Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

Ghost Lantern, Lord Yan Mo's first assistant officer, the powerful person in Japanese hell, is the object of fear and worship of all jailers in hell.

He has a pretty and handsome face, but compared to his face, he is more known for his super-smart personality, but he has no self-awareness in this regard.

Anyway, remember one thing -

In hell, even if you provoke Yan Mo and Izanami, you can survive even if you save yourself a little.

But if you angered the number one ghost in hell... really wish for luck.

That's right!This man is just so scary!

PS: The probability of women and well-behaved children surviving in his S personality is quite high, but Asuka is generally the type that repeatedly jumps between bear children and well-behaved children, so about her, Ghost Lantern has specific questions Specific analysis.

Ghost Lantern stepped on clogs, every step seemed to be stepping on the hearts of the people around him.

He walked slowly over and picked up the mace from the shattered ghost's head.

When he pulled out the foreign body, the soul that had been smashed to pieces and had its brains exploded began to recover little by little.

The first ghost waved his hand, and immediately a jailer pinched the "bamboo rat" that had failed to escape again. One could imagine what fate awaited him.

After the ghost lamp settled the messy things, he turned to look at Oda Sakunosuke.

"I'm back." Ghost Lantern nodded to the outstanding subordinate, and the sharp phoenix eyes raised up looked at the little child leaning on the subordinate's leg, "She didn't want to hand over her illegally withheld soul, so you brought her back to visit hell? "

While talking, Ghost Lamp shook the mace in his hand.

All the red, red and white stains on it were thrown into the soil.

Asuka hesitated.

But she quickly realized that she was innocent.

She didn't do anything - so why be afraid?

The little child mustered up his courage, and put his hips on his hips, "Asuka is here as a guest~ Let's talk about cooperation by the way!"

The ghost lamp responded by giving her a weird look.

Get a feel for what it means: How dare a kid who is holding back ghosts talk about cooperation?

Not beating someone with a mace is already the last kindness of Ghost Lamp.

"Let's go." The hell ghost walked ahead to lead the way, ready to find a quiet place to communicate with his subordinates about the other party's business trip, after all, there are many people around Santuchuan.

They didn't walk for too long. Through the staff passage used by the jailers, they were quickly led into a Japanese-style mansion by the ghost lamp. From the side, the yard was very large.

After entering the door, the ghost lantern led the two of them around the main house, and the scenery of the backyard could be seen at a glance.

"Wow~~!!!" Asuka's eyes lit up.

Excitedly, she ran into the beautiful "garden" with her short legs, poking the flowers with her fingers.

The flowers made a sound that made people sank.

This sound is even contagious. When one snapdragon calls out, thousands of snapdragons call out.

The mansion of Ghost Lamp was suddenly filled with mysterious voices.

But the amazing thing is that the faces of the three people present did not change at all, and two of them even showed positive emotions.

"Wow~~!" Asuka clenched his hands into small fists excitedly, "It's such a big piece of snapdragon grass, I want to cut it open!"

"So is it an animal or a plant? It sounds really disgusting! It's amazing!!"

"When I saw it in the manga, I wanted to see the real thing up close~!"

Ghost Lamp ignored the [beep——] silence, and began to explain, "The classification is 'animals and plants'. It has two characteristics at once, is it very unique?"

Breeding snapdragons is one of his few hobbies, and he can get overwhelmed as soon as he mentions it, and he forgets about the business for a while.

The ghost assistant officer was interested in introducing it in detail, and Asuka was also willing to hold his cheeks and listen to what he already knew.

From a weak individual growing on the edge of hell, to the present, the snapdragon selection meeting can be held every autumn-the antirrhinum's counterattack road is simply at the level of a comic protagonist.

Asuka applauded enthusiastically during the explanation of the ghost lamp, who was super generous and supportive.

The bear child's aura was well hidden, and the number one ghost in hell was confused by the cub for a moment. After giving the little guy a childish look, he actually agreed to make a plate of snapdragon sashimi himself at night.

Not only can snapdragons be viewed, but they can also be eaten—although it is a pity to be ruthlessly eaten by their own master.

Tears flowed from the corner of Asuka's mouth.

Oda Sakunosuke folded his hands and sat on the veranda with soft eyes, looking peaceful for years.

The ghost lamp who was carrying the baby accidentally glanced at him, paused, and suddenly realized the original purpose.

Sure enough, even the workaholic Shaker S will unknowingly relax a bit when he is in a comfortable environment and facing cute cubs.

Let Asuka roam around in his snapdragon field, Ghost Lamp sits on the porch in the same posture, and communicates with his subordinates about "children seizing souls without permission".

"So that's not Osamu Dazai, but a person in a parallel world." Ghost Lantern nodded clearly, so that the matter of the consistent fluctuation of souls can be understood.

You must know that at first he thought it was the call of Asuka, which caused Osamu Dazai, whose soul was unstable due to frequent suicide, to go out of his body—so the original plan was to bring back the soul of the suicidal maniac. · Teach it, and then throw it back into the world again - now this thought has come to nothing.

