Fat birds are self-improvement

Fat Niao began to become Feng Lin's accompanying slave.

Each prince will go to the study room after following his mother and concubine for one year, and the Taifu will teach him real knowledge when he gathers together.But in fact, during this year, almost all concubines will specially invite famous scholars to educate their parents and children, so as to make a big splash in the future study room and win the favor of Feng Huang.

In a word, don't let children lose at the starting line.

So Fenglin also has her own preschool teacher, who has to study for more than five hours a day—even though he is very weak, Concubine Qing is unwilling to let her son be inferior to others. Feng Lin studied hard.

Faced with his mother's deep expectations, Feng Lin could only grit his teeth and work hard. He really hoped that one day he would be recognized by his mother and earn his own self-esteem through his own efforts.

Therefore, besides eating and sleeping, Fenglin kept reading and reading, and occasionally stopped to drink medicine. Even in the state of high fever, as long as there was a trace of clarity, he would still eat books—he wanted this palace Everyone in the room recognized him. Although he was weak, his talent would definitely impress his father, make his mother and concubine proud of him, and make his dead brother and big brother Fengxue feel happy!

As the accompanying Fat Niao, and fortunately also a visitor of the hell-style cramming education, watching Feng Lin read to death, the whole morning, Fat Niao squatted in a corner, looking at the person who came to teach Feng Lin A book that the old master threw to him casually.Fat Niao is actually literate. When he was Fat Chicken, he was taught basic literacy in the kindergarten class in the Parenting Palace.

According to the requirements of the imperial concubine of the Qing Dynasty to hope that her son would become a dragon, the master had very strict requirements on Feng Lin, requiring Feng Lin to memorize a book within a day.As soon as the master arrived, he randomly checked Fenglin's memorization content yesterday. Although Fenglin tried his best to memorize the memorization, there were still many omissions - you must know that the book is as thick as three fingers!

So Feng Lin stretched out her hand as usual, and was slapped and scolded by the master. Feng Lin bit her lip, blushed, and finally couldn't help being wronged and said: "Master, such a thick book...it is impossible for someone to read it in a day." Just memorize it..."

"I can recite, I can recite! Praise me!" Fat Bird interrupted them suddenly, raising his hand excitedly—it turned out that he had finished reading the book that his master threw over just now.Fat Bird likes to be praised by others in his dreams!

The master glanced at the fat bird: "What will you recite?" His eyes were full of contempt.Feng Lin also looked at him in disgust, thinking that it was nothing more than pediatrics like the Three Character Classic, which he knew 800 years ago.

Fat Bird put the thick copy of "Seven Strategies of Heaven and Earth" thrown to him by the master just now, and said happily: "I will recite this!"

"You nonsense!" Feng Lin said angrily, the book was very difficult, and the master said that he would wait a month before he would learn it.

Without waiting for the master to speak, the little fat bird began to shake his head and memorize the book on his own: "Three inks and eight scholars, nobles and purples compete; nine streams and seven strategies, different opinions..."

Gradually, Master and Feng Lin's eyes widened, because Fat Niao became more and more fluent, and actually memorized a thick book verbatim!

"He cheated!!" Feng Lin cried angrily, feeling that his self-esteem had been greatly challenged.

But the master ignored the jealous Feng Lin, and picked a book from his book bag and threw it to Fat Niao. Pass.

Fat Bird once again showed his magical skills - he swished through the pages of the book with his chubby hands, making people doubt whether he could see the content on the paper clearly, but he closed the book and smoothly Back out.

"He is a genius." The old master finally came to a conclusion, and said to Feng Lin: "You, you can only be regarded as an upper-middle class. If you didn't study hard every day, you might not even be able to catch up with the upper-middle class. You have studied too hard. To be honest, your limit has been reached, if the old man hadn't been entrusted by the empress, I wouldn't want to embarrass you like this."

Feng Lin's faith suddenly collapsed.

"Is there any praise for memorizing more books?" Fat Bird is still very attached to his master's praise, since he left Xiaoduo, no one has praised him anymore.

"Well, you are very talented. If you were not a member of this court, I would definitely pass on all the knowledge I have learned in this life, and let you become my successor, and carry forward my school. Alas, it is a pity, who told you that you were born What about the emperor's house?" The old master sighed.

Heir to the mantle! ! !Both Feng Lin's eyes were blood red.

Fat Bird was praised and giggled happily (⊙v⊙)

But the result of Fat Bird's praise was that Prince Fenglin cried out in despair after his wife left. As a result, he became angry from crying and developed a high fever. The distraught Concubine Qing ordered Cuixi to punish Feng Wu, and Fat Bird was severely punished by Cuixi. He beat him until midnight.

