Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

Three, one, one and four people, with the same hair color, set off from the third floor to eat curry at the restaurant.

As a result, they ran into Edogawa Ranpo who had returned from a business trip to Okinawa at the entrance of the building.

Ranbu made a very light doubtful sound, then took out his glasses from his pocket and put them on, his emerald green pupils were exposed from behind the glasses.

The two Osamu Dazai froze for a moment, then relaxed quickly.

To be honest, after two years have passed, if anyone can see through Oda Saku at a glance, it is undoubtedly this great detective with "supernatural powers" and super reasoning.

But Mr. Ranpo has one advantage. He is not a talkative person. After the puzzle is solved, he will put the topic aside, which is super fast.

"I see." He put away his glasses, narrowed his eyes into a lazy look, but reminded, "This gentleman is fine, Dazai, you should pay attention, don't bump into the guy who knows you in the community together .”

One Osamu Dazai is scary enough, if the leader of the gang knows that there is a second one, or even follow the clues to Asuka, it will be annoying.

"It won't be discovered." Asuka shook his head instead, "No one can see through [Ba La La Magic Transformation] except Luanbu. This can not only change hair color, but more importantly, blur cognition!"

Only Edogawa Ranpo's level of insight and IQ can break through the cognitive ambiguity caused by high technology.

Luanbu smiled, satisfied with the child's unabashed praise.

He touched Asuka's head, "Do you have time to have afternoon tea together recently?"

Asuka blinked his big eyes, and his hair swayed twice, "You can go to the spare time while waiting for the analysis results."

"See you tomorrow afternoon."

Mr. Ranpo waved his hand and walked into the building, his handsome brown cloak fluttering in a nice arc.

Asuka looked at the opponent's back and waved his claws, then looked down at himself.

In late October, she had already put on a thin sweater and corduroy overalls, and when it got colder, it was time to make herself a small cape like the one on Ranpo!

Definitely super imposing!

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After entering the dining room, the four of them really became the most dazzling cubs present by virtue of their hair color and appearance.

The waiters and sisters in the store covered half of their faces with trays, and a pair of bright eyes wandered around the four of them.

Listen carefully, and you can hear their gasps and exchanges.

"It's four siblings!"

"Oh my god, the boys are all pool noodles, I'm ready!"

"Zai Zai is so cute~"

Asuka proudly puffed out her soft belly, and the four of them entered the empty box. Odasaku took the menu and ordered one spicy curry and three ordinary curries in a masculine style.

Odasaku, who originally wanted to retreat after eating, was pestered to cede land for compensation while waiting for curry, and agreed to many unreasonable demands of the two Dazai Osamu without paying attention.

These two people are on the same front in this kind of matter, and they don't have the slightest quarrel like the elementary school chickens before.

After finally finishing the thief's long lunch, Oda Saku breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to return to hell to report on his duties, but was hugged by Asuka's legs.

"Master Onmyouji." The man with red...orange blond hair touched the little child's head, "I should go back and report on my duties."

"I will come to this world for a business trip later, and I will come to see you specially."

Asuka shook his head crazily, "Liar! The ghost lamp will not let you out. Normally, the door from hell to reality is tightly closed. Why don't you say that business trips are rare?"

Don't think that she is easy to deceive when she is young!

After the one-day tour of hell, she has figured out these things thoroughly!

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Oda Sakunosuke received the resentful eyes from the Dazai Osamu.

"Asuka will go with you." She insisted.

In order to maintain her physical and mental health, she must go to hell and abduct her friends back as employee benefits for her employees.

Sure enough, she is a good boss who cares about her subordinates!

Odasaku looked at her in confusion: "?"

The two Dazai are eager to try.

"Can I go down and play?"

"Can I go down and play?"

"Dazai better not go down." Oda Saku thought for a while and replied, "Hell is not very friendly to souls contaminated with the crime of killing."

He spoke more tactfully.

I was afraid that after the two went down, Lord Ghost Lantern would detain them on the spot and punish them for decades before releasing them.

Then he said to Asuka: "It's okay to go, Lord Ghost Lantern also intends to invite you."

