorted: "You are the only one who can make me hate marriage with a single metaphor."

If he had picked up such a bride, he would have killed himself on the way.

How sorry is this for life?

Si Jing didn't go.Although he likes to join in the fun, he doesn't really like to join in the fun of people he hates.He changed back to his original shape, went to the express box placed by the window, spread it into a round cat cake, and began to bask in the sun.

The sunlight shone in through the glass, and Si Daxie was roasted and his whole body was hot and warm.He kicked the cardboard box with his paws, slowly closed his eyes, and shook the long hair on his forehead a few times.

The afternoon sun, the windows are wide open, and the autumn wind is blowing, making the cat just want to sleep in comfortably.

Ok……

Si Jing's beard trembled suddenly, and he lifted the cat's head out of the cardboard box.

What does it smell like?

He raised his head and settled for a while, then moved his wet pink nose a few more times to inhale the smell even more deeply.

Thick like the sea, light like the wind.

I can't tell whether it is sweet or spicy, but it is soft from the cat's head to the fur tail.Si Jing yelled softly with a small milky voice, poked his head hard to inhale, completely drunk and forgetful, jumped out of the box in a daze, and went out the door.

The meat pad stepped on the carpet without making a sound.Si Jing's eyes were straightened, his usual proud every step was turned into an S step, he turned around, he stumbled when he walked, and his hairy tail almost blurred his face.

He squatted in front of the door where the scent came out, and began to think about how to get in with the little brain capacity left.

Should I break in the door, or call out the fragrant thing inside?

Si Jing leaned his head against the door and thought hard for a long time, a small snoring that he didn't realize was coming out of his mouth.

He couldn't figure out why, and the door opened.

Kan Ze appeared in front of the door.

"Mi woo..."

The kitten's meowing became longer and longer, and when you listened to it, it was like soaking in honey, milky and sweet, like stepping into a honey jar.It has round olive blue eyes, its nose is flapping, and its tail is softly wrapping around people's feet.A few short legs started to move, strenuously rubbing against Kan Ze's legs, trying to chew on the baby teeth.

"Meow, meow——"

The man on the top paused, then stretched out his hand and lifted him up.

Si Jing Xunxue looked at him with unfocused eyes, like a drunk.

It sniffed again.

Kan Ze obviously just took a shower, and now he is only wearing a bathrobe loosely.The smell was mixed with the floral fragrance of the shower gel, but maybe without the cover of the clothes, his own smell became stronger, much heavier than usual.Si Jing smelled it, his heart felt as if there were thousands of ants scratching it, he wished he could stuff the whole thing into his mouth, impatiently pressed his teeth against a small piece of skin on his hand, rubbed and tested it Look for a place to lower your mouth.

Kan Ze picked up the short-legged milk cat by the soft and delicate fur on the back of its neck, and looked around.

"Little flower?"

He said, putting it in his arms, breaking it to check if it was injured anywhere, "Where have you been for so long? You still know how to go home?"

Si Jing gnawed at his hand in dissatisfaction.

Go back to the ghost's house!

Brother, can I come to have a meal?Please send your delicious flesh into my mouth, please? ?

Kan Ze's brows moved slightly, and he laughed softly as he watched Mao's head keep digging into his bathrobe.

"Little colored cat."

He carried Si Jing inside and closed the door.

The German blackback is still there, and right now it's lying on the floor concentrating on chewing one of its bone toys.Suddenly seeing Kan Ze come back with another cat in his arms, it lifted its chin and barked blankly.

Kan Ze said, "It's okay, Erhei, it's Xiaohua's younger brother."

Erhei loosened his bones and ran over, but Si Jing slapped his paw on the dog's face in disgust.

Stupid dog!

The German black back was not angry, and stretched out its bright red thin tongue to try to lick it.Si Jing was licked until his fur was shaking, and he meowed in anger. In the end, he simply stuffed himself into Kan Ze's bathrobe, squatted on his strong abs, poked his hairy head out from the neckline, and glared at him. it.

