Pharaoh

Since the Fifty Questions is an extra episode of "The Pharaoh", the one who answers the questions must be the Pharaoh.

In view of the cleanliness of "Pharaoh", so what should have been one hundred questions became fifty questions (turning head)

Me: AIBO, please do something.

AIBO: Huh?

I: It's up to you to drag your brother Wang to participate in the Q&A.

AIBO: He will definitely not agree, you better give up.

Me: I just bought a lot of new cards! I have both 5DS and GX new cards~~

AIBO: ...

Me: The fifth-generation game disc of Haima has come out~~~I bought it just now~~~

AIBO: ...

Me: I am the author so I can travel to ancient Egypt for you~~~

AIBO: ...Are you trying to lure me?

I: =,=|||Because I don't have the guts to threaten you.Okay, okay~~ (rolling all over the floor) Please~~AIBO, I know you are a good person, a good person~~~

AIBO: ...don't send me a good person card.

So—

AIBO: Brother Wang, come and play a new game with me~~

Wang Yang: What game?

I: I ask questions and you answer them, and you have to answer them.

Wang Yang: Get out (definitely)!I am not free.

AIBO: Brother Wang~~I want to play~~play with me~~~

Wang Yang: ...

So

[Fifty questions about the relationship between the Egyptian Pharaoh and his brother (?) (Part [-])] GAME starts:

1. May I have your name?

AIBO: Muto Games.

Wang Yang: Can you, a lowly commoner, know my name?

I: ... Well, I am indeed a commoner, but I am not a commoner in your country in your time, and I am not afraid of you!I know your name is Yatum!

(Well, this sentence was whispered behind Wang Yang's back)

2. What is your age?

Wang Yang: Can you, a lowly commoner, know my age?

I: ...Turn the table over!This question can't be done!

AIBO: Don't be angry, don't be angry (pat on the shoulder), since you decided to interview him, you should know that you will be angry... How old is Brother Wang?Actually, I don’t know too well, I haven’t asked, 18…probably…

AIBO: As for me... 17... minus 3000, so it is -2983?

I: ...What kind of horrible age calculation method is this?

3. What is your gender?

Wang Yang: (turning back coldly) Seth!Put this disrespectful fellow to death.

AIBO: (Headache) Brother Wang, you can't play this game anymore...

Me: (tears streaming down my face) Let me do a question and answer. Is it easy for me.

4. What is your personality like?

Wang Yang: I am the king.

Me: That's it?

Wang Yang: (frowning) What else do you want to know?

AIBO: That's it, [you know too much]...will die.

AIBO: My character? (Smiling) Others say that I am kind, naive, weak and incompetent~~~~~

Me: ...What do you think?

AIBO: (continuing to laugh) Since everyone thinks so, then it should be so.

I: ...

5. The character of the other party?

Wang Xiang: I have never seen such a cowardly person in the Egyptian royal family. He is too crying, and he has no royal majesty at all.

AIBO: == Do you think someone made me cry.

Wang Yang: You can cry if you want, but you are not allowed to cry in front of people other than me.

AIBO: Brother Wang's character is quite different from the other me. He is quite the only one. He is the Pharaoh. It is understandable. Everyone has to listen to him anyway.

I: Yes, yes, Dark Games listened to you at the beginning, but now you are listening to him, of course you are not happy.

Wang Yang: (frowned) You seem to have a big opinion on me?

AIBO: Ahaha~~~ (Changing the topic) Brother Wang looks the most handsome when he is the only one who respects me~~~~

Wang Yang: What does 'handsome' mean?

AIBO: ...

I: ==|||Oh oh oh, it’s really rare, the black AIBO is deflated.

6. When did the two meet?Where?

AIBO: The room of the heart... no no no (covering his head and whispering to himself) This is too confusing...

Wang Yang: Early in the morning, on my way to the temple, Brother Wang appeared wearing strange clothes.

AIBO: ...Let's just treat it like this.

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Wang Yang: The first reaction was, 'Who sent the assassin again? '.

AIBO: ...

AIBO: ...

AIBO: ... (After thinking for a long time, he turned his head to look at someone in pain) Tell me, how do you ask me to answer this question?Whether the object is 'another me' or 'Brother Wang'.

8. What do you like about each other?

Wang Yang: He is my younger brother.

AIBO: ...a tenderness that does not change with time and space.

Wang Yang: Why do I always fail to understand your words.

AIBO: (laughs) It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand.

Wang Yang: What are you hiding from me?

