Fat birds are self-improvement

Fat Bird's enthronement ceremony will be held the next day.

And Shang Xi's enthronement ceremony was also on this day.

But Shang Xi climbed up to the roof amidst the busyness inside and outside the palace, holding a jug of wine in his hand and drinking in one gulp.

He knew that Feng Wu also ascended the throne on this day.Back then, Feng Wu was just a beggar prince that no one wanted. Who would have thought that he could become the Phoenix Emperor?Hehe, that's natural, how could the goal that he Shangxi wanted to achieve come to nothing?It's just that at this moment, that person, like himself, is in the midst of thousands of glory, becoming the emperor who rules over all the people, does it mean that from now on, he and himself will never be able to return to the happy life of childhood sweethearts in the past? ?

From now on, we will face unlimited power struggles, and we will never return to our original aspirations. Perhaps, after experiencing the baptism of power, he and himself will no longer be what they used to be. Can we bear the sins and burdens of this whole body? Remember the once innocent feelings?

Maybe, one day, I will have to hurt him because of this imperial robe. At that moment, how will I choose?

Shang Xi clenched his fist tightly and smiled sadly:

Hmph, no matter what, Feng Wu will be her male queen in the future! (╯3╰)【Hey, that's not a "sad smile" at all! 】When enthroned, there will be a feast for 30 days, and then invite fat people to eat together~~~

Shang Xi's bitterness somehow went to an inexplicable place.

At this moment, Fat Bird also wanted to feel a little bitter before he ascended the throne, but when he saw the newly made imperial robes, he excitedly threw his bitterness far away.

Xiao Ma (⊙_⊙) looked at the excited master, and interrupted after a long time: "Master, well, in fact, every time the Phoenix Emperor takes office, there is still a rule."

"What rules?" Feng Wu asked.

"It is to transform into a real body at the end of the grand ceremony and receive the blessings of all civil and military phoenixes." Xiao Ma said, "Uh, there is a jade phoenix seat, which is used for the phoenix body of the Phoenix Emperor to perch, I guess... "

"Then do it like this! Okay, okay, don't bother me, I want to appreciate my imperial robe~" Fat Bird~(≧▽≦)/~

All right.Xiao Ma (⊙_⊙) It is said that the Yuwutong seat is made of diamond jadeite. It should not be so fragile, it can withstand the fat owner!Then, I have to prepare for the march of the guard of honor.

And at the enthronement ceremony, even if there is no empress, Fenghuang will bring one of the most favored concubines to the ceremony to replace the mother of the country.It can be said that if he can attend the enthronement ceremony together with Fenghuang, it is equivalent to declaring himself as a candidate for empress. Who would not envy this coveted position?Who doesn't want to fight? !

So Duke Yuan, who was in charge of submitting the list, became a big celebrity in the harem. Those concubines fought to please Duke Yuan. Needless to say, Meng Ying and other powerful palaces had plenty of financial resources to bribe, those newcomers The little concubines and the nobles, one by one, really put all their money into the family fortune, and they did not hesitate to lose their fortunes to curry favor with Feng Huang's personal eunuch. Eunuch Yuan was so happy that he couldn't hold his tongue from ear to ear every day, and countless wealth entered the account every day.This is the ultimate enjoyment of being a chief eunuch!Even those noble lords who have been favored by thousands of people have no choice but to curry favor with him, the eunuch. How can this not make people feel elated - this is the feeling of being under one person and above ten thousand people!

When Yuan Gonggong sorted the list of concubines according to the amount of gift money and showed it to Feng Wu, Feng Wu didn't even look at it, and said: "Let Yue Xiaomiao accompany me to attend the ceremony."

"Your Majesty! Concubine Yue Gui is a man!" Eunuch Yuan knelt down and said.

"What about men, Yue Xiaomiao is a member of the Moon Clan. He became my companion at the ceremony and proved my goodwill to the Moon Clan. This is the way of diplomacy." Feng Wu said profoundly.

"Your Majesty is holy!" Eunuch Yuan broke out in a cold sweat. His majesty the new emperor is so scheming, I'm afraid he will be with you like a tiger from now on!

In fact, Fat Bird just wants to ascend the throne with a soft silver tabby cat in his arms.

So, that night, Mr. Meow was forced to become a prototype, washed clean, tied a big bow around his neck, and put on silk satin claw covers, preparing to be carried to the enthronement ceremony tomorrow.

Hearing that Mr. Miao was elected, the other concubines were furious. Concubine Li and the others came to find fault first, saying they were here to congratulate Concubine Yue, but in fact they were here to cause trouble. Together they came to the Palace of the Moon aggressively.

They rushed in regardless of the little maid's obstruction, but there was no sign of Yue Xiaomiao in the palace. Concubine Li immediately started yelling without profanity, and the group also talked about Yue Xiaomiao's unpleasantness Come on.

Unexpectedly, Yue Xiaomiao didn't show up yet, Concubine Li snorted coldly: "Concubine Yue Gui is really arrogant, since she won't come out, let's help Concubine Yue see if tomorrow's court dress is suitable for him."

