oops my coward

The heavy rain that day seemed to indicate that the rainiest season of the year had finally arrived. After that, the sky was overcast and overcast for a long time, with occasional strong winds and showers, which made the small potted plants that Chen Jiaming had previously kept on the balcony sparse.He was very distressed, and moved the things in, but within a few days, a piece of clothing was blown off, and it happened to fall on the flower pot.

When he came back from get out of class, the innocent potted plant had already been crushed.

In fact, this should have nothing to do with me, but the bad thing is that I just bought that flamboyant sweater to hook up with Ishikawa.

After all, people depend on clothes, and I am handsome and want to be even more handsome.

"...Anyway, the sanitation of the dormitory for the past two weeks is yours as compensation." Chen Jiaming held the flower pot with only soil left, chattered, and shook the broken branches and leaves in the trash can.

I was sorting out the final review materials in front of the computer, when he interrupted me, I typed many lines of ellipsis with trembling hands, and then quickly deleted them. "It's mine, it's mine." I had business to do, and I glanced back at him, not bothering to talk like I used to.

Chen Jiaming exhaled from his mouth with a "chi" to express his disdain for me, and then put the newly brought seedlings into the pot, and sprinkled a layer of bonsai fertilizer that was said to be imported, which was very delicate.

I casually complained to him: "The previous tree can also be used as fertilizer, why did you lose it?"

"It looks dirty." Chen Jiaming wiped the soles of his slippers on the rug by the balcony door before slowly walking into the room, "Remember to take out the trash at night, the fruit cores you threw yesterday attracted a bunch of flies, it's disgusting."

"Tossing around." I whispered, not daring to be heard by him.

Chen Jiaming has been in a bad temper recently. It seems that his grandfather refused to listen to advice and insisted on dating him with a blind date, both male and female.No matter how stubborn his parents are, it's not good to confront the old man directly. They coax him to meet him casually in private, and then just say it's inappropriate.But Chen Jiaming dislikes the word "casual" the most - I have known him for almost a year, and I have never seen him messing around like others, even though there are many good conditions and suitable partners around.

There used to be a little gay guy who didn't give up, and tried to influence him with sincerity by being a low-key kid.But Chen Jiaming asked him out without saying a word, without showing any sympathy: "We are not suitable, if you continue to entangle, I will call the police."

As the saying goes, people are divided into groups by like clusters. He and I are very similar in temperament in this respect, and both are serious about relationships.So up to now, the two of us chatted and teased ourselves from time to time, saying that if we continue, we will change from a virgin to an older virgin.But no one wants to lower their standards, being young and in full bloom, not willing to be buried in one or more dull relationships.

I classified and saved the files I just finished, and listened carefully. The people behind seemed to watch some videos, and there was the sound of eating snacks. It seemed that they were not affected much.

The dormitory was quiet for a while.

However, when I was about to learn how to make a boat, Chen Jiaming happily came over with a large bag of potato chips, and opened his mouth vaguely asking me to watch the video.

"Swallow the thing down before you talk..." I was uncomfortably quarreled by him, but my hands didn't stop, and I clicked on the homepage of a certain website.

He pointed to one of the several small thumbnails on the right side of the page: "You!"

"On the front page!" I suddenly understood, and I was a little happy.

Chen Jiaming shook his head: "Look at the reaction, everyone, the reaction is very enthusiastic." He finally swallowed the potato chips with difficulty and let out a long breath.

"..." This fucking eats alone.I snatched a handful of snacks from my bag and ate them too, watching casually as he took the mouse and opened the video.

At the beginning, the barrage was relatively normal, and everyone consciously followed the opening remarks I said, saying "front row!", "missing persons return", and "come and see our little miracle!" and so on.But after I introduced the partner Smile_Smile by the way, the barrage stuck for a second, and then exploded:

"Ahhhhhhhh my ears!"

"Go downstairs and run around!"

"Dreams come true...dreams come true..."

"My God, what a fantastic combination! I screamed in place until the neighbors called the police in the middle of the night to arrest me!"

"Everyone, take it easy and don't post the bottom end."

"Pay attention to politeness!"

Of course, there are many black people who are deliberately provoking trouble, saying "hehe, the anchors are selling rot these days", as if my popularity depends on interacting with the same sex.

Chen Jiaming sneered and said, "There must be other people's fans in there. Seeing you go to the home page again and overwhelm them in the event, I feel sore."

For me, this small handful of blacks is nothing at all, and it doesn't hurt or itch, so I didn't respond and continued to read.

As the video played until Smile_Smile and I entered the online mode, the barrage became more and more crazy, colorful, and many of them were stacked together, almost blocking the entire screen.In desperation, I had no choice but to adjust the transparency to see it a little bit clearly. "The viewing experience is extremely bad." Chen Jiaming took the time to complain, but there was a smile in his tone.I shared my biscuits with him: "Ha, little manager Chen Ma, don't be shy."

We chatted and laughed for a while. At this moment, the plot of the game has progressed to the point where the heroine begins to explore the surroundings, and there are more bullet screens:

"Fuck! High energy ahead!"

"Switch silently to external playback."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it turned out that the lamp exploded! I'm going to be scared to death by the sound effect!"

"The face-to-face super high energy is at 12:35!"

"Thank you Barrage Lord..."