"Meow!"

You are really blind.

If you don’t have a good cat, what kind of dog should you raise?

Is it to lower the IQ level of the family?

It sucked all kinds of meat and eight vegetables, and it didn't forget to try its best to round its eyes, and the small balls were puffed up, and the fried hair looked like a stegosaurus.

Kan Ze was amused, lifted the cat up, kissed one of the little pink cushions, and was slapped again.

"I bought you something."

After the last time he came, Kan Ze took his heart, and the family prepared a lot for it.There were not only small bowls of fish bones, but also cat litter boxes and cat climbing frames. Sitting cross-legged on the carpet, Kan Ze took apart a cat teasing stick, and the feathers on it danced and dangled in front of Si Jing's eyes.

Still want to coax, "Xiao Hua, can you catch me or not?"

Ah.

Si Daxie remained motionless, as stable as a mountain.

This kind of thing that deceives kittens.

A boss of its level——

A drop of water dripped from the tip of Kan Ze's undried hair, and it just hit the cat teasing stick.

The smell suddenly became fragrant, and Si Jing suddenly became interested in this stupid stick.

It grinds its claws and looks without blinking.Immediately, he jumped with confidence and pride——

jump--

When the short legs gave way, it hit the carpet and spread out into cat cakes again.

Si Jing lay on the wool carpet, glaring at Kan Ze.

Do you want me to perform acrobatics for you by raising it so high?

Kan Ze hurriedly stroked his hair, "I'll lower it, you can play again."

Play with a hammer!

It's not a matter of height at all, it's a matter of the cat's self-esteem and faith - faith, you know!

The boss is full of anger.

Kan Ze said, "I'll make an apology to you."

Immediately, it was picked up, paralyzed in the arms full of intoxicating aroma, drank goat's milk patter, and was also fed nutrition bars.Rolling his tongue, he licked away the white paste that was squeezed out from the top of the nutrition bar. It melted a little bit in his mouth, and his mouth was full of sweet taste.

The German black back watched helplessly, and tried to squeeze his head over several times, but was kicked away by Si Jing, so he had to squat on the carpet aggrieved, watching the little goblin who came from nowhere to be favored, and was pushed away by Si Jing. The sore tail almost went up to the sky.

Dinner is salmon.

The fish was tender and delicious, Si Jing ate nothing, then walked around Kan Ze's big bed twice with his head held high, encircling his territory.

It hadn't finished enclosing the territory yet, but it noticed the peristalsis of its own stomach.

"Ugh..."

The short-legged milk cat jumped off the bed, clenching its tail and walked out, trying to find a place to settle its swollen organs.

Kan Ze saw it, and dragged the cat litter box he just bought towards it, "Xiao Hua, come here, the cat litter box has been spread inside."

Si Jing held back the thought of release and raised his head.

joke.

He is a mature cat, and he can be regarded as one of the best bosses among cats. How can the treasures he produces be in such an ordinary place?

It walked into the bathroom with its head held high, meowing and urging, and then jumped onto the toilet with difficulty along the lid of the trash can.Then he stood on the toilet seat, pouted his milk-brown hairy buttocks.

Kan Ze followed in, unavoidably surprised.

"Xiao Hua wants to come this way?"

Si Jing meowed again in warning.

Little flower with a hammer.

Call me boss, fast, right now.

It was triumphantly preparing to show the real technology to this human being, and after holding back its strength, its short legs failed to stand firmly, dangling on the smooth toilet seat, and its body tilted——

With a plop, the kitten fell into the water completely, turning into a drenched ball of hair, purring and sank to the bottom.

The author has something to say: Si Jing: It's time to show real skills!

puff--

Kan Ze: ...Well, the diving performance was good.full marks.

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Boss Si: I think you are embarrassing my kitten!

In other words, it may be because I wrote too much about the stream of consciousness in the last article. Why do I always feel that the atmosphere is weird when I write a funny cat stick and feed a nutritional cream in this article...

Rounding it up, it seems to be an aircraft carrier.

terrible.