Asuka was buried in the flower field, and the cat teased the snapdragon in disgust.

Pull the tail of the stubby snapdragon A to the left, and pull the leaves of the tall and thin snapdragon B to the right.

Seriously, if he hadn't remembered the treasures of these super-S ghosts and gods, Xiao Xiongzi's subordinates wouldn't have put in so much effort.

The snapdragons were being harassed crazily, but they opened their dull, dead fish eyes, suffering unspeakably, and tears of grievance swirled in their eyes.

The first flirt is cheap.

In order to resist and vent, the snapdragon shook its thin stem violently and let out an angry roar.

Red flora and fauna form a wave.

But it certainly didn't expect that the louder it was, the more it would arouse the interest of devil researchers.

In the end, the pot of snapdragon that sang the most was brutally murdered, and Asuka begged it from the ghost lamp.

Asuka decided to take the opponent back to improve and do experiments, and after the snapdragon's body became bolobolo (dilapidated), he would kill the opponent and eat meat.

Asuka: This snapdragon is sick, let's slice it and make spicy boiled fish!The scent wafts out for more than a dozen miles, and the people upstairs are all crying~

In the end, Asuka helped Ghost Lamp improve the species of snapdragon as a stepping stone, and successfully obtained the right to meet King Yan Mo face to face and discuss cooperation projects.

Well, it's not a bribe, it's not.

King Yan Mo is a very tall, good-tempered old man.

Very weak.

After Asuka came to the exquisitely decorated Yan Luo Hall, he couldn't help but cast a sympathetic glance at the King Yan Mo above him.

——Because the other party was lazy just now, he was caught by the ghost lamp.

Now, the No. [-] real power in hell and the black screen in hell are mercilessly beating their bosses with maces.

Asuka, who is also the boss and superior, misses his employees for a while.

Thinking that none of them had ever been rough on themselves, and they wouldn't commit any crimes—at most, controlled snacks—they couldn't help sniffing with emotion.

At the same time, Xia Ke, Brother Itachi, and Brother Zun in Ghost Slayer, Red A and Ka Q in Marvel, Silver Time in Gintama, and Da Zai in this world had a big fight together sneeze.

After being touched, the little boy justified himself a little bit in his heart.

Compared with Yan Mo, who was beaten for being lazy, Asuka is really hardworking, right?

She nodded affirmatively.

I spend every day in the laboratory, working very actively and making new inventions.

Although sometimes there will be some small movements and small troubles accidentally-but that is a by-product of serious work, and logically speaking, snacks should not be deducted, right?

Asuka thought he had found the unreasonable decision made by the parents, so he silently wrote down this note in his notebook, and decided to protest with Red A when he came back.

While in a daze for a while, King Yan Mo finished his appearance again.

The other party has been used to ghost animals with ghost lamps for thousands of years, so there is no embarrassment at all.

Xiao Feiniao was finally able to explain the new punishment he had designed.

She was sitting on the small chair brought by the ghost lamp, her sly and bright eyes rolled, her buttocks were still twitching, she looked like a smart child.

King Yan Mo likes cute and clever cubs like Xiao Feiniao, which reminds him of his little grandson.

If he can have two juniors, one male and one female, then the girl must be like Asuka.

Then Asuka explained how to set up a brutal 007 social animal hell.

The specific content is as follows: both Hell and the little child take out a sum of money, use this as funds to create a batch of ghosts who can use high-conversion pedal generators, and then let each ghost who committed a crime take turns to step on the pedal generator. plate.

Work and clock in every day, and according to the workload (how much electricity is generated), the number of years of prison sentences will be offset.

Squeeze them and let the ghosts create value.

This can not only punish people physically, but also torture people mentally.

We should engage in diversification, instead of simply pouring oil into the pot, jumping over mountains of knives, and only torturing the body. After all, we must keep pace with the times!

Having to work after death is definitely the most disgusting thing in the world.

Even repetitive physical labor!

Asuka can guarantee that after this round of work, the spirits of the ghosts must be tortured to the point where they are mentally retarded and their brains are blank.

Of course, since Hell and Dimension House invested money together, Asuka also provided technology, so she asked for 6% of the energy obtained from the pedals.

King Yan Mo: ...

Obviously good-looking boy, what's the matter with this smell of crumbs?

Ghost Lamp: Huh?Well, not bad.

If it can really generate a lot of electricity, this move can also save hell expenses by the way.

The ghost who was just imprisoned into the Hall of Yama by the jailer who didn't know that there was a visiting guest: ...

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Why!? Why do you still have to work after you die!!?"

The ghost of the beating worker left two miserable lines of blood and tears.

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Preview of the next episode: Time and space teleportation went wrong, Asuka found his original shape and struggled to find his way home, but was beaten up by the world's number one 5t5? !

#I didn’t expect Wutiao teacher to beat up children#