AIBO: (smiling eyes) Anyway, I like Brother Wang the most, okay~~~

Wang Yang: ... (Forget it)

9. What do you hate about each other?

Wang Yang: Can you stop pleading for those lowly servants all the time!

AIBO: Brother Wang, can you stop always punishing this and that for chopping this and that chopping...

Wang Yang: Shut up for me.

AIBO: ...Brother Wang will eat alone tonight!

Wang Yang: ...

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

Wang Yang: Is my brother Wang getting along well? Why should I tell you, what do you want to do?

AIBO: Don't ask, Brother Wang is suspecting you of instigating the relationship between the royal family...Be careful of being executed as a spy...

I: (continues to burst into tears) This [-] asks me how I want to go on.

11. How do you call each other?

AIBO: ... (Continues to have a headache) Forget it, Brother Wang.

Wang Yang: Brother Wang, or just call him by name.

AIBO: (Looking at Wang Yang complicatedly)...the other me (in Japanese)...

Wang Yang: I told you not to use the language of your former country in Egypt!You are now the king's brother of Egypt!

AIBO: I just want to try to call it...

Wang Yang: (a cold light flashes in his eyes) What?Do you still want to go back to your country?

AIBO: Huh? ~~ (blinks innocently) I won’t go anywhere when Brother Wang is here~~ (I can’t go back anyway)

Wang Yang: ... (The coldness dissipates quickly)

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

AIBO: partner (Japanese).

Wang Yang: What is this?Is it the language of your former country again? !

AIBO: (laughs) My nickname~~ In my hometown, only the closest relatives can call it~~ Now only Brother Wang can use it~~~

Wang Yang: ...

AIBO: Brother Wang~~~ (star eyes)

Wang Xiang: ...well, if you insist... (stares at someone) I can use this title when there are no outsiders.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

AIBO: ...the sky dragon of Osiris? ? ...

Wang Yang: Chestnut balls.

Me: What you guys are talking about is monsters, not animals! ! !

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Wang Xiang: (casually) Just let Ke Ya tell Isis that he can have whatever he wants.

(Corruption, naked and corrupt privileged class, I despise you as a commoner!)

AIBO: The other party is the pharaoh who is sitting on the world. What do you think I can give him?

I: Well~~ Isn’t it you that Wang Yang wants the most~~

AIBO: ... chestnut ball attack! !Self-destruct! !

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Wang Yang: No need, the world is mine.

Me: Yes yes yes~~~ Brother Wang is also yours~~~We all know~~~

AIBO: (Star Eyes) Haima's latest duel disk~~~~

Wang Yang: ...

(It’s useless for you to stare at me, Wang Wang, even if you search all over Egypt, you can’t get this thing.)

Wang Yang: (frowned) Where can I get it?

Me: ... (don't stare at me) I have it on me, and I'll give it to you after the question and answer.

Wang Yang: (Looking at AIBO) Who is Haima?I ordered him to come to the palace to serve you?

AIBO: ... (Imagine, suddenly shivering) ...Let's forget it.

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Wang Xiang: Don't always be so nice to your servants, don't cry all the time, it would be great if you could have more majesty of the Wang family.

AIBO: ... (silent) ...

Me: Is there no AIBO?

AIBO: Wait... I'm counting...

(The sand in the hourglass is running out)

AIBO: I can't do it anymore. I'm so tired. I have too many dissatisfaction points. I can't count them all.

Wang Xiang: (blue veins) Come down, Pharaoh's servant Gondola──

AIBO: (Innocent laugh) But even so, I still like Brother Wang the most~~~

Wang Xiang: ...Go back, Gondola.

Myself: (wiping sweat) It’s too exciting to do this fifty questions.

Gondola: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

17. What are your hobbies?

AIBO: (broken thoughts) I want to play PSP, I want to play PS2, I want to play new PC games, I want to play new online games, I want to eat ice cream, I want to eat hamburgers... (omitted below)...

Wang Yang: What are you arguing about?Recently, I always lose my temper when I call you in the past.

AIBO: ...Whenever you stop feeding me, I will eat with you.

Wang Yang: (stares) Come over obediently at noon.

AIBO: (stares back) No!

Wang Yang: The almonds that belonged to the country were just delivered in the morning.

AIBO: Really~~~? (Star-eyed) Then I will go~~~

Myself: Riding on the world of mortals, Wang Di laughs, no one knows that it is almonds... Wang Wang, you have to rely on almonds to coax Wang Di to accompany you.

18. What is the hobby of the other party?

Wang sample: almonds.

AIBO: ...dictatorship.

Myself: These two answers seem to be completely inconsistent, but there seems to be a subtle connection...

