You're a cannon fodder

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Fang Zexi almost crawled to work on Monday morning, but he was so force-fed the night before that when he woke up in Xia Yang's bed, he still felt dizzy.

Xia Yang still hugged him, was awakened by the movement of him getting up, half-opened his eyes in a daze, and said softly: "Mmm...the bamboo stick..."

The voice is sexy and dull.

Fang Zexi opened his mouth to respond, but felt that his throat was tight and his mouth was dry, so he quickly began to recite the multiplication table silently.

He got up and planned to take a cold shower in the bathroom to wake up. Xia Yang turned over and reminded him in a hoarse voice: "The constant temperature hot water is on the right, there is a sign. Soak in the bathtub for a while, don't take cold water."

What's the matter with being so virtuous and careful?

As the saying goes, there are only three things. He slept with Xia Yang twice and they lived together peacefully. Could it be the third time that they were really drunk and having sex?

Fang Zexi looked in the mirror and touched his buttocks, feeling that it was no different from usual.

Did Xia Yang do the following one?

impossible!

Fang Zexi expelled those inexplicable imaginations in his head, let go of his thoughts and soaked himself in warm hot water.

When he came out of the bath, Xia Yang also got up, and handed him a cup of tea in his nightgown.

Fang Zexi always felt awkward.

Xia Yang smiled: "Is it still uncomfortable? Can you drive? Do you want to ask the driver to take you?"

It's not like being raped and hurting your sister to send your sister away!

Fang Zexi shook his head and refused, struggling to drive to work in the bank.

After working hard for a whole day, he would take notes and manage materials to meet clients in the morning, and fell asleep straight away when he got home at night.

In his sleep he hated the tall, handsome, rich and freelancers who didn't have to work [-] to [-] and could take vacations on their own.

There was nothing wrong with the reception, this private party really cost him half his life, and he still felt sluggish after several days of delay.

Xia Yang sent him a text message and asked: Why haven't you been online these days?

Fang Zexi stared at the strange number on his phone and thought about it for a long time before he remembered that he had seen this number on a bronzing business card.

He replied: I have been maimed by traitors, and I am recuperating.

Peach Blossom Chicken: Rape, disability, birth, support?Well, you take good care of it first, and I will bring supplements to see you in a few days.

Vulgar vulgar vulgar vulgar vulgar!

Fang Zexi threw his phone on the sofa and buried himself in his work.

He thought that what Xia Yang said was just a joke, but he didn't expect that two days later, Xia Yang actually went to the store to look for him in person.

"Hello, Manager Fang." Xia Yang greeted Fang Zexi seriously in a suit and leather shoes.

Fang Zexi twitched the corners of his mouth invisibly deep in his heart, and replied in a businesslike manner: "Hello, Mr. Xia, please sit down."

Xia Yang really brought the so-called supplements, but the quantity was a bit huge.

During the meal before, he mentioned that Fang Zexi

Fang Zexi didn't pay much attention to helping him find suitable financial products, saying that it was a small sum of private money.

Now, looking at the deposit amount in that account, he is so envious and jealous that he wants to eat Xia Yang.

A small pen a small pen a small pen a small pen!

But when it came to business, Xia Yang was unequivocal, let Fang Zexi explain it dryly for a long time, and also fought for the best interests for himself.

By the time all the formalities are completed, it's almost time to get off work.

Fang Zexi packed his things while Xia Yang waited for him.

"Have a meal together?"

Fang Zexi paused, looked up at him, and said, "Why do I always feel that you are idle?"

"Is this the attitude of talking to a boss!" Xia Yang raised his face to express his displeasure.

"The transaction has been completed," Fang Zexi raised the corners of his mouth and showed a sinister smile, "The next thing is out of my control."

"Sooner or later, I'll let you all fire you!" Xia Yang followed Fang Zexi, got into his car again, and asked sideways, "Will there be a lot of bonuses?"

"..."

"Invite me to dinner, just... the restaurant where you first met me."

Unable to drive Xia Yang away, Fang Zexi had no choice but to start the car resignedly.

He thought of the Xia Yang he saw for the first time, that tall, handsome and rich man who showed a domineering aura from the profile to the back, the expensive clothes, and the elegant demeanor made him have nightmares for several days. Dreaming that Ning Le ran away with that elegant young man, wearing gold and silver, and spurning herself.

