You're a cannon fodder

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Zhuyeqing deserved to be a good CV in the middle of the catch, he said wait, Xia Yang only waited for half an hour and got his H demonstration tutorial.

Xia Yang couldn't wait to put on the earphones to listen, feeling as excited as a pervert listening to the corner.

As a result, after listening to it, he fell silent, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, and didn't know what expression to show.

He never knew that panting alone could be so alluring, and the faint groans in the panting, which seemed to be unbearably changed, made his ears itchy and blood spurting.

but……

Apart from the occasional spray of wheat, Fang Zexi was panting and suddenly resumed his seriousness and started teaching...

"Gongyin Shou's H is not like Shouyin H, just shout it. If you shout too much, it sounds feminine, so there is no need for Gongyin to play this role. It is necessary to use breath to structure the whole H process. Make one or two calls at certain times. Think about the kiss on the chest, you should say "ah..." in a short breath, and then use the breath "ha..." to bring the following Part of it. There are also "uh..." and "uh..." biting your lips and unwilling to make a sound. All panting must be coherent, and some lines with lines should also have a feeling of unsteady breath. How to pant depends on the character. Needs, like your character, start with shock, say 'sir, what's the matter?' in a normal puzzled voice, then panic 'what are you doing? Let go!' and then he's kissed, so inhale, make a lip jam The sound of holding, a short 'uh', half of it will be broken. Use your nose to inhale for a while, 'huh...huh...huh...', then let go of your mouth and gasp, 'ha...ha...ha ... ', H will have a process, don't come up, ah hahaha oh oh oh oh oh, the brain supplements you ... hahahaha ... you are touched from top to next, breathing From slow to urgent, the moment you enter the flesh, you have to groan 'Uh... huh... huh... huh...', the panting is more urgent than before, and before the end, you have to say, 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... Haha...', and then slowly return to calm. Do you understand? There are still lines in the middle that you have to add while panting. It’s meaningless. I’ll give you an overall demonstration of that paragraph, but the effect of this thing is different for everyone, so don’t follow my track and copy it again! You have to dare to learn it again without saying a word, I will go tomorrow and let you experience for yourself what Gong Yin Shou H is!"

……

That's all. Xia Yang thought that the next paragraph should be a continuous H demonstration, but he was panting, and he still had the ability to suddenly, seriously, upright, gently and carefully remind a certain part of the key points that need attention.

Hearing this, Xia Yang was really scratching his heart, and really wanted to scratch hard on the wall a few times.

That feeling of being overwhelmed is really uncomfortable.

He finally understood what was going on with the recommendation for chatting with him all night.

Fortunately, the person who sat on the bench was himself

己！

Xia Yang listened to it twice, and finally couldn't bear it anymore. He went to the Internet to find tutorials to learn sound cutting, and fiddled with the computer for more than half an hour, and finally produced a finished product.

"Ah...ha...uh...uh...uh...huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahh...haha..."

……

Xia Yang dropped his earphones, why did it take less than 30 seconds!He wanted to hear Fang Zexi calling for three consecutive 10 minutes! What can you do in 30 seconds!

He tapped the single loop.

After clicking, the QQ message in the lower right corner suddenly flashed, Xia Yang was suddenly awakened, and turned off the player with a livid face.

Zhuyeqing: Have you finished listening?Have you learned it?Are you done recording?Do you have a voice?

Jan: I have finished listening, but I haven’t learned anything, and I haven’t started recording. How do I submit it?

Zhuyeqing: ...Who played with you the Three Character Classic!

Jan: The Three Character Classic?

Zhuyeqing: Study hard, bring me the dry sound after you finish recording, and I will cooperate with you.

With...cooperate?

Xia Yang immediately imagined the discordant picture.

Jan: You are so experienced, how many people have you recorded H with?

Zhuyeqing: Not many.

Xia Yang breathed a sigh of relief, that's good.