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Wang Yang: I refuse to dine with me.

AIBO: (Fried hair) I'm so big, so big, okay!And let a lot of people watch you feed me with your hands, it's not shameful to be ashamed! ! !

Wang Yang: Will it?

AIBO: Yes!

Wang Yang: Oh, then next time I will make them all retreat.

AIBO: ...

(AIBO is deflated for the second time...)

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

AIBO: ...Let's hide from him and not see him.

Wang Xiang: (frowning) When punishing or executing those lowly servants.

AIBO: Oh, yes, there are also times when you can't see the guard ladies.

AIBO: Ah, by the way, and he was also very upset when speaking in Japanese.

AIBO: By the way, and he would also get angry if he refused to eat with him.

AIBO: And there is also ~~~ that...

AIBO: And...

AIBO: And...

AIBO: Also...

Me: ... (-_-|||AIBO, why do I feel that being hot-tempered has become your daily habit?)

21. How far is your relationship?

AIBO: Brother Wang.

Wang Yang: Brother Wang.

(It's really simple, clear and neat...

Tianyin: Is it really simple, clear and neat? )

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Wang Yang: What does 'dating' mean?

AIBO: Just two people alone.

Wang Xiang: They are often dating at night.

AIBO: ...Brother Wang, pay attention to the words... (turning back) Don't get me wrong, I just sleep in Brother Wang's dormitory at night 'occasionally'.

Myself: -_-|||...Who do you think is more likely to cause misunderstandings between the two of you? (Is it really only occasionally?)

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

AIBO: Sleeping with Emma while holding a chestnut ball...

Wang Yang: After finishing the remaining political affairs, I will sleep with Brother Wang in my arms.

Myself: It’s very hot... It must be very hot in Egypt, where two people and two fluffy animals are squeezed into one bed...

24. How far has it progressed?

AIBO: in deep sleep

Wang Yang: Who has the guts to disturb me and Brother Wang's sleep.

AIBO: (Khan) Brother Wang, pay attention to the words you use, (turning your head) It’s really just sleeping, don’t misunderstand!

I: ... AIBO, do you know what it means to hide?Do you really think that your words will not be misleading compared to Wang Yang?

25. Where do you often go to date?

Wang Yang: My bedroom.

AIBO: ... (turns to look at someone) I don't think I can correct his misconception about the word 'dating'.

I: -,- That's not your fault.

(Part [-])

GAME continues:

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Wang Yang: Speaking of which...you haven't told me when you were born.

AIBO: Woooooo~~~ I haven’t learned how to convert the AD calendar into the Egyptian calendar.

Me: I don’t know how to convert either...then let’s skip this question.

27. Which party confessed first?

Wang Yang: (impatiently) Why are there so many strange words, what does "confession" mean?

AIBO wants to open his mouth and be covered by someone.

Me: It's the sentence 'I like you', you said it to Wang Di first, or Wang Di said it to you first.

AIBO: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~

Wang Yang: There is no need to say such things.

The person covering AIBO's mouth was kicked away by Wang Yang, and the young Egyptian king who finally struggled to breathe was held tightly in the arms of the Pharaoh.

Wang Yang: Brother Wang must like me, Mahat has already said so.

AIBO: (gasping for breath, no time to answer)

I: ...why do I suddenly feel that you are a tragedy, Wang Xiang...

28. How much do you like each other?

AIBO: Because there is another me...Brother Wang is in Egypt, so I will stay here.

Wang Yang: I will protect him.

29. So, do you love each other?

AIBO: I knew it, I knew it──I felt that these topics were getting more and more wrong──you are actually the kind of people called rotten girls who made men turn heads in my era!

Myself: (covering my face shyly) Brother Wang, you are flattering me too much, a rotten girl or something, but in fact she is just a pure and harmless Tanmei wolf.

Wang Yang: You guys are saying things I don’t understand again!

AIBO: ... (Okay, I will bear it, for the duel disk and cards...)

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Wang Yang: Are you finished? (impatient to go)

I: AIBO~~ (Take out the duel plate and shake it)

AIBO: ...

AIBO: (Turning head, blinking big eyes to see Old Wang) Brother Wang...

Wang Yang: ...

(Sighs, walks back, hugs Brother Wang, pats his head, be good~~)

Wang Yang: Do you understand?

I: (Nod desperately) Got it~~

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

AIBO: Change of heart? (Thinking) Hmm... I haven't even thought about this kind of thing.

I: Yes, yes, I know that Anyou is devoted to you, but don't forget that this is the Pharaoh, the king of the three thousand beauties in the harem!