Fat Bird cried until his voice became hoarse, but he didn't get Cuixi's sympathy for it. Instead, he beat him harder, and finally, Fat Bird covered in whips was thrown into the old woodshed.

The moonlight shines on the bruised little fat bird through the window lattice. He still doesn't know that his favorite Xiao Shang lives in the moon, the only Xiao Shang who can treat him well.

The little fat bird with its skin torn apart did not move at all.

He didn't cry, he didn't scream, and he didn't know how to pick up the dry steamed buns that were thrown aside.

Was the little fat bird beaten to death?

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Snapped!

The seemingly dying little fat bird suddenly raised its head,

For the first time a flame of anger flickered in his eyes.

"No one can stop someone from being praised!!! No one! No! No! Can! Fat chickens want to be praised! Fat chickens want delicious food! Fat chickens want a big steamer! Fat chickens want Xiaoshang!! Fat chickens If chickens would have no worries, no pain, no whipping days!!!”

The fat bird growled.

Fat Chicken's revenge has begun.

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Fat Bird remembered the sentence he had memorized in the military book given to him by the old master, which roughly meant that to strike the enemy, one must use the enemy's deepest fear.So, what is Cuixi afraid of?

Fat Bird recalled Cuixi's performance in the past few days: Cuixi likes to flatter Concubine Qing and Fenglin the most, but treats the people below with cold eyes and domineering; Cuixi likes to dress up most, and she has to dress up beautifully every day.Cuixi lives in Room XX of XX Hospital.

In Fat Bird's mind, an impossible plan formed.

But he firmly believes that he can complete it-because he has strong beliefs! ! !

This is his revenge, a great revenge plan that cannot be copied and will not be surpassed! !

This is for the great compliment and the revenge of the big steamer and Xiaoshang!It's divine vengeance! !

Fat Bird stretched out his two little hands with his eyes burning, and the two flames burst into flames.

"Fat Chicken Chicken Revenge Plan! Start now!!!"

Fat Bird's revenge plan is not to take advantage of the loopholes in interpersonal relationships, nor to sow dissension, nor is it to endure humiliation to please Cuixi and then give her a fatal blow. He wants the fastest and most direct revenge.And the first step of this huge plan was to use his high-heat welding to dig a tunnel from the firewood house to Cuixi's bedroom at the speed of a ghost.

The second step is to set a fork in the middle of the tunnel, leading to the kitchen! !

In the third step, I found important props from the kitchen: wine and a funnel for pouring wine! !

The fourth step is to sneak into Cuixi's bedroom through the tunnel with these props!

As Fat Niao expected, that bastard Cui Xi was really sound asleep, she didn't even notice that he had dug the ground under her bed.

Fat Niao crawled out covered in dirt, and quietly came to Cuixi's bedside with the wine jar in his arms.

While Cuixi was still asleep, she suddenly felt a foreign object inserted into her mouth! !

She opened her eyes, but there was darkness in front of her eyes!Because her eyes were blindfolded! !

what happened? ! !Cuixi was about to struggle, but she felt a heavy object pressing down on her chest! !She wanted to call out, but a lot of spicy liquid was poured into her mouth! !

A large amount of wine was continuously poured into Cuixi's mouth along the funnel that was forced into her mouth. Finally, she was completely drunk and stopped struggling.

Turning into an overweight fat dick pressing down on her fat bird, she was satisfied and threw away the wine jar.

"Hmph, I used to see you as a woman, this chicken? Chicken doesn't have the same knowledge as you! But you are too much! This chicken? Chicken will never regret this revenge! Hmph, I remember you said that you want If the emperor sees you, then I will take you to see him." Fat Jiji pulled Cuixi, who was unconscious from drunk, into the tunnel.

You can hardly imagine what a magnificent tunnel Fat Chicken dug overnight.

That tunnel extended to Fenghuang's palace, leading directly to Fenghuang's bedroom. Even though he only walked through Fenghuang's palace once, Fat Chicken amazingly memorized the path, and dug out the underground passage accurately.

And what's even more powerful is that when he dug through the passage of Feng Huang's bedroom, although Feng Huang was in a coma due to the torture of illness, he met the Feng Ji Ling who noticed that his breath had changed and transformed into a shape.

"Fat guy, why is it you?" Feng Ji felt physical disgust when he saw the fat bird.

"This woman always wants to see the emperor, so I want the emperor to see her embarrassing appearance. Make her regret it to death!" Fat Bird dragged Cuixi up from the tunnel.After putting in so much effort, he actually just wanted to permanently embarrass Cuixi.

"Send a woman?" Ji Ling looked at Cuixi suspiciously, but the wicked Feng Ji immediately hit it off with Feng Wu: "You mean put this woman on his bed and let him... Hehehe! Let this woman I know, I know why the current Emperor Feng no longer favors the concubine in the harem, it is because he has been impotent due to long-term illness! Quack quack quack! I like it, I like it! Get out, just leave it to me!"