Zhuyeqing: There are a little more attacking voices, and there are only about [-] dramas, most of which are short, and have relatively few voices. I thought about it, and the ones I remember are about eleven.These have all been released, and those that have not been released are not counted, and I can’t remember clearly.

Xia Yang spit out a mouthful of blood, but couldn't spit it out, and couldn't swallow it.

This is not called much? !

How many people have had sex with him, and how many people have heard his ecstasy panting!

Xia Yang felt that he had been swallowed by a monster called jealousy, and wished he could cut off the ears of those people and bury them.

Jan: You wait!

Zhuyeqing: Well, when can you hand it over to me?

Jan: In two days.

Zhuyeqing: ... I thought you told me to wait because you meant to give it to me tonight.

Xia Yang took a deep breath, and then exhaled slowly.

Jan: Wait for me to learn slowly, and give you the most perfect one.

Zhuyeqing: Wait and see.

The next thing Xia Yang did was not to learn how to match H, but to sneak into one of Zhuyeqing's fan groups, and begged for a compressed package of Mr. Zhu's works, which also contained various clips edited by the old fan. Section H.

The name of that folder is: My Ears Are Pregnant Series, Mr. Bamboo's Gentle and Eating Little Mystery.

The ear is pregnant... Hurry up to have an abortion! No one will recognize the birth, and sell the other directly to the Philippines!

Xia Yang is not stingy, but now he finds that he can't be generous.

After listening to a few dramas, either I feel that Xiao Shou's voice is too ugly or his acting skills are too bad, or Xiao Shou

Gong's aura is too weak and the drama doesn't feel in place.

There are also H clips, open the first one.

What's the matter with the little shou who yelled like an orgasm just after getting started?

Open the second one.

What's the matter with the attack being louder than the receiver?I really want to rip him off the body and throw him out of the window!

Open the third one.

Um?Good... good timing... Although the light was turned on in just 10 seconds, the aura fits well.Who is this subject?Drag it out and chop it up!

Xia Yang looked at the title.

Bamboo Leaf Green X Ning Le.

Xia Yang clicked on a few Bamboo Leaf Green x Ning Le songs, the ones with lines had no lines, the ones with the lights on but not the ones, they were all in perfect harmony.

No wonder Lime CP has such a loud voice, the H of the two people sounded like they were recorded directly on the spot.

This damned fake sissy!

Xia Yang couldn't listen anymore, took off his earphones and recorded all the CVs of the H scenes with Fang Zexi, and decided to add them all to the blacklist.

When he remembered Ning Le, he paused.

Thinking about their old relationship... oh no, friends, it's better to let him go and just threaten him to quit the circle.

After the recording, he put on the earphones again, listened to the tutorial sent by Fang Zexi carefully, and read the high-level daily grasping recommended by several girls for reference, and then started to learn about himself that he had never experienced. challenge.

Xia Yang recorded the H alone for a week, and by the end of the recording, he had memorized the lines as well as jingles.

The line is wrong, delete it!

The tone is too aggressive, delete it!

The breath is too steady, delete it!

If the panting is not attractive enough, delete it!

It's not screaming enough to make people's blood spurt, delete it!

Delete delete delete delete, delete all the time.

It was so bad that he ended up feeling dizzy and dizzy every day due to lack of energy and blood.

He finally understands that not only real H is physical work, but also matching H is physical work.

He recorded that his whole body was almost deprived of oxygen, and he suddenly felt that he was panting and groaning and completely lost his charm.

It wasn't until the evening of the seventh day that he finally recorded a complete and satisfying sound.

He sent the dry voice to Fang Zexi, and secretly swore: If he can't be so fascinated by bamboo sticks, he won't be named Xia if he falls in love with him from now on!

The author has something to say: 〒▽〒This section of H’s demonstration, I’ve wanted to write it for a long time, so don’t say I’m cheating after writing such a long paragraph.

In fact, there are quite a few people who caught H burning in the middle, but there are also many who are very cheating. H must be done step by step!

Now I really hope that it will end quickly and then what about TUT if the drama is swollen...

Every day I secretly make up my CV... [Hey! 】