Fat birds are self-improvement

The sea of ​​extreme west ignited a flame that soared to the sky, and the flame of all chaos was finally completed.

The blazing flame turned into a naked and beautiful man, his long hair fluttering and burning in the sea breeze.Under the gloomy sky, only his raging fire lit up the dark and turbulent sea.Even the mermaids who lived on the coast and were proud of their charming appearance were shocked by the man's rare beauty, and stared at the beautiful god coming up from the sea with astonished eyes.

The moment the man opened his eyes, a strange power spread across the world in an instant.

Behind him, the turbulent and churning waves solidified like a sculpture.Even the splashing drops of water remained still in mid-air, motionless, and the expressions of the mermaids were forever frozen in the moment of astonishment.

The world was suddenly filled with absolute silence.

As all the chaotic flames really condensed together, a special power of time and space was bred.

When the breath of fire is deliberately suppressed, even the time of chaos will be frozen for it.

At the moment when the man exhaled the breath of flame again, time began to flow again.And he also looked at his hands with interest—at this moment, he felt very strange, as if at the moment of fusion, he saw a foreign land that was wider than the three worlds.

At this moment, he had a premonition, as if one day, he would break through the dome of the Three Realms and enter that even wider foreign realm.

After being lost in a daze, he realized that the place he chased after the sun god was not the heaven, but the intersection of the edges of the three realms, and scattered fishing villages could be faintly seen on the distant coast.

The edge of the human world.

The flames on Feng Wu's body gradually extinguished, but he was still standing naked on the reef. Those mermaids climbed ashore and turned into human figures, trying to get close to him——Feng Wu's blazing fire spirit made these mermaids in the border area covet Three feet.

Seeing the mermaids gradually approaching with greedy eyes, Feng Wu said: "You little monsters, don't you know who I am? How dare you step forward to harass me! Be careful, I will use you to make dried fish!"

Those mermaids turned a deaf ear, as if they didn't hear his words at all, and even changed their faces suddenly, revealing their sharp teeth.

Seeing this, Feng Wu thought that these were ignorant little demons, so she stretched out her hand and rubbed out a ball of flames and threw it away as a threat, but the mermaids gathered more and more, each with a hideous face, and some of them even sang loudly and sang. A charming nameless tune was played to confuse Feng Wu's mind.

Naked fat bird (⊙_⊙)

So, the fat bird started a big melee with the mermaid.

The trick that determines the victory is Fat Bird's famous stunt - the original shape of the big butt pier, which makes all the densely packed mermaids sit down and wilt.

Super group killing skills.

"Now you know how powerful this great god is! Hmph!" Fat Niao said.

A mermaid who hadn't fainted struggled to say a word.

Fat Bird was surprised to find

I can't even understand what it says!

Totally incomprehensible syllables! !

How is this going!Isn't the language of the heavens different from the language of the Central Plains of the human world!Hasn't it already gone through the Three Realms Language Unification Movement?These must be wild monsters!That's right!

The big fat fire phoenix flew into the sky triumphantly - this time he deliberately slowed down, wanting to enjoy the scenery along the way, after all, this is considered a long journey.

Sure enough, the scenery of the Far West is different from their Feng Clan. There are many oceans, and the islands of the human world are scattered on the blue ocean like green pearls.

"Sunshine~~~Jin Liangliang~~~Fat Chicken is here to travel~~~~" The fat bird spread its wings comfortably and sang while gliding in the air.

However, just as Fat Bird was proudly doing air rolls, suddenly an object rushed over in the sky, and because of the extremely fast speed of the two, they collided together.

The fat bird is obviously many times larger than that object, so of course the object fell down and fell into the sea. It was vaguely a celestial carriage, but the carriage was different from what Feng Wu had seen. It was the driver standing Uncovered interior posture.And the celestial god who fell and screamed seemed to be different from the celestial beings he had seen in terms of appearance.

This is God's air traffic accident.

Soon, heavenly soldiers in armor rushed over, speaking a language that the fat bird could not understand. They wore strange armor, held spears and round shields, and surrounded the fat bird.Fat Bird found that although they were all old men, they were wearing short skirts that did not reach the knees and belt sandals. Many parts of their bodies were naked, and each of them had strange looks.

Those heavenly soldiers were clamoring, as if they were extremely frightened by Fat Bird.

Fat Bird tilted his head and looked at them - what kind of corner is this, why can't everyone understand the language?

At this time, the heavenly soldiers threw their spears at the fat bird one after another.

So the fat bird fought back!

Boom———The big fat bird flapped its wings, and all the howling short-skirted heavenly soldiers were thrown into the ocean below.

Immediately, the big fat bird flew into the sky, looking for a way home.

Perhaps the big fat bird never imagined that those heavenly soldiers he fanned down just now came from the western heaven in the far west, which is a place that has not yet communicated with the eastern heaven.It flew too far this time.

