prince meets king

Xie Yuan who had just come in and listened to the tail scolded him: "What nonsense! You can't understand Egyptian!"

"The Ptolemaic dynasty! 47 BC! The official language is ancient Greek! I really didn't understand it at first, but I dreamed that I could live a full life later! I also learned a lot of delta slang!" Gu Zhe I was afraid, "The whole Western civilization was destroyed! It was destroyed! It was the time of the Godfather, and he ordered the execution of Cicero! I fucked all the sophists and philosophers. They couldn't survive, they were unemployed. !"

Xie Yuan sat down next to the unhappy young man who was clinging to him step by step, and comforted him, "Isn't this good? Eliminating the possibility of the Eight-Nation Allied Forces from the root cause is really cutting the grass."

Gu Donglin slapped his head: "How could it be! If the world belonged to the Egyptians, the Eight-Nation Allied Forces they invaded China would be Parthia in Parthia or something...all of them are tough and believe in the true God Semites! Are there highway guardrails lined up along the city gate on sharpened wooden sticks! They will also knock off the upper body of the statue of Confucius, and put a dog head or a crocodile head on the loudest and most holy teacher! All the celebrities have to give it Shaped into a sideways face, left foot in front, without wearing shoes, a lump of balm on the top of the shoe, hot and dirty, I really can’t stand it! The only civilization in the world who can do this kind of thing! It’s a shame! That A guy named Cheng Dafei who sat in the first row all day long and looked at me with a smile on his face and didn’t understand. In the end, he could only write a sentence on the test paper, “Teacher, I’m made of copper and iron, I beg you”... Hurry up and stop him!”

Xie Yuan said, be safe and don’t be impatient. The world still belongs to Westerners. The Opium War is still written in textbooks. Human flesh guardrail on the highway.

Gu Donglin's face was pale, and he was shaking so hard that his bones made noise. He was obviously scared. He looked around and buried himself in Duan Rong's arms with wet eyes: "I'm terrified..."

Duan Rong circled him happily and thought: This is definitely my wife!Replacement as fake!While sighing heavily: The point is not quite right, good brother!

Gu Donglin later asked Xie Yuan again, was the collision in vain?Xie Yuan sighed and said that the last bowl of water was flat, no one was cheap, so he named the Second Artillery Admiral.

Gu Donglin knew that it was definitely not that simple.Xie Yuan has been sniped, and Nanjing will definitely make use of it. In this world, children who can cry have sweets to eat. Even if the bowl of water is flat on the surface, I don't believe that they will not comfort Xie's family in private.

At that time, the security guards around Xie Yuan rescued them immediately, and when they were sent to the nearest hospital, they notified the Nanjing side. Zhongnanhai is about to be dismantled.Xie Yuan's uncle was attending a ministerial meeting abroad at the time, and he thought the timing was just right, so he handed over the matter to Xie Yuan. When he came back, he was scolded by the chief until his parents didn't even know each other, and insisted that "San'er died early." , you guys treated his only son badly, and I said I don’t want him to come to this muddy water.” The cane slammed loudly, and as he knocked, he lamented that when he was old, he would suffer the idleness of these sons of birds. Xie Yuan, who has no father and no mother, just happens to be a pair with this useless old man, and the rest of you are all ungrateful and unfilial sons!The uncles knew that it was always the old man who wanted to support the little nephew, so there was nothing he could do at this time, so he accepted it obediently, and then went to the temple to burn incense and pray to the Buddha to bless Xie Yuan so that nothing would go wrong.

In the end, nothing went wrong with Xie Yuan, because Gu Donglin threw himself on him and blocked the bullet for him.The old man burst into tears immediately, and he must heal the person if he dies, no matter what, he will be alive and kicking!Only then was it transferred to the military hospital, where the giant pandas took care of them, making up for what was lacking.Otherwise, with the ability of the Duan family, they wouldn't be able to do so with peace of mind.

Now that Gu Donglin is awake, everyone is happy. He does rehabilitation every day. Although it is a little far away from jumping, the displacement is no problem at all. He walks in the park in early summer with his husband every day.Xie Yuan let go of a major matter on his mind, and finally had the opportunity to bring the unhappy young man in a suit and leather shoes home. The old man's eyes were not good, and he couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman for a while, so Xie Yuan stood sincerely a foot away. Introduction: This is the child I told you about last time, and now I am doing a research on the discovery of Feuerbach's theorem in Song Ci.The old man was very satisfied, thinking that this was a promising young man who would not give up his country's heritage, and turned around and forgot about gender.

