Fat birds are self-improvement

Fat Niao was taken out of Concubine Qing's palace without knowing why, and followed Cuixi away.

It seems that Cuixi is doing well.Fat Bird pouted behind her.

Naturally, Cuixi was assigned to her own palace named Cuigong, and enjoyed the same specifications and treatment as other concubines. Even because she was the most favored recently, those court ladies and eunuchs were busy currying favor with her.

Cuixi, who was a maid a few days ago, naturally knew what these servants were thinking. She understood the scheming and cruelty of the struggle in the palace better than those spoiled concubines who were born as eldest daughters.

After bringing Fat Niao, Cuixi asked everyone else to step down and talk to Fat Niao alone.

"Feng Wu, I will be your mother and concubine in the future. Since I become your mother and concubine, I will protect you and teach you well, so that you will not be angry like when you were with Qing concubine, and even enjoy the rich food and clothing. Similarly, if you are disobedient and what you do makes me dissatisfied, I have plenty of means to make you worthless! Everything you have now is given to you by me. You are my son, so I will naturally plan for you, so you You should know what to do and what to say in the future." Cuixi threatened Fat Niao in a bad tone.

"I want to make you the most outstanding prince. From today on, you must do what I say, or you will be skinned!" Cuixi grabbed Feng Wu's hair and lifted his face fiercely : "Go, change clothes with those slaves first, and then go to class immediately. I invited you a master who is no less than Feng Lin. If the master says you are lazy today, I will break your leg!"

So Fat Bird finally started his regular prince's life.

And Cuixi immediately plunged into the lives of the rich and colorful masters who fought openly and secretly with many concubines, formed cliques, and intrigues.

In any case, Fat Bird's food and accommodation are guaranteed.

He was changed into beautiful and comfortable clothes, and the wounds on his body were also coated with comfortable and cool first-class wound medicine.

What surprised him even more was that he even had his own study-bedroom suite!Gorgeous!It's the same as Fenglin's side!The big soft bed is so comfortable to climb on! ~(≧▽≦)/~ More comfortable than a big steamer!

The fat bird was so happy that he rolled on the big bed a few times, and then saw the neat and beautiful decorative pastries on the table, he swallowed his saliva, saw that no one was around, then carefully jumped out of the bed and stole a piece of pastry. into the mouth.

It’s delicious~~ Fat Bird excitedly throws himself on the big bed and rolls around again—~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~~Fat Jiji also has his own quilt~~It’s so beautiful and soft~ ~ Is this really a quilt for yourself?Really?

Fat dick was blissful - because he had never slept in bed.

After eating a luxurious lunch that moved Fei Jiji—in fact, it consisted of ten dishes, three pastries and fruits, and other princes were treated like this. [But no prince can eat all the food greedily like Fat Bird. 】Fat Niao started an afternoon of cramming study time—the teacher invited by Cuixi, according to Cuixi's request, asked Fat Niao to memorize five books in one go. As a result, the enthusiastic Fat Niao played a powerful role With the supernatural power of memorization, he memorized all the twenty books brought by the master in one afternoon, and when the class was over, the master collapsed.

Although Cuixi asked Fat Niao to become a talent quickly, but now as the prince, Fat Niao still has his own time to relax - after the master left, the hour before dinner was his play time.

However, Fat Chicken just spent an hour admiring his big bed, bringing his country bumpkin mentality to the extreme - life suddenly became colorful.

The dinner was still touchingly luxurious, Fat Chicken generously invited the maids who waited for the meal to eat together, but all the maids shook their heads and dared not.

After dinner and taking a flower petal bath, Fat Chicken finally ushered in the sacred moment of climbing into the big bed with bright eyes. The psychological state of mind got into the first experience in life, the legendary --- bed! ! !

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh !

Fat dick feels like he's dying of happiness - bed!Is this the quilt?So...so powerful...better than a big steamer! ! !

Fat Chicken is the first guy in history who was touched by getting under the covers.

Today is really a dreamy day - Fat Bird is reluctant to close his eyes, for fear of waking up and discovering that this is just a dream.

Xiaoshang Xiaoshang, I have delicious food and quilt~ Come quickly and I will treat you to delicious food~ Please get under the quilt~

Fat Jiji is a very loyal guy.

And everything he enjoys is just because Cuixi wants to use him - to turn Fat Niao into a noble prince to rule the world and win the big position, he has to cultivate his taste in all aspects.

Cuixi is ambitious.

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Three months passed quickly.To Cuixi's relief, Fat Bird did not disappoint her. That little thing seemed to be learning everything very quickly, and recently he had become a bit like a prince should be.

But the test of the princes is coming soon. In a few days, it will be the birthday of the Phoenix Emperor. At that time, the prince and concubine will have to celebrate their birthdays. Whoever wins the Holy Majesty's favor at the birthday banquet will win the first victory in this grand battle!

In terms of birthday celebration programs and gifts, the other concubines must have prepared better and better ones, but she is just a new concubine who has just been favored, without background power, so of course she can't offer any valuable gifts.But it’s like this every year, Fenghuang might be tired of it long ago——Based on her several contacts with Fenghuang, she has already figured out what kind of person Fenghuang is, that kind of person, if not the emperor, is Elegant Confucian scholars with lofty minds naturally look down on these vulgar things.

Therefore, the congratulatory gift she wants Feng Wu to prepare is - "filial piety"!A gift that can be deeply remembered by the Holy One!That was also the first step to change the Holy Majesty's impression of Feng Wu.

Every detail has to be thought through.

Cuixi began to train Fat Bird strictly.

But for Fat Bird, as long as there is good food and drink and a big quilt, nothing else matters.Just let him act.