"The boundless sky is my love~ Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills~ What kind of rhythm is the most swaying~ What kind of singing is the most joyous~ Awwwwowoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Hahahahaha lyrics can't save people who are afraid of ghosts."

"Little Miracle is so courageous... He actually said it was exciting..."

"Maybe it's joking and smiling?"

"Oh my god, my waist is going to be weak..."

"Xiaoxiao's scream really makes people want to fuck him ten thousand times."

"The one in front takes me!"

"I also want!"

Chen Jiaming squeezed the bag of potato chips, his eyes almost glowed, and he screamed excitedly with Smile_Smile: "This is it! Wow, it's really amazing! It's so erotic!"

"Calm down..." I withdrew my hand, and didn't intend to rub his snacks anymore. I took out the biscuit Ishikawa gave me and bit down at the barrage.Today's little girls, and maybe boys, are so unreserved.Obviously this laughing voice is just average, not half as nice as my A Chuan's voice, eh!

The heroine of the game and the black cat carry out a plan to hunt down the villain, and are searching in the house of the first target.The heroine went to the backyard, and the black cat opened the door of a certain room with its paws, and found that there were some butchering tools and a few broken corpses.At this time, I heard myself say, "There will definitely be a shock later~" and then the bullet screen screamed one after another, all of which were "Don't! Why scare the cat!" and so on.

The plot is as I said-the vicious ogre returns suddenly, and when the black cat is about to leave the slaughterhouse, it encounters it on a narrow road.The barrage suddenly covered the screen with three layers inside and outside:

"Cat, cat, run!"

"Chasing battle get."

"Suck—it's a familiar smell."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, Little Miracle is super calm!"

"Do you think I'm afraid of you? I'm afraid of you hahahahahahaha!"

"It's a good thing it's not a plot kill."

The heroine saw what happened in the house from the window and hid cleverly.As for the black cat, due to the plot arrangement, the puzzle must be solved while escaping, so that the ogre will be electrocuted to death as planned.Of course, I have to solve the puzzle, so nothing goes wrong.And the barrage also expressed their admiration for this:

"No wonder Little Miracle took the initiative to choose the black cat, because of Xiaoxiao's IQ...emmm..."

"We laugh stupidly!"

"666"

"This riddle is solved in a natural way, with great ambitions in mind."

"hahahahahahahahaha."

"It's more fun to collect anchors."

"Little Miracle is really the king of IQ."

"I must watch the strategy! Everyone, don't be fooled! I recommend a video xxxxxxxx that clears the level without a strategy!"

"The front owed the report, right?"

After that, the barrage fell into a little chaos, I frowned, found the stupid barrage advertising and clicked the report.However, it seems that some viewers noticed that my cooperation live was labeled as a new event, so the barrage style changed again:

"Hey little miracle, did you participate in the event?"

"If you don't vote and I don't vote for Miracle, when will I be successful!" This message was sent by Chen Jiaming to enliven the atmosphere.

"The voting address is detailed in the video introduction, everyone go!" This is also him, I am convinced, and he is still bragging to me with delight.

"Hey, I thought Xiaoxiao also participated..."

"Could it be because there is only one truth!"

"Wow, I will eat this sipi."

"Sweet, too sweet."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"As soon as I ate sugar, I was frightened into a heart attack..."

"I beg you guys to quickly make a sweet and greasy cut, I decided to temporarily turn off the video, it's too scary TAT"

"QAQQAQQAQ"

"Don't brush character emoticons, don't post repetitive content, please pay attention to barrage etiquette."

"I'm sorry, why are there so many scary points in the back!"

"This author is also perverted, the remake is much better than the first version..."

"Decided to add to cart and see for myself."

"Everyone remember to vote for Little Miracle, don't forget that there is one vote every day!"

I can guess the content of the barrage that follows, and regardless of Chen Jiaming's objection, I exit the video and continue to sort out the materials: "It's almost the end of the term, so go prepare for the professional exam if you have time, don't join in the fun."

Chen Jiaming rolled his eyes: "Fuck you." Then he dragged the chair back to his seat.

"You must, please, please don't cut the video yourself."

"Remember!" he replied impatiently.

I closed my mouth sensibly.

But tonight is not a night to study with peace of mind. Not long after, I was attracted by the vibrating mobile phone. I touched it and saw that it was Ishikawa who sent me a message.His cat was taken to the hospital for regular checkups. When he got home, he was wearing an Elizabeth ring. Just looking at the pictures, he could feel the stupidity.I laughed out loud, and quickly saved it and made a "I'm super fierce" emoji as a reply: "So cute!"

Ishikawa 1.9 meters: a bit ugly.

Ishikawa 1.9 meters: I was wrong.

Ishikawa 1.9 meters: It is a real person, and a real cat is cuter.

I fucking want to see a real cat!It's a pity that it's not the time yet, I sighed helplessly, and sent a line of words pitifully: "A few more pictures, let me experience the feeling of raising a cat in the cloud."

Ishikawa 1.9 meters: Yes.

Ishikawa 1.9 meters: You like it.

Ishikawa 1.9 meters: I can post it every day.

At this moment, my heart was full of joy. The joy brought by the homepage of any video was completely inferior to the joy he was willing to chat with me every day... I didn’t hesitate at all, and replied very decisively: "Okay!"

This is true happiness.