Fat birds are self-improvement

The giant colored cat has thought about it - it's funny to say that a cat looks pensive.Finally, it agreed to the monk Xi's joint proposal, but it flatly rejected Feng Wu's wishful thinking to let it go to the heaven to be raised.

"It's impossible for me to go to heaven with you, and I still want to guard this dynasty." The big milk cat said deeply.

"It's a pity, I was going to give you a lot of delicious food." Fat Bird sighed.

"What's delicious?" The big cat's ears trembled, and its eyes shone brightly.

Foodies! !Shangxi=Dish= Sure enough, all those who agree to join forces with them are foodies! !

"The best thing is the poisonous bug meal!" Fat Bird reported what he thought was the best dish.

"Not going..." Big Miao was obviously not interested in this.

In fact, this milk cat is super easy to get rid of, as long as the dried fish is enough.

"Then we will make an agreement. Once the ancient gods go to war, you, as one of them, will be our aid." Shang Xi tried his best to bring the topic back.

"Don't worry, since I promised, I will never break my promise." Da Miao slapped her paws, "Five high fives!" After saying that, Da Miao instantly transformed into a handsome young man in white, And this young man looked very weak, leaning on Mu Yao, and was helped to sit back in the wheelchair beside him.

Both Shang Xi and Fat Niao (⊙_⊙) looked at him.

So, so deceptive humanoid appearance!

Shang Xi couldn't help but look at Fat Bird.All the same color! !The appearance and the heart are completely inconsistent! !

The three of them then exchanged the divine deed, which is considered to have reached an agreement.It turns out that this big cat god is a descendant of the ancient god of the past, Luzun. Naturally, he also participated in the war of gods as a new generation of Luzun. He has a very nice name, Yue Youtan, but Mu Yao But the empress added that it is also okay to call him Yue Da Miao.

Shang Xi and Feng Wu also announced their identities. When Mr. Da Miao learned that Feng Wu was the Phoenix Emperor, he couldn't help asking: "Then your original body is Phoenix, can you change it to see?"

After all, it is a breast cat, and it still maintains a strong curiosity.

Fat Bird saw that the surrounding walls were high enough and the courtyard was spacious enough, so he generously agreed: "Yes. Why don't we play prototype wrestling."

"Okay!" Mr. Meow immediately turned into a big cat, lying on the ground, wagging his tail, sticking his butt, as if he was about to jump out.

The fat bird also turned into a big fat phoenix, sitting down on the carpet, looking down at the big cat that was smaller than him.

"It's so huge!!" The hair on the big milk cat's body stood up involuntarily.

"Mimi is good." The fat bird =v= stretched out its wings and patted the milk cat's head.

This is not what the ancient god should look like at all.Shang Xi crossed his arms and looked at the two large cuties. Anyway, he had lost face for a long time, so he was not afraid of losing it.

In this way, Shang Xi and Feng Wu couldn't help but easily completed the alliance with the third Immemorial God, and also received a lot of gifts from the generous Mr. Meow—of course, most of them were seafood.

However, when Mr. Miao signaled Mu Yao to open the door and asked someone to fetch gifts, those attendants who filed in couldn't help seeing Feng Wu and Shang Xi standing inside. Xi, arrogant and glamorous, together with the originally elegant and sickly Young Master Yue, suddenly made a group of people secretly exclaim, the Empress really enjoys it! !When did the two extra beauties hide here?

Finally leaving Zhu Feng Palace, Feng Wu asked Shang Xi: "Since the goal has been achieved, shall we go back?"

"Don't worry, do you still remember the agreement we made with the Heavenly Emperor? This time, he also found the treasure for me to track down the mortal world. The mortal world is closer to the demon world than the heavenly world, which will help us search for other ancient gods. So When I come out this time, I'm already prepared to stay for a few days." Shang Xi said.

In fact, he actually wanted to come to visit the mountains and rivers with Feng Wu.The government affairs of the past few months have made him extremely irritable, and it is of course his wish to take the opportunity to come out to play.

"What about the Moon Clan and Feng Clan?" Feng Wu asked.

"I have asked the Taifu to take care of it for me, and the Emperor of Heaven has also issued an edict, telling you and me to come to the world to subdue demons, even if the nobles of the two clans disagree." Shang Xi laughed.

"Then pony, go back and help with the affairs!" Feng Wu said without even looking back, the pony who was hiding in the dark snorted, it turned out that he had been following his master all along.

Since Shangxi has obtained the imperial decree from the Emperor of Heaven, and Feng Wu will definitely leave all the affairs of the Feng clan to stay with Shangxi, Xiao Ma has no choice but to return unwillingly.Seeing that Xiao Ma finally left, Shang Xi took Feng Wu's hand with confidence, and led him to walk together on the street that had become silent late at night.

"If we just let go of everything like this, and we live in seclusion here, so that no one can find us, wouldn't it be great?" Shang Xi looked up at the moon in the sky and said.