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When Fat Niao returned to Feng Palace, it was discovered that the battle in Tianning Palace had ended—but Feng Ji was still trapped in the barrier and could not return, so Fat Niao went down in person.

I saw that all the criminals were knocked down by the phoenix halberd—it turns out that in this cave of the sealed god, all spells are useless, and they can only rely on hand-to-hand combat. In terms of hand-to-hand combat, the phoenix halberd is really powerful.

However, what surprised Fat Niao even more was that the one standing in front of him was not the female phoenix halberd, but an enchanting man in red!

"Feng Wu, do you still know to come back?" The male Feng Ji crossed his arms and squinted at him.

"How did you become a man?" Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

"Shen Bing has no gender." The male Fengji sneered, "The reason why you see me is because of the cognition you have imposed on me. Moreover, the combat power of turning into a man is equal to that of a woman. times."

"Then you are still so obsessed with Gongdou."

"Hmph!" Feng Ji turned back into a woman in an instant, "I, Feng Ji, will never allow anyone to step on my head!"

"Can you use a man's posture to fight against the palace, like Hua Xiangrong." Fat Bird thought it was very interesting.

"I want to defeat them as a woman, and then use my identity as a man to deal them the most fatal blow!" Feng Ji sneered.

"Uncle Ji, you are twisted." Fat Bird (⊙v⊙)

Phoenix halberd = dish = what is the name of that uncle! ! ! ! ! !

The criminals defeated by the phoenix halberd were ordered by the fat bird to be temporarily imprinted by the phoenix halberd. However, when the phoenix halberd was fighting, due to the lack of the life essence of the sun god, the life fire of the phoenix clan was finally extinguished—— No wonder when Feng Wu flew back, he saw silence inside and outside the Feng clan.

"What will happen to the Feng Clan if they lose their race's life fire?" Feng Wu looked at the extinguished stone fire platform and asked Feng Ji.

"Of course it's back to its original form—the Feng family is just the descendants of the five-color kingfisher in the past." Feng Ji said.

"Then I'll go out and have a look before lighting the fire." Fat Bird said and flew out—forgot about the Phoenix Ji again.

Sure enough, the entire Feng Palace was full of little kingfishers lying unconscious and buried in loose clothes. They were originally the guards, eunuchs, court ladies and others of the Feng clan. The fat birds walked around from the palace to the city very bored. , picking up the little kingfishers while walking, and then arranging these fluffy little birds in a circle on the square of the imperial city, it is spectacular.

"Actually, the little fat birds are quite cute." The fat bird looked at his "work of art" and said.

So the fat bird (^ω^) went back to Tianning Palace with satisfaction and lit the fire.

It is very easy for the current god of complete chaos to ignite the fire of life-even if it is to ignite a star, it is easy for him.

result------

The most terrifying mass terrorist incident in the history of the Feng clan occurred.

When everyone in the imperial city suddenly fell into a mysterious coma, they woke up and found that they were naked and hugging each other tightly, and they were all lying on the square in the city!

And formed a circle!Put it in big characters of "Zhu Ming"!

How it all happened! ! (⊙o⊙)! ! ! !

No one knows, and it remains a mystery to this day.

When Feng Huang turned into a five-color kingfisher, Daxuexiao guarded it with great pain. He swore that even if the master could never change back in the future, he would protect the master of the kingfisher for the rest of his life.

However, after a whole night, there was no sign of the owner changing back. Daxuexiao was very sad. He put the kingfisher on top of his head, and he was going to leave the Phoenix Clan and go to a fairyland that no one knew about, to take care of the kingfisher together. Life.

As a result, on the way, there was a sudden bang, and Fenghuang turned back naked.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Daxuexiao collapsed.

Fat Bird seems to be causing a lot of trouble.

The Phoenix Clan streaking or something.

So, later Fat Niao issued a nonsense decree—roughly meaning that because the Feng clan was cursed, a mysterious big streaking phenomenon appeared. It must be due to negligence in offering sacrifices to the ancestor Sun God. Therefore, the big streaking day was designated as the Underpants Festival From then on, every year on this day, everyone will wear big underpants to pray to the sun god to avoid sin.

Although this decree is extremely nonsense, but in view of the fact that the terrifying phenomenon of the big naked streaking has really occurred, this decree has been implemented for a long time in the end.

Big trousers have become a new popular product of the Feng family.

In the future, every time the Big Underpants Festival [later changed to Daku Tea Festival], the Feng people will wear big underpants to hold the festival. Various celebrations are held.

As the Phoenix Emperor, Feng Wu practiced it personally, had fun with the people, and held prayer ceremonies wearing big golden underpants.

Although this is a nonsense festival, on this day, almost all the tribes will flock to Fengdu to witness the grand Daku Tea Festival of the Fengzu, because everyone in the Fengzu is not only a great beauty, but they also expect It is possible to see Fenghuang's stunning thighs.

However, with the Moon Emperor around, no one would think about it.