oops my coward

The hostage, no, the yogurt is in his hand, and he walks sideways in the dormitory.

Chen Jiaming didn't hold on for a few seconds, and angrily removed the broom stuck behind the door panel, and didn't care about my not replying to WeChat.I immediately entered the room triumphantly, and threw a row of yogurt on his table: "Come on, Mama Chen, this is my tribute to you."

"With you as an unfilial son, how many years will I have to live less." Living together for more than half a year, Chen Jiaming is also willing to join hands with others, full of flirtatious talk.

I broke a bottle and drank it. Anyway, if I don’t take it for nothing, Chen Jiaming will always give me money: "Well, I bought something according to your order, but you still won’t let me into the dormitory... If a mother is not kind, how can you talk about a filial son? "

Hearing this, Chen Jiaming immediately showed an expression of being disgusted by me, and also uncovered the yogurt and poured it into the bowl he had prepared for a long time, mixing it with a bunch of messily cut fruits.I thought it was quite delicious, but it was a pity that he used it to apply on his face. I dared not move even if I had eight hundred guts: "Didn't you say how expensive you bought the jelly mask? Why did you make it yourself—— "

He was busy painting his face, but Chen Jiaming didn't answer, and he was willing to give me a look when he finished tinkering: "It doesn't work, I sent it to the students in the student union." The online and offline chat about skin care and beauty is very exciting. Anyway, I listened to it once by chance, and my head was dazed.This meeting seems to have noticed my unusually happy expression, Chen Jiaming squinted his eyes, and raised his chin slightly in my direction: "You smile so wretchedly...why, what did you do to bully men and women?"

I quickly restrained my expression, but the corners of my mouth were still disobedient, and when I took out the pair of earphones and handed them over, they were still raised high: "Look! Someone lent me the latest model. It's really a good thing."

Chen Jiaming has always been less obsessed with electronic equipment. After being influenced by me these days, he is still ignorant: "Oh, the one with more than 4000? Who gave it to you?"

"I forgot his name." I replied without guilt, "The one in the class who is 1.9 meters tall is a head taller than me when sitting, and he is actually a rich man, so he just borrowed it from me. "

After hearing this, Chen Jiaming's eyes sharpened suddenly, and he slammed the table: "It's Shi Chuan! I knew it!"

I leaned on the edge of the table and was stunned: "You know...huh?" This guy was rarely serious, which surprised me.

Chen Jiaming seemed very disappointed in me, so he stretched out his hand and patted my arm again, and he spoke loudly: "Meng Ziyun, Mother Chen is very sad, you forgot what I said a few days ago!"

I was inexplicably a little apprehensive: "What did you say?"

"Shi Chuan! He has been following you secretly, and you are not vigilant at all!" Chen Jiaming threw out this sentence unexpectedly, which made me even more dumbfounded. Before my brain could react, my body had already taken a few steps back.I heard my tone full of disbelief: "You, are you stupid when you read the text?"

Chen Jiaming, who was questioned, was about to twist his mouth in anger, and his eyes showed a bit of hatred for iron and steel: "I think Wen is eating your rice! No, it's not this problem, it's Shi Chuan who really plots against you!" See me Still unbelievable from head to toe, he dragged a chair, gestured for me to sit down, and pretended to hold a symposium, "Come on, listen carefully, according to my observation—" He took out a so-called The investigation report written on it was densely packed, and I could only see two names crossed by arrows, one was mine and the other was Ishikawa.

Chen Jiaming unfolded the paper carefully: "From the beginning to the present, the seats he chooses during class are basically the tables in front of you, on the left and right, and sometimes he deliberately finds someone to change seats. And the general education courses he chooses are exactly the same as yours. .”

I interrupted him: "Wait, that's all?"

Chen Jiaming glared at me: "He even joined the basketball club! Although he is not a player, he goes to every game!"

I felt a tinge of pity in my expression: "I have advised you a long time ago not to choose the interpretation of detective literature that you just started, because you are reading paranoia. Okay, go ahead, it's perfectly fine to treat me as a research case, don't Pull others into the water." After I finished speaking, I clutched the pair of earphones, muttering to check the schedule later, and not forgetting to return the things to Ishikawa.

"My intuition tells me that there must be something wrong here." Chen Jiaming still didn't give up, and leaned in to face me with that white face that looked like a Japanese geisha, "Maybe he didn't take the earphones away on purpose, in order to create something close to you." Opportunity, you have to be careful, boy."

I leaned back desperately to avoid being dripped with yogurt: "Okay, okay, I am careful, and you are also careful, the mask is about to fall off."

Putting his face above anything else, Chen Jiaming quickly moved back and sat up straight, and raised his head: "Oh, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of your eyes. I am afraid that you, a Chinese cabbage, will be kicked by a pig someday."

