oops my coward

The phone vibrated suddenly.

Just as I was about to reach into the drawer, I paused and subconsciously glanced at the chattering teacher on the podium.She is still bragging about her theory of love psychology. From the first class to the present, it has not changed in 800 years, and she also likes to ask people to ask questions suddenly.Fortunately, I chose a position in the back row without showing my head, which is supposed to be safe enough.

Sure enough, it was Chen Jiaming who was sending me a wechat message, his tone was higher than usual, and there were even a few voiceovers.I secretly scolded him as an idiot, he is in class, whoever has time to listen, and decisively clicked to convert it into text.This is much more refreshing, I glanced at it casually, skipped a lot of mess, and jumped directly to the back.

Chen Ma: Oh, I forgot that you have to go to class hahahahaha, but it's a waste of time whether you listen to Wang Li's class or not.

Chen Ma: And you are a single dog, it is useless to learn it.

Mama Chen: Erha Gazes.jpg

Chen Ma: You are on the front page again today.

Chen Ma: Guess what is the reason~

Me: Talk about business.

Well, I should have expected it, Chen Jiaming, as his name suggests, babbles like a crowing chicken, never getting to the point.Because of this, on the second day when I became roommates with him, I changed the note on WeChat from "roommate Chen Jiaming" to "Chen Ma".But nagging is nagging, he is serious when he should be strict, and never reveals my identity as a live anchor on a certain station, so most of the time I don't bother to complain about him.Of course, he would often look at me with the eyes of our two brothers who and who. After all, the first time we met, I thought he was quiet and elegant, and he thought I was the flower of Gaoling, but it turned out to be a false bubble.

After being reprimanded by me with three words, Chen Jiaming was silent for a moment, then excitedly sent out an emoji, insisting that I give a reason.I thought about it carefully. As a horror game live anchor, all I have done recently is live broadcasts. Could it be because I recorded the remake of the game that is very popular in the circle, so the number of broadcasts surged?I shook my head, I always felt unreliable, it's not a big girl getting on a sedan chair, I'm already familiar with the home page, I don't deserve to be treated by Chen Jiaming with this attitude.

I can not guess it.

Mother Chen:  …

Chen Ma: I thought you would cheat, so I just went to see it.

Me: There is not enough memory in the phone, delete it, where should I look.Wait, what do you mean by that?

Chen Ma: Hee hee hee hee hee.

Chen Ma: Don’t play anymore, I’ll share it with you.

Chen Ma: Guaranteed stimulation.

After reading this line, I was a little curious, but I had no idea, so I had to wait for the other party to figure it out.After a while, Chen Jiaming threw over a link, the cover was a picture of my previous live broadcast, nothing special about it.But this title... I can't understand it, those few words put together, it's like a vivid description of a pornographic movie.

Me: The review on the site is not good, and it was not blocked.

Chen Ma: Go and see!

Me: What's the rush...

Chen Ma: Remember to wear headphones!Don't let it out!

Can make Chen Jiaming so excited, I hesitated for a while, I always feel that this video is very likely to be a pornographic movie, and it may be a man, horror game background?I caught the runaway wild horse in my mind in time, and locked the stable several times before I dared to click on the link. "Hey, where are the earphones?" I fumbled inside and out of my backpack, and found nothing. I was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly realized: I practiced spoken English last night, and the earphones were thrown on the dormitory table.

Although muting is also possible, but Chen Jiaming specifically reminded me, and I was rarely interested, so I decided to borrow a headset to see if there are any familiar faces around.

What a coincidence, I was distracted for a long time before, and I didn't even notice the person coming next to me, but I still know him.But I don't remember his name, I just remember Chen Jiaming always saying "the 1.9-meter tall guy in the class", scratching his head in embarrassment, and then touching the other's elbow with the back of his hand: "Hey, do you have headphones? Can you borrow Do I need it?"

He also seemed to have just withdrawn from his fugue, and stared at me as if he had been greatly frightened, without answering for a long time.I looked up at him with my neck up. I was quite tired, so I poked him again, and said in a low voice, "Just borrow it for a while, and I'll pay you back after watching the video." This guy is really tall, but not very strong. Even on the chair, it can show a sense of order and order, which makes me so envious.

After listening to my question, he still looked dull, and then looked away.

I almost didn't come up in one breath. Judging from this attitude, is he not willing to borrow the co-author?It’s enough to make it clear earlier, I went to find someone else, and there was a girl a few rows ahead, who was also in the class, and it would be interesting to pass a note.

Before I could take out a piece of white paper that I could write on from the bag that lacked study materials, the person next to me suddenly moved again, stretched out his arms, and threw two small things in front of me.I don't usually like to fight with people, so I frowned slightly, and still maintained a calm look. I picked it up and looked at it——fuck!I almost smashed something, but fortunately I picked it up quickly, but I seemed to be a little alarmed by the teacher on the podium, so I quickly lowered my head and hid behind the front desk.

Isn't this the latest bluetooth headset of xx brand! There are more than 4000 pairs, and they are not sold in China. Now they can be bought at a high price through purchasing agents.

It turned out that there was a rich guy sitting on my right hand, no disrespect, no wonder he ignored me just now, maybe he was afraid that the earphones would be damaged if he borrowed them.I felt like I was holding some kind of treasure, so I took out a tissue and wiped my ears so as not to get my stuff dirty, then I looked gratefully at the big brother next to me: "Thank you!"

With his head down, he couldn't see his expression clearly, but his side face looked a little nice: "No, it's okay."