AIBO: (smiling) It doesn't matter if Brother Wang has women, anyway, they won't be more important than me.

I: ... AIBO, where does your confidence come from?

Wang Yang: Without my permission, who would dare to take a step closer to my younger brother?

Himself: (raises hand frightenedly) If you accidentally approach...

Wang Yang: Execute.

Someone jumped out all of a sudden.

AIBO: Do you know where my confidence comes from?

Me: TAT... Got it.

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

AIBO: I don't care... People's hearts are too complicated. Anyway, hello, me, hello, everyone is fine. It's too demanding and everyone has worked hard.

AIBO: (smiling) I don't remember the other one, it doesn't matter, if I can see Brother Wang is alive and well, that's enough.Because even without that memory, Brother Wang is still very gentle~~~

Wang Yang: Mahat said, there is no way Brother Wang doesn’t like me.

AIBO: ...

I: ...

After a period of silence.

Me: AIBO, do you have anything else to say?

AIBO: ...No, I know I can't beat another me now, but it's probably okay to let Emma scratch Mahat's face later.

I: (shiver a)

Someone continued to ask without fear of death.

I: Wang Yang, if...you take it as if, brother Wang doesn't like you, will you forgive him?

Wang Yang: Mahat!Execute this spy who has the intention to sow discord with the Egyptian royal family!

I:! ! !Is it easy for me to do fifty questions! ! !

33. What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

AIBO: ...Don't you know that if you release Pharaoh's pigeons, you will be executed?

I: (picking teeth) Wang Yangcai is reluctant to execute you.

AIBO: ==Even so, the group of old men nagging me about manners are annoying.

AIBO: And as long as Brother Wang gives an order, someone will report my whereabouts in less than a minute, let alone an hour. Does he need to wait?

Me: (shivering inexplicably)

34. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

AIBO: Tall figure!Strong muscles!Bronzed complexion!

I: ...That's why you are jealous because you don't have one...

AIBO: Wordy! T h T

Wang Yang: (staring at AIBO while thinking about ING)

AIBO: Wang, brother Wang? (Being stared at a little hairy)

Wang Yang: (Looking at it, I couldn't help reaching out, hugging, stroking my head, rubbing my chin against Brother Wang's limp hair)

AIBO: Wait, wait a minute, Brother Wang?

Me: No need to answer, Wang Yang, I understand.

35. The other party's sexy expression?

Wang Yang: ... Brother Wang has always been very cute.

(==Wang Wang, you just say that AIBO is too childlike and doesn’t have a sexy expression)

AIBO: Be it the other me or the current brother Wang, whenever and wherever I have your so-called sense of abstinence ==...especially the current skin color, that's really... well, well, I have Knowing myself, I don't expect to be like him in my life! (flip table)

36. When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

AIBO: ...when he laughs (but only once so far OTZ).

Wang Yang: Heart beating faster? ...Oh, I went out to look for him that day, and he was thrown into the cave by those traitors. At that time, I thought he was dead... Strange, why my heart beat so fast at that time.

37. Would you lie to the other party?Are you good at lying?

AIBO: ...everyone says I'm innocent, kind, and useless...

Me: In short, you just refuse to answer whether you have lied or not.

AIBO: (smiling~smiling~~)

Wang Yang: I don't need to lie to anyone.

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Wang Yang: ...&*...&*...&

Me: Huh?I can not hear you.

Wang Yang: &(@#￥...of &*(...waiting

Me: Louder?

Wang Yang: (blue veins) When dining with Wang Di.

AIBO: ...

AIBO: Yeah yeah, that was when I was most unlucky.

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Wang Yang: Often.

AIBO: Often noisy...

40. What kind of quarrel was it?

Wang Yang: Execute.

AIBO: Don't kill!

Wang Yang: (patting the table) Didn't I tell you to drag it down and execute it?

AIBO: (continues to stand in front of the servant) No!

Wang Yang: ...Come here.

AIBO: No way!

Wang Yang: I call you over here!

AIBO: If you can’t say it, you can’t pass it!

Priests: (headache)...

All the guards: (I don't know who to listen to, I am in a dilemma and sweating)

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

AIBO: Brother Wang...forget it

Wang Yang: (in displeasure)...

AIBO: Brother Wang... (pulls the corner of his clothes)

Wang Yang: (hugs, touches arm) Does it hurt where it got burned?

AIBO: Fortunately, the water is not very hot.

Wang Xiang: (frowned) That clumsy servant hurt you, why are you protecting him?

AIBO: It's nothing...

Wang Yang: Can you have a bit of the majesty of the royal family?

