Fat birds are self-improvement

In the iron cage, Mr. Cat stared bitterly at the four or five female cats who were staring at him.

"Don't come here, meow!" Master Mao threatened the female cat with green eyes.But the female cat didn't retreat because of this. Finally, a big fat cat jumped up suddenly, rushed up with lightning speed, bit the back of the young cat's neck, and then rode on the young cat's body.

I don't know which idiot actually brought a male cat in heat into it.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !

Finally, the big tom cat demonstratively occupied all the female cats, and snorted contemptuously at Mr. Mao—it seemed that it finally recognized that Mr. Mao was actually a male cat.

"Okay, all the female cats belong to you, sow seeds as much as you want." The cat boy crouched in a corner of the cage, looking at the cats with contempt.

Shang Xi, that bastard, actually humiliated himself like this!Maozi thought indignantly.

It squinted its eyes angrily—these people should know the anger of the cat clan.

The God Cat Clan is the nickname given to the family from which Mr. Cat was born. In fact, this family has its own scientific name: this family is extremely special among cats, and lives deep in the extreme western continent. The suits of the whole family are highly consistent, all Silver-gray short-haired tabby, big eyes with copper bells, round face, lively personality, love to get close to people, some people comment that this family is stupid and doesn't know how to be afraid of strangers, they will roll up and rub their fur when they see people, and they don't care about things. As a result, they seem to be smart, but they are stunned. Because of their beautiful appearance, this family is called "beautiful short silver tabby".

Although the god cat family seems to be the best choice for pet cats, they also have their own secret skills - such as the best secret medicine that has been passed down for thousands of years.

That secret medicine is enough to turn a saint into a prostitute.Mr. Mao's eyes sparkled - originally, he wanted to use this medicine to help Shang Xi, but he didn't want this guy to be so ungrateful that he humiliated him like this, so don't blame his ruthless subordinates!

A huge conspiracy began to take shape in Mao Gongzi's mind.

At the same time, Daxuexiao grabbed the big moon-white underpants in amazement: "What the hell do you mean!!"

"What do you mean? Take this back and ask your master." Feng Wu said with her hands behind her back, "Back off! There is no room for you to be presumptuous here!"

"Daddy, let's go! You can't beat His Highness Feng Wu!" Xiao Ma also chimed in.

"Shut up! Unfilial son!" Daxuexiao scolded angrily, but what he said was right, he was indeed not an opponent who could defeat the demon god Feng Wu by himself.

"Hmph..." Pony pouted.

At this time, Fenghuang suddenly uttered the summoning spell, and Daxuexiao felt it, so he had to snort coldly, and quickly left with his underpants.

When Daxuexiao showed Fenghuang the strange underpants, Fenghuang coughed for a long time, almost coughing up blood.

"Feng Wu! Do you really want to humiliate me like this!" Feng Huang said with red eyes.

Daxuexiao looked at his master in pain without saying a word, and he had already gritted his teeth secretly - one day he would kill Feng Wu!Take revenge for your master!

Anyone who dares to insult and hurt their master deserves to die! !

"Xue Xiao, you go out, I want to be quiet by myself." Fenghuang finally calmed down holding his chest, "Give this...pants...pants to Feng Wu, let him make another one, that five-color...is ugly ...If possible...I hope it is Tingting Lancao..."

She actually wants to meet that bastard Feng Wu and the unfilial son again! !Daxuexiao (⊙_⊙) eyes are about to pop out.

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"Master, Cuixi has long been replaced by the demons!" After Daxuexiao left, Xiao Ma reported to Feng Wu without a break, and told what he had heard from Hua Xiangrong.

After listening to Feng Wu, she pondered and said: "Concubine Yuyan replaced Cuixi, and then she added fuel to the flames, trying to frame me in order to prevent the secrets of the demons from being leaked. Thinking that Concubine Yuyan has been lying in ambush for many years, she is cautious and thoughtful. She is very human, even though Hua Xiangrong is smart, she can only play with her in the palm of her hand - but now you have easily brought the secret to me without any obstacles, I am afraid that you have already fallen into the other party's scheme .”

"Ah! How did I forget this! I just wanted to find the owner as soon as possible!" Xiao Ma regretted, "I didn't expect you to think so deeply, Master! I really made a mistake!"

"Nonsense, hum, I've always been very deep." Fat Bird (ˉ(∞)ˉ) said.

"Then what should we do?" Pony asked worriedly.

"It's good to wait——I waited until Concubine Yuyan took the initiative to signal to me. She deliberately let Hua Xiangrong take advantage of it. Letting you pass the message is a sign of staying with me for a while. Only by finding her can I find the person in the Demon Realm." Breakthrough, you must keep this matter a secret from your father, you know?" Feng Wu said.

"I won't reveal it even if I die!" Xiao Ma nodded. After seeing each other for a few days, he felt that the master seemed to have changed a lot—he became more calm and scheming. Could it be that the master was stimulated by something when he was in the sky prison? ?