With the expectation of many concubines, Fenghuang's birthday finally came - Fenghuang advocated simplicity, so every year's birthday was just celebrated in the harem, and did not disturb the officials.The venue for the celebration is the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the venue for the harem ceremony—although it is not as grand as the court hall, it is also exquisite and beautiful, elegant and warm, quite suitable for the female relatives of the harem to perform songs and dances and have fun together.

Fenghuang has been working hard these few days, working hard for the state affairs, and just wants to take this opportunity to relax and reunite with his parents. Although he knows that these princes will inevitably fight, but in his heart, these princes are still young after all, and it is not yet time to wipe out human relations. , Cheng Huan's knees, but it is also a kind of fun.

He rested on the couch in the back hall of the Hall of Mental Cultivation early in the morning, waiting for the opening of the dinner.This is his habit. On any important occasion, he always needs to recuperate and rest before he can have the physical strength to deal with it.

As soon as he lay down, an attendant covered him with a blanket, lit incense to soothe the nerves, and quietly stepped back to let the Holy Majesty rest well.Fenghuang was in a daze of sleep, when he was half asleep and half awake, he felt someone was beating his legs and pinching his feet, he opened his eyes slightly, saw that he was a little eunuch in clothes, and wanted to wave his hand to tell him to leave, but the little eunuch's technique was very good, It made him feel very comfortable, so he dismissed the thought just now and said, "Wake me up when the banquet starts."

After sleeping like this for an hour, Fenghuang felt refreshed, and wanted to open his eyes to get up. The little eunuch brought Fenghuang's favorite ginseng soup, and first scooped out some with a special poison testing tool according to the custom in the palace. After drinking the test poison, he brought it over and held it high above his head to present to Feng Huang.

Fenghuang felt that the little eunuch looked familiar, so he asked, "Are you new here?"

"My son is one step ahead, so I came here first to serve my father." The "little eunuch" knelt down and said.

"Are you...?" Feng Huang realized that he was not wearing eunuch's clothes, but the color was similar.

"My son, Feng Wu, pays homage to my father, may my father be as blessed as the East Sea, and live longer than Nanshan."

"Feng Wu?!" Feng Huang was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that crazy boy who hadn't seen him for a few months had become so well-behaved that he was almost unrecognizable——that Cuixi really had some tricks.

Feng Huang's eyes suddenly darkened, he put down the ginseng soup, and said: "Feng Wu, I have something to ask you."

"Yes, Father." Fat Niao raised his head, the serious Fat Niao really looked like a dignified prince.

"I ask you, I asked Feng Ji to see you that day, how do you feel?" Feng Huang tentatively asked.

Fat Niao blinked——Among the rules Cuixi set for him, the first one was to express approval and filial piety no matter what Fenghuang said, in other words, he was pretending to be the third grandson!What a hassle!However, in order to have something delicious to eat at night, Fat Niao answered according to the standard answers Cuixi set for him: "Whatever order my father gives, there are reasons for my father's reason. My son can only try to obey, and has no idea." , even if the father wants the son to die, it is justified. The son has no complaints or regrets."

"Yo, you are good at learning how to speak." Fenghuang sneered, "Then I tell you to tell the truth, if you don't tell the truth, you will be disrespectful."

"I think Aunt Ji is quite fun." Feng Wu (⊙_⊙)

"How do you call it 'fun'?" Feng Huang wondered.

"Blowing fire back and forth..." Fat Bird (⊙_⊙) "Aunt Ji won't let it out."

"I am her master, it's okay for you to say it." Fenghuang became a little interested, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Fat Bird then recounted the situation that day.

After hearing this, Fenghuang laughed: "No wonder she hates you so much, haha, well, I won't embarrass you, seeing that you are so good at talking just now, it was taught by adults. Get up, since you are here now Cuixi accepts her teachings, so she will learn how to be a prince, and don't cause trouble for me in the future."

"Thank you, father." The little fat bird kowtowed - Cuixi said that as long as Fenghuang made the concluding remarks, he would kowtow to thank him.

"Okay, let me ask you, when is your birthday?" Fenghuang asked.

"Well, it's whatever day Father likes, and I don't know." Fat Niao said, no one has ever told him which day his birthday is.

"What a fool, I don't even know my own birthday - According to the rules of the palace, I will give every prince a gift on the first birthday after breaking out of the shell, and now everyone has given it, but you haven't. You don't know when you were born, and I can't prepare for it, so let's treat it as today, I didn't bring any suitable gift, so I gave this to you." Feng Huang casually picked up the silk on the table beside him. Give the fat bird the belt.

He just wanted to give Fat Niao something casually, and told him to take it back to Cuixi on a mission, to show that Cuixi did a good job, and Feng Wu still had room to improve.In fact, when it comes to gifts for other princes, which one is not carefully selected by the Phoenix Emperor, which is invaluable and contains all kinds of deep blessings and fatherly love?It happened that Feng Wu, a little fool, didn't even know his birthday, so he was given a step down, and dismissed him with a five-color silk sash.

"What a beautiful ribbon! Thank you, Father!" Fat Niao was overjoyed, and it felt good to receive the gift!

Even if Fenghuang gave him a teapot lid casually, he would be overjoyed, because in his heart, only those who are famous and popular will receive gifts!

Seeing Feng Wu's happy look, Feng Huang raised the corners of his mouth - I don't know if he was really happy or pretending, although the belt was exquisite in workmanship, it was incomparable with the gifts of other princes.This little fat guy won't be fussy in the future, right?

So he asked: "Feng Wu, it's just because I didn't prepare this time. If there is a chance in the future, I will make it up for you."

What he said was just to stabilize Feng Wu. In fact, in the future, how could he think about how to give a gift to Feng Wu, who was already regarded as an abandoned son?