When Gu Donglin recovered, Duan Rong was finally able to take him back to the old house in a fair manner.During this period of time, he didn't hear anything outside the window and devoted himself to taking care of Gu Donglin. He only heard that his brother finally divorced his marriage and brought a new couple home.Just thinking about how miserable I am, I am afraid that I will envy and hate the worsening of the disease after seeing it, and I have never seen the face of the new sister-in-law.It was only when he was near the door that he remembered that he hadn't brought a meeting gift, so he put Gu Donglin down first, and then reversed the car and went out to pick up gifts.As a result, when Gu Donglin entered the door and took a look, he couldn't care less about greeting his in-laws, so he was taken aback: Zhong Gong actually hugged the child and hummed at the window!

What's the situation? !

Zhonggong was also startled when he saw him, and after his in-laws finally took Gu Donglin's hand and finished crying, he hurriedly gave the child to the nanny, and after looking for a way to get together, he finally understood: Oops, this is really a concubine.娌!

Xiaoya almost fainted: "Would you change your household if you're a base? You must chase me! You're still haunted!"

Gu Donglin was very angry: "Why can't I chase you! I entered the door much earlier than you, it's because you didn't do it well..." As he said that, he was killed by Zhonggong's eyes, and he hurriedly said Really, the Jewish sacred parchment scroll "Talmud" says that a divorced man marries a cheating woman, and four hearts are sleeping on the bed, so please pay attention.

Zhonggong hugged his chest noblely and coldly: "It's better than two dicks sleeping on your bed."

Gu Donglin said, oh, I have a headache, my head hurts a little, oh my head hurts so much that my combat effectiveness has dropped...

Zhong Gong said that you should not look dead: "We have finished obtaining the certificate, and we are about to hold a banquet, Gu Donglin. You can't marry me yourself, so don't ruin my wedding with a dead look! I guess your family will have to make trouble, you give I'll take care of him, and I'll pass the news to my parents later, and I'll see how to deal with it!"

Gu Donglin scolded: "Why don't you talk about yours! The way I look at me is always the same. If he knows that I have slept with his wife for ten years, he must kick me out of the house! Let me tell you, if I If you can't be gay, I will teach your son to be gay, believe it or not! I even asked Duan Rong and his son to rape your son a hundred times a hundred times!"

Zhong Gong listened to his yelling and bent over to pull out his slippers calmly. Gu Donglin saw that something was wrong, so he quickly made a move: "We need to work together on this matter. Duan Rong has seen you before. When he comes later, when he gets sick , this matter is not good, it will be chaotic again."

Zhong Gong put on the slippers and said, "Say!"

"Think again, now you want to have a good time with your men, and I want to have a good time with my men. If you want to live a good life, the first thing you need to do is my man. My man is the only obstacle for you now, because he is afraid that we will be in trouble. Together; I want to live a good life, first of all, I have to get rid of you man, you man is our only obstacle now, because he not only hates me but also fears that we will be together."

"Point!" Nakamiya said with a serious face, "That's a lot of nonsense!"

Gu Donglin flicked his glasses: "Under different circumstances, a disadvantage may turn into an advantage. We simply don't wait for them to find out. At that time, we can't argue with each other, and we are too passive - we have to act first to be strong. What are they afraid of? We can't just hide. That's useless, you have to hold it with fear. In this way, you go to see my man, and I will see your man, bluff once, and each takes what he needs."

Zhonggong snorted coldly: "It's easy to say, anyway, my sister also graduated from the Department of Foreign Affairs, you guys, hehe."

Gu Donglin pointed at him: "Don't scare me into cutting my pulse, it's hard to finish a course of treatment."

Zhong Gong watched a flamboyant Brady Veyron pass by the window, went back to the nanny, carried the child downstairs, and entered the garden.Gu Donglin walked outside Duan Ke's study and opened the door.

Duan Ke raised his head from the document, saw him, and put down the parker in a leisurely manner: "Is your health well? In the future, I will do more things for A Rong, and don't disturb the rest of the family."

Gu Donglin sat down on the swivel chair, crossed his legs: "Your wife's ex-boyfriend is me."

At the same moment, outside the garage.

Duan Rong rolled down the car window dumbfounded: "...you? What are you doing in my house!"

Zhonggong teased the baby, and smiled noblely and coldly: "I've always heard that my uncle is very talented. If you stomp your feet, the entertainment industry will shake up three times. I thought who it was, it turned out to be you."

Duan Rong opened the door and came out, her face twitching: "You...you..."

"What are you? Sister-in-law." Zhong Gong raised his chin.

in the study.

Gu Donglin took the Parker pen from Duan Ke of Petrochemical, and twirled it fluently in his hand: "As for me, I had a car accident, and my legs and feet will not be flexible in the future. In addition, I have had a knife on my stomach. How about it, the rest of my life will be pointed at your brother. If you continue to provoke me and you, Duan Rong, for boring reasons, I will be single and have nowhere to go, so I will come back and grab your wife... Brother or wife, choose yourself Bar."

outside the garage.

