Fat birds are self-improvement

The routine played by Fat Niao and Shangxi is called a theme party for us now.That's right, thebigkucha themed party.

For this special afternoon gathering, Shang Xi specially prepared a hanger of various colored underpants for selection.Even Mr. Mao and Xiao Ma who rushed over also shamelessly changed into their matching big underpants.

The cat boy has always maintained a mysterious smile, and he doesn't know what he is planning in his heart. His underpants are silver-gray striped patterns, which match the cat skin when he was in cat form.But Xiao Ma, with the determination to die for his master, loyally changed into big pants—a pair of pants embroidered with a silver pony.

Compared with the pain of daddy who is willing to kill his son for his master, what is it to wear embarrassing underpants for his master!This is training, training!Pony thought resolutely.

In the wisteria garden, there are three tiers of food racks filled with fruits, desserts, and tower-like towers of wine glasses served in crystal glasses, ready to drink as you go.

And Mr. Mao also acted as a musician, playing elegant tunes on the side to add to the fun.

It really looks like a private club of high society.

Now, only the key guests are left.Shang Xi held up the crystal cup - it didn't take much thinking to know that from then on, Feng Huang had a death feud with them.However, what he decides to do, he will never back down.

The big deal is to destroy the Phoenix Clan in the future.

Shang Xi was always so arrogant and domineering, if it wasn't for the existence of Fat Bird, God knows what kind of berserk monster king he would have fallen into.

However, no matter what, like Fat Bird, he was looking forward to the appearance of the extremely serious Feng Huang.I have to say, this is really fun!

Even Mr. Mao couldn't play the piano anymore, so he stood up and waited nervously with the masters.The little pony hid, he didn't want to be so embarrassed when he saw his father - but if his father committed a crime, he would immediately jump out of his hiding place to protect his master!

The sun was scorching hot, Shang Xi looked up at the sky, and while waiting anxiously, he snapped his fingers at Mr. Mao involuntarily: "Bring a glass of wine here."

Mao Gongzi came over with a glass of rum, and of course, without anyone noticing, dropped a pill into the glass.

After the pill melted into the wine, Shang Xi drank it down without realizing it.

Cat boy took the opportunity to wink at Fat Bird.

Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)

Today seems to be a very exciting day.

The effect of the medicine is said to only occur at night.

Let's push the time forward a few hours, in the early morning———————

"His Royal Highness Feng Wu, I hope we can have a happy cooperation." The cat-shaped boy stretched out his paws and high-fived Feng Wu.

For Shang Xi and Feng Wu, it is probably not clear who started coveting the other first.But one thing is certain, the first to strike first.

Even if Shang Xi is always so strong, in Feng Wu's heart he has long decided that Shang Xi is the person he wants to protect for the rest of his life.

Not long after Shang Xi drank the wine, he suddenly called Mr. Mao: "What you said last night, do it now!"

Shang Xi finally made a decision - he wants to "eat" Feng Wu tonight!

Mr. Cat (⊙_⊙) These two are truly a match made in heaven. They even made decisions in sync. Unfortunately, there is only one pill left...

"This subordinate understands..." Mr. Cat still bit the bullet and agreed.

There is always no limit to Mei Duan's pranks, regardless of the consequences - anyway, Mei Duan, a creature like this, may never know what regret is.After doing something wrong, it will just look at you innocently with big eyes.

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Looking forward, looking forward, finally, in the eager anticipation of Fat Niao and others, Daxuexiao used magic to attract a dark cloud as a cover, and slowly descended from the sky with the Phoenix Emperor on his back.

I saw Fenghuang's expression was indifferent, but you could feel from his indifferent eyes that he had put shame aside for a long time. Only after extreme disillusionment and despair can there be that kind of calmness, that kind of devotion to ideals The radiance lingers around him.

"Pretend to be struck by lightning." Shang Xi who was looking up from below muttered.

When Daxuexiao gradually fell from the clouds to the ground, Feng Chuao landed barefoot. He was only wearing a pure white long dress, and his long hair was scattered, so holy and untainted.

"Feng Wu, according to the agreement with you, I have come." As soon as Feng Chuao fell to the ground, Daxuexiao turned into a human form and supported the weak master.

Aww!The pony was on fire behind the flowers—he really wanted to help his master, Feng Wu!

But——the master of Fengwu, he...

Forget it, it's too embarrassing, it's better to stay here.Sure enough, it couldn't surpass its father.

"Greetings to my father." Feng Wu (⊙_⊙) stared wide-eyed, everyone present was like this, and they knew what they were expecting without even thinking about it.

Feng Chuao bit her lips tightly, while Da Xuexiao's face was flushed with anger, and she just tried her best to bear it.