I widened my eyes: "Your voice...is kind of cute!" I said it, and it took me a second to realize it. I wanted to slap myself, and I quickly squeezed out a kind smile, "Haha, it sounds good." With short hands, it is better to say a few words less.

He didn't make another sound, and didn't respond in any other way, he just turned his head away.

Sure enough, he is a rich man with personality. I sighed in my heart, put on the earphones and started to watch the video——

This time I attracted the teacher's attention again, it's not my fault, it's this stuff, it's too poisonous.I covered my mouth, trying to minimize my sense of existence, fine, I wasn't named.

Immediately afterwards, he forced himself to open WeChat calmly.

Me: Chen Jiaming!

Mother Chen: Have you finished reading?Isn't it wonderful?Oh, I really admire this up master, he is so talented!

I:……

Chen Ma: If I have this skill, I will also cut a video for you, make a man, and become famous overnight hahahahahahahahahaha.

Mother Chen: Are you still there?

Chen Ma: Be good, don't run away, the video is already on the front page.

Chen Ma: I think you might as well take advantage of the popularity and cooperate with Smile_Smile. Anyway, you both record horror games, and you will definitely be popular again.

Smile_Smile is another unlucky person implicated, a well-known horror game anchor, who has risen rapidly by panting and screaming, and now the number of fans is almost equal to mine.I seldom pay attention to other streamers, but most of his live games are recorded by me, so the barrage is always flashing, and I remember it after watching it occasionally.

I:……

It's not that I don't want to answer, it's that I can't find the right words.In the past, I was proud and happy to be on the homepage, because it proved that I was good at live recording and the image I created was liked by everyone.But this time, the serious live broadcast was suppressed to the bottom, and the Lalang duo was broadcast over a million?I took a deep breath and silently said a few words that peace of mind is the right way, and I felt that my face was already stiff.

Me: It’s really a downturn in the world, morality is degraded... I’m going to report it, it’s fucking obscenity, obscenity, and pornography.

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Chen Ma: If you don't want to lose face, I'll contact you.At that time, the master Tuban will be much more powerful than his peers.

Me: I'm crazy to listen to your nonsense.My God... the little girls nowadays, if they see someone record the same game, they can imagine it as a radio drama.

Putting these aside, the technology is still amazing. If I were not one of the protagonists, I might also feel quite interesting.

Chen Ma: Hee hee is still meaty, but it’s exciting.You scroll down to take a look at the charging list, there is me.

Sure enough, the number one charging list and the number one hot review are both "Marshmallow Chicken", and there are various comments below, such as "Boss, you actually eat this pair!" "Boss ball!" "Come on! Our SM has enough food!".I flipped through several pages with mixed emotions, and recognized many familiar accounts, all of whom I thought were cute and soft fans.And what is SM?I thought of the unharmonious meaning of this word, and it was difficult to calm down for a while, and my eyes fell on my account for a long time.

Look, ManofMiracles, how foreign-looking, why is it suppressed by that silly "Xiaoxiao"?

Besides, can't it be called MS?

Me: You have spare money, why don't you just call me, the right owner?

Chen Ma: If you go to record the cooperation scene, I will pay you immediately.

Chen Ma: Mom will always love you.

Me: I was wrong.

Me: please shut up.

Chen Ma: I'm not kidding. In fact, you two are really hot. One is calm and the other is timid. They are a perfect match.Now the game area is holding an event, the first place to broadcast has a huge bonus, many capable people have come out to post videos, you really may not be able to win the first place.

He knew that I spent time and effort recording the remake and doing post-production by myself just for this bonus, so every word and every word really hit my nails.

Me: Then you can’t sell your hue, right?

Chen Ma: Pooh, it's just a microphone recording game, I'm afraid you'll be molesting people.Anyway, think about it yourself, these days, there are a lot of rotten sellers, you are definitely the best!

Chen Ma: I believe in you!

I:……

Chen Ma: Remember to bring me yogurt on the way back, I will use it to make a mask.

If it wasn't for sending and receiving notifications in the class, I would have uninstalled WeChat immediately, leaving Chen Jiaming nowhere to call me.Coincidentally, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and I remembered that there were still things hanging on my ears. I quickly looked to the side, only to find that the next table was empty.Well, there was a note on the table, I squeezed it in my hand and looked at it, and it said "Leave beforehand, return it to me in the next class".

The handwriting is quite nice, with the ticks and ticks, unlike me, which according to Chen Jiaming cultivated a bunch of trembling earthworms.

"What a nice guy." I couldn't help but sigh.

Maybe he's not arrogant, but because of his personality, coupled with his voice, ahem, he doesn't like to talk very much, and he walks silently.I nodded, feeling that I had found the real answer, and stuffed the earphones into my bag.At this time, I thought of another question: what is his name?Although I know he's from my class, I really don't know his name. I have to ask Chen Jiaming when I go back tonight. This guy is a social butterfly. He has a good family background and good looks. He knows a lot of people.

In a sense, it was because of this face that I became Chen Jiaming's good friend at first.But he insisted that I and he are of the same kind, and that when two people meet, they are good girlfriends, so he never treats me as a development object.

Thinking of this, I couldn't hold back and sent a wechat message: No, that smile made a fortune by panting and screaming more than me. Why do you stand on SM instead of MS?

Chen Ma: Have you gone to the supermarket yet? ? ?

Chen Ma: Well, it may not be a challenge to suppress a weak chicken, so everyone likes to watch the type that suppresses you?In fact, I think they see through your essence, and accept your essence.

Me: Thank you so much.

Chen Ma: You're welcome.

Chen Ma: As a reward, you can help me pay for the yogurt.

Chen Ma: Are you still there?

Mother Chen:  …

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