At that time, he gritted his teeth and hated Xia Yang.

He never thought that he would sit in the same car with Xia Yang and drive to the tea restaurant with a good environment but not as good as the big restaurant opposite to have dinner.

However, why is he the driver every time and Xia Yang stretches his legs and sits comfortably flipping through his car CD? !

Because Ning Le used to make appointments for lunch, Fang Zexi had never been to this store at night, and was taken aback when he went in with Xia Yang.

What's with the dim lights, soothing music, couples of young couples?

The waiter who led the way gave them a meaningful look, pursed his lips in amusement, and did not know what strange things he was imagining.

"Where did you see me?" Xia Yang asked casually.

Fang Zexi's eyes drifted to that position unconsciously.

Xia Yang said with a smile: "Then sit here."

"Are you going to let me repeat the situation and curse you again through gnashing of teeth?"

"Okay, then the private room." Xia Yang motioned to the waiter, took a seat in the private room and waited for the person to leave before asking, "Has the curse come true?"

"Have you ever been tied up and fucked?"

The corner of Xia Yang's mouth twitched and he remained silent for a long time, seeming to be trying to restrain his anger.

Fang Zexi spread his hands and said, "Then it hasn't been fulfilled yet."

"Have you ever thought about being number zero?" Xia Yang asked abruptly.

Fang Zexi immediately exploded: "Be your sister!"

"If I have a younger sister, I will definitely find a way to get her to marry you." Xia Yang raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly, "Then I will have a chance to hear you call me brother."

Fang Zexi felt that he did not jump up and directly knocked Xia Yang to the ground, all thanks to his long-term good qualities.

"You haven't surfed the Internet for almost a week." Xia Yang looked away at the strangely shaped giant ashtray on the table to conceal the real emotion in his eyes, "Without someone to complain about, life is as lonely as snow."

"Do you have masochism?"

"I thought I was the abuser."

Fang Zexi spit out a chicken bone with an elegant gesture, and faked a small and fresh tone, saying: "Look, you are so self-righteous."

The two big men really didn't have much to talk about. They chatted about the weather and the economy, and then chatted about the new TV series.

Xia Yang didn't have the nerve to ask Fang Zexi to deliver him again, so he took a rare taxi. Fang Zexi wondered if he was on the verge of bankruptcy after saving the money, and he didn't even call the driver.

After returning home, Fang Zexi thought about it and finally returned to the Internet.

There are a lot of messages waiting for him on QQ, and there are also a lot of letters in the mailbox.Including invitations to drama reminders and gossip.

He ignored them all and sent a message to Xiaoniaodou first.

Zhuyeqing: Little bird, do you have any dramas where you are loved and admired?

Take care, little bird: Σ(°△°|||) Which kind do you want to match?

Zhuyeqing: No, J Da wanted to match.

The little bird should take care: Σ(っ°Д°;)っJ loves you so much?

Zhuyeqing: I love J Da to death!

Little Bird: (lll￢ω￢) Don’t stress this kind of thing in front of me anymore, I already knew about it, I heard that you are all married.

Zhuyeqing: #￥%~·#￥!

Zhuyeqing: What about getting married? !

Xiaoniao wants to take care of himself: ╮(罒w罒)╭ You should check his Weibo by yourself, isn’t he circled you?

Zhuyeqing: Blocked.

Little Bird: (lll￢ω￢) You must not really love each other.

Zhuyeqing: As long as you know.

The little bird has to take care of it: Reminder sound!

Zhuyeqing: According to the international practice, we will attack after being handed over.

Birds have to pack their bags: Who said that!Who said that!Where did the practice come from!Hello!asshole!Don't pretend to be dead!

Fang Zexi opened Weibo and was instantly overwhelmed by news.

He has a lot of traffic on his mobile phone, so he didn't block it most of the time before, and occasionally replied and reposted some transparent fans. Unless there was a drama, he would go home and block that Weibo alone.

On the night of Xia Yang's birthday, Weibo was like crazy, so he directly uninstalled Weibo from his phone in a rage.

The instigator was the photo posted by Xia Yang on Weibo. Although it didn't show his head, he circled Zhuyeqing.