"I won't let you stay at home!" Duan Rong gritted his teeth, "You seduced him, but you still seduced my brother! Slut! Vicious woman!"

Zhonggong gently put the spitting child to sleep, and let out a leisurely snort: "I knew you would be like this. It's just that I'm a woman, and I've been away for three years. It's rare that I can still fall in love with your brother." , gave birth to your Duan family's child again, and the rest of my life will be pointed at your brother. If you continue to provoke me and your brother for boring reasons, I will be single and have nowhere to go... I will come back to grab your wife. Brother or Wife, choose for yourself."

Duan Rong hated it: "He loves me so much! He is with me now! You should give up on this! You are just a past tense!"

Zhonggong Xianliang said: "Hey, what you said, I can't wait to bless Gu Donglin's broken pot and finally find your broken cover. You just guard your pot and live, don't look at other pots, understand? Little, uncle, son?"

That night, the brothers of the Duan family sat together, their blood bars were obviously low, and each other's heads were green.

After dinner, Duan Rong strongly rejected the old man's long-cherished wish to stay overnight, and hurried home with his wife who had just been discharged from the hospital.Gu Donglin regretted to bid farewell to the paradise on earth that had both the big black silk girl and the black silk palace.

On the other hand, Gu Zhe took care of the Duan family, and Duan Rong just figured out how to take care of the Gu family.Gu Donglin felt that one thing was very strange, that is, he called his parents when he was discharged from the hospital. During the conversation, he didn't know that he was in a car accident. Only then did he know that Duan Rong kept it a secret and asked him to go abroad to participate in a project. He also imitated his handwriting to write air letters to his family, and received several catties of praise and dozens of kisses, and allowed the hairy son-in-law to see his mother-in-law.Duan Rong was overjoyed and shocked.Gu Donglin was stunned as if nothing happened, and brought Duan Jie who was still on summer vacation.

The hairy-legged son-in-law was very nervous, afraid that he and his son would be thrown out, and Duan Jie was similar. The two father and son stiffened strangely all the way, and finally got off the plane, took the long-distance bus to the beach, and saw the lower body buried in the dust. When the old man in the fish pond was born, he was seriously frightened.

The Gu family's parents and son couldn't recognize him, but Duan Rong did. He diligently went to the field to pick out good melons, cut good vegetables, caught several catties of shrimps and crabs, and cooked them.Gu's father looked at Duan Rong, and was very relieved: "Your baby is good, tall, and the meat is higher than [Note]. I have fed my baby for so many years, how many catties of feed have I fed him, huh? Long meat! Your variety is good, the northern seeds, your dolls are also good, and you don’t get sick too much, right?”

Mama Gu put on the sugar cane skin with her buck teeth, calmly said: "Xiao Duan is a human, not a shrimp."

Papa Gu hummed and was silent for a while, then raised his chopsticks: "Eat! Eat feed!"

After eating half of it, Gu Donglin picked up all the shrimp while peeling: "This is my spouse."

Papa Gu was stunned: "What?"

Duan Rong stammered and explained: "It's...that thing called husband in the dialect..."

"Wait!" Gu's father digested for a while, his face was full of turmoil, and he pointed at Gu Donglin's nose tremblingly, "You...you are not filial! You actually found such...such a..."

Duan Rong felt ashamed, and dragged Gu Donglin to kneel down to perform a bitter show, but Gu Donglin looked indifferent.

Gu's father was even more angry, and lifted the washbasin-like rice bowl: "How can you find a northerner! The seeds in the north are different from the seeds in the south, and there will be problems when paired together! In summer, you are easy to get sick, and your resistance is low. It's also low! Even the salinity of the pond is different! You disobedient child!"

Mother Gu continued to criticize the sugar cane calmly: "Tsk, I've said it all, Xiaoduan is a person, not a shrimp."

Papa Gu was silent for a while again: "Then...then they eat different feeds! My baby follows you all day long on a stool and snorts noodles with one-foot-long chopsticks?"

Duan Rong burst into tears: "I also eat."

Papa Gu still looked at him vigilantly: "Put loach-thick scallions in the big pancake and eat it with sauce?"

Duan Rong continued to burst into tears: "I eat. Our whole family eats, and the dishes are all decided by him."

Papa Gu thought for a while, then turned around and picked up the rice bowl, and went to serve it.

Gu Donglin blinked his eyes at him, indicating that the matter is over, put down his job and sat with his mother with batches of sugar cane.

Duan Rong said that although he passed the test, there seemed to be something wrong!

