between men and women

[-]th post

I was so scared that I sat up cleverly, and Peng Zhiran woke up immediately. Seeing Yu Luoshan and Lin Fan holding mobile phones in their hands, he immediately became angry: "What are you two doing!"

Yu Luoshan didn't mind at all, and turned the phone around to show us the photo triumphantly: "Hey, look at the sleeping positions of the two of you, ouch, you're so ambiguous! Tsk tsk, why are you acting like a homosexual? !"

Peng Zhiran raised his eyebrows, a bit dark-faced: "What nonsense! We squeezed together last night without a sofa. Give me your phone!"

Yu Luoshan didn't insist, and returned the phone to Peng Zhiran. Peng Zhiran immediately deleted the photos, and I took advantage of the opportunity to get up and sleep on an empty sofa next to me.

Over there, Yu Luoshan didn't mind, and was still laughing: "What's the point of joking?" On the other hand, he said casually: "I don't know if it's popular to spoof homosexuals recently. You don't know. Last time our company held an annual meeting, Our deputy general manager and the general manager came to talk to each other in KTV for the sake of atmosphere. Ha, the two girls next to me immediately said that this is so strange, so they also came here immediately, and then forced our two managers to eat together. A chocolate bar, in the end, it’s like making a new house! Don’t be too interesting!” Speaking of this, he glanced at Lin Fan who was listening with gusto, and smiled: “What are you doing with such an obscene look? You yearn for it? No, let's come too!"

Lin Fan was happily listening to his nonsense, but when he heard this, he kicked over: "Fuck you! I'm going to leave my first kiss to my wife!"

When Yu Luoshan heard it, he immediately showed a pervert look: "Oh, Xiaofan! You are not only a fucking virgin, but also have your first kiss! Come on, come on, you don't know where your wife is, so you can take advantage of me!"

Lin Fan ran away when he heard the words: "Fart! I don't have a woman in my life and I won't want you!"

Yu Luoshan laughed loudly and chased him out.

Looking at the backs of the two of them, I thought it was a big deal, but I was a little stunned for a while, unable to react.

Peng Zhiran came to see me after confirming that the photos in his phone had been deleted. Seeing that I was in a daze, he couldn't help laughing: "Hey, what are you thinking? It's okay. Yu Luoshan is just like that. he."

I groaned, blinked my eyes for a while and said, "He..."

Peng Zhiran understood, and said: "This guy is usually too mentally empty, and he is crazy when he plays with his group of cronies, but he only has feelings for women, and he was teasing Lin Fan just now as a joke. He is not."

I nodded, stood up and walked out of the hall with Peng Zhiran.

This is how things are in the world. Straight men make jokes about such things because they don't know how painful it is to be gay.

A few days later, our group went to Qiandao Lake.

That night at Qiandao Lake, Peng Zhiran and Qian Yu, who hadn’t seen each other for many years, talked about Qian Yu’s difficult work-study program when he was a student in the United States, and talked about the occasional phone call back when he was studying in Japan. Liang Mingchuan, who was very lonely and lonely during the day, finally talked about the status quo of the few people who stayed in the country and were depressed. The can was tied to the tailpipe of the car and drove drunk all the way back to the hotel.

As a result, when we got up the next day, Lin Fan cried to us, saying that last night after Yu Luoshan got drunk, he became so beastly, and before he had time to get dressed after taking a shower, he even stripped himself naked and pinned him down on the bed , rode on him and spanked him, and fell asleep right after the spanking!We all laughed when we heard this.Lin Fan also kicked Yu Luoshan while laughing: "Yu Luoshan, I think if you continue to be morally corrupt, you may really want to be gay!"

Yu Luoshan didn't mind at all: "Gays are gay! As long as I'm the one who oppresses others, I don't mind!" Then he hooked his coat with one finger and slung it on his shoulder and walked out in square steps.

Hearing this, I could only smile wryly at Peng Zhiran.

One hundred and first post

With a friend like Yu Luoshan, sometimes I really don't know if it's a blessing or a curse.His understanding of social moral standards is not as dogmatic as ordinary people. In his concept, as long as it is not murder and arson, corruption, bribery, kickbacks, promiscuous private life, promiscuous seduction of married women, and even homosexuality, it is not a big problem.But he has one of the biggest problems, speaking without going through the brain.

April [-], [-].I didn't watch TV that night. When Leslie Cheung jumped into the century, Yu Luoshan, Lin Fan, Zou Feng and Peng Zhiran's sister were fighting monsters in our new home.

It was purely accidental that Peng Zhiran's sister would come to our house to play cards.

We've been living in our new home for so long that, as we expected, both parents thought we were just renting like we used to be.

Peng Zhiran's parents talked about buying a house, but they urged Peng Zhiran's sister to buy it.Her boyfriend has been talking for several years, and her parents are urging them to get married.Peng Zhiran's elder sister has some fear of marriage, so she has been procrastinating. Whenever she talked about buying a house, she would say that the house price has gone up so much now, why not wait a little longer. It's good for the two of them to rent a house now, and wait for the house price to fall. It's never too late to buy again.