"Don't play with your life." Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)

It's said that when Cuixi lashed him, the lashes were almost deadly.

"Cut, get out of here! Fat bastard!" Feng Ji was already getting excited.Although, as a bad-hearted halberd spirit, she always takes pleasure in sucking up her master and insulting her master, but after all, she is bound to her body, and she cannot leave her side at will without the master's dispatch order, nor can she easily hurt her master. Limited, but the arrival of Fat Bird presents her with a golden opportunity.

After Fengji stripped Cuixi naked, she forced her into the unconscious Fenghuang's bed.

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The next day, Fat Bird, who was recovered from God, went to read with Feng Lin as usual. The marks of the whip on his face and arms showed that he had been severely punished by Cuixi. .

Cuixi miraculously appeared naked in Fenghuang's bed.

No one knows how she did it.

Fengji, who has been guarding Fenghuang's side all the time, said that a eunuch who was bribed sent her here - saying that this woman wanted to sleep with the emperor and was crazy.

Of course Feng Huang knew that it must be Feng Ji's fault, otherwise this woman couldn't easily come in.

Cuixi was also completely stunned, she didn't know how she got to Fenghuang's bed, she just knelt down and couldn't get up.

After all, Fenghuang is not a bloodthirsty emperor—after thinking about it, Fenghuang believed Cuixi's miserable cry, and believed that she was being used by gangsters to force her to be sent here, so he actually canonized Cuixi as Cuixi. Concubine, after all, she already had the experience of sharing the same bed with him.

"Fengji, I will remember this time." After sending away the joyous Cuixi, Fenghuang frowned and said to Fengji who was hidden by the side.

"Hehehe... Did that woman see you lying down? Does that disappointing look make your heart ache?" Feng Ji smiled sinisterly, "If you hadn't taken the secret magic medicine three years ago, the man who would have lived for the rest of his life The majestic wind brought you three days of power, which made you continue to be favored, otherwise there would be a few ineffective descendants. Are you still a man now? Is that thing a decoration?"

"Shut up!!" Feng Huang yelled, and then covered his lips, blood trickling down from his fingers.

Fengji was very happy - she would not tell Fenghuang that there was a secret passage dug by Fat Niao under his bed, and she was counting on Fat Niao to harm Feng Chuao again in the future!

Watching the Phoenix Emperors of the past dynasties die in despair is her greatest pleasure!Especially torturing this incomparably noble Feng Chuao!

She will never admit that Feng Chuao is the only man she has ever been tempted by!He had rejected her so ruthlessly!

She actually said that she was not a woman, but just a weapon! !

So she was going to torture him to death! !

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As expected, Cuixi turned around, she was no longer a maid under Concubine Qing, but a proud concubine of the same rank who was much more airy than Concubine Qing.Because she is the only woman that the Phoenix Emperor has favored over the past few years! 【Just climb into bed! 】When she came down to "visit" Concubine Qing with mighty hands, Concubine Qing almost gritted her silver teeth with hatred.

Cuixi thought that she must have received divine help—she was suppressed by something that night, and she must have prayed day and night for the gods to come down to help her fulfill her grand wish.

"Sister Qingfei." Cuixi's tone was extremely arrogant, she didn't even call her mother, and directly referred to her as a sister. She hated that Qingfei just wanted to strangle her to death, but because Cuixi was favored, she could only bow her head helplessly.

"My dear sister, the past few years I have been under your command... oh, it makes me cry bitterly, but luckily God has eyes," Cuixi clasped her hands together.

"I don't know when I have treated you badly!" Concubine Qing said coldly.

"Oh, sister, of course you didn't treat me badly. If I hadn't endured the humiliation, I would have died." Cuixi sighed.

"You! You nonsense..." Qing Fei didn't finish her sentence in anger, and Cuixi waved the small satin fan in her hand, and said nonchalantly: "I came this time not only to visit my sister, but also for one thing - sister That little prince Feng Wu abused him too much, so I have asked the emperor for his order to raise His Highness Feng Wu for my sister and help her reduce her burden."

Cuixi adopts Feng Wu, it seems that adopting Fenghuang's most unfavored son is extremely stupid, but in fact, only Cuixi knows in her heart - that day she clearly saw Fenghuang's place on the bed that day. I can't have a child in this life. If I want to avoid being overthrown in the future, I have to adopt one as soon as possible. Although Feng Wu is disliked, she is still a prince after all. As long as she is well trained, she will still have the confidence to win in the harem in the future!

Fat Bird's revenge produced an unpredictable butterfly effect.