So he stayed at Gu Donglin's house in a dizzy state.Pulled up by Gu Donglin every morning, he would steal figs with his trouser legs in his arms, and when he was full, he would ride a broken 1000, with a baby sitting in the front and a woman sitting in the back, and he could ride more than [-] miles, dangling in the green mountains and green waters all day long Yoyo, don't think about anything.After riding back and jumping on the boat to hide under the lotus leaves to take a nap, when he woke up, he lifted his hand over and could break off several shower heads. Before he finished eating, Gu Donglin shook the boat and sank into the water. One big and one small two landlubbers were still there. After learning how to swim, he got up naked and took the opportunity to pick a watermelon in the next door field to cool in the sink while his father and mother were not paying attention.

After more than half a month of this kind of life, Father Gu suddenly came back to his senses while eating one day, looked at Duan Rong and said, "No, why are you a man? How could our daughter-in-law be a man?" ah?"

Duan Rong was also stupid: "I entered the door with a chicken in my left hand and a duck in my right."

"so what?!"

Duan Rong was very stupid: "So I'm a son-in-law!"

Gu's father also confused him: "My uncle... how could he be a man?!"

Gu's mother calmly criticized the sugar cane with her buck teeth: "Young masters are all men."

Papa Gu always felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it for a while, he finally remembered and patted the table: "But our baby should have a daughter-in-law!"

Duan Rong felt the majesty, the mirror was shattered, pulled Gu Donglin and wanted to kneel down and perform a bitter trick, but Gu Donglin calmly stuffed fried fried shrimp into his mouth and muttered: "Who still marries a daughter-in-law now, old-fashioned. Now they all marry male wives, you don’t understand.”

Gu's father struggled: "How can there be a male daughter-in-law! I have never heard of it! I think the families next door, right? Why do you keep telling me that there is something wrong with you! You lay eggs with a cock in your arms! Shame!"

"Tsk," Gu Donglin was busy picking up vegetables, "How about they are old-fashioned. We are decent people, right, can we have the same knowledge as them? Think about it, your old Gu family has a male daughter-in-law in the whole village. How respectable and how respectable. Zhou Zheng, how tall and mighty he is, who can bring a baby, transplant rice seedlings, and even go on stage to receive an award—Duan Rong, tell Dad, do all the upper class people marry male wives now!"

Duan Rong smiled, trying his best to smile calmly, Gu's father looked at this and that, he was really confused, he couldn't handle it well.

Looking back, Gu Donglin asked Duan Rong to invite a group of masons to renovate the small building at home. When drinking Liangjiu, they beat gongs and drums, and introduced the Transformer-like Veyron into the village. , Disturbed the whole village, it was so dignified in the eyes of everyone, it was so imposing, Old Gu would stand upright when he went out to sell shrimps: This house, my wife bought it!This car, our daughter-in-law has more than ten cars!Then our daughter-in-law belongs to our son!Well, pretty good!

Duan Rong still felt dizzy when Papa Gu was going to hold a banquet for the two of them.

But living in such a small place where time is too lazy to slip away, it seems that there is indeed... the feeling that nothing big is going to happen.Life itself dilutes all so-called fatal events.When Duan Rong was sitting under the figs with Gu Donglin, holding his trouser legs, he thought so.

Not far away, Duan Jie was jumping and catching frogs in the field.A long time ago, probably Gu Donglin also jumped up and down on this land, growing carefree into the appearance of the people around him now.

How good.

Duan Rong leaned over and kissed him.

The night is as cold as water, but Gu Donglin is warm.

"Baby, I have always wanted to ask you a question. You can risk your life for Xie Yuan, why?"

Gu Donglin chewed on the figs: "He treats me like a national scholar, and I treat myself as a national scholar—and I will never really die, how stupid."

"Is it the same for me...?"

Gu Donglin concentrated on peeling the figs: "Don't worry if the national scholars can't report to the bed."

Duan Rong smiled, turned her head away, and was suddenly stuffed with something sweet.

"You can't think so much," Gu Donglin lay back lazily, "You don't even read a book. If you don't read a book and think so much, you're torturing me. Be good, follow me from now on, I'll make sure you have a prosperous life."

Duan Rong clicked his tongue and leaned over to seal it with a kiss.

Follow you all the time, my king.

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The author has something to say: Well, I finally finished writing it... The last round of thanks: Jill, Ah Qian, Liuhuo, Sashimi TAT, Youyin, Apple Green, Milu, Yixuan momo, Lin Wu...Of course I would also like to thank all those who are willing to see here, hug~

Suddenly, I have nothing to say, and I’m forcing 30 ORZ

I have to prepare for a while before I write a concluding speech. Mmm, maybe I will put it on the scarf at that time. This article will be more refined, and then I will add a custom outing. At that time, please support me a lot~

Ah, I can finally catch my breath...

The new pit will not be Mr. Gu’s beloved disciple, the Egyptian pharaoh [Of course it must be a pit...it will be the bottom one, please click the picture for the entrance, please collect it~ The new pit will soar all the way to [-] on Wednesday or Thursday, Don't worry about being skinny~