"Can you really let go of everything?" Feng Wu looked at him.

"As long as you agree." Shang Xi also looked back at him.

Eye contact with each other is the most thorough understanding.A myriad of emotions, a mountain of heavy responsibilities, at this moment, all turned into one sentence—————

"Shang Xi, if you're not the Moon Emperor, where can you get so many delicious food?"

"I knew you would say that."

The romantic atmosphere is rotten.

But it doesn't matter, the two still hold hands and walk happily all the way.

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"By the way, when are we going? Don't you want to go back to sleep?" Fat Bird spoiled the scenery again.

"This is the way back to the inn!!!" Shang Xi =皮=

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The inns that Shang Xi ordered were based entirely on the price. In Shang Xi’s concept of local tyrants, the more money the better, so when he came to the bustling city in the mortal world, he bought it with the highest bidding price. The most expensive inn room, the price of this inn is said to even require bidding.

As the king of the most powerful tribe in the heavens, Shang Xi could fully afford the price of the head bid.

And the facilities of this inn did not disappoint him, it really was the world's premier pleasure place.

No matter how late they come back, there are still special servants who will serve them carefully, and they will never have any suspicious attitude or eyes on the whereabouts of the guests.

But the high price of this inn is not just because of the luxurious facilities.It is also expensive because it is the place where you can get everything you can dream of in the martial arts world, whether it is martial arts cheats, antidote holy medicine or rare poisons.Or a secret.

After Shang Xi paid the money in a daze, they were naturally regarded as distinguished guests with ulterior motives by the mysterious boss here. Coincidentally, there were also two other guests who came together tonight Booked the room next to them, the same two young men with extraordinary looks.

After Shang Xi and Fat Niao took an expensive flower petal bath, they were ready to go to bed. Unexpectedly, the store also provided what was said to be the most expensive "special service". The bored two decided to see what the special service in the world was. So he wore big underpants and obscene clothes, and waited in the room while eating fruit.Anyway, the so-called special service is nothing more than calling a stunning beauty over to serve or something. If you are disheveled, you look more like a dude in the world, don't you?

These two people obviously misunderstood-everyone who entered this inn knew that the so-called special service was to get what they wanted-as long as they could afford the price.

Finally, the mysterious inn owner brought a few servants to the door with a bewitching and mysterious smile. In his mind today, he was nothing more than another greedy guest who was bewitched by martial arts treasures. He could even imagine it. Out of Shangxi's longing eyes when he made a request, yes, he opened this inn just to see the ugly faces of these people!What he hopes to see more is that this world will become even more bloody because of the things that come out of this inn!

Are you ready, guests?There was an unpredictable glint in the innkeeper's eyes.

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He took a light breath and pushed the door open with his slender fingers.

There is no face full of eager anticipation as he expected, only—————

Two eating watermelon in big underpants...

guy...

"Isn't this the boss?" Shang Xi recognized the person who paid the money, and immediately complained: "Your inn is not worth the money at all, and there is no place to put the watermelon rind!"

The owner of the inn fixedly looked at Shang Xi

【This is the most mysterious place in martial arts

not the place for you to nibble on watermelon

And no one in this room ever thinks of eating a watermelon

Those watermelons are for decoration not for you to eat

Who will eat watermelon in the middle of the night

Besides, what right do you have to complain about my inn! ! ! ! 】

click! !

Veins seemed to appear on the pretty face of the owner of the inn, but his smile remained unchanged.

"Aren't there any beauties to accompany the special service?" Fat Niao asked, "Or can you give us the roster so we can order it ourselves?"

The owner of the inn is still smiling [stiff]——

[Here is the most martial arts!god!secret!most!hold head high!expensive!The place! !

No! !yes! !prostitute! ! !hospital! ! 】

It was a maid behind the boss who came to her senses and asked cautiously, "Guest, do you know what our Dragon Heart Inn does?"

"Eat, drink, play and live. Did I spend so much money to buy a room that doesn't even put garbage?" Shang Xi continued to complain richly.

"There are no beauties who turn over cards!" Fat Bird continued to add.

The atmosphere suddenly became stiff.

The maids looked at each other in blank dismay, and suddenly felt a sense of wonder that today they received a really rich second-generation guest. It seems that this guy is not from the world at all, just to spend money, right? The boss is probably going to die of anger today!

"Are you two looking for beauties? Go out and turn left, there is Wanhua Lane. As a rule of our shop, we don't refund money." The boss smiled lightly, turned around and left, but the maids found that the boss's fists were clenched tightly. Tight.

"Tch, the attitude is really cold, black shop, tricking people~~" Shang Xi continued to complain.

"Aren't there beauties delivered to your door?" Fat Bird continued to follow suit.

Probably, if it weren't for our store's rule of putting customers first, the boss would have already smashed these two people into pieces, right?The maids thought about it.