Fat birds are self-improvement

Shang Xi and Feng Wu, who were full after eating and drinking, finally decided to explore the palace at night. For gods like them, entering the mortal palace is simply a piece of cake.But in order to have a little more atmosphere, the two returned to the booked inn and changed into night clothes.

"We're just here to investigate tonight, be careful not to startle the snake." Shang Xi said to Feng Wu.

And Fat Bird's mind was already filled with excitement - these few months he was going to be turned into stone from boredom.

After the two disguised themselves, they flew out of the window with a whoosh, and their figures quickly disappeared into the night.

The imperial palace is worthy of being the habitat of the third ancient god. When they came to the high wall of the imperial palace, a force of enchantment clearly diffused over. With the strength of this enchantment, it is conceivable that they can make such a There are not many such enchantments in the heavens.

"Sure enough, as I expected, the person here is not an ordinary person." Shang Xi sneered.

"But you also seem to be well prepared?" Fat Bird said.

"That's natural." Shang Xi took out two strange glowing beads and handed one to Fat Bird, "This is a treasure that can eliminate Qixi's entry and enter the barrier without anyone noticing. The effect of an hour, remember that after an hour, we must come out, otherwise we will be discovered, which will be very bad for us. Now we are in the dark, remember not to reveal our whereabouts!"

Fat Bird nodded and ate the bead, the bead melted in his mouth, it was so sweet, he could not help but click his mouth.

After eating the beads, there was no obstacle to pass through the barrier, and the two of them flew all the way towards the apse of the imperial palace that exudes the strongest aura of the ancient gods.

At this time, it was time for the emperor to go to bed and turn over the sign.

The two settled on the roof of the emperor's bedroom, Shang Xi motioned them to stop first, and inquire about the identity of this ancient god in the palace—since it is an ancient god, it cannot be the eunuch and maid of honor. Kind of people, right?

"But what if he is a eunuch?" Fat Niao couldn't help thinking about it.

"Hush, listen to the people below." Shang Xi lightly pushed aside a tile, and the two of them fell down and eavesdropped on the emperor's speech.

In the dormitory below, there was a beautifully dressed girl sitting in the middle, thinking about a pile of signs on the golden nanmu table.The girl wore a golden crown, and the people around her respected her, but the emperor was nowhere to be seen in the hall.What is her identity?Empress?Or a princess?

At this moment, a eunuch saluted the golden crown girl and said: "Your Majesty, the Sangong and Six Courtyards are all ready, just take a bath and change clothes, which empress will your Majesty send today?"

Shang Xi and Fat Niao immediately looked at each other in dismay - the dynasty of emotion is headed by the empress!

Interesting!The couple's eyes lit up immediately, as if they had completely put aside the investigation and focused on the situation below.

"Tonight..." The girl emperor hesitated, "Of course I summoned..."

When she said the next few words, she deliberately lowered her voice, even Fat Niao and Shang Xi couldn't hear clearly, but she was definitely a handsome man!

"We will continue to investigate tomorrow. I have a lot of hidden dragon balls! Let's see how charming this male favorite is today. Do you like it?" Shang Xi was excited.When I see a beauty, I can't help but compare it with a fat bird to increase my satisfaction.

fat bird ==

What kind of mentality is this?

"My lord, the young master said that he is not well, so he may not be able to come to this palace..." The eunuch knelt down and said.

"Then according to the old rules, I'll go to him in person." The young empress stood up and said, "Decree, drive to the Moon Palace!"

Let the empress personally go over and dote on the male favorite!And don't want anyone else, but this one every night!

Fat Bird Monk Xi's gossip soul was burning.They quietly descended from the roof, slipped through the bushes under the cover of night, quietly followed the empress's sedan chair, and followed to see the mysterious peerless male favorite.

Since they were at the back of the team, the conversations of the last little maids fell into their ears: "Mr. Yue won the card again tonight. Alas, Mr. Yue is every day, and I haven't seen Your Majesty yet." Having favored other male concubines, it seems that now, the other concubines will hate you even more."

"And I also heard that every time your Majesty goes to Condensing Moon Palace, he has to enter alone, and everyone is left outside the door. His Majesty seems to like that...special game...you know..."

"It must be that Mr. Yue has something special about him. I can't imagine that he is usually well-dressed and gentle, but he is so good at pleasing His Majesty on the bed, and His Majesty is fascinated..."

The ensuing conversation between the two ladies-in-waiting was sinister.

Shang Xi also followed his imagination—maybe he can learn a few tricks to play with Fat Bird back home, I heard that mortals are very good at this, and all kinds of tricks are endless.

The Ningyue Palace is extremely spacious, three times the size of other concubines' palaces, and the walls are extremely high, the gate is closed tightly, the Empress got off the sedan chair, asked someone to open the gate according to the usual practice, and entered by herself.

Shang Xi and the two quickly used an invisibility technique to climb up the high wall, and entered the courtyard together with the empress.

Escaping the huge screen wall in the courtyard, the scene inside stunned the two people who wanted to watch the excitement.

That is------

Huge brocade rug that covers almost the entire yard!And on the big carpet, a huge cat, a snow-colored big cat as tall as a floor, was pressing the carpet with its two front paws, squinting its eyes and stepping on it enjoying itself.

It was this big cat that exuded the aura of the ancient god! !

"Big cat, are you stepping on milk again? You perverted cat!" The empress went up to pat the big cat's paw.

The big cat made a purring sound, slowly opened its blue eyes, and said, "Mu Yao, someone came in with you."

That queen's name is "Meow"! 【mu-yao】Shang Xi and Fat Niao suddenly felt very strange.Then they noticed that they had been spotted.

Seeing that his whereabouts were discovered, Shang Xi didn't hide it, and simply showed up directly.

Suddenly there were two more people in the courtyard, and the empress was startled.

"Who are you?" Big Cat asked first.

"We are people from the heavens, and we are here to find the same reincarnation of the ancient gods." Shang Xi said with his hands behind his back, "I think you should have sensed some kind of common connection between us."

"Oh? Is it as simple as just coming to me?" It's obviously a big breasted cat, but the voice and tone are very old-fashioned, which makes people feel very inconsistent.Especially this guy was still stepping on milk just now!

"Follow me back to the Feng Clan, and I will support you." Fat Niao looked at the perverted cat and said something thoughtless.

Because plus size kittens are so cute!