@竹叶青 Black and white match, match or not?

【Σ(っ°Д°;)っWho and whose black and white match? 】

【Oh, it matches so well!It's almost like going to get married! 】

[Mr. Zhu in this circle...does it mean that Mr. Zhu is the person who took the photo together, or is he asking Mr. Zhu if he is worthy of others?It's a little tricky to catch your feet...]

[This height ratio! ! ! !Is it J Yamato Take-kun? 】

[I always feel that something is wrong... Shouldn't the one in the white dress be Shou?Why do I always think he is J big? ! 】

[How did you see it!Could it be that J is greatly affected?Oh, don't be jealous of my CP! 】

[What about Ning Xiaoshou?Ning Xiaoshou where are you? 】

【D!Don't bring such rotten people!You have the ability to tell the truth!Don't hide your face! 】

[It's so good, it's so cute.Go round the CP drama again!Is there any drama against CP? I want to hear it too! 】

[I've been thinking about the night of the birthday song party, Mr. Zhu obviously went, and the vest was hung up all the time, but why didn't he come out to sing after so many calls.I thought it was because the channel was too high-end, Mr. Zhu didn’t dare to make a fuss, so he kept quiet, but now that I think about it...it’s so subtle...]

[Suddenly recalled, when I asked Mr. Zhu why he didn't sing, J said "he fell asleep" instead of "he fell asleep?", what should I do, I posted this reply under the original PO really no problem? 】

[Inverse CP's drama will be available when they have a voiceover!Hurry up, bastard! H learned nothing!If it doesn’t work, just experience it for yourself, bastard!You are compatible enough! 】

【Σ(っ°Д°;)っThey still have CP dramas? !Have H? !look forward to! 】

【Be together! 】

【Together with! 】

【marry!marry! 】

[I don’t know what kind of brain damage it is. I used to hang people on the wall for blackness, but now I’m talking about cuteness in reverse. It’s ridiculous. 】

[Whoever Mr. Zhu likes is popular, it's so annoying. 】

[Hang the two brains on the right! 】

【Mr. Zhu, don’t you want our little lemon to be cute┭┮﹏┭┮】

[Sure enough, one attack is still higher...]

Fang Zexi was almost devoured by anger.

Together with your girls!

The two attackers would call each other brothers or fight, did they think that Chun 1 could be overwhelmed so easily?There are already few attacks in the network distribution circle, and even fewer in the calcium circle. Can they stop forcing attacks like this to destroy the ecological balance? !If you joke too much, the fake will become true!

Tsao, what is he thinking? !

But the culprit is that rotten Xia Yang!I'm full, supporting him in black and white

Brother-in-law!

When Xia Yang came to the door, Fang Zexi was drawing circles and cursing him.

Jan: If my calculations are correct, you should be at home now, are you online?Invisible under settings.

Zhuyeqing: Not visible.

Jan: Not happy?

Zhuyeqing: My hands are itchy.

Jan: Use Sanjiu?

Zhuyeqing: I thought high-end bigwigs like you used aloe vera gel to relieve itching.

Jan: That's right, aloe vera gel is better, and it's easy to use...

Zhuyeqing: Morality!

Jan: So you can understand!

Zhuyeqing: If you're not busy, you should make the call earlier.

Jan: H, you have to show me.

Zhuyeqing: Don’t even think about it!

Jan: Actually, in the past two days, I asked my assistant to download all your dramas.

Zhuyeqing: Do you have the nerve to ask your assistant to do something like this? !

Jan: I plan to ask him to help edit out the H paragraphs and package them for me.

Zhuyeqing: Are you at home?

Jan: Huh?Are you coming to demonstrate?

Zhuyeqing: Beat you to death!

Jan: If you don't demonstrate, I can only do this.

Zhuyeqing: Just wait.

Jan: Hit me?

Zhuyeqing: Demonstration.

Xia Yang on the other side of the computer couldn't help but grinned indistinctly.

The author has something to say: I really don't want to write anything about drinking and messing around unless it is absolutely necessary!Love must be hot-headed and clear-headed! TUT...

Let you down again =口=

Prepare to speed up the progress == ah ah ah let's fall in love!Cook pork slices! Cook pork slices!