It turned out that in the hall where they were, there was Yue Xiaomiao's gorgeous court dress tomorrow, which was sent by the Weaving Department of the Master of Ceremonies according to the rules. After all, it was delivered.

Concubine Li saw that there was no one around Yue Xiaomiao, so she took out the scissors she had secretly brought, and frantically stabbed at the court clothes on the shelf.

Not only that, she also viciously threatened the nobles who came with her and said: "You guys, didn't you just agree to do it together? Hurry up!"

Several timid dignitaries had no choice but to take out the scissors and poke at the court clothes, one of them was too timid to dare to do it, Concubine Li held her hand, and punctured a large piece of brocade with a clatter.

"Bitch! I'll see what you wear to court!" Concubine Li sneered.

"You wicked women, you are really hard to deal with." The lazy silver tabby cat who had been lying on the side table suddenly spoke.

"Ahhhhhhh!! It has spoken!" a nobleman exclaimed.

"What's your name, am I the Yue Xiaomiao you are looking for?" The tabby cat licked its paw, "Li Fei, you are really deceiving people."

"You! You turned into a cat to tease me!" Li Fei turned pale, and pointed the scissors at the tabby cat.

The tabby cat narrowed its eyes, turned its belly on the desk and looked at her, saying: "Your thin hands and feet alone can't hit me, you washboard."

"What did you call me!!!?" Concubine Li hates people who say she has a flat chest.

"Washboard~washboard~~" the tabby cat stuck out its tongue.

"I'll kill you!!" Concubine Li went berserk, rushed up desperately, and stabbed wildly with scissors.

But the tabby cat moved quickly, and there was a mess in the room for a while.

The tabby cat jumped out of the window laughing, and disappeared in an instant.Concubine Li was out of breath, her hair was disheveled, and when she leaned on the door frame to look out, suddenly a handsome figure walked in from outside. Cha, tripped over the threshold and fell forward, but was caught by the handsome man and held him in his arms.

Concubine Li met the man's eyes, and was stunned—what a handsome young man!

"Girl, are you okay?" the man said gently.

"I, I'm fine...you, who are you?" Li Fei's cheeks were blushing.

"I am the painter in this palace." The man smiled elegantly, showing his white teeth.

After Concubine Li entered the palace, she couldn't see her holy face. She had never been so rough with a man before, and she was immediately fascinated: "My lord...you may come to my palace to paint"

"Hehehe..." The beautiful man chuckled, only to hear a plop, Li Fei suddenly lost her center of gravity and fell to the ground, and the beautiful man turned into a tabby cat in front of her, laughing and mocking her: "Of course you can !! Meow ha ha ha ha ha!"

You can't compete with the meow star palace.

Because cats are never in the state.

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Puff———pass————————

In the spacious main hall of the weaving department, the entire weaving department was shocked by the loud noise, and then countless people ran out screaming and crawling.

because

A huge flaming fat phoenix appeared! ! !

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!!!" The tailors who were squeezed against the wall by huge fat birds kept wailing.

So the fat bird received the supernatural powers and turned back into a great beauty.

"Didn't you tell me to change into a prototype and try on the court clothes of the prototype?" Fat Bird asked.

All the tailors got down on the ground, and one official raised his head feebly and said, "Change... change the outside... try it on... here... it's too narrow..."

In the vast field outside, Fat Bird changed back to its original form again, and sat down on the ground with a puff, asking the tailors to measure it for the Phoenix Emperor's attire worn in the original transformation ceremony.

Apparently, the normal size was completely useless, and the clothes could only be tailored again. The tailors discussed for a long time, and finally decided to use ladders and other objects to measure His Majesty's great figure.

Dozens of eunuchs were humming and humming to lift the ladder. Fat Niao saw the scene of heavy traffic like a construction site, and waved his wings to issue an imperial edict.

Everyone quickly knelt down and accepted the imperial edict.

"Please place the ladder horizontally when not in use." Fat Bird said.

Everyone (⊙_⊙)

In short, in order to welcome the new emperor's ascension to the throne, the tailors finally worked hard and rushed to make the biggest clothes ever made in this life overnight - a big and long waistcoat for the big fat phoenix.

That huge vest is enough to cover the entire weaving department.

By the way, why is this Phoenix Emperor so huge?Everyone is puzzled.

Finally, everything was done, and after a sleepless night, the day of enthronement officially arrived!

The entire Feng family was immersed in the joy of welcoming the new emperor's ascension to the throne, and all the imperial city was decorated with lights and festoons, with the logo of the new emperor - the fire phoenix decoration.In the streets and alleys, men, women and children all wore red clothes to express their support for the new emperor.

At this time, a group of mysterious visitors who entered the city secretly and wore hats passed through the streets and alleys. When they saw this kind of celebration, they looked at each other, and the eyes showed cold hatred.

"Feng Wu, you are really good!!" The leading masked man clenched his fists.