Asuka:  …

Secretly shake.

She felt that the invitation in Ghost Lamp's mouth was different from the invitation in Sakunosuke's mouth, really different.

The little child puffed up his chest and gathered enough courage, and said, "Asuka went down to discuss cooperation with Hell!"

It's not like visiting the cruel and terrifying side of small animals!

Fine.

Oda Saku followed Xiao Asuka back to the Dimension Room on the third floor, and waited for the other party to pack up a lot of supplies before returning to the unit with the small leg pendant.

Logically speaking, Osamu Dazai (the leader ver.), as the guardian, should prevent the cub from acting on a whim.

However, the temptation of Odasaku is too great.

There is really no way (Show hands!

He could only watch the little guy waving at him cutely, and said to him, "I'll contact you with my watch later!"

"Okay~ Come back early." The leader Zai also bid farewell with bright eyes.

As long as they are in the same world, no matter whether Asuka went to hell or heaven, there will always be a signal, and it can be used by electricity - only in other worlds do they need special energy drives and signal base stations.

Therefore, it is quite convenient for the little girl to say that she is traveling far away.

His situation is much more convenient than the few people on business trips in different worlds.

When Odasaku and Asuka got on the bus and couldn't see their figures, the leader Zai leisurely hugged the hamster pillow, leaned on the bench, deliberately disgusted Takenzai and said, "Some people have to go through them." You can keep in touch with your best friends only when you have relationships with the people you hate the most.”

"It's kind of interesting."

He said with a wicked smile on his face.

Wu Jingzai pulled his attention back from the window expressionlessly, and looked at "myself" with dark eyes.

Then he smirked, "It's okay, no matter what means, a cat that can catch mice is a good cat, what do you think?"

The implied meaning is also obvious: Do you want to compete with me for friends?Do you deserve it?How many do you have?

——Even if you get upset again, I will step on you and reconnect with "my" friend.It's obviously being used by me, and I don't know what I'm trying to gain.

The two hate each other.

The key people who can keep them in harmony are gone, and if they continue to stay here, it is crazy to find anger for themselves.

Although they love suicide, they don't want to be masochists.

Just in time, Kunikida Doppo's roar came from the Armed Detective Agency on the fourth floor.

Wu Zhenzai glanced at the ceiling, and the cold atmosphere around him warmed up a lot.

"Goodbye~"

He slowly changed his shoes, opened the door and went out without waiting for a reply.

He pressed the elevator button, and the elevator went down to the third floor, and after picking up Osamu Dazai, it went back to the fourth floor.

The dog man deliberately didn't get out of the elevator, but waited for the door to close again,

After a while, the door opened again, and Kunikida Doppo's angry face came into view.

"surprise!"

Osamu Dazai raised his hands and twirled them happily a few times, with a flattering and bright smile on his face.

"Surprise your size!!!"

Unexpectedly, the bastard partner was in the elevator, Kunikida Doppo's face was black as coal, his veins throbbed, and he was full of rage.

At any rate, he still remembered that rough play was not allowed in the elevator, so he dragged the other person by his collar and dragged him out before kicking him.

"Too! Jae!"

"You skipped work again!"

"If you push the job to me again, your salary will also be given to me next time!"

"Kunikida-kun, calm down~ I just went to have lunch, how can I miss work?" Osamu Dazai pretended to be aggrieved, and wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corners of his eyes.

Kunikida Doppo glared at him fiercely, one lunch, can you eat from 10 am to 3 pm?

I simply believed his evil!

"I have a new commission, let's go." Kunikida grabbed his partner Fate by the back of his neck, and took him away without saying a word.

But while walking on the road, he asked curiously, "Are you in a good mood today?"

"That's~"

"Because of what? Had a big curry meal?"

"Oh? Mr. Ranpo told you? That's right! It's super delicious!"

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Asuka waved her claws at the enchanting and cool bull-headed horse face, and got the doting smiles of the two "people" looking at the cute little cub.

After entering through the gate of hell, Asuka whispered next to Oda Sakunosuke's arm, "It's amazing no matter how many times you look at it."