"Master... are you okay? I didn't know the outside news for a few days, and I found out later that you were suffering in the sky prison. I should die..." Xiao Ma came over, "Are you hurt?"

"Heavenly Prison is a very good place to train people." Feng Wu smiled lightly, and then turned around gracefully, causing Xiao Ma to look a little admiringly.

The master has really been tempered!After the setbacks in the prison, the master finally tempered his will and started to walk towards the real Phoenix Emperor!Sooner or later!The master will become a more noble and elegant emperor by Feng Chuao! !

Pony thought staringly.

Xiao Ma, you still don't know the great deeds of Fat Bird fighting in the sky prison, grabbing rice, crushing the torture room, playing punching holes, and singing songs with hundreds of people.

At this time, Da Xuexiao rushed over again.

Snapped!The big underpants were thrown from the sky into the window, and Daxuexiao shouted angrily: "I want bluegrass patterns!" Then flew away angrily.

Looking at the back of his father going away, Xiao Ma was heartbroken again.

The gap between father and son is like a mountain, and it is difficult to resolve in this life, alas.

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The next day, the whole day was spent doing nothing.Shang Xi and Fat Niao didn't intend to investigate the truth at all, instead they ate and drank in the guest palace, while his army was hidden in the clouds, so they didn't know what their intentions were.

Due to the threat of the elite army of the Moon Clan, the elders and nobles of the Feng Clan and all kinds of undercurrents dare not move for a while.On the contrary, Feng Xue and other princes were extremely dissatisfied with this situation that was no different from foreign invasion, because they were young and energetic, they actually thought of summoning the Feng Clan army and took the opportunity to fight Shang Xi to the death.

Ambitious young people think that if they can restrain Shang Xi here, they will undoubtedly defeat the entire Moon Clan. Although it is a dangerous gamble, they can get even greater rewards!Perhaps, this will be the starting point for them to dominate the heavens!

The assassination forces and plans against Shang Xi began to assemble.

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In midsummer, the greenery is weaving, and the wisterias in the sky are blooming like brocades, covering the flower fence in the corner of the whole garden, like a girl with dense hair like a cloud, under the shade of cool flowers, a pair of jade men sit next to each other, one with a beautiful appearance but a high-spirited air, He vaguely has the dignity of a king, and the other person's appearance is the best in the three realms, and his grand beauty is comparable to the scorching sun.The Bi people created by heaven and earth are the two people who are now on the cusp of the storm, Shang Xi, the crown prince of the Moon clan, and Feng Wu, the prince of the Feng clan.

The two held the wine glasses in plain hands, and drank while admiring the flower scenery, appreciating the elegance and taste in it.Just listening to Feng Wu's tone, she said with emotion: "Shang Xi, do you regret it?"

"What do you regret?" Shang Xi asked.

"Regardless of the consequences, regardless of causing disputes between the two countries, regardless of being the target of assassination, just sit here and drink with me, maybe, soon you will face a war, and even a personal safety test." Feng Wu said leisurely.

"I never regret the things I have done and the decisions I have made." Shang Xi drank the wine in his hand, "As long as it is what I like, I will never let it go! You must also achieve my goal—just because your father lacks my determination, he is a complete failure! And I am the real king."

"Then what did you fancy?" Feng Wu asked while lying on the railing with her eyes closed.

"The one I like..." Shang Xi stretched out his finger, almost touching Feng Wujiao's thin lips.

It's only a little bit away...

Last night, he sat outside all night, just thinking over and over about Mr. Mao's proposal.

True possession...but!In that case, will he lose his smile forever?

Even the ruthless and domineering king hesitated at this moment.

"In this world." Shang Xi finally put down his hand and clenched it into a fist, "The thing I want to hold tightly must be a flawless existence! Feng Wu, now is not the time!"

"Now is the time." Fat Niao stood up from the railing, followed Shang Xi's line of sight, and saw that Fat Niao was only wearing a pair of big underpants!Glitter embroidered pants!

And Shang Xi is also dressed in the same way!Big red fat dick and pants...

The two are actually flirting elegantly in the state of big pants and bare pigs!

"Master! The meals are ready! It's ready to be served!" The human pony rushed over to act as a light bulb, "According to the master's wishes, all the idlers in the garden have been cleared."

"Then, it's time for the underpants to enjoy the cool and relax." Fat Bird (*^__^*)

That's right, this is what Fat Bird has been waiting for for a long time. Everyone wears big pants and sings and eats together, a happy happy time to relax the soul!And it is a rare opportunity for parent-child communication! [Because he thinks that Fenghuang is too depressed on weekdays, so he proposes such a method of psychological treatment] "Oh, then I will go to invite His Majesty Fenghuang now." Xiao Ma is already a little immune to the couple's big pants.