Pharaoh

This is an era of time travel.

Therefore, the pharaoh met the pharaoh, and the young prince who traveled to ancient Egypt met the daughter of the Nile who traveled to ancient Egypt... It is not impossible for this kind of thing to happen.

1【King vs. King】

Memphis: Presumptuous!

Atum: You are presumptuous!

Memphis: Disrespectful!

Atum: You're the one who's being rude!

Memphis: You're insolent!

Atum: You're rude and presumptuous!

Memphis: I have the right to be rude and presumptuous!

Yatum: Why are you more qualified to be impudent than me!

Memphis: How dare you!Dare to pretend to be the king, I'm really tired of life!

Yatum: The dignity of the son of Sunra cannot be offended by anyone. I prostrate myself on the ground and beg for forgiveness!

Memphis: Unas, drag this presumptuous guy out and chop him!

Yatum: Mahat, execute this guy who dared to be rude to the Pharaoh!

Memphis: ...BALABALABALA...

Atum: ...BALABALABALA...

……

"What a regal conversation."

After watching the battle for half an hour, the young king of Egypt expressed such emotion.

Carol: "..."

2 [Little brother of Egypt VS Daughter of the Nile]

Since they are all time travelers, it would be better to talk in the language of the original world, wouldn't it?

Carol: …&*(&…*…@$%$%#…&*…

Brother Wang: (smiling)...

Carol ::…&*(&…*…@#$$…&*…

Brother Wang: (smiling and silent)...

Carol::…&*^((…&*(&…*…&*…#%…

Brother Wang: (smile gradually froze)...

Carol: ...&*(&...*...&*...

Carol: &*(&*...*&...&*...

Carol: ...&*(&*(*&&*...%

Brother Wang: (OTZ retreats in defeat) Alright...Okay!I lost... English is the most annoying thing! T mouth T!

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Truth: Whether in high school or college, AIBO's English has never passed...

Carol: ? ? Why he doesn't talk tome? (why doesn't he talk to me?)

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Truth: Americans.

PS: In fact, you can have a conversation in ancient Egyptian, really.

3 [The confusion of Unas]

Unas: Kyrol is the daughter of our great Egyptian goddess of the Nile, a favored child of the gods.

Seth: (with no expression on his face) Yeah.

Unas: She has magical powers, she can turn sewage into clean water, she can predict earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis and the future, she can... BALABALA...

Seth: (Still expressionless) Hmm.

Unas: That is why all of us Egyptians love and admire her.But I don't understand, why do you have to take care of that younger brother who should be your king's enemy so carefully?

Seth: (face changed) Who took care of him?If it weren't for the king's order, who would be willing to take care of that troublesome brother Wang!

distance

The Young Egyptian Prince: Wow——

Carol: (reaches out) Are you okay?

Brother Wang: Haha (laughing dryly) It’s all right (grabs the opponent’s hand and gets up), thank you.

Unas: (runs over quickly) Carol, what's going on?

Carol: It's okay, he accidentally... Whoa! (Scared by someone who popped up out of nowhere)

Seth: (with livid face) Brother Wang, how many times have I said this!Since you have a phobia of water, don't run to the pool all day long!Do you know how much trouble you can cause us if you make a little mistake!I don't expect you to stay in peace and order, but at least don't cause trouble everywhere and cause trouble for us, okay! (While complaining, he took off the cloak and wrapped it around the other person and tried to help him dry) Can't you pay attention to staying in a safe place?Obviously, your health is not going to be that good, but you still make your whole body wet in this weather, are you deliberately trying to make yourself sick and let the king trouble me!Hmm... Just in case I forget it, I'll ask the servants to cook the medicine first...

Brother Wang: ...don't drink medicine...(laugh innocently) It doesn't matter because Seth is taking care of me~~~

Seth: (blue veins) If it wasn't for the king's order, who cares about your death! (Continue to work hard to help Brother Wang dry)

Unas: ... (I really don't understand this person)

Carol: ...Is this the legendary Tsundere...

4【The so-called king must keep calm at all times】

Unas: (Running hastily) King Memphis!Carol was snatched away by Prince XX!

Memphis: What! (angry) Come on!I'm going to fight myself to get Kyrol back.

Yatum: (snorting coldly) What about the government affairs in Egypt?You want to leave it alone?

Memphis: (furiously) Carol is my favorite princess, of course I want to save her!

Yatum: (disdain) It's just a woman, you are so out of control, what qualifications do you have to rule Egypt as a pharaoh.

Memphis: (hesitating) ... but ...

Atum: The pharaoh's attack on the prince marks a full-scale war between Egypt and that country, which could have been avoided.Obviously, you only need to arrange your subordinates to do things that can be done, but because of your lack of calmness, things develop in the most troublesome direction.Moreover, did you think that the pharaoh's departure from the capital would paralyze the government affairs?

Memphis: ... (Although he is very unwilling, but he is right)

Yatum: Keeping a calm mind at all times is something that a king must do.

Memphis: (takes a deep breath and sits down calmly) Unas, I order you to lead the Egyptian navy to rescue the princess within one day!Don't come to see me until you bring Carol back!

Unas: Yes!

Unas rushed out and bumped into a certain priest who rushed in.

Mahat: (rushing over anxiously) Wang!When that XX prince snatched that woman named Kai Luoer, His Royal Highness was with her, and was stabbed by those people!

- silence for a second -

"Monster Gondola, in the name of Pharaoh, I summon you to descend to the earth!"

The crimson pupils are like flames showing the anger of the young pharaoh, and his dark blue cloak is flying in the storm of summoning monsters.

"Servant of the Pharaoh, execute those sinners who dare to offend the dignity of the Egyptian royal family!!"

The invincible black dragon monster came to the earth.

For a time, the earth was filled with blood and blood.

Prince XX and his subordinates are all wiped out.

Memphis: "..."

--THAN--

The author has something to say: This article has no connection with the text of "Pharaoh", it is just a spoof product suddenly twisted by the author RP.

I don't know why the author wants to write such a mess out of nowhere.

Only this time, no next time.

You have the right to entertain and laugh in your spare time.

It's a big sun, it's good to watch Shuanglei to cool off, isn't it? (laugh)