AIBO: ...Brother Wang hates me like this? (Wang's majesty is hairy? Can it be eaten?)

Wang Yang: (touching his head helplessly) With your temperament, it is a problem for you to survive without my protection.

AIBO: Will Brother Wang leave me?

Wang Yang: ...

AIBO: (Laughing with his arms around Wang Xiang's neck) So it doesn't matter if I stay like this, brother Wang is here~~

Wang Yang: (hugging~~touching the head~~) Well, you can do whatever you like.

I: ... Wang Wang, you are so cute.

All the priests + guards + a certain cannon fodder servant: Don't you think we are innocent...

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Wang Yang: What is a 'lover'?

AIBO: Well... two people who have no blood relationship but are closer than parents, brothers and relatives are called lovers.

Wang Xiang: What does that have to do with us?

AIBO: ...Yeah, it doesn't matter.

I: (tears) AIBO~~~ Please, leave the explanation of the terms to me, okay~~ Don’t explain~~

43. When will you feel loved?

Wang Yang: Mahart said...

Me: I have a headache.

AIBO: I am in pain too.

Mahart: (shivering) There seem to be two inexplicable grievances?

44. How do you express your love?

Wang Yang: I will protect him, and no one can hurt him.

AIBO: ...Stay by his side and see that he is doing well.

45. When will you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Wang Yang: Mahat said...

AIBO: (Blowing up) Brother Wang, go and marry Mahat! ! ! !

I: ...I'm going to collapse, I hate the idiot father who lied to the child like Mahatt the most!

46. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Wang Yang: White and tender... a lotus flower.

I: ...Wang Yang...white lotus is not a compliment...really...at least not here.

AIBO: (Thinking, keep thinking, still thinking)

AIBO: I feel a lot of pressure to compare the other me to a flower...

47. Is there something to hide between the two?

Wang Yang: Hmph, do I need to lie?

AIBO: ...(guilty)...no...no...

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

AIBO: Taller than me, handsomer than me, better than me in clothes, better than me, popular with girls... In short, do I have any low self-esteem?

Me: (touching head) AIBO is good~~don’t cry~~you are cuter than Wang Yang~~

AIBO: (smiling) Yes, the other me is still under the control of my five fingers... Cough, I mean, the other me is more doting on me and obeying me.

I: ... (AIBO, you are black again)

Wang Yang: (glances at someone) Tsk, are you telling me that you have low self-esteem?

Myself: (frogging down) Great and honorable Pharaoh, I was wrong, and I am guilty.

49. Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Wang Yang: Openly.

Me: What?Is there no objection?Does Seth not protest? !

Wang Yang: (snorting coldly) Who dares to object.

Me: Wang Wang, you are so courageous (star-eyed) I adore you so much, when did you make it public?

Wang Yang: Not long ago, I informed the whole of Egypt about my younger brother.

I: ...

AIBO: I know Brother Wang's answer is wrong... But, if you want to die, explain the meaning of this question carefully to Brother Wang.

I: ...

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Wang Yang: No matter what time I will never leave my brother Wang alone.

Wang Xiang: For a weak person like him, without me, it would be a problem to live in this palace for a few days.

AIBO: ...

AIBO: ...Okay, say whatever you want...In short, the fifty questions are finished, give me the new duel disk and the new cards!

Me: Answer this question first!

AIBO: ...

AIBO: ...how far can forever go?

AIBO: Your question itself is wrong.

AIBO: But, if it's for another me, for Brother Wang, it doesn't matter even if you lose your life.

AIBO: At least for me now, Brother Wang is the only meaning for me to stay in ancient Egypt.

AIBO: Here, if I lose Brother Wang, then I have nothing.

AIBO: Not to mention forever.

AIBO: That's it, there is nothing more to say.

【If, when the day of the final battle comes...】

[If, with your help, the Pharaoh can successfully defeat the High Priest of Darkness without paying the price of his life. 】【If the pharaoh will live to old age, he will step into the underworld peacefully. 】

【If so, there will no longer be his soul in the thousand-year building blocks. 】

[If, the changed history will prevent you from seeing him again in 3000 years. 】【If, the so-called 'forever' will be that you and him will be strangers from now on...】

"I don't want to give up the future I met with him, and I don't want to change this history."

Sentimental face, crooked smiling eyes.

One point warm, very shallow.

"Although I think so, I really want to do it selfishly."

"But when it comes to that time, I don't think I can stand by and watch him die."

"So I can't give you any answers."

[Even if the so-called 'forever' will really be achieved? 】

"...everything is left to fate."

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The Tenderness of the Pharaoh