I really want to do research.

But thinking of the ghost lamp's face, Asuka hesitated.

It's not that you can't deal with each other...it's just that temperament, you understand?

It's too sloppy, I'm afraid you can only compare with him a little bit when you face Yin Shi, the little ape.

Anyway, Asuka didn't dare to make trouble under the other party's nose, for fear that the mace would fly over, and then the other party would take him to see Miss Mustard Seed to smash her soul again.

When passing the Sanzu River, Asuka looked at the crowded souls above and the rushing water below, and turned to ask Odasaku: "Sakunosuke, will there be a stampede here?"

"Occasionally." The other party replied to her, "In recent years, more and more souls have committed suicide or died suddenly due to overwork."

Then Odasaku said as if joking: "In general, more souls died in the country because of serious work than gangsters died in fighting."

"Before I went to hell, I didn't know that working in a normal business could be so dangerous."

His words just happened to be heard by some souls suppressed by the jailer.

The DNA of the beating workers was restless, and several souls couldn't help but shed tears of sorrow with trembling hands.

Thinking that if he was going to reincarnate immediately, his memory would be washed away soon, and he would go through the process of learning-entering the society-working-tired to death all over again, and he writhed and wailed in grief.

"I don't want to go to work! Don't work!"

"Reject 996! Reject 007!"

"Let me be tortured, I would rather be tortured in hell than go up there!"

When the jailers heard this, they recalled the daily life of being forced to work overtime by the assistants of hell ghosts and gods due to lack of manpower, and felt sad from the heart.

They used all their strength to hold the struggling soul, and shouted loudly: "Stop it! Stop it!"

The black-eyed male jailer with two corners on his head roared angrily: "What do you know? Do you think hell is comfortable? Does hell not require part-time jobs?"

"You ordinary humans don't understand the pain of sleeping for 2 hours a day after working continuously for a week!"

"Who says I don't understand! I understand! I understand everything!"

The soul heard that the hell staff dared to despise itself, and called back: "Do you think it's easy to stay up late and write code? Do you think I haven't experienced only sleeping for two hours a day?"

"But do ghosts and gods lose their hair? No way! But human beings do. Look at me, I'm bald at the age of 32! I was still a single dog before I died!"

The entire Santuchuan area was suddenly plunged into grief, crying bursts, and even Duoyipo, who was wearing revealing clothes and kept lifting her clothes to reveal her "sweet shoulders", couldn't attract their attention.

Everyone shouted and vowed to be more miserable than anyone else.

The entire hell suddenly filled with a happy air.

Asuka:  …

Oda: ...

Master Asuka, who can connect to higher-dimensional thinking, sighed.

We are social animals, why should we hurt each other?

They are all the boss's migrant workers - unless you learn from her and directly use prosthetic bones (thumbs!

"This is so messy." As soon as the pleasant male voice came out, the jailers who had been fighting with the soul shut up instantly.

Jailer A (winking): Ah, the voice came from behind, who turned to look.

Jailer B (playing stupid): Well, as long as I don't look back, Master Ghost Lamp's work package can't catch up with me.

The tension in the guards' hearts caused them to tighten their skins by the way.

A stiff hand soon created a chance for some souls to escape.

It turned out that the soul of a certain murderer pretended to be a laborer, fished in troubled waters, and provoked disputes among the community and animals.

I saw that he finally found an opportunity at this moment, and slipped out of the jailer like a slippery loach.

"Hey! Didn't expect that? This is my escape route!"

The soul ran so fast that no one reacted for a while.

"call out--"

"duang!!"

The sharp sound of piercing the air passed by, and the mace slammed hard on the back of the soul's head.

The scene was extremely bloody, at least after Asuka saw it, he didn't want to eat stewed tofu recently.

"Master Ghost Lamp!"

"Master Ghost Lamp!"

The jailers pretending to be stupid saluted the ghost boss one after another.

Asuka also looked in the direction the mace came from.

The classic "unhappy" face of the hell ghost assistant officer appeared not far away.