"Xue Xiao! Don't meddle in this matter..." Fenghuang's voice trembled a little, and he began to slowly untie his shirt with slightly trembling fingers.

"Master!!! Xue Xiao couldn't take it anymore!!!" Da Xuexiao yelled violently, and broke out suddenly! !In front of everyone, she transformed into the fierce sharp-toothed Xuexiao, who was about to tear Feng Wu apart!He couldn't just sit and watch his master being raped in front of his face! ! ! 【Big mistake! ! ! 】"Daddy can't hurt my master!!" Pony also yelled, but it was too late to say it! !

With a bang, Daxuexiao was knocked down.

Feng Wu pressed it down with one hand.

Daxue Xiao stopped cooking.

"Oh my god!! The master killed daddy!!!" The pony also fell to the ground in panic.The grievances between father and son, master and servant, became more entangled.

"Don't worry, this horse is still alive." Master Mao took the opportunity to pull Da Xuexiao away who was in the way.

Immediately, Feng Wu turned to Feng Huang and said:

"Father, when Feng Xue and the others celebrate their birthdays, you will give them precious gifts; when Feng Lin is sick, you will wait by his bedside for a day; if Feng Xiang wants to eat Tianxia red lychees, you will I will send someone to spend nine days to the edge of the heaven to get it for him. But you only gave me an old hair tie, and today I am playing here with everyone in big underpants. It is the only thing you gave me in this life. Let you at least pay attention to the gift!"

"Feng Wu..." Feng Chuao lowered her gaze, "I didn't completely ignore you...I..."

Fat Bird (⊙v⊙): "Just pretend once today, let me know what it's like to be pampered by my father - you put on big underpants, it's the greatest pampering for me! At least in my memory At any rate, I also had the experience of being doted on by my father."

"Fat guy, father's favor is not that at all..." Shang Xi == looked at Fat Bird.

"Isn't it? But I think it's fun." Fat Bird whispered.

"Feng Wu... I know you hate me, but your brothers are innocent, they didn't let you down, I hope you will let them go in the future." Feng Chu said quietly.

"At this time, you still think about your son, you are really a good father." Shang Xi folded his arms and sneered, "Okay, don't say more, anyway, Feng Wu is a bastard in your eyes. You don't need to be pretentious at all. The reason why I help Feng Wu is because I don't like your self-sacrificing face, which is actually hurting others and not benefiting yourself! Your so-called "Feng Clan" is nothing more than your own selfishness and paranoia !Since you are willing to dedicate everything to your sons, then don’t dawdle! Feng Wu and I are standing here wearing big underpants, do you think we are going to die? Feng Chuao, you don’t even look like You don’t even have the courage to wear a pair of big pants like a man! All you care about is your face, what kind of man are you! A real man is not afraid to wear big pants! Have you really been happy by working hard! No! They are all addicted to fighting for power, and they can’t wait to fight to the death! Even if you die, no one is really sad! A man with a real sense of responsibility is one who can make people who are important to him really happy , a man who dares to show his happiness to his loved ones, and wears big pants under the sun without being shy like a woman!! At this moment, even if I wear big pants, I can proudly announce to the world! I It’s that Shang Xi! As long as someone I value says a word, I can dress him like this and sit at the gate of the city!”

There is no blood in a mess!

Even Fat Bird was shocked! !

Although Nima is inexplicably fallacious! !

Feng Huang stared at them with wide eyes, as if they were petrified.

Feng Wu then added: "Father, have you ever truly liberated yourself in your life? You don't dare to laugh like a man. In fact, from the very beginning, you have long been a fear captive. No matter how you pretend, the fear of incompetence still binds you firmly, right?"

"I... have been fearless for a long time..." Feng Huang burst into tears, "I... am not afraid of anything at all!! I am also a man!!"

After that, he smiled with tears in his eyes: "You are right, I am indeed a pathetic guy, I have long forgotten how to release myself, I thought I could live my whole life just like this... even if it is only once... at least Before my life is exhausted...I...will eat as much as I can until I am satisfied...garlic!!"

【"Garlic is so delicious~~" The five-color chicken hugged the garlic cloves it stole from the kitchen, and exhaled contentedly.

"It smells so bad! As a prince, how can you eat that kind of cheap food with such a strong taste!! Throw it away!!" The nurse's maid rushed over ferociously and snatched all the garlic from the hands of the five-color chicken throw away.

"Garlic...garlic..." The five-color chick looked at the trampled garlic with tears in her eyes. 】From then on... I never...even dared to eat my favorite food again.

"Okay! Then we will eat with you!! Mr. Cat! One hundred catties of garlic!" Fat Niao said proudly.