But before the house was bought, she blew it with her boyfriend.

The reason is simple, the two talked for too long, there is no passion, the friction in life is increasing day by day, and there is a boy who is younger than his sister to pursue his sister, so a little thing triggers a big battle between the two , and finally collapsed directly.

It was his sister who had just broken up with her boyfriend after a big fight that night.Although the relationship between the two has faded, breaking up is always an uncomfortable thing. His sister's girlfriends are playing mahjong again, and no one has time to listen to her nagging, so she called Peng Zhiran.As soon as she heard that Zou Feng and the others were playing cards with us, she came too.

They also know Peng Zhiran's sister Zou Feng.His sister had a temper like a boy when she was a child, Zou Feng and the others were very obedient, and they would call Peng Zhiran sister, good sister, good sister when they met.

His sister sat down and touched the cards while scolding her ex-boyfriend a lot. It was hearty, and she didn't have time to look at our "rented" house until she was comfortable with the scolding.It doesn't matter if you take a look at it, you are immediately amazed, and you look around, and turn to look at the room: "Chen Jia, is it okay for me to visit your bedroom?"

I thought to myself that luckily I called someone to play cards today, and we both tidied up the room first.He hurriedly said that it was all right, just look at it, and then gave Peng Zhiran a wink.He quickly followed and pretended to introduce her to her sister.

His sister looked around and was envious, saying that the house we were looking for was much better than the one she rented, and asked how much the rent was now.

I have discussed this issue with Peng Zhiran before. Although our house is well decorated, but fortunately the location is average and the surrounding areas are still to be developed.

Sister Peng Zhiran nodded when she heard it: "Well, the location is average, but the decoration is good. It's a good deal for two people to rent together, [-] yuan." While talking, she picked up the Haagen-Dazs that Peng Zhiran and I put next to the sofa. De: "This photo was taken well, you two are really close!"

Yu Luoshan blurted out: "What is this? The two of them are still hugging and sleeping in the bath! If they didn't know that they are good friends, people would really misunderstand that they are gay, haha!"

Peng Zhiran and I were stunned for a moment when we heard the words, our faces changed slightly, Peng Zhiran immediately explained: "There is no place to sleep, there is no other way."

Sister Peng Zhiran smiled awkwardly at the two of us when she heard the words, turned around and went to the bathroom without saying anything.After a while, she opened the bathroom door after washing her hands and asked, "I said, is there any hand cream?"

Peng Zhiran was dealing cards, and said casually: "There is no hand cream, only the Vaseline issued by the company, which is in the drawer on the left under the sink."

After a while his sister came out and looked at Peng Zhiran and me with a strange look.I couldn't figure it out for a while, so I didn't care.But I always feel that his sister's aura seems to be a little different from before.

After playing two rounds of poker, sister Peng Zhiran looked at me casually: "Chen Jia, haven't you talked about a girlfriend yet?"

I looked up and smiled, and played a hand: "Well, not yet."

"You and Peng Zhiran are not young anymore. Peng Zhiran is not sure, why don't you talk about it? Are there no suitable ones around?"

Peng Zhiran said: "Sister, you take care of others."

His sister glanced at him: "Ask what's wrong."

I smiled and said, "I'm not very good at taking the initiative. This kind of thing depends on fate."

His sister nodded: "Well, then next time my sister has a good introduction for you." After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Peng Zhiran: "And you too, don't play with Chen Jia all day long, and forget about delaying yourself. Don't delay Chen Jia."

Peng Zhiran laughed: "You still say me, who just broke up with her boyfriend today!"

His sister fired a bomb, raised her eyebrows and said, "Would anyone want your sister? The spare tire is already ready!"

Everyone flattered me after hearing the words. Amidst the many compliments, sister Peng Zhiran gave me another meaningful look.

At this moment, Yu Luoshan's cell phone suddenly rang.He picked it up and looked at it, then laughed out loud: "Crazy, don't make such jokes on April Fool's Day."

I asked curiously, "What joke?"

He showed me his cell phone, and there was a short message from one of his friends: Leslie Cheung jumped off the building and died!

I was surprised: "It's fake!"

Peng Zhiran and the others also looked at it, and said, "It must be fake, trust him when you have time!"

Yu Luoshan replied casually: "What is this, Yu Luoshan also jumped off the building!" Then he put his bag back into his pocket with a smile and played cards.

After playing a round, Peng Zhiran's elder sister took the lead, but Yu Luoshan was the last, and was circled in by Zou Feng. Peng Zhiran scolded Yu Luoshan for playing badly while dealing the cards.

I took advantage of this gap to get up and go to the bathroom.After washing my hands, I suddenly remembered something, hurriedly opened the drawer on the left under the sink, and saw two cans of Peng Zhiran's newly bought KY next to a bottle of Vaseline inside.Damn Peng Zhiran bought it this time with a different brand, and there is a row of English on KY: Specialanalsexuse!