"Straight man." I raised my finger and pointed to myself, "I am a 100% straight man who is going to pick cabbage." There are more women than men in the School of Finance, and beautiful sisters and sisters can be seen everywhere, so I don't want to be led astray by this guy up.

Chen Jiaming crumpled the paper in his hand, threw it back into the drawer, and sneered: "Sooner or later, you will be bent into a mosquito coil."

……

There is a big class on Thursday morning. The professor is a little old man with a beard. He studied abroad when he was young, and he speaks Chinese with an accent that can be called elegant.Unlike other teachers who like to focus on attendance and homework, he said at the beginning that he would arrange two major homework assignments at the end of the midterm and nothing else. He usually asks people to ask questions and is not included in the score, so he has a very good reputation in the class.

Chen Jiaming admired him very much, and always sent me brainwashing packages, "Look how gentlemanly and charming the professor is, how can you bear not to concentrate on listening to the class?" Seeing that I was about to skip class, he took the initiative to report on me.Later, I couldn't bear it anymore, and I couldn't beat him up. The only thing I had to do was to enter the classroom on time for a lesson, even if I was distracted or playing with my mobile phone, it was better than being nagged by this guy every day.

There are too many people slipping away in the class, basically because they don't understand the formulas and theories, so they find it boring.But I’m different. Ever since I skipped class, I was dragged into a long talk by the professor. In the other person’s mind, I set up a person who said, “Scholar is bored with the knowledge he’s already familiar with.” Afterwards, he always asks me to answer whenever he has to expand his knowledge. question.

Hey, I can't help it, I'm so capable, Chen Jiaming, a scumbag, can't even envy me.

I flipped through the book and glanced at the content of today's lecture. It was okay. In the spirit of not being afraid of being called out, I focused on observing the surrounding area.I soon discovered that the 1.9-meter classmate, that is, Ishikawa stepped on the spot and chose the empty seat next to me to sit down.However, there are only a few rows in the small classroom, and everyone sits close to each other. I firmly don't believe Chen Jiaming's nonsense.

Shi Chuan was still taciturn, with his head down, and he didn't communicate much with the people around him.Forced to do nothing, I had no choice but to take the initiative to break the silence: "Hey, classmate——"

He turned his head suddenly, looking very surprised, then stared at me for a long time considering the language: "You, you..."

"Haha, you reacted so badly." I felt inexplicably embarrassed, so I could only speak as gently and kindly as possible, "Uh, I just want to return your earphones, nothing else."

After listening to my words, Shi Chuan seemed to have not regained his senses, subconsciously reached out his hand, and then suddenly retracted, as if I was some kind of scourge.I don't know how long it took, my hands were tired from stretching, and I was afraid that the professor's discerning eyes would suddenly call me, so I had to whisper, "Why don't you take it?"

"Oh, good." He was really not good at words, he forced out a few words, and with my 5.0 eyesight on both sides, I could accurately capture his ears that were a little redder than before.Ahha, I didn't expect that the rich guy is really not good at communicating with people, no wonder he is rich and beautiful but still looks like a transparent person with a nice voice.A strange sense of satisfaction rose from the bottom of my heart, I shook my head, and quickly explained: "My name is Meng Ziyun, and we are all in the same class, so don't be so polite."

He seemed to have calmed down a little, and finally took the earphones away, and threw them into his pocket without even looking at them.Halfway through, my fingertips touched my palm a few times, it was a little itchy, and I couldn't help curling my fingers.Sure enough, he is a rich man, I couldn't help but secretly sighed, if it were me, I would definitely check the things that were borrowed and returned.

Thinking of this, I silently calculated my living expenses, well, people are more angry than people.

Rao is trying to cheer up, the knowledge points taught by the professor really make me not interested.After a while, I lowered my head and played with my phone.Randomly looking through WeChat, I added most of the people in the class, but Ishikawa didn't seem to have one.As a result, I sent the invitation on a whim, but at the break, Ishikawa was still organizing his notes and didn't care about anything else.

I simply poked him with my elbow: "Let's add a WeChat, I sent you a friend request."

Startled by me, he immediately shouted in a rough voice: "What?" The tone was a bit high, almost attracting the attention of everyone in the class.Fortunately, he reacted immediately, closed his voice, and silently took out his mobile phone.I also looked at my WeChat, okay, added it, and quickly changed the note, called "Ishikawa 1.9 meters".I joked again: "You don't usually play WeChat very much, and there is nothing in Moments."

Shi Chuan lowered his head lower and lower, and he was no longer looking at his mobile phone. He was about to stuff himself into a drawer: "Yeah." Then he glanced at me immediately, turned his face away, and stammered, "I can chat."

No, why is this guy so weird?As a man, this is simply too much tweaking.I stared at him suspiciously for a while, and didn't look away until the break was over.